India is still the emerald of the British empire
India is still the emerald of the British empire
Fundamentally USA will squeeze all their partners the most as they try to grab on to their inevitable slide The world is flat now
People vote for Trump because they want him to disrupt everything Mission underway
I lost my soul to smashing my own mash potatoes and I have to accept I’m a wanker
Hey Minnesota what does big Sota look like ??
Where does a geordie never want to go on holiday except Sunderland ?? Norway Man
Where does a Geordie never want to go holiday ?? Norway Man
I once told a white dude a black coleague name was Winston It wasn’t It was very awkward
If Ukraine sign a peace deal with Russia the EU will go to war with Ukraine
My midlife crisis was getting well drunk and trying to learn all and every command I failed thankfully
Old mafia tactic is to use social media to denigrate individuals with lies and rumours in and Mandela told me that
86% of sex crime in UK is by British men and that is a fucking disgrace and the one poll that makes me hate reform
I went to prison for stepping on a step I helped build during community service and yet I got told don’t step on the step and then accident stepped on the step and went to to a double AA cat jail for 90 days
Choose to be English because it’s a way of life
yeh having that much money is terrifying when my nan would if ran both companies for nothing if it helped
Work hard people and maybe just maybe
21 pilots Singer out spikes Eminem and is better than elvis
God is great but fucked off after it wiped out the dinosaurs
When me and the Gang get offered the food we say collectively WillyTit
The reason I don’t follow through in life is down to my PTSD from farting
Fin boiteuse d’une vie boiteuse
Cheese is Christ
Don’t know what condiment this journalist is going to put in my bacon sandwich whilst I’m sat waiting at their home because Journalists love to keep their sauces confidential
Who really profited from the Prophets of all religions ? Profiteroles are really god/that good ?
You ain’t got no fudge
Im imagining you actually crying from an anonymous insult once online and this is why your so robust these days
But you will massacre a load of people ??!?!?!
And you also got water on the brain
Chemistry is really bubbling And I genuinely mean this thank you for the reply in this lonely messed up world even if it is antagonistic It’s still blessed and full of spark Regards, Captain Sparkle x
I’m looking onward to another war that USA started and then only get involved when they know who the winner is !?!?!
Do you want to eat me then ??
Exactly that the real perpetrators are the ones who fucked then and the ones who took them to the two middle men
Imagine the world as something so small So insignificant it actually means fuck all
Putin said “We was created by alien life form that will day come back to kill us and probably are already trying we just can’t see it “
God is an alien and fucked off after it wiped out the dinosaurs but never understood microscopic particle (Higgs) life so science and God are both real imo
The panic of anarchy allows real control to grip tighter
God is great and an alien and fucked off ages ago
Science is also completely mental whereas believing in something being possible is why science came to prominence Religion gave science its approach
@brucecoffman.bsky.social don’t be the school shooter your so destined to be my man x
Saying to someone I will make sure you got to hell and burn forever in comparison I hope you burn in hell forever is a different in no way except ones deadly the others wishful
If I say go to hell is that condemning you forever to burn ???
You wish it was a little boy because you are child loving anarchist (peado)
Beyoncé got it
Yeesssssss This might be the best album that was ever created or not
I will never call the police ever no matter what God is the only judge and God is an alien who fucked off a long time ago
I shouted outside a bank I banked with regularly and shouted “everybody get on the floor” Nobody hit the floor I got sent to a double A cat jail for 7 weeks because of it and met murderers and tried Spice for the first and last time and missed Kanye West at Global Gathering
Erectile functions
The Conservative Party got voted after the election 2008 banking crash who spent xx amount of years being frugal and then Labour come in and say Conservatives did nothing and they got voted in like Tony Blair but this is way worse and Oasis are touring again but way worse and old and ugly
Britain ain’t broken Britain don’t exist
I know I descended from slaves on a successful hop farm so write better lyrics
Fliptrix – Floodlights [Video] The latest existential offering from the prolific UK Hip Hop artist, Fliptrix teams up with Forest DLG on 'Floodlights'.
Motivator for labradors
Prince Harry is a disgrace
One rule for one and no rule for those in the ivory tower
actually more rascist to deny real neighbours life than accept a boat of male immigrants with open arms you fucking muppets Kier Starmer was made prime minister because in all the legal tangle of UK he managed to stop Saville being our Epstein at Prince Andrew’s behest but I best get off to bed
In England you get harassed by seagulls in Europe you get harassed by people that hate you and want to sell you something and will rape your wife Renews your passport and fuck off cunty
Fuck off Paul you plank
I get it also based on texting and posting online anonymous
You depressing cunt what have you done ?
Meets BASH
He looks like David the gnome or an underpants gnome and I love that dude
It’s terminal and I love it
Is dec from ant and dec an IRA member join me never in producing fake evidence to prove my drunk claim after a break that doesn’t exist x
GBnews is Protest Ant n Dec is catholic
Met police take white women off the street and kill them but they can’t dance with a black woman at a carnival Dafuq
Vous pouvez maider s’ il Vous plait
Imagine breaking a heart and then having a thousand little hearts to have scooped up and kintsugi
Doing the holy cross symbol translates as Think Fuck And Fight Christians matter mate
IRA vs WRA vs WWE vs Weeee
Liverpool invented the grinch because Santa wasn’t a bad enough lie
Fuck him and fuck scousers who boo the national anthem
Farmers are trying to keep us away from their loophole in the EU market and feeding us cancer
For example the Good Food Union focus on how and when the chicken was killed and what it was fed will be on the packet and if you won’t pay then get something else
Anyone who’s not a 24hr masturbator or a peado miss Omegle or am I alone in this ?
What did the Beatles love that Taylor Swift is …. Heroine
Everyone is 2d
My only prayer is they return to the UK for at least one more gig soon
Someone start a Food Union for all people to join and obsoleting all other unions and its main focus is bringing prices and wages down NO MATTER WHAT Call it the F.U. #FU We forgot to fight for the fork and whose allowed at the table
People who live near the equator love flatbread … I suppose it’s just linear
Can you be on or in a universe ?
In the year 6969 (Gregorian) peace on universe is guaranteed
In the year 3001 they will look at 2001-22.. as trying to actively ruin humanity with caveman type attitude to progress Defeated by a religion that we know is made up and how nostalgia and imagination always affected the outcome
I got told by the police once if you swear again I will arrest you whilst I was walking home alone peaceful and I said FUCK OFF again and got arrested
Frack me baby
Nothing is forever So believe in Nothing because it’s forever
So can we (car)jack off big balls or not
Big Balls aka Trumpy Marshy Military Orderly x
BBC ain’t just a big black cock it’s a bad boy corporate
Play December premier league games in. USA
Green heron or great heroin
On bitchat it’s good coz it’s the new blackberry
I actually like hin
God is greater than rhetoric maybe not
I fought I was funny and won and now I’m no longer funny
Does china really care how Japan control it all
We will win but not everyone will get out Opposition : we been preparing for a suicidal monster forever