For context this is how you get christened King of Tennessee
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For context this is how you get christened King of Tennessee
Just met a buck’s gaze and he madly truly deeply nodded at me
my Achilles heel is not being much good at anything and also not having any motivation to try
I was so hopeful when I made my to do list months ago (it’s just the same 8 things I keep moving over and over bc I never f*cking get to them and new shit keeps piling up)
Um ok I’m a diehard EU fan but some of these comments need to chill maker help us
“Accountant’s orders” nobody fucking says that. Another useless degree,
Literally about to apply to med school JUST so I can tell randos what to do immediately followed up with “Doctor’s orders 👈😉👈”
Frankly, admirable idea on your part. You DID do something! You went out of your comfort zone to try something new, on top of that you did it to help others. Take a moment to be proud of that ❤️
I love lowering Bsky's property value with the homies.
I’d quote this but you got The Best One
Everybody’s got something to hide! Except for your earpods (and their monkey)
time actually leads to sepsis, hope this helps
Which wounds does time heal again?
I see my life is reduced to impatiently waiting for Thursday evenings for the foreseeable future
I demand marriage to whomstever the hell is in charge of Peacemaker’s soundtrack
Peacemaker is basically if you split up all my personalities and put them on a murder team
Why……………why do I feel like this rooftop party is the last time we see everyone together happy………..
I, like 98% of America, am obsessed with Harcourt
Adrian angry over missing an orgy is mood
“Course not. You’re Ginger Cool.” I am obsessed with the writer(s) of this show
I’m dumb I thought Beaker was Vigilante
Perfect casting with Frank Grillo, I just think it’d be funny if they had Joel Kinnaman back to play Rick Flag Sr. with zero elaboration
So glad the girlies are down to talk about this one
I got an idea for a video game but it’s simply Too Big 🥲
someone working on Peacemaker is a Stargate fan
too many country songs on top 40 pop radio these days
Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you. [1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
I straight up almost hollered for the poop knife
Like idk what this says about me but if there was a hall of fame for dumps this bad boy would be on it
Someone was re-skeeting farts last night (you know who you are) so I’m so sorry for what comes next: I just took a dump so large I think I have to legally take it to a baby box
My family has literally been holding brunch like a carrot over my head for months now
Can someone help me [il]legally download marvelous designer
I don’t know who needs to hear this but we literally just witnessed a miracle! Meese are wildly unpredictable and deadly
journalist: (helping preserve democracy) sir they're saying obama is better at dying than you ??
I would also like to happen upon something that has no problem, declare it a problem, apply mulch, then loudly state “See?? No problem! I did that”
A mosquito had their way with my forehead in the middle of the night so I will be joining this zoom as a looney toon character with head trauma
You’re not pointless 🥺
gonna tell my kids this was labubu
“I better go to bed now and save the last 2 episodes for tomorrow night,” I say before laying in the dark for 2 hours thinking about the last two episodes I’m saving for tomorrow night
Why keep your thoughts to yourself when you can traumatise others for free.
*licks pussy* just a lil something to take off the edge
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I'm off work tomorrow, so you know what that means.
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Dear James Gunn What if John Cena walked into a restroom and said "I'm Pissmaker" and then went to the urinal and pissed This is just one example of the strengths I could bring to your writing team as you craft the new DC movie universe
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (Also follow these quotes upstream to steal some really f*ckin good memes)
(On my Following tab) ha ha ha wow this is a GOOD one, I better give this person a follow,
Don’t worry! Most Christians forget literally everything about Jesus 🖖
Awake! At The 3am
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
I’m sure you know this but there’s some Protestants that do not allow bacon (etc), what a weirdo
Macklemore said it best, “Tryna get girls from a brand? Man, you hella won’t,”
Haven’t seen anyone mention it yet, he was scene-stealing in Reservation Dogs ❤️
💔💔💔 We lost a real one 😔 Thinking of his family at this time
I posted this while dancing to Caraphernelia 😪
GRANDMA: doing her Nightly Prayers (™️) at her bedside ME: (75ft away) dancing like a THOT in her pool
This Halloween I’m planning on dressing up like Rick Astley and doing Karaoke “Never Gonna Give You Up” once an hour
One flew off. W o w, heard 💔💔💔
Just 3 pigeons on a wire, watching me dance like an idiot in the pool,
Yessir! I fly proudly for you 🖤
LMAO damn that’s crazy 😭😭 If it helps, Hitler died in 1945 and I was born about 50 years later 🥴
Nicely done. You might make a good Sith.
