Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Good. Fuck the Eagles.
Communications guy. Now using my powers for good. Vinyl lover. Dabbler in cured meats. Buffalo fan. Nine years as a Dad, still trying to be better. 22 years as a husband, same thing.
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Good. Fuck the Eagles.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Cool of ESPN to feature and fawn over a sex offender. Nice of UNC to host him as well.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Haha. Glad to see the BB era at UNC is off to such a rollicking start.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
It's too good!
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
10-12 absolute cowards attack one guy with a camera. Beyond disgraceful indeed.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Volpe bailed Boone out there. What the fuck was that squeeze call?
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
These centrists think we should act more like our oppressors to get people to vote for marginally better candidates. Fuck centrism always.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
August lunch time walks on garbage day fucking suck.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Pierogi is the plural form of pierogi. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
How did Trubisky ever start in this league?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Yep, these guys fit right in in this bullpen. Blow this whole fucking team up.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Boone still can't manage for shit.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
I hope this is the end of Boone and Cashman. This team is fucking wasting prime Aaron Judge and it's criminal. And Devin Williams needs to fuck off forever. Can't hack New York.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Walked off testing his knee with an arm around the trainer.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Aaron Boone needs to fucking go.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bills defense got better, the offense is the same and they're overrated. GTFOOH
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
So, just don't do it then?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Good morning. Fuck Kevyn Adams.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
That play at the plate isn't even close with an average baseball player. Why Boone insists on paying Lemahieu EVERY FUCKING DAY is absolutely mystifying.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
DJ doesn't hit and fucking sucks in the field. I am so fucking done with Aaron Boone.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Dominguez leading off... An eight year old could put together a better lineup than Aaron Boone.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Why is DJ Lemahieu in the fucking lineup every night?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Oh hey, fuck Clayton Kershaw.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Those out-of -sync formations are not very inspiring. More like a bunch of folks out for a stroll rather than a parade march.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
This inning is a very strong case for DFAing DJ Lemahieu.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
If Aaron Boone could actually handle in game personally.decisions he might be a good manager. But, alas...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Taco and the Ketamine Cucks has potential as a band name.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
The best part about being on the left is that you never know which shitty conservative idea your favorite candidates will cozy up to to court the fuckwit centrists.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Ron Washington can fuck himself. Coward.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry. :( Don't know if it's at all helpful, but I used an existing Audible credit on Negative Girl. It's what was in the budget this month...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Just put Major League on for the first time in 20 years. I realized that Lou Brown is my role model for coaching little league.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Remember, Democrats: You are equally to blame for Trump and everything he does because you were mean to a Republican once. Noting the irony of a Trump voter's family member being deported is exactly the same as supporting and voting for those deportation policies. You should be ashamed of yourselves
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro.bsky.social) reposted
You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone please tell the author you don't get the benefits of asparagus's natural fiber content if you don't digest it.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Pete Alonso and the Leafs both screwing the pooch? What a night.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
The Mets are fucking cowards.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck you, you ghouls.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
*Loud fart noises*
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
16 Heads in a Duffel Bag Four14en
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to read that three times before I realized it didn't say "They pooped in my hood..."
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
New @lowestofthelow.bsky.social and @propagandhi.com records on the same day? We don't deserve Canada.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
It's a great day to be familiar with the work of @jonathancoulton.bsky.social and to share that knowledge with others.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
The Replacements Let it Be is objectively better than the Beatles album of the same name. I will not be taking questions.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Bought 4 tickets to the tune of $800 for tonight"s @pearljam.com show in Atl back. In January I realized a Tuesday night just wasn't going to work w/ jobs and my son's school. Sold them immediately on the @ticketmaster.com resale market. They still haven't paid me. It's fucking criminal.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
this guy is a world class asshole
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Macron shook one hand.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Rich Eisen sounds like an absolute fucking idiot tonight.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Bills Going Will Johnson or trading back?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
When Jaxson Dart is a flop can we fucking stop with the Daboll made Josh Allen nonsense?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Spending the evening with my extensive yet woefully incomplete @themountaingoats.bsky.social record collection. Still gutted I missed the Savannah show in December because our sitter canceled last minute.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I never take my own advice, but try water or herbal tea. It's likely you might just be a bit dehydrated and not actually in need of food.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
I don't go to church on Sunday...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not too sure...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
For all of the "doddering Biden" crap that MAGA tried to force for four years, Biden never looked as hapless as JD Vance did with that trophy yesterday. What a dipshit.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Terrible with sunglasses, yet I still refuse to not buy expensive ones... I broke the left lens on the first and then the right lens on the next of consecutive pairs of wayfarers. Did you know that 125 degree water will soften the frames enough to pop out the lens? Bonus shades!
