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Counterpoint: the Carney fandom has already decided he *has* to talk to this guy! No other source of information exists anywhere on earth about the Trump White House!! None!! Just lovely having "what if Gavin Newsom wasn't transphobia-curious" as a leader.
Mozilla is an AI company, now that they've succeeded at capturing 80% browser market share and can slow down their relentless Firefox marketing.
It has everything: a lighthouse, a university, francophones, the ability to say "oh, grow up" to the person riding shotgun as you drive past the sign for Grosses Coques, the tallest wooden church in North America, potato pie.
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But how else are they supposed to know what he thinks? It's not like his organization has published a 900-page manifesto or anything. The only way they can ever learn anything is to invite him to give a guest lecture.
Scared now to do the research and learn if CODCO's still safe.
All the cars are a foot long? No wonder I can never find a seat.
"You call *those* dumb beasts 'killer' whales? I will show you the true face of killing. Trained to murder, and then to balance your head on its nose."
"You can't turn that off" - a scientist giving you an accurate warning, but also exactly what a con man would say when you're about to expose his entire dumb "ghost busting" scam.
There's a got dang marshmallow in the Shandor Building.
Equally problematic, but localized to only wrecking his family.
Let's not forget that the data being sold is the *good* ending for data disclosure. The UK is going to learn how to use crypto, in a hurry, to pay blackmail.
The cruel debasement of time just slowly winnowing it down to Kevin McDonald, I assume. (Why him? Because the cruel debasement of time also loves making the weirdest-looking one the normal one, in the end.)
Video game history: Pong, Atari 2600, NES, [black unknowable void], Skyrim, Skyrim, exactly one CoD (the latest one), Skyrim, Balatro lore explainer, Oblivion.
“Here’s my idea for how to fix traffic: get as many cars as possible in the way of buses, so that the cars in front are blocking and screwing over dozens of bus commuters. The ones behind? Don’t worry. They’ll be full of car commuters stuck immobile as the bus in front of them loads and unloads.”
“A few shops”? Please, the Pound Sea has a name.
I really want to talk to the people in the gap between Carney-best-PM and Liberal vote intention. Who are these people who will not vote Liberal, but hope the Liberals win?
By Schumer's standards he *is* boosting an inspiring younger candidate.
magpie, removing burglar mask: hee hee see she will never know it was an *inside job*
The Day Today: turning "fact" into "yeah, there's about eight minutes you're really gonna want to skip past".
The Scottish independence movement: oh you think it is extremely important for a country to take pride in itself and control its own affairs, hmmmmmm, interesting.
"Well if I'm so 'boring' and 'dependable' why do I love Corn *Flakes*, Jimmy?"
His mistake was not waiting three months for Keir Starmer to declare that trans people do not, in fact, exist. (In response, 1% of Reform voters take a moment to consider voting Labour, and then remember they already have Reform at home.)
Based on a followup whine it's only "apparently" AI, Daniel. The onus is truly on us to audit all of Charles Schulz's drawings and prove this one with the urine-y color scheme and the talking Snoopy *wasn't* one of them.
Beatle Boogie and Beatle Boogie (Dubstep Remix).
KPop Demon Hunters if Rumi's on vacation.
me, after spending five and a half hours in the hot sun surrounded by huge crowds: wow, I'm really tired and have no idea why
They dedicated an entire segment of Bullshit! to talking about anti-vaxxers being stupid assholes. I'm not surprised that this would be the thing that made him reconsider.
Good to know they’re prepared to beat the shit out of a child.
Finally found a good November ‘24.
London, Ontario kind of sucks but honestly it’s not as bad as the reply claims.
It’s almost shocking what you can do when you’re not trying to convince people you are an inferior copy of Nigel Farage.
And someone on this express bug to the Ex is trying to have the doors opened for them along the way. Just great communication by the TTC. It wasn’t this bad in the past.
