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I don't do steam, I'm an OG WoW player, so that, my add on apps like Curse Forge etc, and Brave for internet is really all I care about
No Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
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view profile on Bluesky Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't do steam, I'm an OG WoW player, so that, my add on apps like Curse Forge etc, and Brave for internet is really all I care about
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Rescues are the best! We think ours is a Chorkie, but can't be certain. All we know is he's awesome and we love him. The shelter named him Thor, because of his long blonde hair, and once we got to know him, it fits.
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"I am, once again, having to remind you that I am the main character of the internet, and as such you should tailor your posts around what I want you to say. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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Budd Dwyer, treasurer of PA got wrapped up in a scandal and suck-started a pistol during a live press conference back in the late 80's
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(Debateable)
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It's so bad, but I have to know- what is it?
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More alt text Picture of a large frame ruddy white guy with a blonde/ red beard looking to his right. Behind him is a body of calm dark water with small rocky islands dotted with pine trees. He's holding a filet knife in his right hand and an oyster in his left.
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Amateurs
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I need one for my office, I'll put it on the shelf above my kegerator
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Alt text for those who need it THENEW REPUBLIC The Political Awakening of the Oyster Farmer Taking on Susan Collins Graham Platner's campaign launch has been a sudden sensation. But what he's building now is rooted in the work of a lifetime.
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice dovetail joining. That's plenty fancy nowadays. Not many people know how to do them well
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Miller is a perfect example of an asshole who never got punched square in the mouth for being an asshole as a young man. Most people figure out that you behave like that, you get your fronts pushed in, and they change tack
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I was probably 20 when I put it together that that was how you spelled orderbs
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Because of woke
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard times make hard Rolos. Hard Rolos make soft times. Soft times make soft Rolos. Soft Rolos make hard times.
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Like the ancient Egyptians, burying the Pharoah with their cats
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Except it's not? Most people don't own one home, much less multiple homes? This is fraud, more rich people getting away with whatever they want.
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's ask if he takes requests
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol if we threw a single rock at a line of riot cops they would slaughter us with chain guns, and then call in air strikes on the survivors
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of the picture of the chardonnay mom holding her protest sign that said 'I should be at brunch right now', like I'm sorry for the inconvenience Susan
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
So. Many. Blue Wave Emojis. Must resist being mean to people's grandparents
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is like a mix of the worst parts of Disc Horse Bot and the meth head who lives behind the CVS and tries to flash the neighborhood kids
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Just keep posting, you're doing terrific
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This has got to be a bot
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you smell burnt toast or taste copper right now
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an insult an eight year old would make
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Dammit I had a mouthful of food when I read this
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Both of my sons were over ten pounds, and my wife was like 5'4 and 110 lbs
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Cons are weird because anywhere else if a stranger came up to me and said out of the blue they wanted to see more nude cartoons I'd probably kick them in the shins and try to make a break for it
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social)
AP press pool reports hearing 'Yakkety Sax' blaring from the Rose Garden
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They're going to stick a broomstick up his ass and duct tape it to a Roomba to try to buy themselves some time to get a decent plan together. Keystone cops ass administration
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
We should get back in the habit of exposing nefarious business schemes
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yeah, but it's more of *those people and that's not what I want"
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
That's worse than not wiping the machine down when you're done with it, and just below not putting the weights back on the rack. I mean for fucks sake, people
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Thor, so named for his long, flowing blonde locks. Jinx is our cat, and he's an asshole
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he's figuring out how completely reviled he's become and knows he won't even make it to the first debate so he's riding the grift all the way down, Slim Pickens style
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Next question.
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Also Liz and Brace
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
The person who gets in a shouting match with Ted Cruz and tells him to stfu, calls him a cuck for letting Trump call his wife a dog but now he gargles Trump's balls. That man's words carry no weight, he's of no import. And then move on down the line. That gets my vote. Nothing less
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
The next Democrat I'll vote for is the one who swears to draw and quarter these ghouls in high rankings on the Capitol steps and trebuchet the rank and file just following orders. The repubs who were aghast in '15 but bent the knee get molten gold poured down their throats
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Deadliest military in the world
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that it's a loudness knob, not volume
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
If I were thinking of hiring you for some consultancy and read this thread for an example of you making a statement and then backing up your argument I'd not hire you and block your number
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol you're not very good at this and should probably just take the L
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I still have two cups of the double black, or whatever they call it. I've eaten a whole Trinidad Scorpion before, and eating that was on par with the double black. My daily meal is Nongshim gourmet spicy ramen and it's awesome.
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I tuned in to this one about five minutes into this clip, when he starts talking about self check out.
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They'd just lie about it and then the press wouldn't push back because they're useless
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Blech, menthol!
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
So the only people who can tell that you suck at writing are published authors?
