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Shaxbert πŸ”ž

@shaxbert.bsky.social

My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.

created August 23, 2023

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I might have foot fetish artist figured all wrong, but I'm pretty sure they are all about drawin', y'know, *feet*

3/9/2025, 12:35:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His last words: *the Final Fantasy VII defeated-enemy sound*

2/9/2025, 9:19:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It made sense in the Clone Wars cartoon because the targets were actual robots. All AI is is a computer program that boils reservoirs to run.

2/9/2025, 7:55:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever just sketch a mechanical object based off 10% reference and 90% vibes (The reference is probably responsible for that left front tire being outta place. Whole thing needs a lil' tightening up before I start lineart, though)

WIP of Prince Haru in a partially-unzipped racing jumpsuit, enjoying a nice cool drink while seated on a parabiddybug-shaped Kart
2/9/2025, 3:12:59 PM | 38 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'd think I'd be more into over-the-nose gags because of it, but no, still on my lowest personal tier. Can't separate 'em from the fact that it looks like someone tied up an unlucky bandito.

2/9/2025, 1:26:40 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Share where your #fetish started. Dunno if it STARTED it, necessarily, but watching Penny get captured on a nearly weekly basis certainly did a number on young Shax

2/9/2025, 1:22:13 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ“―Promo time! I finished making a 28 page art zine of cute transfem Daisy🌼 drawings like these! πŸ’• 🌼Aaand it's got a 4 page comic about her bottoming for another princessπŸ‘ If you want to support my work, you can pick it up hereπŸ’—!‡️ wintonkidd.itch.io/daisies-art-... www.patreon.com/collection/1...

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2/9/2025, 12:40:08 AM | 853 129 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Scuse me while I embrace my inner Infuriatingly Young TikTok Influencer, but: DID YOU KNOW? Aerosmith recorded a version of "Walk This Way" all the way back in 1977!? (Being just a little facetious here, but wow, this version's been absolutely erased by the '86 collab with Run DMC)

Listening to my Billboard Top 100 playlist while cleaning up a rough sketch, and occasionally it'll serve up songs I haven't thought about in decades- either because they get no play, or because, in the case of Aerosmith's
1/9/2025, 4:04:14 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most of them are characters I've been wanting to draw but haven't been able to come up with an idea for 'em- or haven't had any time to actually sit down and work on. Most of 'em are characters I've drawn before, but I always have a few first-timers in there, too!

1/9/2025, 3:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#lrp I've been sitting on a list of some 27 characters for months and I am GIDDY that I can now start pairing 'em off to prompts and thumbnailng some sketches. #kinktober2025

1/9/2025, 3:18:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't even thank us for our attention to this matter, are they even trying

1/9/2025, 3:16:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KINKTOBER IS HERE! The word list has officially been released for #kinktober2025, woo!!

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1/9/2025, 4:44:40 AM | 98 44 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're all pretty strong, but there's just somethin' about 16 and 17 😳

1/9/2025, 7:14:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably doesn't speak Spanish

31/8/2025, 2:20:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:27:58 AM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang, first a cameo in this week's New Panty & Stocking, and now Inferno Cop gets to fight the TMNT. THIS IS JUSTICE

31/8/2025, 2:15:46 AM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:53:04 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lettuce on a hot dog; that's not breakin' 10% on Scrandle

31/8/2025, 1:33:33 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this show is disgusting

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31/8/2025, 1:22:04 AM | 70 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's still pretty talky- any time a Mysterious Voice talks to your party, you'll have time to grab a drink, cook a dinner, maybe run a local errand- but overall I find it a lot more fun than 1, and I didn't really hate THAT one

30/8/2025, 11:57:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely a big QOL update over the first. They ditched weapon/tool durability, give you a run button, team you up with a partner who's really helpful in combat, and best of all, you can revisit and rebuild your stuff anytime you like!

30/8/2025, 11:57:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a dream that It Happened, his cult wore the stupidest -looking white polo/chinos/red hat outfit in mourning but told everyone it was because they were protesting the no-white-clothes-after-Labor-Day law, and they got relentlessly and they got savagely mocked for like a week solid

30/8/2025, 12:01:52 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got sucked into Dragon Quest Builders 2, and I'm still jetlagged and on PST mentally

30/8/2025, 7:18:43 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm perfectly fine missing the second the story goes live just so long as the facts are still true when I wake up

30/8/2025, 7:13:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shaxbert πŸ”ž (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww, get some sleep. If It Happens, it's not like it'll *un*happen before you wake up, and then you'll have a whole holiday weekend to ~~celebrate~~ think & pray

30/8/2025, 7:06:43 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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borgar

29/8/2025, 11:12:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a random pic or everything will be bad in September Impossible; September sees the traditional AND meteorological end summer- the most dogshit season- and is therefore always an SSS-tier month. But hey, any excuse to post my man Yanack