"Your Honor, this school system stands accused of letting-a-kid-share-his-lunch WITH MALICE AFORETHOUGHT. And as you can see, I have brought my own NON-admirality flag, which makes me automatically the winner."
Me to god: I PAY YOUR SALARY [prayers]
Famous Canadian rapper Tom Green.
I mean, sure, sometimes it’s a fair cop, but I do my best to be clear if I’m condescending to someone. If you’re being That Guy, you don’t want to be misinterpreted as merely that guy. Mostly, though, my rule is to assume good faith and yes-and. The world is easier when you assume people are okay.
My first interaction of the day was with someone whose first words to me were calling me a “fucking condescending prick” based on three short sentences. This was not, however, abusive language. Just ask them. I remember being that angry all the time and the worst part is they’d hate my sympathy.
Real ones paid full retail $49 for goddamn Dig Dug.
You could call it a podcan’t.
Lots of lovely old couples having to close up shop after years of hard work in Facebook ads lately. It’s a shame that these stores, which absolutely exist and are not dropship scams, aren’t getting any foot traffic in their final days. I just wish they’d post addresses so I could visit in person.
Porter has 14 flights a day to Montreal from the Toronto island airport. The flight is 1.5 hours. Via already has "we are cheaper but your time is worthless" and should not add "also, we promise your experience will include everything you hate about flying" to the deal.
[sad violin music, picture of Mankrik] This orc just wanted his wife back. [picture of Kluwe wielding Thunderfury in battle, face all scrunchy] But I guess Gamer Chris was just *too busy* playing games to help. [colors go negative, Dutch zoom] Chris Kluwe. Bad at wife-finding. Bad for California.
Gonna be hilarious when the oppo research team discovers @chriswarcraft.bsky.social used to play WoW, and tries flooding the zone with mailers telling everyone under the age of sixty that this so-called “candidate”, gasp, plays video games.
You would deny yourself the chance to learn the location of a got dang cheeto.
This sentence would be a great Heathcliff caption, and it’d make sense 80% of the time too.
Next time you owe it to yourself to also get the weird Dollarama clone candy. Meteor really satisfies.
It is, but note that you needed to ask.
Also, ineffective opposition that is no good at communication. I’m surprised I know Marit Stiles’s name, I couldn’t name the current Liberal leader if you paid me, and huh, the Greens have two seats.
ACAB includes Max but not Sam.
Today’s false hope plan is: 1. Visualize a D+20 swing happening everywhere. 2. Visualize what that would do to the newly-gerrymandered Texas maps. 3. Profit! Now back to reality, where at least I have jerk chicken.
There’s a got dang ass in the tree house.
I would be unsurprised if certain athletes (“oh, you know the ones” as the saying goes) were refused entry. Personally, if that happened and I was one of their competitors, I would be sickened. If I won anything, it’d be asterisked. Best* in the world.
[panicking because he doesn't remember enough stuff about Skyrim] Uh... fus ro dah... but gay somehow?
I used to be a heterosexual like you, then I took a former Bioware employee to the knee.
Every time one of these people talks about how they think homelessness works, it sounds *awesome*. Freedom from responsibility! Freedom from consequence! Freedom from the very rule of law! And you get *paid* for it! So... why aren't *they* doing it, then? Why are they such goddamn *chumps*?
Sorry, the woke mob got to them too and gave them a minimalist redesign. Now it’s chee.
It's not nice to plagiarize Maureen Dowd before she's even started writing, pitchbot.
Never leaving this website, the #1 place for getting clowned on by someone who's studied this exact topic for thirteen years and also their username is "Professor Christmas Butt🎄🍑".
That one dog that keeps looking at them Price of cheese curds (QC only) Trisha No new Transformers cartoon reboot in 2025 If you loved them, you'd know without them having to say Lack of knowledge of Green Party co-leader (write-in by some guy who works with Elizabeth May) SERIOUSLY, TRISHA
Taylor Dayne and Travis Tritt will be the couple of the year.
