Casters love going "the veil is thin..." like they're saying something profound and mysterious. Like no shit, genius, it's called "the veil". If it were thick, it'd be called something different, like ''the wall" or "your mom".
Casters love going "the veil is thin..." like they're saying something profound and mysterious. Like no shit, genius, it's called "the veil". If it were thick, it'd be called something different, like ''the wall" or "your mom".
If you beat Resident Evil 4 in exactly two hours and sixty-nine seconds using only the Blue9 (which can be found by tracking down Eric, one of the programmers, and giving him a cupcake), you unlock the Maximum Overtime ending, which is five minutes of painstakingly animated SFM pornography.
For every beloved children's mascot whose Twitter account gets hacked, maybe the silver lining is at least one more parent that realizes that the cold and lawless expanse of the Internet isn't a good place for little Aydynn and little Yukaleighleigh to roam unsupervised.
Fun fact! Did you know? Psychiatrists are colloquially called "shrinks" because this used to be short for "headshrinker", and psychiatrists were called this because it was believed that all mental problems resulted from enabling Big Head Mode.
Imagine my disappointment to learn that it's "Texarkana" and it's a place, and it's not "tex arcana" and refers to a wizard putting on his robe and cowboy hat and going riding into town with the Bigby's Iron on his hip
I've forgiven you guys for that time I left my chocolate milk unattended and I came back and it was spilled, because I've been listening to some podcasts and I'm now pretty sure Bigfoot did it.
Junji Ito seems like such a happy-go-lucky guy that I like to imagine him sprawled on his bed reading Yotsubato and eating bonbons and kicking his legs behind him before going off to draw the next chapter of Man Turns Into A Giant Pustule Over The Course Of Several Days.
This is a comic based on an old saying that goes "when you work at the piss factory, there'll be a machine that pelts you with lemons the whole time"
I have completed my cybersecurity training. Women want me, phish phear me.
I wandered through the shops in France, and happened on, by happenstance: a tool I found most magnifique, its blade was sharp, its handle sleek. A knife disguised as tasty bread, it's novel form won't leave my head. I've never found a knife that's nicer, baguette blade, the French bread slicer.
American parents in the 70s and 80s: "my child is disobedient." Troubled Teen Industry: "50 grand and I'll give them PTSD" Parents: "fuckin sold"
Please understand, GTA6 is delayed because the lead programmer (Shadow the Hedgehog) needs to ensure there are more polygons in that one latina than in every other video game combined.
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Idaho Department of Commerce, please hire me to run your tourism section for an exorbitant salary, and you can have the slogan "Idaho, Udaho, Wealldaho for Idaho" free of charge. You clearly need the help, because you have a Fake Png forest and I HAD TO FIND THAT OUT BY ACCIDENT
As I and 99 of my fellow men approach Godzilla, I get the sneaking suspicion that we might have misheard.
When you try to use Reddit with a VPN, you sometimes get an image of Reddit so perfectly and precisely insulting of the site and its stereotypical user that you'd swear it was made by someone who doesn't like it.
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NVM WE'RE SO BACK
It seems like my pages are gone. This is the new one. www.facebook.com/share/1CTbpo... I hope this is temporary, but I'm not sure. Likes and shares are very appreciated while I rebuild.
Totally prank your friends by putting Meridia's Beacon in their pockets when they're not looking!
In only nine years, so much is forgotten. Did he not die for our sins? Do not fight the gorilla, live in peace with the gorilla. It's what he would have wanted.
Oblivion stream 2 (post-kvatch) is live! Twitch.tv/hammerthebiscuits
I'm crowdfunding an initiative that'll have dozens of passionate volunteers going around to every store that sells the life-sized Vaporeon plush and fitting tags to the ears that just say "don't"
Confucius say: "it is better for a man to stand by his own words than to attribute them to an authority figure in an attempt to legitimize them." Confucius also say: "Bros, I have a cocktail of mental maladies that only an aggressive handy behind a 7/11 by a goth with big stompy boots could fix."
They test bathroom stalls by having someone stand inside one with his pants down, and if a casual passerby can't later write down the exact measurements of his penis, they remake the stall with a wider gap until it passes.
Oblivion Remake stream 1 in two hours! Twitch.tv/hammerthebiscuits
People love to talk shit about adulthood like it's this miserable thing full of heartbreak, disappointment, and misery. Dude, I'm eating a cheeseburger in the bath right now and no one gives a fuck. I could not have done that as a kid.
I've been in contact with RFK Jr's brain worm and convinced it to get him to watch the entire Chris-chan documentary on YouTube. Stand by for the "Sonic the Hedgehog causes autism" rhetoric, it'll be funny.
Oblivion Remasterbate stream begins at 7 EST Saturday! Twitch.tv/hammerthebiscuits
Blumbertumshire Police conducted a weapons sweep of a residence in East Spumbleburn today and confiscated several dangerous items.
If any enterprising future brewpub owners want to use the name "Pourhub", I won't tell anyone you didn't make it up.
My server is so supportive. <3
If you're caught in the undertow (just caught in the undertow) maybe those last few steps that you took were objectively a mistake and it isn't just me.
