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Shelby

@shebambulator.bsky.social

Nerdfighter, TB Hater and just generally enthusiastic about a lot of stuff. 28 | She/her šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ I also get way too into media and occasionally hyperfixate on shows so expect a mix of content.

created October 5, 2023

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I don’t think so? Just the fact Travis and Taylor got engaged. Carrot weather does a bunch of random quips

26/8/2025, 6:24:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carrot Weather… idk does Travis know about that one?

Weather app with the text ā€œ Taylor swift and Jason kelce just got engaged! Commence phase two of my planā€
26/8/2025, 6:21:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate texting through Instagram but I still do it semi often. Replying to stories is how I stay in touch with some people basically exclusively

26/8/2025, 6:10:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LinkedIn: Here’s what Taylor Swift’s engagement can teach you about Mergers and Acquisitions…

26/8/2025, 5:40:29 PM | 68 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s always a soda jerk and never a soda nice guy šŸ˜”

23/8/2025, 4:22:36 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

Im glad it helps you too! It really helps me when I’m stressing to take a step back and try and remind myself of it… the other thing I do is imagine how I would explain what I’m stressed about to a medieval peasant and that always makes me laugh when I’m close to loosing it.

20/8/2025, 2:41:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just think of the poor ā€œdays since Hank green started a new thingā€ site creator!

19/8/2025, 12:11:25 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My mantra today: I just work in marketing. This is not life or death. No one is going to die if I fuck up. This literally doesn’t matter. Adrenaline stop responding to these emails like I’m about to get hit by a truck. This is all fake work.

18/8/2025, 5:41:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If time could like stop for a bit I’d be so grateful. I feel like I need time to just breathe and catch up without everything still moving forward

15/8/2025, 1:49:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was in section 410! Bought the tickets super last minute tbh! Was such a fun time tho

13/8/2025, 3:34:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh what wait?? I was there too lol!!

13/8/2025, 3:31:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly I'd call that a high. Not that much different than a crispy chicken sandwhich but you get the added dinosaur whimsy

11/8/2025, 7:48:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alas if only the closest one to me wasn’t 800km away

10/8/2025, 4:52:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So valid honestly

10/8/2025, 4:49:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish there was like buttons on the seat you can press to be like ā€œsos someone is being an asshole pls send employeeā€

10/8/2025, 4:49:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah exactly that šŸ™ƒ

10/8/2025, 4:45:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jfccccc like movies and concerts are so expensive?? Why bother paying if you’re gonna do stuff like that.

10/8/2025, 4:42:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe 2 minutes on FaceTime and then like people told her to stop and she stopped for a while. But kept picking it up every 10 mins or so to text and Snapchat! I didn’t want to go get the manager cause I didn’t want to miss parts of the movie 😭

10/8/2025, 4:42:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m ready to murder. Went to the movies and. Girl was on FaceTime! Fucking FACETIME with her full screen brightness on?? Like honestly what…

10/8/2025, 4:24:41 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also saw someone talking about it on TikTok lol! And I also live pretty close to an airport! It’s a great time but also yeah super addicting so fair to wait for a good time

6/8/2025, 6:31:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m obsessed šŸ˜… downloaded it today and I’m at level 13

6/8/2025, 6:26:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sooo does anyone here play sky cards? I’m high key obsessed! It’s made by Flightradar24 and is basically Pokemon go but you collect different planes that fly near you. It’s insanely addictive. My code is 7411 5749 8633 if you play feel free to add me!

6/8/2025, 6:20:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh I’m sorry šŸ˜ž hope everything ends up ok with your family. The curse of the threes is so real but manifesting you dodge it. ā¤ļø

30/7/2025, 2:25:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superstore

27/7/2025, 3:42:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay but imagine calling a kid bucket and their whole life calling them buck and everyone assuming it’s short for Buckley and then one day they look at their birth certificate

27/7/2025, 3:42:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that I can order something online at 9pm and that it will arrive by 8am tomorrow feels like something that should not be possible

27/7/2025, 12:59:47 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so sad… I have this signed Ed Sheeran CD that I got around 2012 and I just realized that at some point in the last year a hand cream thing I had on the same shelf as it burst and damaged the bottom 😭 it was sitting in this sort of tray so I couldn’t see until I started rearranging things. 😭

Ed Sheeran CD with visible liquid damage at bottom
23/7/2025, 2:45:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really wish my dad would stop sending me ā€œhey I need to call youā€ texts when he just wants to talk about something innocuous. It always makes me panic that someone has died.