29/8/2025, 9:57:57 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, that's a different guy

The Cash Pope
29/8/2025, 7:34:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:51:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FULL degen? Hardly. There's TWO nekoparas, you know πŸ˜‰

29/8/2025, 4:47:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shaxbert πŸ”ž (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent

Sign me up for Duckzine

29/8/2025, 1:32:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shaxbert πŸ”ž (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent

If you need someone to split a rideshare, I'm pre-regged for EFNW 2026 and down to spend too much money here

29/8/2025, 12:34:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸŸ₯🟩🟩🟩🟩πŸŸ₯🟩🟩🟩🟩 8/10 | 2025-08-28 | scrandle.com Look, neither of these are great, but I'm gonna guess this matchup is the product of depressed turnout than actual preference

Scrandle.com.would have me believe that nearly 5 more people out of 100 would prefer to eat a tub of insects than a dry-ass jerky-lookin' shard of bacon on a stick
28/8/2025, 4:51:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

28/8/2025, 3:06:51 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y'know, a lot of that isn't so much that you peaked in 2018/19 (which isn't necessarily true) than DevArt peaked in 2010~2012 and has been driving itself into the Earth's mantle ever since

28/8/2025, 2:14:26 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could strike "with down syndrome" from that sentence and have a pretty close approximation to how I assume RFK Jr. operates

28/8/2025, 12:09:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shaxbert πŸ”ž (@shaxbert.bsky.social)

I am marking OUT

27/8/2025, 11:48:09 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww, welcome home, ya wee creature

Lucy the Cat's vacation is over, too, and she's happier to be home than I am
27/8/2025, 11:05:53 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have an awesome time- i miss that town already!

27/8/2025, 11:03:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shaxbert πŸ”ž (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway, back home, in my own bed, tryin' to get SOME kind of sleep before I bust my cat outta the joint in 6.5 hours

27/8/2025, 7:02:46 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woke up in Seattle this morning, finished packing, got coffee & a doughnut and waited in the lobby for the airport shuttle. Two pilots were chatting about how *apparently* there was a My Little Pony convention at the hotel last weekend, can you believe it?. #EFNW2025 was over for me at that moment πŸ˜‚

27/8/2025, 7:02:46 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ehhh, I'm too stocky; not elongated enough. Besides, dachshunds are too feisty to be me; every one's convinced they're a doberman that shrank in the wash

26/8/2025, 3:12:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spending an inordinate amount of time on my Monday tryin' to decide what kinda dog I'd be (Not entirely a furry thing, mind)

26/8/2025, 12:21:36 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoo boy, if only, am I right fellas?

UNLIMITED MEAT
25/8/2025, 11:34:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Third Culture Coffee - 'cause it's 7:30AM SOMEWHERE.

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25/8/2025, 11:00:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After a little confusion with area codes, I got the photos of Lucy's stay from the cat hotel this morning! What the hell, these are super-cute, why do all my Lucy photos make her look like some kinda cryptid

25/8/2025, 9:54:19 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw a "Post an anime that's 10/10" meme going around earlier, which made me mad all over again that Tenor has shit for gdgd Fairies gifs

25/8/2025, 9:52:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's catchy, but this song does not make clear just how many teenage mutant ninja turtles there are

25/8/2025, 9:50:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The enthusiastic tone of the video suggests that people should actually want to wear these things instead of slapping these digital snitches off the face of their human hosts and stomping on them

25/8/2025, 9:28:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I FEEL like this

25/8/2025, 9:03:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Including the dude in the MAGA hat that just walked out, bless his hateful lil' heart πŸ˜‚

25/8/2025, 7:44:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post-convention brunch! A lil' small-town greasy spoon, right here in Bellevue.

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25/8/2025, 7:36:55 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This pressboard-and-tar-paper shack is gonna be soooo cozy, folks

25/8/2025, 6:04:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a dream last night where I was setting up a plywood shack while watching @outerheaven.pyoko.org on an old TV, and they ran some 90s comedy action anime w/ a villain who would flick seeds that sprout into ropes that tie the victim up in not-age-appropriate ways, and now I CANNOT wait to get home

25/8/2025, 5:46:38 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just watched the 1st season for the first time with some friends this weekend, and I think I do, too

25/8/2025, 2:21:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are some of the go-tos for royalty-free BGM now that Kevin Macleod's drinking the AI blood from that Temple of Doom head chalice?

25/8/2025, 12:07:29 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:59:36 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shaxbert πŸ”ž (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent

...... #EFNW2026

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25/8/2025, 1:04:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp, wrapped up #EFNW2025! Another amazing year, def. coming back next year. You girls wanna tag along again? πŸ‘‘: "Not like you give us much choice, but I guess there are worse places to be in late August." πŸ₯„: "BAG. ME. OUT OF IT. YOU. GET."

