Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
I might have foot fetish artist figured all wrong, but I'm pretty sure they are all about drawin', y'know, *feet*
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
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I might have foot fetish artist figured all wrong, but I'm pretty sure they are all about drawin', y'know, *feet*
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
His last words: *the Final Fantasy VII defeated-enemy sound*
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
It made sense in the Clone Wars cartoon because the targets were actual robots. All AI is is a computer program that boils reservoirs to run.
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Ever just sketch a mechanical object based off 10% reference and 90% vibes (The reference is probably responsible for that left front tire being outta place. Whole thing needs a lil' tightening up before I start lineart, though)
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd think I'd be more into over-the-nose gags because of it, but no, still on my lowest personal tier. Can't separate 'em from the fact that it looks like someone tied up an unlucky bandito.
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Share where your #fetish started. Dunno if it STARTED it, necessarily, but watching Penny get captured on a nearly weekly basis certainly did a number on young Shax
Winton Kidd π (@wintonkidd.bsky.social) reposted
π―Promo time! I finished making a 28 page art zine of cute transfem DaisyπΌ drawings like these! π πΌAaand it's got a 4 page comic about her bottoming for another princessπ If you want to support my work, you can pick it up hereπ!β€΅οΈ wintonkidd.itch.io/daisies-art-... www.patreon.com/collection/1...
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
'Scuse me while I embrace my inner Infuriatingly Young TikTok Influencer, but: DID YOU KNOW? Aerosmith recorded a version of "Walk This Way" all the way back in 1977!? (Being just a little facetious here, but wow, this version's been absolutely erased by the '86 collab with Run DMC)
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of them are characters I've been wanting to draw but haven't been able to come up with an idea for 'em- or haven't had any time to actually sit down and work on. Most of 'em are characters I've drawn before, but I always have a few first-timers in there, too!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
#lrp I've been sitting on a list of some 27 characters for months and I am GIDDY that I can now start pairing 'em off to prompts and thumbnailng some sketches. #kinktober2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't even thank us for our attention to this matter, are they even trying
Pyper Haylie (@pyperhaylie.bsky.social) reposted
KINKTOBER IS HERE! The word list has officially been released for #kinktober2025, woo!!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
They're all pretty strong, but there's just somethin' about 16 and 17 π³
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably doesn't speak Spanish
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Dang, first a cameo in this week's New Panty & Stocking, and now Inferno Cop gets to fight the TMNT. THIS IS JUSTICE
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Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Lettuce on a hot dog; that's not breakin' 10% on Scrandle
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
It's still pretty talky- any time a Mysterious Voice talks to your party, you'll have time to grab a drink, cook a dinner, maybe run a local errand- but overall I find it a lot more fun than 1, and I didn't really hate THAT one
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely a big QOL update over the first. They ditched weapon/tool durability, give you a run button, team you up with a partner who's really helpful in combat, and best of all, you can revisit and rebuild your stuff anytime you like!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Had a dream that It Happened, his cult wore the stupidest -looking white polo/chinos/red hat outfit in mourning but told everyone it was because they were protesting the no-white-clothes-after-Labor-Day law, and they got relentlessly and they got savagely mocked for like a week solid
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Got sucked into Dragon Quest Builders 2, and I'm still jetlagged and on PST mentally
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm perfectly fine missing the second the story goes live just so long as the facts are still true when I wake up
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Awww, get some sleep. If It Happens, it's not like it'll *un*happen before you wake up, and then you'll have a whole holiday weekend to ~~celebrate~~ think & pray
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
borgar
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Post a random pic or everything will be bad in September Impossible; September sees the traditional AND meteorological end summer- the most dogshit season- and is therefore always an SSS-tier month. But hey, any excuse to post my man Yanack
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
FULL degen? Hardly. There's TWO nekoparas, you know π
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Sign me up for Duckzine
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
If you need someone to split a rideshare, I'm pre-regged for EFNW 2026 and down to spend too much money here
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
π₯π©π©π©π©π₯π©π©π©π© 8/10 | 2025-08-28 | scrandle.com Look, neither of these are great, but I'm gonna guess this matchup is the product of depressed turnout than actual preference
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'know, a lot of that isn't so much that you peaked in 2018/19 (which isn't necessarily true) than DevArt peaked in 2010~2012 and has been driving itself into the Earth's mantle ever since
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
You could strike "with down syndrome" from that sentence and have a pretty close approximation to how I assume RFK Jr. operates
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
I am marking OUT
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Have an awesome time- i miss that town already!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, back home, in my own bed, tryin' to get SOME kind of sleep before I bust my cat outta the joint in 6.5 hours
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Woke up in Seattle this morning, finished packing, got coffee & a doughnut and waited in the lobby for the airport shuttle. Two pilots were chatting about how *apparently* there was a My Little Pony convention at the hotel last weekend, can you believe it?. #EFNW2025 was over for me at that moment π
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Ehhh, I'm too stocky; not elongated enough. Besides, dachshunds are too feisty to be me; every one's convinced they're a doberman that shrank in the wash
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Spending an inordinate amount of time on my Monday tryin' to decide what kinda dog I'd be (Not entirely a furry thing, mind)
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Third Culture Coffee - 'cause it's 7:30AM SOMEWHERE.