WAKEUP *incomprehensible* MAKEUP *Ancient Sumerian* TABLE
Banned from Facebook for a month lmao
Fucked up how a "crumpet" is a pastry and not an affectionate term for a robotic vacuum.
I'm pretending to mistake "catholics" with "cat-holics", a made-up term for people addicted to cats.
So many posers out there claiming to be catholics but they don't even own any cats smh
Kinda dumb that Noah Zark didn't open up a petting zoo after the flooding stopped, but maybe it was because he had snakes and shit like that and didn't want the last remaining people to get killed by snake bites.
Gonna tell my kids this is Tomo and Misuzu.
Streaming World of Horror session 2 (they're separate runs, so you won't be lost) tonight at 7 EST! Twitch.tv/hammerthebiscuits
What kept Dandandan from really grabbing me was that I couldn't shake the feeling the author just left blanks in the plot and script Mad Libs style and then handed it to a 13 year old boy, who wrote "DICK TITS BALLS PUSSY" etc. and that's the final product they went with.
I've obtained a crystal of pure Obamnium. The moment I figure out how to safely consume it and harness its power, the NTR tag's days are numbered.
"Um, d-did you know you should tip 30%..." Bait. "Look at how I mcfucking RUINED this server by leaving a 0% tip with a paragraph no one's gonna read about how they should find another job, I'm so goddammned cool and important" B a i t. All bait all the time at the Master Bait Emporium.
Every single post about tips and tipping culture is bait. Every. Single. One. "But there are excep-" No, there are no exceptions. "Only siths deal in absol-" Shut your goofy ass up. Even this post is bait because there are no exceptions.
Miside tonight at 7pm EST! Twitch.tv/hammerthebiscuits
You don't understand, everything natural is good for you and everything modern medicine has touched is harmful. I bet Big Pharma is hiding all the health benefits of tripping and falling down a cliff.
Miside session 2 (about to leave Cappie's room) in half an hour. Twitch.tv/hammerthebiscuits
Sometimes mechanics that would be perfect in one game don't show up until later games. For example, you get this guy in Oblivion, but only in Skyrim do you get the ability to blast people off cliffs.
I have been in talks with Zuckerberg to add a dislike react. Talks have been slow. Each time I bring what I assume will be enough tasty flies to sate his hunger, and each time he finishes them off in the first few minutes and emits a high-pitched keening sound from his air sack and won't stop.
If I were very rich, I'd hire all the original Skyrim voice actors to do a fully-voiced mod where all the in-combat dialogue is replaced. Things like "you'd better load a save from back before you fucked with me" and "I'M GONNA TWIST YOUR DICK"
70% of the world’s population has universal healthcare, but not the US We are the only highly developed nation without it Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare
There are a surprising number of hawk nesting sites on Prince Edward Island. I think I'll set up a service to take tourists around to see them. A hawk tuah, if you will.
Japanese depictions of gay men come in these two flavours and only these two.
Every time you almost interact with something politically divisive that the Facebook algorithm wants you to get angry about, you should feel like Galadriel successfully resisting the One Ring.
Kinda need elf gf to teach me the ways of the forest and giggle at my silly humanisms right now, ngl
Shoutout to games that let you just, like, choose not to play them.
Legends say one man has the power to break up any engagement or stop any wedding. But no one knows where he came from, or where he went.
On the one hand, it's kind of funny that the aliens switched to using drones at the same moment in time that cheap commercial drones were made available at every human big box retailer. Very considerate of them to put FAA-compliant lights on their invasion armada, though.
I'm the one flying the drones over New Jersey. I apologize for the confusion, but I promise I'm not spying on anyone, only looking for the sauce.
Todd Howard's my landlord and he's trying to gaslight me into believing I have "bedfeatures"
I made hot chocolate today. I don't drink coffee or tea, so I very rarely get to use my wonderful mug.
open.spotify.com/playlist/7d6... Gym Playlist.
How about I fucking don't
Yes, the poor decision was listening to me.
My infallible data engine has informed me that exactly 212,180 people do not enjoy this modern rice. The edict clearly specifies "everyone", so if any of you are among the reprobates, kindly shape up.
Bro is absolutely positively STANCED up
Unfortunately, due to the housing crisis, the only option is Sherlock Apartments.
Man, I haven't gotten an issue of Nintendo Power in about twelve years. I've never had them be this late before.
Secret Panel HERE 🤷♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422
Well thank you!
Hello, new followers. Poor decision, imo
"All art is inherently political!" Okay, but consider this: no it isn't.
Doctors HATE him! He didn't invent anything, he's just insufferable.
The 90s-2000s Companion Character Catgirl is the missing link between the prehistoric frizzy-haired sex and violence nyancestor catgirls of the 80s and the uwu nya catgirls of the modern era.
I have a feeling the AI wasn't entirely on point for this one.
Hello, User! Would you like some Mandatory AI Integration? Shut the FUCK up, yes you would.
If you drink five Five-Hour Energys in one day, you get access to the mythical 25th hour of the day. Unfortunately you have to spend it in the hospital.
Donald Trump to appoint Scabeiathrax the Bloated, Lord of the Blighted Pit, as director of the Center for Disease Control.
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