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@shadowboxin.bsky.social

created November 23, 2023

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Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a lot of legacy news outlets are used to leaning on government sources. but now those sources are all radicalized freaks, and there's been no adjustment for that.

12/9/2025, 3:32:12 PM | 1006 134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In absolute earnest, I think terror of “elitism” has put a powerful vocabulary for describing what’s going on here out of play. These people are vulgar, thuggish, unsophisticated, crass, unschooled, unreflective. They are low in a sense that has nothing to do with income, & it’s fine to say so.

9/9/2025, 12:43:01 AM | 2102 316 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Strip malls don’t have food courts

7/9/2025, 1:07:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

here's the asshole whose name was redacted. www.ice.gov/doclib/leade...

5/9/2025, 9:35:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember a video (circa 2019) of some Coasties jumping onto a semi-submersible to apprehend the drug traffickers. Some real hero shit, something to be proud of. This is shameful.

3/9/2025, 1:45:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

can you imagine if all that were a single county

29/8/2025, 1:31:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean the new one is objectively shittier, though I’m not sure how it’s “woke”

22/8/2025, 5:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Dead giveaway tho they call him “Democrat Assemblymember” and not “Democratic Assemblymember”

22/8/2025, 1:01:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention for tax purposes

20/8/2025, 4:57:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Owen Barcala (@obarcala.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"I prefer not to have to move in court to stop you or your client from leaking." What court, my man? The court of Guy Code? There's no filed case yet!

20/8/2025, 3:40:49 PM | 44 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I think she's saying that Republicans work with Democrats to extract concessions and then vote against the bill anyway

20/8/2025, 1:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

They always make me think of Rodney Dangerfield’s film “Ladybugs”, like some kid is just throwing on a wig and playing on the girls’ team

17/8/2025, 12:07:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

The description on Congress’ website seems to say the opposite

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7/8/2025, 3:28:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait are they all staying at the Hyatt?

6/8/2025, 11:09:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

A judge visited our class in law school and told of a lawyer who objected to the question "What's your name" because it was hearsay; the witnesses mother told him his name. But yes, technically just about everything is hearsay.

28/7/2025, 5:39:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was a JAG the promotion rate to 0-4 was 95%. I can’t speak to other job codes but I would imagine it’s a little lower for infantry officers, and probably close to 100% for service academy grads

23/7/2025, 4:14:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I just remembered in Trump’s first term he was mad about something and then started talking about “Obamagate” and nobody knew what he was talking about

21/7/2025, 9:55:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is way more common than most people realize, especially places with limited personnel where it’s difficult to replace people

21/7/2025, 9:04:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is simply a more detailed explanation of how landlords have pocketed consumer surplus

19/7/2025, 8:17:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a firm believer that the judiciary should be representative of the legal profession, and to have justices with views held by <5% of lawyers is bad

15/7/2025, 5:25:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you tried Habit Grill? If you like 30 Burgers then you'd probably like Habit when you're outside Jersey

15/7/2025, 12:39:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Pepsi is possibly the worst soft drink

13/7/2025, 10:38:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

The regulations are trash. Secdef is supposed to be kept in the dark (to avoid UCI), but then is also the approval authority

12/7/2025, 2:06:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Immigration is a “form of discrimination”?

12/7/2025, 12:45:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Even the signature is stupid

7/7/2025, 6:08:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought you apply to a lottery?

26/6/2025, 8:42:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

the gay one's gun being a blow dryer killed me

26/6/2025, 6:53:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is WEF the World Economic Forum?

23/6/2025, 7:08:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Surreal to just see it completely normalized that a decision so large is fully relegated to the mental institution that is the current White House, with no attempt by them to engage the public on the question, nor the international community at large, nor Congress. Just mad king stuff

21/6/2025, 7:23:38 PM | 375 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume he had no idea it was a holiday and he got mad when they told him the WH kitchen was closed

19/6/2025, 11:53:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

The Republican party’s superpower is faking being mad about shit

18/6/2025, 6:29:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

271 meters is like half the Empire State Building

18/6/2025, 12:09:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy has a badge 90% hidden

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17/6/2025, 8:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

“Please preserve all the evidence of your crimes you have”

12/6/2025, 6:09:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine they will use the military to help red states when there's an emergency, then just claim no emergency exists or it's Dem leadership's fault when there's a disaster in blue states

12/6/2025, 1:06:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

There will still be aide for red states. The point of getting rid of FEMA is so there’s no obligation to help blue states.

11/6/2025, 1:42:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact these two things are happening at the same time is not an accident

10/6/2025, 6:33:12 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Also just don’t post photos of the nastiest looking tacos known to man

4/6/2025, 2:19:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Also a dude who 100% deserved prosecution. He’d already done the exact same thing and gotten fined.

29/5/2025, 5:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Working in a SCIF sucks, I can confirm.

