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Is his right hand *still* plastered up?!
Well, *my* tradition is nobody invites anyone to *my* house except me, so suck it, MIL.
Man I am not *touching* that gravy
Blessed be the fruit
Pantsuits for everyone!
“Sir, this is my emotional support seal”
I’d fund SEPTA
Not necessarily, but we can hope
Whooooooooo indeed??
There are *plenty* of girls, but there are only so many *that these clowns deem worthy*. All this endless whining is predicated on the notion that every man everywhere deserves a supermodel who’s also obedient, deferential, a great cook, and a virgin. They need to grow up & face reality.
Surely the leopards are getting full by now?
Mamdani is showing the truest, most valuable of all possible gratitude by earnestly working to make things better. The GOP should shut their whore mouths & try that.
Yes. But the worst thing about doomerism, as I will never STOP saying, is that it is not TRUE, we are NOT doomed, and "willfully believing things that are not true because they feel good and right to you" is wrong. It's immoral. It is what our enemies do. So stop it.
Poetic.
This is so incredibly unfair to old bacon
Fine with this tbh
CHAMPAGNE damn my fingers
I have a split of champage waiting for this. (I’ll buy more for the following week.)
remember when voters blew up the country because eggs were $2 more for a few months
Dr. Dmitri Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC says that RFKJr said he believes that Avian flu should be allowed to "burn through" the chickens and then children and others, so we can propagate a "stronger species". RFKJr believes in eugenics. RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
Jesus Christ, UK, we’re a horrible warning, not a good example
Every single one of them has negative charisma, AND they all loathe each other. This may be the source of just a *teensy* bit of glee….
Phones!
These people are fucking ghouls and need to be driven from public life.
This is a cultish political movement animated by the absolute worst that humanity has to offer and it's time we started plainly stating as such
We’ll all be sleeping on our arms
Every day, a nauseating new low.
Right?! I was like, “Yes, it’s a bad rebrand, but not for the reasons the magats are sobbing about.” But I don’t care one iota about CB & the magats made the topic radioactive, so I just kept scrolling.
I’m so sorry. No matter how many years you get with them, it never feels like enough.
That would require them to have a tiny shred of dignity, so…no.
Weird. All I heard was slurping noises.
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Yeah, arresting a veteran for exercising his freedom of speech IS repellent.
jerry ow
Apropos of nothing, today I wondered how difficult it would be to learn to accurately shoot a flaming arrow. Just seems like an interesting skill, you know?
The judge *ordered* this, it’s not a preference that may or may not be indulged.
"There will be consequences" needs to be the official, unified Democratic party line.
Put it in writing, please, judge. Everything in writing.
That’s not deportation, that’s human trafficking.
/11 In short, fuck these fascist shitbirds, fuck you if you voted for them, fuck you if you apologize for or countenance them.
They want to punish Kilmar because he embarrassed their King. They want us to think we can't win, so don't bother fighting. But we will win. And we will spend every day of our lives burning their legacies to the ground.
Seems like they’re really triggered by blue hair.
They also delight in doing active hypocrisy, and laugh when called on it…even when they’d make a federal case out of it if the roles were reversed.
They’re upset about…lines painted on tarmac?!?
The other thing is that it is impossible to sanitize your own official language to satisfy right wingers, because their goal is to be upset by language. So they will just dig up an old Tumblr or fabricate something to get upset about
Cracker Barrel was founded during the Nixon administration. That’s not a rich heritage, that’s a Silent Majority effort to cash in on kitsch.
The DOJ released the security video of Epstein's jail in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. The DOJ released the Maxwell/Blanche transcript in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. Such an obvious cover-up.
"The president was never inappropriate with anyone." Pardon me if I don't consider Ghislaine Maxwell, someone who used to prowl Middle Schools looking for young girls to rape, an expert on what's appropriate behavior.
Oh, it was *so* bad 😩
Not for sport, but to make a point about control. They’ll never admit they were wrong. They’ll kill him first.
But I was told we were OvErReAcTiNg
The only thing I’ll tell my friends is to avoid this place like the freakin plague.
So, so, *so*, SO, sooooo, SOOOOO SICK OF IT!!!!!!! I cannot WAIT until I never have to see his grotty face nor hear his whiny voice nor even hear his stupid fake name in passing.
i think people need a refresher on what constitutes a Distraction. the cracker barrel logo thing (zero stakes, obviously invented controversy) is a Distraction. the ongoing military occupation of washington dc (ample footage of random delivery drivers being violently detained by feds) is not
Third Way please make contact with the third rail
If MAGA were already enthusiastically supporting the business, would the CB board even bother going to the trouble of a rebrand? 🤔 That’s not something brands undertake lightly. If Cracker Barrel is doing poorly enough that it resorted to a rebrand, that can hardly be laid at the *left’s* feet.