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
After a little confusion with area codes, I got the photos of Lucy's stay from the cat hotel this morning! What the hell, these are super-cute, why do all my Lucy photos make her look like some kinda cryptid
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Saw a "Post an anime that's 10/10" meme going around earlier, which made me mad all over again that Tenor has shit for gdgd Fairies gifs
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
It's catchy, but this song does not make clear just how many teenage mutant ninja turtles there are
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
The enthusiastic tone of the video suggests that people should actually want to wear these things instead of slapping these digital snitches off the face of their human hosts and stomping on them
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
I FEEL like this
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Including the dude in the MAGA hat that just walked out, bless his hateful lil' heart π
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Post-convention brunch! A lil' small-town greasy spoon, right here in Bellevue.
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
This pressboard-and-tar-paper shack is gonna be soooo cozy, folks
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Had a dream last night where I was setting up a plywood shack while watching @outerheaven.pyoko.org on an old TV, and they ran some 90s comedy action anime w/ a villain who would flick seeds that sprout into ropes that tie the victim up in not-age-appropriate ways, and now I CANNOT wait to get home
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Just watched the 1st season for the first time with some friends this weekend, and I think I do, too
Alex Fraioli (@pitohui.org) reposted
What are some of the go-tos for royalty-free BGM now that Kevin Macleod's drinking the AI blood from that Temple of Doom head chalice?
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Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp, wrapped up #EFNW2025! Another amazing year, def. coming back next year. You girls wanna tag along again? π: "Not like you give us much choice, but I guess there are worse places to be in late August." π₯: "BAG. ME. OUT OF IT. YOU. GET."
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like you to know that this shirt got groans from no fewer than 18 attendees, which I consider to be a rousing success. One fella was really into it! Hope I sold a shirt for you! π
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Last pass through the vendor hall! Spent so much that they kicked us out. Including picking up a late birthday gift for a friend! π₯: "Welcome to the herd, newbie!" π: "Yeah, word of warning: they do this every year, can you be-LIEVE it?" Speaking of which... Closing Ceremonies up next π #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhh, I remember 32. Vaguely. At the borders of my elderly mind. Happy Birthday!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
All right, kicked off Day 3 of #EFNW2025 with the longest-running tradition I have: sleeping in entirely too late. But I'm still up for Hooves Line Is It Anyway with the community guests! π₯: "Why do I have to travel in steerage class? Get me out of this bag!"
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a somber tune that cuts out once you find the dancing flame spirit, leaving you in relative silence again until you collect the crown, whereupon it explodes into a rendition of Grieg's "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" that gets faster as your time runs out. Masterclass in suspense.
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Same answer as @sharkey.bsky.social : Mountain King on the 2600. Yes, the spider was terrifying, but this was also one of the first console games I played with in-stage background music. It doesn't start 'til you get close to the invisible flame, though, growing louder and louder the nearer you get.
Sharkey π¦ (@sharkey.bsky.social) reposted
Mountain King. There was that spider on the bottom level you could hear running at you from off screen. All thumpathumpathumpa and then it would wrap you up and leave. You could wiggle around a bit while you waited for it to come back and eat you. Just gave you time to dread it a bit.