29/5/2025, 5:04:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/5/2025, 7:39:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes and in DC you’ll get a ticket for going 27 in a 25. I like NY’s system but there are limits

28/5/2025, 12:27:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

However annoying you find me, to win a presidential election Democrats need the support of people who are more conservative than Yglesias and to win a senate majority they need an even bigger tent than that.

26/5/2025, 4:53:08 PM | 118 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the same thing, but maybe there’s some rule against paying for endorsements?

19/5/2025, 3:18:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Are “dumb as a rock” and “standard fare” references to Springsteen songs? Is Trump a super fan?

16/5/2025, 5:19:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The tiny saving grace here is that these asshats are so captured by their own delusions that they can’t (yet) bring themselves to just demand the AI lie, which is what it will take to get the thing to validate their worldview.

14/5/2025, 10:36:19 PM | 94 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Scollins (@mikescollins.bsky.social) reposted

Maybe instead of 30 dolls she gets one. And maybe it costs a few dollars more. And maybe it contains the transferred soul of Charles Lee Ray. And maybe it's always yelling "Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you." It's fine.

Chucky doll
6/5/2025, 7:52:40 PM | 889 202 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I think we get so used to using words like “marginalized” with the subtext “unjustly” that we need to periodically remind ourselves that some people and ideas are marginalized for excellent reasons, and have little value to add except possibly as object lessons in pathology.

6/5/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 139 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this in reference to the next UN Ambassador?

2/5/2025, 1:38:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

The funniest part of this story is that it’s based in Montecito.

1/5/2025, 5:09:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does Hornsby get the “significantly weaker oppo” treatment but not Ruth?

23/4/2025, 10:04:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I legit thought they brought back plastic straws

23/4/2025, 8:00:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Worth noting that only a fraction of students get jobs through OCI than did 3 years ago. Every firm uses direct applications now.

21/4/2025, 12:30:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted

This Passover I’m thinking hard about the holiday’s history of resistance to tyrannical leaders, and the imperative for Jewish people to stand with all oppressed peoples of the world.

13/4/2025, 12:53:31 AM | 4359 610 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Michelle?

8/4/2025, 1:16:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/4/2025, 12:42:29 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Source?

3/4/2025, 10:31:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) reposted

Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. 1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

3/4/2025, 3:29:38 AM | 28376 14042 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Tesla’s PE ratio is 128x, and Musk thinks he’s a victim.

29/3/2025, 1:23:45 AM | 55 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

My firm sent a step-by-step guide on what to click and without that I would still be clicking

27/3/2025, 8:41:25 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, the truck already had a $20K markup over the MSRP, and the dealers would just pocket the extra money.

6/3/2025, 1:20:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably because Biden couldn’t talk

28/2/2025, 11:17:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

when was the last time it was this high?

28/2/2025, 12:23:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Please end every post with a note on whether that is good or bad for the Niners. Thank you.

27/2/2025, 6:54:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

In your opinion, is this only applicable to litigation? I think many mid-tier firms wouldn’t even be able to handle some of the m&a/business deal stuff Biglaw does

27/2/2025, 6:44:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

someone just tried to scold me for calling musk a "foreigner" since he's actually a US citizen and it might be offensive to other immigrants so my apologies to all foreign-born nazis who also cheated their way into citizenship

25/2/2025, 2:04:19 AM | 728 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

The court can just subpoena the president and ask him. It’s happened before.

25/2/2025, 12:31:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I guess it’s a better deal than Russia getting 100% of the minerals

22/2/2025, 7:28:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social)

Kind of inappropriate for the top law enforcement official to appear at an explicitly partisan political event

20/2/2025, 10:55:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) reposted

You begin to appreciate the pace of events: Hitler became Chancellor on January 30. The Reichstag burned on February 27. The Enabling Act was signed on March 23. Dachau opened the day before.

8/2/2025, 6:20:30 PM | 508 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a cure and it’s free and they refuse to use it.

8/2/2025, 2:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Objectively hilarious that it’s sequentially numbered and one sentence long

29/1/2025, 7:34:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

Executive oversight of the executive

28/1/2025, 9:33:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Merrick Garland emphasizing the importance of swift justice

7/1/2025, 1:27:06 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d replace “mysteriously” with “predictably”

4/1/2025, 1:15:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shadowboxin.bsky.social (@shadowboxin.bsky.social) reply parent

The emails from the corporate group at my firm have been hilarious

31/12/2024, 11:03:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

They voted for Trump. Now they hope he won’t send them to detention camps.

30/12/2024, 8:55:00 PM | 1106 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Graham (@erratarob.bsky.social) reposted

Step #1 - visit local Starbucks or McDonalds until you find somebody working on their laptop (who will be there a while) that looks like you Step #2 - drop you backpack right behind them Step #3 - call local police and claim there's somebody that looks like the shooter Step #4 - leave

9/12/2024, 11:26:02 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view