Um wow, Lord Vader, that means so much coming from you,
D A M N ! Okay, wow, nothing but applause for you! This is amazing
@theswu.bsky.social @sinisterbird.bsky.social Challenge accepted! 1) Gave us the first Besalisk Jedi 2) Dual wielding double bladed lightsabers 3) Gave us one of the best Clone Wars arc 4) Successful track record (don’t worry about how he got that) 5) Showed us how much Anakin cares for his clones
Sorry to temp you with more donuts but this seemed like something you had to see 🥺
If you can see, it’s really hard to imagine not being able to. You’d hate for anyone to miss out, right? Don’t just write alt text, write some great shit so everyone can be included ❤️
Here are my tips for having FUN while writing alt text: • Pretend you are an 1840s writer and practice your best prose, describe the scene! • Leave a little extra somethin, as a treat • It’s the perfect chance to elaborate on context. Hate someone? Let it out! Obsessed with something? Go wild!
happy labor day
Where’s @deviwestside.bsky.social 👀
🌷 Hello my loves, I hope September brings you joy, healing and love for not just others but yourself as well.
huge fan of bisexual girls. love their work
Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days
Not my boi Revan 😭😭 (Or Jaden Korr??)
#5 explanation: She buried the lightsaber of a man, renowned for his hatred of sand, in sand (admirable, a hero really)
Love this! I’m cranking the difficulty level to Nightmare for me: Rey 1. Ridley is f*cking amazing 2. Witnessed Disney Luke drinking blue milk pmuch straight from the teet and survived 3. Super f*cking resourceful 4. Really figured out the Jedi stuff quick, under pressure 5. Master of irony
I dare someone to do Pong Krell lmao
Should I have listened when my calendar said to cancel? Yeah. This feels great tho
dying! I'm due for a rewatch
Literally have never had a bigger dick in my life,
Something about Simon & Garfunkel's Scarborough Fair brings out my inner stripper
LMAO we love a good commitment to a bit! I’ll have to scroll through here soon
😋 Can’t beat that!!! Super glad you had a great time, it’s on my list!
No the twice is the golden part! It is killing me that I did not think to add “twice even,” at the end of describing the imagery you evoked 🤣
I truly need 2 large popcorns when i go! I hope you enjoyed the show
Thank you for your gracious understanding 🙏
Me, thinking of my innocent friend who has done nothing wrong but for some reason hates baked beans: I’m gonna eat some baked beans just to spite this guy,
Literally obsessed with his performance in Solo! He killed it. Somebody put Harrison Ford’s face over his during one of his scenes and you couldn’t tell a difference. Phenomenal work! We are Ehrenreich or bust in this house.
If you can write a skeet you think is worth posting you can write alt text that's actually useful
Call me French bc i think one of my rings just gave me labubu
I’m not speaking from experience lmao no I’m ACTUAL 007 levels of slick when I’m high haha why would you ask that
This is literally what stoners do when they’re trying to hide something and believe themselves to be 007 levels of slick
I held my horses twice last night
I’m an idiot. “wow, what an image, someone tenderly holding their horses lovingly in their arms,”
Me on onlyfans
How I've missed out on life: "Sounds like fun. But what's the parking situation?"
Worked out so hard at the gym today i had a piece of woke sourdough, as a treat
Nikki🥀💀🌱Zombie Queen👑💋🏳️⚧️ 