The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
I used to love Radiohead, real shame they're a bunch of scabs
๐งถ๐ฎ๐ฅพ๐๐ฒ๐ณ Never seen a sky so full of stars Makes me wonder where you are Solidarity Forever, Free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ she/her
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view profile on Bluesky The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
I used to love Radiohead, real shame they're a bunch of scabs
Kneecap (@kneecapceol.bsky.social) reposted
Today, like every other day, Israel will commit war crimes. They'll murder children. They'll steal lands. They'll bomb homes. They'll do it with impunity and the backing of those who claim to care about "human rights". Do everything you can. Use your voice. Free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted
I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
Auld Bendy (@auldbendy.bsky.social) reposted
Edinburgh people - don't set off fireworks near the zoo!
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao what
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a good lad
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Be quiet, Bryan, nobody likes you
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
If I was Bryan Poor from Boston I wouldn't be acting the bigot on social media using my registered business name as a handle
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like you're the one who's keen to be a victim
Lilly โญ๏ธ (@mothcub.bsky.social) reposted
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Yankee go home
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Attempting the dark magic of creating a sourdough starter from scratch after my last one was cruelly murdered (left out on the worktop overnight in the middle of a heatwave)
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
He's stood there loudly wheeking, trying to bully me into giving him some of the onion I'm chopping, which would kill him
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile they've announced another burst pipe in my area ๐
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
I like its sinister lurking vibe
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have room for big computer now?
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Spent half my life on this platform for a few years ๐
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
We're having people round on Saturday night and if this interrupts my hangover I'll be most displeased.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! It's proper lifted my mood I was in a right sulk before that
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Was well worth waiting for actually, the guy said it was a pleasure to make my acquaintance and told me to have a wonderful evening ๐ฅน
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
That's right, sweetheart
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
There's a pigeon flying around outside doing mad stunts in the wind, I've never been more envious it looks so fun
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha that's quite the detour!
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
I did in my own way (saying nothing and then sulking about it for hours)
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Ordered an ergonomic keyboard on same day delivery so I could WFH without crippling my hands and I've just learned it'll be arriving precisely 25 minutes after I clocked off for the day RIP my hands
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Made what I thought was quite a light hearted, flippant comment earlier and got spoken to like a dickhead so that's nice isn't it
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
If this has broken any of my production flows I'm going to go on a rampage
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Just wasted an hour troubleshooting a Power Automate issue that ended up being caused by a random change in date format, why on earth would they change that all of a sudden FFS
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
When will my test results return from the war
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
"giving a shit about other people is virtue signalling" Listen to yourself lol
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Oh yeah it's so clever and that's why I once saw it fuck up the Gregorian calendar
liz ๐ ููุฒ (@lizardry.bsky.social) reposted
Please help Hamza if you can. He is supporting his family of 8 who haven't had food for some time.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to but then I forgot
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Best news I've had all day
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Is it too early to go to bed
Molly Shah (@mommunism.bsky.social) reposted
Just a horrible first sentence ๐
arnie (@arnie.bsky.social) reposted
pls help ruaa if u are at all able
Jeremy C. Shipp (@jeremycshipp.bsky.social) reposted
Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word about my Big Cartel shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help. Here's a pic of who I currently have available. All of my creations are designed, sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Deleted the last post for reasons but thanks for your messages. I'm ok, it's a shite situation but hopefully under control.
Jacey is a suitable combo of my actual name for privacy reasons (@spacegrace.bsky.social) reposted
My last hope for Your Party goes up in smoke as Zarah Sultana โwelcomesโ Mark Serwotka. His wife founded a Womanโs Place UK, a TERF group constantly trying to rollback trans peopleโs freedoms and he even wrote this lovely piece calling for โrespectful discussionโ about our rights: archive.ph/iPb0L
h o r s e (@hooved-mammal.bsky.social) reposted
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
WHY ARE YOU USING SPEAKERPHONE WHEN YOU HAVE HEADPHONES AROUND YOUR NECK YOU GOBSHITE
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Silence, racists!
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
That vote share, lmao
Slurms MacKenzie (@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social) reposted
It's Zack It's Zack Green leader's Zack A Polanski landslide 'Cos the other two were wack
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Oh hey it's yesterday's main character
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ค
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Can the drone also be carrying water balloons full of cow pats please
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Neverending Gary
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Thick as shit lmao
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Crossing everything I've got for some good news at 11am
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
The unattainable dream of feeling rested in the morning
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
AAAAHHHHH!