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Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrappin' up the night with a true streams-crossing panel: The Bridge From MLP To Sonic! Can't wait to hear the parallels between magic horses and classic characters like Shortfuse the Cybernik, Morain, Tekno the Canary and the Flock! #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoulda been "po-", typos hapen π
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
π: "Aww. Didn't quite make it to 100, did you? And I can't help but notice some of these AREN'T ponies " Hey, cut me some slack- this is the first traditional media I've done in years. And I got a Biffo in there! #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
After a pass through the vendor hall & con shop and a short break, let's see if we can draw 100 Ponies Per Hour! There is an audience artist participation component! π: "You'll have to draw them with their clothes on, you know." But Di, you don't usually- π: "You know what I mean!" #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Phew- getting the check *just in time* for the next panel is turning into a real running gag this convention. Made it to the MLP Live Comic Reading with the convention VIPs! Always a great time! π: "It's weird how much some of these humans sound *just like* some ponies I know."
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
π: "What? My pi- uhh, your doughnut wasn't breakfast enough for you?" It's called brunch, Di- it's a thing they do out west.
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh right- it's Saturday Morning- let's watch some Cartoons! π: "Kiddie stuff. WE WANT PRIMAL! WE WANT PRIMAL!"
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Think I'll let the cohort sleep in a little longer; I'm still on EST and it's almost noon to me. Time for a Top Pot sneaky-snack! π: "Snrk-" What? You want some? I can sha- π: "No, you go ahead and enjoy your po- uh, doughnut." Got a chocolate one too, I don't mind- π: "Bwahaha!" #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
(Having grown up in suburban NC with all my family living 20 miles away in rural NC, and continuing to live in a deep-red county in NC, I can confidently say that people/family members I grew up around who told racist jokes and those who were legitimately racist are somewhere around a 1:1 ratio)
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
"But we could tell who was SERIOUS about it! If they didn't say "lol nah j/k bro" they were bad news!"
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, Amy, it's cool- they're not Nazis! They're just assholes! Who WOULDN'T wanna go to AssholeCon '25?!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought this game (and the Castlevania DLC) on the last Steam sale and this kinda makes me terrified to boot it up π
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Probably not for all the convention posts! Sit tight, folks- only 2 more days, and I'm *brimming* with ideas for stuff to draw afterwards!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Ahhh, I'm having a wonderful time! Wonder how Lucy the Cat is doing on her vaca- ......dammit, Lucy
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok! Bought some art. Now let's see if we can get some for free in the "Sketches From A Hat" panel! Any requests, Silv? π₯: "'Spoiled Rich Commits Tax Fraud.'" #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
π₯: "So many 'Emotional Support Plushie' charms and stickers! Don't you want to buy some?" Nah, for you and Di, I'd need an Emotional Damage Plushie charm.
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Vendor hall time! Let's spend some money! π₯: "You sure you can afford anything on your meager salary?" Sure- I borrowed Di's credit card. π₯: "Lets spend some money!"
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Skipping ahead a few years to G5: The Lore, The Lies, The Legacy! #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
We have sent our little pony over the Rainbow Bridge to --her eternal reward--"new adventures". Godspeed! #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw yeah, lock in gamers, we're playing My Little Pony: the PC game! Say @retropals.bsky.social , is it too late to get a Patron request in for the gauntlet? #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
Next up: G2: The Forgotten Generation! π₯: "Look at their HAIR!" #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Kazoos. Someone has chosen to do violence at this con. π₯: "Sooo, goin' to the 21+ art jam? Gonna show 'em your drawings of Di & me?" I dunno- how 'bout I bring you two with- π₯: "NO." #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
First panel of the con: Ponies and Neurodivergence! π₯: "She's kinda got YOU pegged with all of these, you know." Heeey, now-... Actually, can't argue with that. #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
If the previous 6 EFNWs I've been to are any indication, we've got you covered! Hope you can make it next year!
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
He's bad, he's brilliant, he's blue- what more could you ask for?
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Say, the Sponsor swag's pretty nice- got a nice beachy button-up shirt! π: "It'll fit right in with your other 50 short-sleeve button-ups!" π₯: "And I bet you'll look even worse in it than any of the others!" Y'all be nice or I might leave you in the Plushie Meetup room. #EFNW2025
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social)
Ahhh. Nothing like a quick 6-hour-long nap to make you realize all you've had to eat in the last 24 hours is half a banana and some plane snacks. Meeting friends for dinner in a few, though, so I guess I'll hit up a local joint for a late lunch π
Shaxbert π (@shaxbert.bsky.social) reply parent
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