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I just saw it tonight. And I just posted how savvy Hess was with the Napoleon Dynamite fan service at the start that was meaningless to the kids, but hooked the parents in with familiar things. I had a great time.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Jared Hess is no dummy. Tater tots and Deidrich Bader showing up in the first 15 minutes is all he needed to do to get an entire generation of parents who loved Napoleon Dynamite on board with the Minecraft movie. Well played.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Apparently some elitist assholes too...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Oh hey, look. Politicians who commit criminal acts can be held accountable.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Cry more you fucking monster.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Free speech absolutists they say...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
2 hours in and I realized that the Sabres were playing this afternoon. Took a peek at the score. Continued with my day uninterrupted.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Why? Because Georgia is full of Redneck bigots and insular communities responding to centuries of exclusion. Makes for a lot of acceptance and understanding of others...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you spelled asshole wrong.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Got one in January. Really love it. While it doesn't work miracles, it dramatically improves older records and makes new vinyl play perfectly. Multiple cycles can help if you're not enamored with an initial result.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Huh?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. We can get another hotel downtown!
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
The smug fucksticks in MAGA hats behind the bench are the reason why I am rooting for Canada tonight.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
This has a real freedom fries energy to it. Frankly, I expected better work than this from my Canadian friends.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
There's where you're mistaken. Paid for is a given at this point. Delivered? That's where the breakdown will occur.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyways, Dark Horse records has been doing amazing work reissuing his post Clash work over the past few years. If you have a record player and an inkling to check it out, the compilation "Assembly" isn't a bad place to start.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
I have spent the last 4 nights listening to Joe Strummer records. It's all so fucking good. And it feels like he was just hitting his stride with the Mescaleros. I fucking hate that he died so young and what didn't happen. But what a legacy he left.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
That fascist boot leather must be fucking delicious.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
I have waited so long to own this record on vinyl and now I do. The pressing is so goddamned good too. The soundstage is truly fucking stunning. Worth the wait to have it sound this good.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes there are no chairs left when the music stops. Carolina fucked him over by not letting him interview until late in the process last year.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Dear Buffalo, make your defense more like this. Thank you.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Didn't the refs cry all week about being unfairly treated? And then they make that call on 4th down. Fuck you.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't want to be around anymore...
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I held on to mine for too long too, and finally deactivated about two weeks ago. Haven't thought about it since. It's good.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
And even worse to listen to.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
this is exactly what i’m getting at when i see these people have no understanding of civil society. they do not seem to conceptualize other people as having agency whatsoever.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Why did even pretend like Susan Collins will ever do the right thing?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
The first time in a month I want to sit down and turn the Sabres on and the games in fucking NHL Network. What a goddamned joke.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so perplexed I am ending sentences with prepositions.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
There was fucking snow on the ground last week here.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
You're not a fucking homesteader if you have granite countertops and stainless steel appliances.
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
“Why didn’t the helicopter go up or down?” Jesus Mary & Joseph a competent opposition party would make him wear this around his neck for the next four years. At least six months of hearings. Over 60 bodies in the Potomac. “Why didn’t the helicopter go up or down.”
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Bringing Mr. Antivax back for the anthem.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Sabres going full MAGA.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
They've stopped it five times today, so keep going back to the well. It's working great.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Need a takeaway or at least a stop.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Not bad for a reset year, but boy this team can break your heart.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Welp, It has to be a shootout now. Field goals are not going to cut it.
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social)
Fumblerooski?
Seth Michalak (@sethfmichalak.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing good. Still early, but the tea leaves are not promising.