We're all dealing with fires everywhere, but we really have to understand the Texas situation as an inferno. The fact that Republicans have skipped any pretense or noises about fairness and are just openly, blatantly cheating the process as a power grab is remarkable. They feel untouchable.
The fascists stay utterly devoid of talent or rhythm.
Well, he was clearly on his hands & knees doing *something* for Putin
Incandescent on a daily basis. It can’t be healthy.
Counting on this tbh
jesus h christ what is *wrong* with some people
Yet again I am thinking about how frustrating it is that media outlets still refer to RFK, Jr. as a vaccine "skeptic" when he is quite literally trying to destroy mass vaccination in the United States.
Elise Stefanik was boo’d by constituents this week. Why? Because she does not show up. She does not hold town halls. And her votes? They hurt our communities. I’m ready to defeat her—spread the word, let’s send a farmer to Congress.
If Democratic politicians do not fight this because it's a "distraction," it will simply happen. They need to get in front of every mic and say that we will not allow Trump to destroy American history. He wants a culture war? GIVE HIM ONE. There are no distractions. Have every fight.
Kind of surprised RFK Jr isn’t recommending it, tbh
Has anyone written about how extraordinary that the leaders of France, the UK, Italy, Germany, Finland, NATO, and the EC had to accompany the leader of Ukraine to the White House because the leader of the US is a giant manbaby?
Astonishing. The endless stream of sycophancy, all for the tackiest, weakest, stupidest, smelliest, mush-brained old casino-tanking carnival-barking failure in US history. Truly mind-blowing: this utterly loathesome creep is the guy for whom SO many ppl have sacrificed every scrap of their dignity.
With tears in their eyes, no doubt 🙄
Plainly, the people mad about the work required to write well and make great art who are justifying various artificial intelligence tools as shortcuts to that creative process don't value the labor inherent to it.
The thing people are getting wrong about Newsome is that what he's doing makes him the Dem nominee for PoTUS. What Newsome is doing is showing everyone that Dems should be fighting back, and that fighting back should be table stakes for all Dem politicians. Fighting back is popular. Do it.
Get kicked out, maybe
No they won’t.
My hill: kids are naturally creative and artistic. You give kids paper and something to draw with and you will get the wildest shit ever created. It's an actual tragedy & horrifically anti-human to be shoving AI on them and encouraging them to stunt that essential part of themselves.
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
We had actual an actual assassination of a Democratic legislator in Minnesota two months ago & it’s completely disappeared from the National Conversation™️. This happens the time over & over again 👇
Have to say that emoji is 100% dead to me, and this screenshot is the perfect example of why that is.
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The Little Man Who Fell To Earth
If this was happening in any other country, it would be covered as “pedophile warlord sends troops into national capital for no reason”
Dear Democrats There is a MASSIVE difference between pretending crime doesn't exist and RIGHTFULLY SHARING THAT WE HAVE HAD one of THE LARGEST DECLINES IN VIOLENT CRIME EVER Crime is always important, but it is FAR from a National Emergency, and to go along with this nonsense is DANGEROUS
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As a DC resident I'm firmly in favor of a jury strike during this occupation. If you're on grand jury duty, refuse to indict. If you're on trial jury, refuse to convict.
It’s why the word ‘hallucinations’ in relation to gen AI is misleading. When humans hallucinate, it’s because something’s misfiring in our brains. AI hallucinations are not a mistake. The system is doing exactly what it was intended to do. That’s why they can’t fix it, because it’s not broken. 13/
Chef José Andrés has long-deserved the Nobel Peace Prize.
Autocratic leader, building on racist propaganda, falsehoods about crime data, and an alleged assault on a member of his extralegal office devoted to gutting the budget, moves to have federal armed personnel take direct control of the streets of the capital city.
Yeah, voting for Cuomo would be incredibly stupid
The unfitness is such a competitive field with this clown administration.
You know how people called women hysterical for predicting the right wing would take down Roe v. Wade (which they've done) and then attack access to birth control (which they're doing)? Hear me when I say that women's very right to vote is next. www.npr.org/2025/08/09/n...
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The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.
Taxing the fuck out of you is innovation enough
Heading back to Harrisburg to vote AGAIN with House Dems to fund SEPTA. The only thing standing in the way of keeping mass transit running is PA Senate Republicans. Call them NOW and demand they pass these funds!
Just say no. No is a complete answer.
Told with malignant glee, in fact.
“you juiceless baboon” 😂
Release the files and then we’ll all know. Vance, you are a craven weasel.