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25/8/2025, 12:59:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like you to know that this shirt got groans from no fewer than 18 attendees, which I consider to be a rousing success. One fella was really into it! Hope I sold a shirt for you! πŸ˜‚

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24/8/2025, 11:33:06 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last pass through the vendor hall! Spent so much that they kicked us out. Including picking up a late birthday gift for a friend! πŸ₯„: "Welcome to the herd, newbie!" πŸ‘‘: "Yeah, word of warning: they do this every year, can you be-LIEVE it?" Speaking of which... Closing Ceremonies up next 😞 #EFNW2025

Di & Silvy welcome Zephyrina
24/8/2025, 11:14:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahhh, I remember 32. Vaguely. At the borders of my elderly mind. Happy Birthday!

24/8/2025, 9:06:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All right, kicked off Day 3 of #EFNW2025 with the longest-running tradition I have: sleeping in entirely too late. But I'm still up for Hooves Line Is It Anyway with the community guests! πŸ₯„: "Why do I have to travel in steerage class? Get me out of this bag!"

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24/8/2025, 6:57:02 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a somber tune that cuts out once you find the dancing flame spirit, leaving you in relative silence again until you collect the crown, whereupon it explodes into a rendition of Grieg's "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" that gets faster as your time runs out. Masterclass in suspense.

24/8/2025, 4:56:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same answer as @sharkey.bsky.social : Mountain King on the 2600. Yes, the spider was terrifying, but this was also one of the first console games I played with in-stage background music. It doesn't start 'til you get close to the invisible flame, though, growing louder and louder the nearer you get.

24/8/2025, 4:56:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mountain King. There was that spider on the bottom level you could hear running at you from off screen. All thumpathumpathumpa and then it would wrap you up and leave. You could wiggle around a bit while you waited for it to come back and eat you. Just gave you time to dread it a bit.

24/8/2025, 3:43:08 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:30:46 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrappin' up the night with a true streams-crossing panel: The Bridge From MLP To Sonic! Can't wait to hear the parallels between magic horses and classic characters like Shortfuse the Cybernik, Morain, Tekno the Canary and the Flock! #EFNW2025

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24/8/2025, 3:36:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoulda been "po-", typos hapen πŸ˜‰

24/8/2025, 3:29:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘‘: "Aww. Didn't quite make it to 100, did you? And I can't help but notice some of these AREN'T ponies " Hey, cut me some slack- this is the first traditional media I've done in years. And I got a Biffo in there! #EFNW2025

A sketchbook page of chicken scratch sketches. From the top left: -Honse Fluttershy -A jester horse I ran out a room to draw the cap on -Equestria Girls Diamond Tiara bein' a shit -Twilight Sparkle with a long face -Cube Rarity, based on a cube Rarity I saw in the vendor hall yesterday -A Snifit -Applejack for the Atari 2600 -A deconstructed pony made of spheres and cylinders -Pipimi from Pop Team Epic as a pony -Biffo the Bear:
23/8/2025, 11:08:43 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After a pass through the vendor hall & con shop and a short break, let's see if we can draw 100 Ponies Per Hour! There is an audience artist participation component! πŸ‘‘: "You'll have to draw them with their clothes on, you know." But Di, you don't usually- πŸ‘‘: "You know what I mean!" #EFNW2025

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23/8/2025, 9:32:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phew- getting the check *just in time* for the next panel is turning into a real running gag this convention. Made it to the MLP Live Comic Reading with the convention VIPs! Always a great time! πŸ‘‘: "It's weird how much some of these humans sound *just like* some ponies I know."

The convention VIPs- writers, artists, voice talent- read through The Night of the Apples.
23/8/2025, 7:08:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘‘: "What? My pi- uhh, your doughnut wasn't breakfast enough for you?" It's called brunch, Di- it's a thing they do out west.

Second breakfast at Eques prior to the Live Comic Reading panel.
23/8/2025, 6:21:48 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh right- it's Saturday Morning- let's watch some Cartoons! πŸ‘‘: "Kiddie stuff. WE WANT PRIMAL! WE WANT PRIMAL!"