20/7/2025, 1:55:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is so fucked…

18/7/2025, 10:20:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kind of love this random picture I took on a walk today! The bus moved at the perfect time to get a great long exposure blur effect!

Photo of a path at night, the top is framed with trees and in the center of the image is a long exposure of a moving bus
18/7/2025, 3:16:53 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if someone falsely reported something maliciously? but like even if that were the case you'd think there would be SOME kind of review before just straight up suspending an account??

17/7/2025, 3:33:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder does instagram or facebook have a different contact method specifically for business concerns? Maybe there's a way to talk to someone that way if you don't hear back through the regular support route.

17/7/2025, 3:32:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t wanna see kimmy when she’s angry

17/7/2025, 3:22:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the hell?????? Literally what is their problem??

17/7/2025, 3:22:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah no that’s super valid 😭 I hope you can get it back

17/7/2025, 3:20:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there an appeal process? Though given its meta I’m assuming it’s messy….

17/7/2025, 3:16:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love sending an event invite out in the summer and getting an absolute flood of out of office replies back immediately

17/7/2025, 3:15:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf??? did they give like a reason???

17/7/2025, 1:55:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s the timing for the Toronto VIP tickets? There’s no info on the website.

14/7/2025, 12:41:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

I always love and default to 🧔 most of the time

11/7/2025, 4:47:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Green (@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Great op-ed @usatoday.com from longtime TB Fighter Quinn Yates: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

8/7/2025, 1:19:34 PM | 545 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

The ball pit remained blessedly piss free

7/7/2025, 5:02:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dashcon 2 was legitimately incredible. Such good vibes, friendly people, just overall a 10/10 experience. The organizers did such a good job!! The feeling of togetherness was really special <3

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6/7/2025, 3:08:35 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes it's so hard not to say "I told you so" to people at work.

2/7/2025, 2:40:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

As opposed to an anti-matter baby?

29/6/2025, 2:34:41 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooh yeah I’ve heard that story before. It’s a rough one 😬

25/6/2025, 11:42:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s the podcast out of curiosity?

25/6/2025, 11:24:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel this so deeply.

25/6/2025, 3:52:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stewthiussss I have also been getting those vids on my FYP lately.

21/6/2025, 5:03:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s your fav Dino Hannah?

21/6/2025, 4:45:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I appreciate you asking the truly important questions on here

21/6/2025, 4:42:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love a Pterodactyl or a Quetzalcoatlus. But also maybe also Liopleurodon?? When I was a kid I was super into Dimetrodon though!

21/6/2025, 4:42:02 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ear infections get zero stars. Antibiotics on the other hand that’s a ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø experience right there.

20/6/2025, 10:48:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like to abolish voice mail messages pls and thanks. Leaving them sucks. Listening to them sucks. Just the whole vibe of them stresses me out.

20/6/2025, 1:17:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you use your phone in a movie theatre I hope your socks are always damp.

16/6/2025, 10:35:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Green (@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Rescissions package passed by a single vote. Devastating but we fight on in the Senate. This cannot become law. Millions will die.

12/6/2025, 9:00:59 PM | 693 131 | View on Bluesky | view

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They ended up calling me at 7pm šŸ™ƒ. Not my definition of afternoon but ok

11/6/2025, 2:34:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had a major skeeball fixation last year and then the arcade near me TOOK THE MACHINES AWAY and never replaced them. I don’t think I ever emotionally recovered

11/6/2025, 2:26:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Michael McGrath (@jm-mcgrath.bsky.social) reposted

absolutely brutal reporting from @jackhauen.bsky.social about the collapse in ambition of GO rail expansion happening under this government www.thetrillium.ca/news/the-tri...

10/6/2025, 5:39:50 PM | 135 66 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate when someone is just like ā€œI’ll call you sometime this afternoonā€ like pls can we set a time. My brain is unable to focus on any other task when I know I could get a call and have to pivot at any moment 😭

10/6/2025, 5:40:11 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TBFighters (@tbfighters.org) reposted

Calling all Canadians! šŸ“¢šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Are you ready to take your TBFighting irl? We're in early stages of planning a Parliament Day, where Canadians meet with their MPs about TB (like the US TB Hill Day)! Does a day of talking about TB sound like a great time? Fill out our form here: docs.google.com/form...

Paging Canadian Residents! Are you interested in participating in a TB advocacy day at Parliament? Fill out the form in the description!
9/6/2025, 10:00:51 PM | 28 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TBFighters (@tbfighters.org) reposted

🚨We can't lose this fight!🚨 The US gov has historically been the world's largest donor to global health. We cant afford for Congress to pass this rescissions package, which would permanently claw back funds from programs & nations that desperately need them. Call your reps! www.youtube.com/watc...