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmaooooooo ๐ญ
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really difficult having to open up like that to a stranger repeatedly. Don't blame yourself for the sadness, you're allowed to feel your feelings. It's bad enough having the feelings let alone punishing yourself for something you can't control ๐ซ
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm telling Keir on them ๐
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
I keep getting jump scared by a hollyhock waving outside the window. Not sure if this is better or worse than frequently getting spooked by my own reflection when walking past shiny surfaces.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
One of my neighbours is flying the biggest, tattiest, most faded England flag I've ever seen in my life. Not very respectful I must say!
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd probably be one of the people swearing to be fair, maybe I have more in common with the cool youths than I thought
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
I want to go to the skate park and practice on my skates but I'm scared I'll get bullied or put on TikTok by teenagers lmao
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
"Nationalists" ahahaha
Metal Gear Solidarity (@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social) reposted
the american-british food discourse of the last infinity years distilled down into one screenshot
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I went to unsubscribe specifically to tell them why I was doing so, very annoying.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Where's that Aussie dickhead from the other month who was saying "ThAt'S nOt HoT!", I'd like a word
Wooferendum Black Bloc (@trufflehog.bsky.social) reposted
MORE RELAUNCHES! LOAD THE TORPEDOES! MORE KIETHS COMING AT YOU AT EVER GREATER SPEEDS SOON BRITANE WILL RELAUNCH EVERY PICOSECOND AND YOULL BE BLINDED BY THE GOALS, TARGETS, MISSIONS, SUBQUESTS AS THEY IMPACT YOUR RETINAS FASTER THAN LIGHT
James Hunt (@jameshunt.bsky.social) reposted
Any day now the fash will be like โonly true Englishmen drink pissโ and Starmer will get behind that lectern like โI love piss. Ever since I was a child Iโve loved tasting piss.โ
Ted (& technically Ro) (@brandtandstein.com) reposted
Bluesky has seen great success with everybody being able to make starter packs, so to spice things up I suggest finisher packs. One is randomly allocated every month, and that user gets to pick 150 accounts to banish from this site
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
I've arranged to do two sociable things this week, both on work nights. Why am I like this
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Deployed my trademark Withering Stink Eye and successfully got a fellow passenger to turn their music down ๐
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
If I don't have a nap soon I might actually cry
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
I also think it's really funny seeing white Americans spouting "the British steal everything" like the USA doesn't have its own form for such things. Read a fucking book bro I beg you.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
One day we'll manage a whole week on here without some clueless yank take about British food, but not this week my friends.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
So Pakistani immigrants aren't allowed to be counted as British even though they settled here?? Racist much.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh CHRIST not this racist fucking garbage again.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday!
๐๐๐ค๐ซ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฐ ๐งฒ (@magnets.bsky.social) reposted
do not go to the USA
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I'm hoping they've just got their visibility settings configured that way
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Knuckle-dragging white supremacy at its "finest"
Andy Churnwell (@churnwell.bsky.social) reposted
Before you jeer at Sir Keir for campaigning as a progressive, then governing as a bigot panderer, consider this: that upon being elected party leader he was possessed by the ectoplasmic malice of his former master, the bearded warlock Jeremy Corbyn.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a bad shout. I like to try and give people the benefit of the doubt over these things but judging from those screenshots you would think people would have noticed a pattern by now, he's been on VBB for a long time iirc
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Why are some of you still following this nasty little freak (derogatory)?
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
A protest against having brain cells
Slurms MacKenzie (@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social) reposted
CW: very nasty transphobia Why the FUCK are nine of you following this extremely transphobic cunt? I don't like posting this kind of horrible, bigoted shit but you need to check your follow list sharpish and address this asap.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
All I've done today is feel sorry for myself and play Final Fantasy IX. It's just like being 14 again!
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Those teeth look like they'd be really easy to knock out of her head
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah why not, I don't see how things could get any worse than they are now ๐
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
Haven't felt this rank since new year's day, helllllllllp ๐ญ
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
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Liverpool Comrade โญ (@liverpoolcomrade.bsky.social) reposted
The ONLY acceptable variant of the St George's Cross.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social)
I have finally made it out of bed and onto the sofa
Conor Smith (@conorsmith.ie) reposted
You couldn't make Trigger Happy TV today. Not because of woke. It's simply that most of the audience wouldn't understand that the loud guy with the big phone was doing something bad.
Rosie (she/her) (@airfriedrosie.bsky.social) reposted
If you're a cis woman who doesn't want to criticise Your Party for a allowing a transphobe in then maybe you can be selfish enough to care that they've also allowed a forced birther in.
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
This person makes the worst sandwiches in the world, guaranteed
Ed Poole (@edpoole1975.bsky.social) reposted
These demonstrations outside asylum hotels are terrorism. They are designed to terrorise. They involve violence against civilians for political reasons. That is terrorism. Not pating planes. Will the government act, or are they too gutless?
The Great Yarnbowlio (@sirhiss.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm very much used to clueless men chatting shit on the internet but thanks for the advice x