The Times does some good investigative reporting! Ya love to see it. The landlords are spooked!
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The Times does some good investigative reporting! Ya love to see it. The landlords are spooked!
"You’ve got this guy—the Democratic candidate for the biggest city in the country—and they’re not endorsing him" www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
nah, it's a reference to how trump's ankles are fat like booty cheeks
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
Alex Schomburg, 1953
With football being back I need everyone to know that the word “huddle” is just a combination of the words “hug” and “cuddle”.
The Supreme Court just ruled this meme is constitutional.
no surprised that brett ”almost certainly flunked his remedial classes” kavanaugh thinks the constitution authorizes a race-based federal “papers please” regime. quick, someone ask him what he thinks of the fugitive slave act.
Seen out and about in Chicago.
Probably for the best that Friend is a jerk. If it worked like ChatGPT 4.o and constantly glazed then there might actually be a market for this.
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy. www.wired.com/story/i-hate...
computer, enchant
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
the icon, the artist, the art 🌙✨
i bought my cats their own laptop for when they hang out in the office with me and now they have to write emails and go to zoom meetings
i had to angle this so you couldn’t see his boner. everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about
What country is this again? 🇺🇸
me, to the judge: “Well if THAT’s what they meant, they should have used punctuation.”
The cultural demand of liberals is to have performative charisma divorced from the substance of what political leaders stand for, which has been the case since they invented their fictive version of MLK. It's also why they're able to worship Bill Clinton and Obama, no matter how horrible they are.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Alphonse de Neuville
Chicago forever
The crowd has no beginning and no end as it begins its march to the White House
2023 "Unmasked" #art #rhads #DigitalArt #photoshop
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
If you’re interested in cultural linguistics, you’re gonna love this TikTok about how gay men and straight men enunciate.
such a classic scene
The FBI uses a lot of shitty people as cooperators and informants but Trump is a great example of someone they wouldn’t use — a pathologically narcissistic braggart who could never keep a secret or maintain focus. It would be like asking the Trix rabbit to wear a wire.
Mouse was spotted in our home last night and guess who was NO HELP
magnet is short for magic net
If you sat the suits in a room with the express goal of getting people to pirate sports, this is what you'd wanna come up with
This convo I had highlights the difference in what "respect your time" means in games. A lot of players want to trade time for in-game progress. It's purely transactional: 1 hour = 1 progress But I want to feel like my actions matter i.e. what I do with time creates progress, not time itself.
this Silkpost is like really in depth
If toasters were invented today, you'd only be able to use bread manufactured by the same company that made the toaster, and only if you pay the monthly subscription fee (and it's able to confirm your account online). It'd be controlled entirely thru an app that requests access to your GPS.
That's just Raggedy Ann, right?
I was really surprised how angry the transplants in that thread were! I too thought the joke was obvious!
For those of us in the US this game is painfully apparent. When a tribunal is eventually held to investigate the current abuse in the US government, the Supreme Court majority of six who support the rapist trump should be a primary target. 🧪
I think a lot of classic sci fi stories would have been better as fictional essays / historical accounts, where we wouldn't expect interesting characters and whatnot.
gotta love the Luigi hat
air humping everyone from now on because actions speak louder than words
yes… hahaha… YES! aftermath.site/skull-and-bo...
Tonight, on Politico
Roasted
Maybe I'd've enjoyed 'Foundation' or 'I, Robot' if I had different expectations. They're interesting "what if?" stories, kinda, but I expected that to be accompanied by well-written characters and dialogue / prose. I don't think the time period is a good excuse for that incompetence.
Nuremberg must be our template.
🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation. Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
Don't worry! We have opposition leader Chuck Schumer and he *checks notes* listens to his imaginary friends the Baileys about everything!
The PSone and PStwo were the cutest consoles ever.
🍎🍎🍎
We’re seeing a return to the arguments of Confederates and slavers.
Sounds fun!
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starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:
oooo that's going on the ol bookmarks bar right where Polygon used to be
Me waking up in america
Sorry I hugged you when you told me to embrace my mistakes.
you think this is funny? a man in the exact shape of my body but distorted as if by an absence of light and appearing all black, moving so as to exactly mirror my own movement, has just scared the shit out of me, and you are laughing?
finally, I think the overall attitude on bluesky re: how elected Dems should behave - "give them not one fucking inch" - is a lot closer to what the actual Dem base wants than the Clintonian triangulation the centrists are pushing and most of them can't see that because they find leftists annoying
Leo is such a baddie
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
"If you get your ass kicked, it's probably me on the other end of the line" - Fred Durst
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
ooo, a word that Oxford categorizes as both formal and humorous? that's good stuff!
i've had this on my hard drive for literal years at this point, my time has come
"pew! pew! pew!" - church architect
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
If you wanna know how to pee with a boner, call me. If you wanna know how to pee with a boner into the toilet, call a wizard or something.
“The community found refuge from white persecution deep in the Everglades swamps centuries ago. Together with environmental groups, they succeeded in forcing the closure of the immigration detention center built on their ancestral lands.”
Back in the day, when people were cheering for the Bulls, they were mostly fans of teamwork who occasionally acknowledged Horace Grant.
damn, that's not a bad idea. if I ever move to a different city, I'll hafta do some volunteer work there!
And the cop managed not to shoot anybody! What a heartwarming story.
for those that celebrate
[Googles how to do a revolution] [Googles how to do a rebellion] [Googles swordfighting basics with video] [Googles nearby bakeries] [Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
lol
You cannot tell me that being on X is not bad for you when it turns Senators who had the clearest view on the 2024 election to COVID school closer guys. And again imagine people in 1948 saying that Britons spent too much time in bomb shelters during the Blitz.
I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes
who? link?
A rare first edition of Margaret Mitchell’s “Gone with the Wind” used to conceal a .32-caliber pistol. September 24, 1941, Phoenix.
Idly wondering if we are going to see Smokey XI at home games this year for any length of time, while unrelatedly explaining to this one that the arm of the couch is not food #hiSunny
It’s a cat silently judging you in the nighttime
I'm like 99% sure this guy is joking. I've said stuff like this to my transplant friends just to get a rise outta them.
holy shit y'all transplants are butthurt about a very obvious joke
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing
Yes after I had saved the orphans I went back to my car where I informed the cheering crowd that I was more legally sober than any man on earth, and drove away. That’s when the unfortunate event happened.
ok this one i need to post on main because it feels very relevant with how many people talk about fucking their clone on this god forsaken website
Newsom is pretty much the Democrat Elon Musk. they’ve been acting like this for the past month
This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
like and repost this if you enjoy eating french fries or The Lord Your God bestowed visions upon thee to defend the French nation at the siege of Orléans in 1429
one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
🚨BREAKING: Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
This “explicit” is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. It’s not ambiguous.