10/6/2025, 3:32:54 PM | 78 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah looks like I'm not alone. But maybe it's more regional

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6/6/2025, 7:16:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is YouTube not working for anyone else? The website won't load anything for me

6/6/2025, 6:32:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who don't let you know that they're going to be late for a meeting and then get annoyed when you call them to ask if they're coming are the worst. Like dude it's in the calendar. I get things happen but send me an email if you're gonna be like 20 mins late? You expect me to read your mind.

4/6/2025, 5:05:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If joy could be distilled I think it’s the feeling of the boarding door closing and realizing you have a couple empty seats beside you

Two empty airplane seats beside me
1/6/2025, 8:03:43 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every single time I buy something at an airport and the person says ā€œhave a nice flightā€ I inevitably say ā€œyou tooā€. 😭

1/6/2025, 6:08:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nomadgeek (@nomadgeek.org) reposted

BACK IN LEAGUE ONE #AFCW WE DID IT DONS!

26/5/2025, 3:58:16 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk how this could possibly be seen as dramatic. A very real and understandable response honestly.

25/5/2025, 10:57:28 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg it is such a pet peeve of mine when travelling when I see someone refusing to actually exchange money into the local currency and trying to pay everything with USD. Like buddy what makes you think this random Peruvian coffee shop is going to have change for your $20 bill.

25/5/2025, 8:09:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been in a Spanish speaking country a week and now my TikTok algorithm has decided that I def know Spanish and every second TikTok is in Spanish.

25/5/2025, 12:22:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Apple could stop sending me ā€œyour device has been left behindā€ notifications when my device is in fact in my pocket that would be nice.

23/5/2025, 10:21:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it truly a trip to the airport if you don’t check your passport every 10 minutes to make sure it hasn’t vanished or the expiry date hasn’t spontaneously changed?

15/5/2025, 12:34:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You did so well!!!

13/5/2025, 1:14:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it's a perk again next p4a I can highly recommend getting the trivia night with @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and @stanmuller.bsky.social!! It's so much fun. Great vibes all around.

13/5/2025, 1:14:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also most podcasts these days are also on YouTube

10/5/2025, 12:04:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I was ok not knowing this.

9/5/2025, 12:28:15 AM | 60 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you live in Canada make sure you go out and vote today if you haven't already!!!!

28/4/2025, 1:46:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Editing video for a langage I do not speak at all is an odd experience

24/4/2025, 3:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess milkman’s girlfriend is breaking up with him now. #Survivor #Survivor48

24/4/2025, 1:27:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ngl I’m so used to seeing your Instagram I forgot you hadn’t announced it here yet!!! But congrats again 🧔

22/4/2025, 11:56:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean those are just adorable. Low key I want something like this for my balcony lol

22/4/2025, 12:10:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Green (@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Absolutely devastating reporting from Hana Kiros on what "life-saving aid" has come to mean and not mean, and the many children dying as a result. www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

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@arcanebullshit.bsky.social

19/4/2025, 2:28:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh damn I totally thought it was just my wifi acting up

16/4/2025, 1:30:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*ep not do

16/4/2025, 2:32:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You watching do 9? Cause I think I just got to the part you’re referencing

16/4/2025, 2:32:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yesssss if I was not stuck at work this would be an instant watch. Survivor is simply the best

14/4/2025, 1:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no thank you

13/4/2025, 4:59:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think all of Mexico just woke up in a panic.

13/4/2025, 4:45:17 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wild… I’ve never heard of that before. But also I haven’t had Taco Bell for 20 years.

13/4/2025, 4:41:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see your valid concerns… but I raise ā€œbut they’re cuteā€

13/4/2025, 4:12:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I…. Do your quesadillas normally have potato?

13/4/2025, 4:09:07 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t overthink this. He’s asking for bribes.

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10/4/2025, 2:23:50 AM | 36475 10943 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelby (@shebambulator.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t hear that but it would be par for the course

10/4/2025, 4:00:34 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s also delaying Nintendo switch preorders in CANADA 😭 because apparently the Canadian and US versions have to align or something on price. Quite annoying that despite us not having tariffs on Japan we still get screwed

10/4/2025, 3:56:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume the penguin island is on the list…

10/4/2025, 3:55:02 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn that’s so poetic! Also gorgeous little art piece

10/4/2025, 2:31:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omfg literal hell. Like just come right out and say that you don’t respect the people you work with

10/4/2025, 1:56:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was so wonderful to follow along on the #TBHillDay tag!!! I was cheering y’all on from Canada!

10/4/2025, 1:55:20 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view