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Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Just give me the goddamned buns!

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries! It happens.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

We know that he's 6'3" 215lbs.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Eventually...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't fuck with Snoop anymore. He performed at Trump's inauguration.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

HE'S DYING!!!

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF is she gonna DO about it?! I wish these Dems would grow some spine.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

youtube.com/shorts/2CLpo...

The Last Despair Bender (@jsthrill.modphi.com) reposted

Experimental philosophy

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

I fucking loathe Jesse Watters.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha...they can't afford him!

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/Gj4-E5Hs3Kc?...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he going to take it, himself?

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

They're harmless. Just step over it...you'll be fine.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGAt Racist Liar Good riddance.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

That fucker has SUCH a punchable face.

CUDDY (@ptcontagion.bsky.social) reposted

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Good riddance.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

MAGAt. Racist. Liar. Good riddance. youtu.be/bQQXD3t4pkQ?...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Sue the media conglomerate that's been providing you cover for DECADES. What could possibly go wrong?! #PresidentPedophile

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

The Republican party, is the party of pedophilia.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude is my favorite writer. You made the right decision.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad these mofos won, tonight.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are we CONSTANTLY getting blitzed in the early innings?! This team can't seem to get all phases (pitching, fielding, hitting, and baserunning) in sync.

Thomas (TJ) Lawrence (@bidder13.bsky.social) reposted

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Transphobes Can't Read (@lordaslan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

It is my hope...that when he DOES start circling the drain; it happens on national television. #BigBeautifulObituary youtu.be/fjTJFi7qJd4?...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Perfect.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY disgusting. youtube.com/shorts/GQaMJ...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

FYI: The President is a pedophile.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

I can't wait to read his big beautiful obituary.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Disgusting. youtube.com/shorts/5Ja4c...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude's a clown, and his father is the ring master of a gigantic circus. No NFL team is gonna sign up for that bullshit, for a CFL-caliber QB.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Former kinda OK Colorado QB, hypes up former kinda OK Colorado QB.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Yo.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

President Dipshit strikes again...but on the bright side, it couldn't have happened to a worse company.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

They are fucking stupid. Stupid people are easy to manipulate.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Reminder: MAGA hats are equivalent to Swastikas and Clan hoods...and the wearer(s) should be treated accordingly.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

What an insanely STUPID motherfucker.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

YOU ARE COMPLICIT! YOU VOTED TO CONFIRM NOEM. THE VOTERS WON'T FORGET WHAT YOU DID. REAP THE WHIRLWIND.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Fuck. The. Police. youtu.be/ZXMoFxw1sbw?...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck this orange sphincter.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

His wife didn't even think that shit was funny. She's 100% gonna divorce him.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Bill Keating (D) Massachusetts, is a fucking SOLDIER! youtube.com/shorts/WWOAx...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

What a disingenuous, spineless jellyfish.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

TODAY, is the day that I am finally 100% ashamed to be an American citizen. Fuck Donald Trump, and J.D. Vance. They're a couple of fucking disgusting animals.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Brother!

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

What a red neck.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

@repjasmine.bsky.social @jasmineforus.bsky.social You're not making it any easier for me to consider anyone else for President! www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

NEVER forget. Also, J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! youtube.com/shorts/Yp91Q...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Awesome. Much respect.

Gregory D (@keepitreal1967.bsky.social) reposted

#Krasnov I would love it if this # goes viral... And better yet.. he will hate it...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

So, are we going to see federal discrimination lawsuits filed. This seems like a slam dunk.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Canada NEEDED that win, with all of the venom that our dogshit president has been aiming at them. Canada winning, makes MAGA sad. I love that for them.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

CANADA WINS!!! FUCK YOU, MAGA!!! FUCK YOU, TRUMPANZEE!!! Yes, I am a proud American, but Canada DESERVES this win, after ALL of the shit that the orange shitgibbon has been talking about OUR FRIENDS/NEIGHBORS/FAMILY/ALLIES to the north. Oh, Canada!

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

You can tell he's NEVER held a chainsaw in his entire, pathetic life.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard his dick doesn't work.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Have you guys heard that Elongated Muskrat can't perform, because of a botched enlargement procedure? Be a shame if that got out...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

TV stands still exist. Also, make sure you don't end up on r/TVTooHigh

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are gonna be honored. Book it.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

So much cheeto dust on his lips and chin. What a dick sucker.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

The dumb ones did.

Linda (@luvgoldnz.bsky.social) reposted

Cancel your Visas!

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Lizardman, does lizardman thing. News at 11.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

She looks like a hippoglossus.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait until he drops dead.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

100% didn't realize that was the husband in OP's picture!

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddamn...even Sanders' knees are fugly. How did that cave troll get pregnant? What kind of foul beast, would mount that horrid creature? Found him...that dude's totally not into dudes.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

tamrakat (@tamrakat.bsky.social) reposted

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

REMINDER: THIS is what true patriotism looks like. See a Nazi...punch a Nazi. youtu.be/Eu-CezCJGcU?...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Looked like he was over it.

Jenny Cohn (@jennycohn.bsky.social) reposted

B4 the 2024 election, on the issue of abortion, Russ Vought said that Trump “talks about rape, incest, & life of the mother. I don’t actually believe in those exceptions. I want to get to abolition. But … we gotta win elections.” Vought is Trump’s pick to lead the Office of Management & Budget. 1/

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. We DESERVE to be boo'd, for electing this aggressively stupid asshole.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Fetterman was a wolf in slob's clothing.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to enjoy it, once.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

@jasmineforus.bsky.social Madame President. youtu.be/NJ3owp9iNrM?...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

These limp dicks are so pathetically feckless.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking joke. I feel so sorry for the men and women in uniform...who have to serve under this alcoholic rapist.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Saw this on Reddit. Perfect.

Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Alarm bells are going off after security officials denied Elon Musk access to classified materials leading to USAID employees being forced to telework, tariffs are already hurting the stock market, and more in this morning's news rundown. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

Donald Trump truly is a "disease"...and he should be treated as such. youtu.be/yUHayD3Z4nQ?...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved Chevy's 6-Series BMW! Akroyd's nose turning into a penis, REALLY disturbed me.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Those dead caterpillars on his face...

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

So many futures...gone. Fuck that orange shit-stain. Can't wait to wake up to HIS obituary.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social)

ANYone, who thinks that midair collision, was a conspiracy...is a stupid asshole. It. Was. An. Accident.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

All I see, is two gigantic cocksuckers. Fuck both of these trumpsucking cum dumpsters.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

McGoo wouldn't have been there.

Sheriff_Branford🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺🇺🇳 (@sheriffbranford.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah...I stopped around that time, too.