The world is lucky if I wear pants at my age…
Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts. I run PlasticRocketPop.com
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The world is lucky if I wear pants at my age…
The in-laws literally bought me like 9 jars of Farmer’s Market preserves one Christmas…
We luckily have one cabinet that doesn’t have glass in the doors, so my silly cups and the kids tumblers live there. I feel the not washing, I’m just at the point where I’m gonna try and enjoy this stuff and attempt to not get bummed if they get destroyed. I did buy a second Monster Squad 😏
I also bought these. I’ll add them to my FR Munsters, Frankenstein, and Creature from the Black Lagoon souvenir cups…
So, I’ve made a switch to just drinking water with a half portion of Crystal Light mixed in a half-gallon jug. So I needed more cups at home. Fright Rags coming through with the fancy drink-ware…
That’s some The Shadow shit
Northern Virginia
Cotton candy is like poison to me. But my kids would sleep on beds of it if they could
Colonoscopy
Picked up a mixed pack of cotton candy for the kids and one was a mystery flavor. But something about the design screamed Stranger Danger…
The inlaws usually try and knock out one or two. This was a four puzzle year…
Wal-Mart
Stranger Things Fun Dip. How am I supposed to not buy that?
youtu.be/BnG9u7WO8UY
“I’d f$&k me…”
Wait, is that the stake that André and Ryan made themselves? There was a limited run signed by both. I had one but sold it to another fan to raise money for André after his heart attack…
There were wooden stakes?! I know about the Monster on Board signs (I have a couple of those…)
What’s weird is that I see this in the deep fandoms often. With Monster Squad there are a few things that never pop up, but when they do it’s in groups of twos or threes. It really is like the universe aligning…
Good point
The least “Lisa Simpson” Lisa Simpson ever?
Lava Alf
Bert as the Green River Killer is inspired
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God bless Terrorvision
Getting a GoPro right before the kids were born was such a great decision…
Is that the one with the Samurai ghost ala Ninja III?
Petition to rename “The Runs” to “Skee-Ball”
That’s not a Madball, that’s Elephantiasis
I fell like they went chrome on every issue of Shadowhawk
What I love about the beach, no filters, just straight snapshots
I sure hope so
Walking buddy to see the sunrise on the beach…
Pretty much
It was pretty good. My big issue was knowing it wouldn’t get a second season and the character would basically get dropped
Their new album, Apex Predator, drops in October…
My favorite of his collections. I had an audio tape collection that had the creepiest rendition of the grandma story. Still Fs with me at times…
“Those of you that lived, take your lives with you. But if you lost a limb, leave it. They belong to me now…”
Oh man, Survivor Type is the best…
When it’s good
“Chili” is a weird euphemism for sex
Yeah, facts
Yeeeeaaahhhh, scope my digital receipt for 4 ice-cream bars…
Lol
It me
Of all the things that have changed over the years (no more toy stores, no more Saturday morning cartoons, no more video rental stores, etc), I’m glad I can still share the siren song of the ice cream truck with my kids…
Sorry to hear that sir
Wonder what was on those pages that sealed the deal
If you had to pick one gross candy from these three it would be…?
Iiiii waaassssssss oncccccce a zzzzzzoodddddd
Math homework
That is amazing (and I can hear that post…)
I don’t know and am now trying to avoid my kids excitedly telling me anything!
In the front of the store dollar bin section
If it helps, yours ended right as mine began, so I’m keeping it alive for another week…in spirit.
Beachy exercise at dawn. There are worse views. Myrtle may be kitschy, but it’s the only place you can jog past pastel Halloween-colored houses as well as the Barbie Dream House™
Thinking about you, and hoping for the best
“The key to good copy is…blood and boobs.” -HGL
Soooo, this happened. Adult Ice Cream Truck y’all… (sound up!)
Corn con Chode, con chode, CON CHODE…….con queso.
Exactly
Yes, but in the most backwards, backwoods way 🙃 It’s like a plastic cone filled with sherbet that has two gumballs hidden at the bottom…
Probably the latter
Vacation means saying Yes when the opportunity arrises to get a Screwball from an ice cream truck… And yes, we sprinted from the pool to catch the truck FOR THE KIDS. It was for the kids. Itwasforthekids…
Never a bad time for Street Sharks puns. Never. Well, maybe not in sexy times. No. Even then…
Full on beach mode
Colorful puffy jackets in 4k = Bliss
That is great!
Seriously, here are a couple I snapped. Not only was there a solar corona, but there was a double halo rainbow as evident in the second picture.
Cracker Barrel?
When you’re really into Halloween and Horror movies but you’re also old AF like me…
Holiday Road was played
It’s a hidden gem. The writer/directer is a really cool guy.
Thoughts on Pump Up the Volume?
Need to put that on the to-watch list. Yeah, his energy in most of the stuff I’ve seen so far is pretty great. Looking forward to digging into the flick he also wrote/directed…
Diving into the films of John Cassavetes as I’ve never seen much beyond Rosemary’s Baby. Recently I’ve scoped the following. I’m kinda falling for him. Also, I desperately need to watch more Peter Falk and Lee Marvin movies…
CrosanChip
There is zero fear of breakage with this monster. But it requires the “double dip”
Thicc chips
If I found a cluster like this in a bag of Doritos I’d be talking about it for years
Fumblfications
Did I win or lose the tortilla chip lottery?
I had a similar feeling last night when a commercial for ScreenRant played before the 35th TMNT screening. It was like “300 new articles posted daily!” And I was like “”
Heard as sung by the Bangels
Murphy’s Socket
Date night with the lovely @shezcrafti.com involving pizza and TMNT on the big screen? Hell yeah…
I think it’s a thing now…
Ew. No. That’s like the garlic-breath dudes at haunted hay rides. Just. No.
Like I could compete with Terry Silver
Let’s take a trip through my weird senior yearbook/autograph book of choice, my teen copy of Movie Monsters originally printed in 1980, but which was gifted to me in 1994 by a best friend in high school.
“Gently used”
What if multiple Jaime Lees from Everything Everywhere All at Once felt their boobs didn’t ask for something? Curtises’s
LOL Had to do one of these in-person in a group setting. When that question hit I said: “The CEO of the Yoo Hoo Beverage corporation once sought me out because I found a notation on their packaging that said Destroy All Colors & I wrote an online manifesto about their plans for color domination.”
