trump has always wanted to be duterte
Once had hair. An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it.
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trump has always wanted to be duterte
Few have ever consistently failed upward as much as Bari Weiss, so it makes sense that a nepobaby fascist billionaire is willing to pay her 100 million dollars to continue to do so.
LOLOLOLOL
I’m a little out of the loop haha. I was trying to find actual outlooks for it but I can only infer it from the temp/precip outlooks
This guy stole my winter forecast bit
Hahaha. Yes.
The LRC has some competition
Live your life so your attorney never has to file a brief with the topic heading "the meaning of prostitution has changed over time"
(yes)
Summarily killing a boat full of suspected illegal migrants rather than summarily killing a boat full of suspected drug dealers lowers the approval rate with the American populace from maybe 35% to 25%.
KSUX
YAY. lol. Okay that's not a huge deal for our purposes, just wanted to make sure it wasn't user error on my part. Thanks :)
@akrherz.bsky.social random question about the 1-min ASOS data: Is there a reason the drop-down menu only starts at 2000? I would have thought 1-min data would at least go back to the mid-90s upgrades but am I just being dumb/senile?
I am dimming the sun as we speak. DM for interviews.
Sadly he’s been sent to the cardboard retirement home
There’s this account in the Bad Place whose sole purpose for existing is to troll Chartz, lol (no it’s not me).
They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
Finally, some good news!
We wanted to understand the easiest way to catch measles. So we attended a PTA meeting in Palm Bay.
New York Times have u considered the fact that he’s a total and complete moron surrounded by conspiracy quacks I am just asking
All kidding about this nonsense answer aside: The regime is asserting the power to murder without trial a boat full of people suspected of drug trafficking, who easily could have been intercepted and arrested instead. That is unconscionable and horrifying even assuming everyone aboard was guilty.
I fucking quit
A national emergency in which you decide which cities you feel like invading based on which governors like you more
Could've literally picked any other fast food option where you stand in line, but no, he picks the one brand famous for delivering to your home
Opinion | To fulfill President Trump's commitment to GoLd StAnDaRd SciEnCe, we are hiring 25 Lead Meteorologists that Joe Biden fired back in February. This is a Great Opportunity. By Howard Lutnick and Critical Mass
Exceedingly normal people
It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
More of this, media. Much more of this.
BIG PRITZ, my man
if you want to argue you’d be ok with President Gavin Newsom deploying the marines and national guard to Florida or Mississippi or Alabama cities or areas to “fight crime” when he says openly and explicitly “I’ll lay off, if you change your voting laws or are nice to me,” I dunno man
Pritzker: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal ... I refuse to fall into the pundit trap that demands we sacrifice vital constitutional rights if it's being done in the fake guise of fighting crime."
Sir u don’t have to make ur weird fantasies public thank u
Studies repeatedly show that most people age out of "hardcore" crime by their late 30s and 40s. And nobody is "born to be" a criminal. Even Trump, who is a hardcore criminal who has not aged out of his illicit behavoir, was not born like this. I blame his parents.
Anytime he speaks I think of this extremely prescient headline from 2012. This whole era has been about one group’s and one man’s white hot pure rage.
Which is why we've been the richest country in the world while tariffs have been at their lowest levels.
for instance: the Terminator, and then the Terminator slightly later when John Connor hacked him
"They were born to be criminals." Jesus. Trump is talking about Americans this way. And let's be clear - he's talking about Black and brown people in Blue cities.
This fuckin guy
Alabama allows mail-in voting, too. 🤔
Are they propping up Donald Trump and giving him all the serums to keep him alive for this press conference that hasn't started?
No worries on your part but yes it was listed as one of NSF’s 5 “focus areas” for MAGA’s “Gold Standard Science”. That’s what made this so surprising to me
But at this Cracker Barrel in a Charlotte exurb recently saved from WOKE, they’re not so sure.
The numbers are in. August 2025 was the 3rd warmest August on record globally. No, things are not back to normal. 🔥
One of the definitive days of this admin imo was the WSJ identifying racist posts from a DOGE staffer - the kind of stuff that would be read out loud to you as HR explains why you're not getting severance - and Vance saying no, we won't let the media cancel people anymore.
These are fucks who claim that AI is a “research priority”. 🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗
Congrats to the Trump Administration for Making America Last Again in science. Great shit.
MAGA Men would rather do gratuitous Gestapo violence than go to therapy.
Oh god yes
everyone get some rest so we can have energy for tomorrow’s horrors
Should be useful
When it’s gonna be a sleepy 8 am tee time at the country club tomorrow
What tonight’s Kp Index can tell us about Donald Trump’s congestive heart failure. By Chris Cillizza
[dad standing on screen porch observing thunderstorm] we needed this
The Bad Place, but I remember thinking it was a fairly reputable source lol
Jordon Hudson about to be named UNC offensive coordinator
bold of UNC to hire a first-time college head coach but maybe they should have brought in somebody with more experience to help them cut down on simple mistakes and maintain discipline
TFW u just got personally invited to the White Lotus in Thailand
BREAKING: We're getting word that Bill Belichick will start super senior Bom Trady at QB in the 2nd half.
Underrated here is Bone-petite, which is exactly how a racist moron who thinks everything is spelled as it sounds would spell Bon Appetit
Vaxxed??
“Blueskyism” Rent free lmao
Hahahahaha, dying banana republic. Congrats to the manager at Four Seasons Landscaping.
is the 8 trillion at the border crossing with us right now
Ah yes, early September, renowned for favorable lake-effect snow patterns.
Genuinely upsetting
The Healthiest Individual Ever To Seek The Presidency™️
Can't believe that on my first day as a nurse I have been charged with replacing Rudy Giuliani's IV drip of Johnnie Walker Black while he is in intensive care. It's what's keeping him alive. You get into this line of work to take care of people, but you never imagine how important it could be.
This is what you get when the head of management and budget openly says he wants to inflict trauma on bureaucrats. Too bad the country relies on those "bureaucrats" for minor things like disaster response, health care, air traffic control and weather warnings.
By Bret Stephens
Live look at Dearborn Michigan
On the other hand, Kamala Harris once asked to be allowed to finish her speech.
Thank u for recognizing the increasing threat posed by heat waves mister congestive heart failure sir
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
today's Giuliani news feels like when you're watching season 5 of a TV series after they've already added so many new characters & plot lines that you can hardly keep up, & then for some inexplicable reason, the writers bring back some random character from season 1 and you're like WTF?!?
Trump's dodging the cameras as much as he's been dodging the Epstein files
Utterly incredible that 80% of MAGA has convinced themselves Biden was President in 2020, lol.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
I know this isn’t even one of the top 10 issues with this post but what in the fuckin AI slop garbage are those cloud patterns in the East Pac
Donald Trump’s rumored death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
TFW u find out ur all-white frat is still illegal
Oh
Why did Arch Manning suck in Columbus today? Because the Manning family became too woke.
TFW you’re a great 215 lb athletic specimen.
The real winner of Donald Trump being still alive? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
man they're more gung ho than we are
The funniest part about all this is that JD Vance has definitely texted at least six people asking if it’s true and has been left on read.
We wanted to understand if JD Vance is a secret serial killer. So we talked to Liz Truss.
The GFS nailed Sandy
If Joe Biden ha….*gets hit by the Seinfeld rickshaw*
Michael Jordan’s baseball career was a gambling suspension wait no that one is just true
CONFIRMED!!!