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Deeply unfair that in a freak occurrence while federal cops and NG kids who wish they were cops come to DC during a rare cool snap of weather. It's usually like 90 degrees and 90% humidity here in August
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Your lips to God's ears. I sincerely hope it's dick cancer
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I read and reread this three times before I realized that you wrote 'asshole dunks', not 'drunks', but it makes sense both ways
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol shut up dork
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait to never be asked to vote for Hoyer again. He had a progressive challenger a few years ago who I'd love to see knock him off
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought a '25 Civic Si for just these reasons. Manual, four doors and a decent trunk, fun to drive but not (quite) a race car. Fun and zippy but practical
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I love hummingbirds. A male and female ruby throated pair have decided my backyard and its feeders are their territory, and watching them chase away all comers is amazing!
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
And then just an hour ago she was back posting in favor of trans rights. The duality of man can be dizzying, especially when you change positions like dirty socks
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this your post throwing these same trans kids under the bus? I would have asked you on that post but you turned off replies Newsom is a fucking fascist piece of shit and so are you if you support him
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
The only way to heal this country is to exact some sense of revenge on the officials who did this to us. We have to draw and quarter every one of them on the steps of the Capitol. The rank and file people, like the masked goon squads, will get mercy and will get the trebuchet
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I still remember the name Bensonhurst all these years later. I was just 9, but I knew from seeing this on the news that whole neighborhoods could be so racist they'd kill you
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, Parisian style? That would be awesome because they also throw bathtubs through politicians' windows when they get mad and I think we could learn a lot from that
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol dude wtf
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all I'm straight and married but sexuality is a spectrum and my marriage is not, please pray for me
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Having said that, the official response that it's from shaking hands doesn't pass the sniff test, unless he's even more of a dainty boy than we think. His heart pumps diet coke and mayo, so hopefully he's got a bad heart and is on blood thinners
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just an army medic/ ER tech so knowing when and why people got ports or PICCs was a bit above my pay grade, but I also wasn't allowed to touch them because of how delicate and prone to infection they are, like you said. He probably doesn't have dick cancer, but one can dream
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I only run into her via people online making fun of her, is she not a Republican?
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol he looks like a bag of hammered dog shit, which is awesome
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I've done thousands and thousands of IVs and blood draws, as a qualifier, but it really depends on the person. He's a big one and has the muscle tone of cookie dough, so if he's getting reg blood draws his arms may not be an option. Hopefully he has dick cancer!
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This dude's such a shitstain
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Heck yeah man, those are nice!
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Otoh take an hour long drive up 295 and FAFO in B'more. National Guard would spend 20 minutes in Mondawmin or Druid Hill and stage a full retreat before calling in air strikes
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
It's also impossible to describe to people not from here how much the city has changed. Not only is no one from here, so you're not defending home turf, but like 99% of transplants are lanyard nerds. If they tried this shit in the 90's... Lol lmao
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If I heard someone use the term 'inseminated person' in real life I'd think they were schizophrenic and needed their meds adjusted
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol why would you pick sides between two assholes, that's fucking dumb
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
This isn't really a fair comparison, though, because you write well and people read your shit
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure this dude is a dork who needs a swirlie
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol shut up dork
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss our little talks already, someone please tell him to unblock me
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social)
This was the 'manifest destiny' guy, blocked me just for this. I don't even remember who he was, but if he's going to keep posting shit like that he better toughen up
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
So what we should start pushing for is for Dems to start watching Championship league, to get in the mood
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Lol shut up dork
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
She's getting ratio'd, which is correct, but we can do correcter
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol I hope you get dick cancer
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah they murdered all the clergy too
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social)
Scoop: Scooter is circulating a list of political consultants who will be rounded up and have molten gold poured down their throats
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As soon as their focus group's surveys come back from the consultants, they'll let you know if it is that hard
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social)
This will stain the soul of humanity forever, deservedly so. Let Gaza live.
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit can you imagine the back problems here?
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh now I can't stop imagining the leer on his face while he's talking to a young woman in a hotel room, trying to get the camera operator's attention so he can try to get them out of the room
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Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, got home and found out Brent Hinds was killed in a bike wreck. This was always my favorite song of his. 7.3M views, and I'm probably responsible for a million. youtu.be/HDjKC_DjsWo?...
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Only in and around Maryland, afaik. Which isn't surprising, if anything holds still for long enough we'll dump J.O. or Old Bay on it and try to eat it
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Shut the fuck up
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I can't wait to not read anything ever about AI. It's fantastic how little I care about it
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
One of these fucking dorks is going to shoot their dick off while practicing quick draws in the bathroom mirror of the Key Bridge Marriott and that's fucking hilarious
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
If there's anyone in the world who's going to shoot themselves in the dick practicing quick draws in the hotel mirror it's a NG dork from Omaha in DC to larp as a cop. Or DHS. Or ICE. Or HSI. Or... Nevermind it's just going to be hilarious
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
He's 18 now and I torture him every way I can
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My kid, when we turned our backs for like two seconds while he was crawling in the front yard
Scooter (@skewterthetooter.bsky.social) reply parent
As a recovering army infantryman, samesies