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These are my 'children' and that's objectively ridiculous. ❤️
The sooner we let women take over the world the better quite frankly.
I want to be on top of a mountain. Summer can do one.
Pottery is wayyyy harder than it looks!
Bookmarked the beach for later.
Camber Sands. Not LA.
Spring sprunging today.
Is there a Nobel Traitorous Twat prize?
❗️"This man is fighting for his country. A sovereign state has been attacked. People are dying. And all they care about is why didn't Zelensky wear a suit? I hate this country. I have never felt the way I do in my life," the American veteran recorded an emotional video.
Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
Seems like the Prime Minister might have played a blinder there. Is that 2-0 Europe?
The 'woke agenda' now includes being against rape and sex trafficking does it?? FFS!!
Tate being welcomed into the arms of the American mysoginists and rapists in power can't leave American women in any remaining doubt about their nation's direction of travel.
The US has abondoned all pretence of moral leadership. Nobody wants a special relationship with Tate sympathisers.
The most uncivilised among us appear to be banging on about defending Western values all of a sudden. Muppets.
Has anyone checked with Gazza if he minds being owned by Trump?
Sangita, the way in which the established media is reporting this is so worrying. It's as if nobody is prepared to call this what it is.
So Trump wants to build condos, golf courses and gaudy hotels on the graves of thousands of Palestinian women and children? I. Just. Can't.
#PotteryThrowdown
So they were practising evacuating his fat ass from DC? That might come in handy.
Never knowingly walk past a donut! Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.
Farage doesn't realise that the Brexit grift is over. He's just got his racism now.
🔥 FINALLY! The BBC are finally doing the public education service on Brexit that they always should have. Have a read. 👇👇
YESSS!
We don't. They're bloody idiots.
It's the gathering push back from decent political representatives in Canada and Europe that gives me hope.
If you could hang onto him over there George that'd be great. We don't want that grifting God-botherer back. Ta.
A coffee shop... With cake!... is about to open roughly 7 doors down from my house. This is not gonna end well.
I'm willing to trust Starmer's judgement on all things legal and ignore the 'take' of 'proud English nans' and 'patriots'.
Said it before and I'll say it again.
If we're renaming the Gulf of Mexico...
Yep. That's the one!
The problem the Tories have got is that NOTHING they say or do now can fix or gloss over the catastrophic damage inflicted to our public services and public discourse over 14 years. Kemi Badenoch is finished already.
Platform announcer: "There is USUALLY standing room only on this train". It's like saying "We'll USUALLY give you a coffee after you've paid for it." Resignation to delivery of a shambolic service.
Moo
I don't have what it takes to lead Reform Ltd either.
Exactly
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Didn't win the Omaze Lake District House so that's 2025 ruined.
If I had a dog...
Quick lunchtime walk round the block. Whassat blue stuff?
Shower off 2024 ✅ Big jumper✅ Tea✅ Binge 'Shrinking' on AppleTV ✅
Current attitude to 2025...
Already winning in 2025! Get in!
New tea mug for all my Teams calls in 2025.
When people ask you about plans for 2025...
Shock revelation. Getting repeatedly punched in the head is bad for you.
Staring to the horizon, wondering what the hell day of the week it is.
This is pretty niche
Gavin and Stacey? Yes!
The bar I need.
3 minutes ago, I could NOT eat another thing. Ooh Lindor chocolate ball? Don't mind if I do.
You have to hand it to short people ..... .They can't reach it on their own. #crackerjokes.
I'm just not sure a man with more wealth and privilege than most of us can imagine, calling for unity lands like it used to. 🤷♂️
Merry Christmas one and all!!
Gone fishing. Beautiful as ever.
#Christmas panic on the family WhatsApp.
"I know Hetty. Don't use your wheels. Just tip over backwards!" Even the hoover's drunk.
Unless you're the Four Tops, I ain't 'reaching out' to you.
You just know, anyone who claims there was no wrongdoing, was busy doingwrong the whole fukn time.
Shocked. Dunno what the world's coming to.
Christ almighty! Whose idea was 'Celebrity escape to the country?'
Word of the day (of course) is ‘scurryfunging’, from US dialect: the frantic attempt to tidy the house just before guests arrive.
All I want for Christmas is... to be in a different country, in a supermarket, browsing their crisp selection.
I feel seen.
The majority of billionaires are probably fascistic, wealth-amassing nutjobs. The sensible thing to do would be to defend democracy from them immediately and decisively.
Too late. I've started shouting it as I walk up and down the carriage.
I'm 53 now and it's about time some of you muthafuckas starting giving up your seat for me.
Appy Christmas
See it. Say it. Sorted. Just reported Mrs C. Job done.
I don't think government is actually that hard. Don't sell out. Protect and enhance democracy. And improve the lives of ordinary people.
Apparently my scarf game wasn't 'slaying' but I've been roughly manhandled by my kids and I am now acceptable.
'regret' is the go-to term when they're not that bothered and they won't be taking any responsibility.
Go for it lad. Let it all out.
Tis the season.
We're absolutely in the film 'Don't Look Up'.
The world's literally burning down but...
Facts
It looks like he's done well.
Traditional yomp fer farmshop cheeeeese.
Just. No.
To keep giving them money??
Kevin Sinfield hasn't been knighted yet. Gavin Williamson has. But the honours system is fine. Just fine.
Pre-xmas clean up. Turns out the cooker hood isn't frosted glass.
Just thrown 4 croissants out for the birds. I've arrived. 💰
3 year anniversary of the end of teaching. The leaving card features tremendous artwork.
Tis the season for not coping with selfies of smug middle aged people on facebook
We all know one of these poor folks......
The #NightmareBeforeChristmas in 3 words... Dishwasher broken. Bugger.
#TheChase "I'll take the minus £4000" Team:
I mean, I don't always agree with God but...
Embarrassing
Tim Montgomerie'entire vibe is 'bad alien' from Men in Black.