Di and I take in the Saturday Morning Cartoons panel, currently showing Tiny Toon Adventures
23/8/2025, 4:16:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think I'll let the cohort sleep in a little longer; I'm still on EST and it's almost noon to me. Time for a Top Pot sneaky-snack! πŸ‘‘: "Snrk-" What? You want some? I can sha- πŸ‘‘: "No, you go ahead and enjoy your po- uh, doughnut." Got a chocolate one too, I don't mind- πŸ‘‘: "Bwahaha!" #EFNW2025

Diamond Tiara is being extremely weird about the pink frosted doughnut with coconut flakes I ordered from Top Pot Doughnuts for breakfast.
23/8/2025, 3:57:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Having grown up in suburban NC with all my family living 20 miles away in rural NC, and continuing to live in a deep-red county in NC, I can confidently say that people/family members I grew up around who told racist jokes and those who were legitimately racist are somewhere around a 1:1 ratio)

23/8/2025, 3:10:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"But we could tell who was SERIOUS about it! If they didn't say "lol nah j/k bro" they were bad news!"

23/8/2025, 3:07:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, Amy, it's cool- they're not Nazis! They're just assholes! Who WOULDN'T wanna go to AssholeCon '25?!

Shitposters, shitlords, edgy, whatever- there is a perfectly serviceable term for people who deliberately provoke and upset other people for their own amusement, and it is
23/8/2025, 2:58:45 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought this game (and the Castlevania DLC) on the last Steam sale and this kinda makes me terrified to boot it up πŸ˜…

23/8/2025, 4:13:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably not for all the convention posts! Sit tight, folks- only 2 more days, and I'm *brimming* with ideas for stuff to draw afterwards!

23/8/2025, 4:12:35 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahhh, I'm having a wonderful time! Wonder how Lucy the Cat is doing on her vaca- ......dammit, Lucy

23/8/2025, 3:49:37 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok! Bought some art. Now let's see if we can get some for free in the "Sketches From A Hat" panel! Any requests, Silv? πŸ₯„: "'Spoiled Rich Commits Tax Fraud.'" #EFNW2025

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23/8/2025, 1:19:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ₯„: "So many 'Emotional Support Plushie' charms and stickers! Don't you want to buy some?" Nah, for you and Di, I'd need an Emotional Damage Plushie charm.

Silvy stands on a table covered with a very distracting pony-printed cloth, next to a yellow badge ribbon that reads
23/8/2025, 12:54:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vendor hall time! Let's spend some money! πŸ₯„: "You sure you can afford anything on your meager salary?" Sure- I borrowed Di's credit card. πŸ₯„: "Lets spend some money!"

Four aisles packed with artists & craft vendors await commerce and I must answer the call
23/8/2025, 12:02:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skipping ahead a few years to G5: The Lore, The Lies, The Legacy! #EFNW2025

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We have sent our little pony over the Rainbow Bridge to --her eternal reward--"new adventures". Godspeed! #EFNW2025

Spoilers: the pony dies at the end
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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Aw yeah, lock in gamers, we're playing My Little Pony: the PC game! Say @retropals.bsky.social , is it too late to get a Patron request in for the gauntlet? #EFNW2025

We're mastering the Jumping skill tree so we can unlock the Going To Town skill tree
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Next up: G2: The Forgotten Generation! πŸ₯„: "Look at their HAIR!" #EFNW2025

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Kazoos. Someone has chosen to do violence at this con. πŸ₯„: "Sooo, goin' to the 21+ art jam? Gonna show 'em your drawings of Di & me?" I dunno- how 'bout I bring you two with- πŸ₯„: "NO." #EFNW2025

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First panel of the con: Ponies and Neurodivergence! πŸ₯„: "She's kinda got YOU pegged with all of these, you know." Heeey, now-... Actually, can't argue with that. #EFNW2025

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#EFNW2025 says hi, @pixelkitties.bsky.social !

Minnie Mouse & mini-Minnie Mouse hang out on a table in the 2nd floor hallway of the Hyatt Regency Bellevue.
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Wouldn't be an #EFNW2025 without LINE-CON

In line for the 10:00 Opening Ceremonies (it is currently 10:22PST)
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If the previous 6 EFNWs I've been to are any indication, we've got you covered! Hope you can make it next year!

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He's bad, he's brilliant, he's blue- what more could you ask for?

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Say, the Sponsor swag's pretty nice- got a nice beachy button-up shirt! πŸ‘‘: "It'll fit right in with your other 50 short-sleeve button-ups!" πŸ₯„: "And I bet you'll look even worse in it than any of the others!" Y'all be nice or I might leave you in the Plushie Meetup room. #EFNW2025

Di & Silvy help me showcase the Sponsor package for Everfree Northwest 2025: convention attendee T-shirt (in teal), a short-sleeve button-up shirt (in ochre) printed with the convention mascots, convention poster by guest of honor Sara Richard (@ladysararichard.bsky.social), and $50 in con merch store vouchers
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Ahhh. Nothing like a quick 6-hour-long nap to make you realize all you've had to eat in the last 24 hours is half a banana and some plane snacks. Meeting friends for dinner in a few, though, so I guess I'll hit up a local joint for a late lunch πŸ˜‚

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Gumbomania Rulez

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