Unserious, ruinously expensive, and actively destructive are hard requirements for today's Labour. I'm not saying I *will* bet that this time next year Labour will have bought 90 million site licenses, I'm just saying I *could* bet that.
After re-reading for comprehension and not deleting a comedy joke response pfft who would be so stupid as to do that and *then* confess to it: Gambit Nightcrawler Rogue Wolverine Jubilee
There's three entire chapters in the final report from the Truth and Reconciliation Commission about the RCMP ninja squads.
Beware: someday a person who needs an in-depth explainer of a social media topic will realize they can have you write it for them just by trolling you with dipshit stupidity.
CSS: making beautiful things difficult, useful things impossible, and insane things inescapable since 1996.
Just preparing some popcorn for when someone says “well who else is there!?” to a guy from Minnesota.
Start the Sheridan College backlash now, beat the rush.
The rankings on the median list, also.
For those who need conversions to other units: 425 Up 821.95-9.35-9.35 May 1.7-3.4 long weekend 254.15 Queen Street West
Pearson (putting on a YYZ baseball cap): put me in, coach Air Canada: (in the background, cackling and already deciding where to lose the luggage)
*peers suspiciously* How many of them will… follow me back?
Even were it desirable to make the entire internet child-safe, it would still be impossible. Not at scale, and not without collateral damage that hits disadvantaged people hardest of all.
The one that really got me was the UK forcing support groups for teens with eating disorders to go offline. At least they won’t see a spicy cosplay.
Come From Away: “Be anxious for nothing.” I’m far from religious, but that’s a moment that makes me see why people can be.
I got some idiot pretending to not understand me when I mentioned that attaching wallet names to account names would be really, really bad for people on addiction support forums.
Galaxy brain: Conservatives are fleeing to the NDP in droves. Universe brain: Disaffected Liberals are fleeing to the NDP, disaffected Conservatives to the Liberals.
Well, we've got three Australians doing a podcast about it. youtu.be/I2qZg44qCgY?...
For Ontario, definitely you gotta make 'er a Laker.
please help me, my bandicoot, it is crashed
I mean, the RC Harris Water Treatment Plant is still there.
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Education over here having once been on a college campus. Real Americans can’t even spell collage.
Finally we have a spreadsheet freed from the tyrannical constraints of having to do the math right.
And then yinz puts your arms around minz As winz stumble to the ground and then yinz say "I really don't think you understand Pennsylvania colloquialisms"
The root beer industry had them assassinated. Killers for Hires.
I will never get tired of how blooski is the place where fools can be clowned on, with authority and citations, by the producer of Detective Pikachu.
Right now I'm catching up on baseball so I can understand what's going on this season. I'm already up to 1971 (I've got a good feeling about the Expos, great things ahead for them).
Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. (The abyss is the Epstein files.)
If he was really serious about changing things he'd run for some sort of political office.
It's like they're *trying* to get Clare to notice them.
Actually the character's name is Director's Cut. Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake.
Even if you don't watch the show (you should!), check out the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend soundtrack. Adam was capable of spitting out a banger in any genre, like, at will. (Personal fave pastiches: Billy Joel, Huey Lewis, Heart, New Edition.)
Whoever it is, I hope they end up in a crunched-up bone heap.
Times were you could buy a Commodore 64 for $79 if you knew where to look.
Yes, in fact. The UK is currently demanding Wikipedia block children from accessing it. Oh, and requiring age verification for addiction support forums. So, really, I forgot the part where a drivers license is the thing you have to upload to be permitted to attend Alcoholics Anonymous.
Any explanation of the importance of age verification that does not explain why it’s a *good* thing children are being blocked from Wikipedia is, by definition, lying to you.
Ah yes, the things one must famously upload to a government-approved server to be allowed in to libraries, grocery stores, minor league sporting events, movie theatres, and public parks.
