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@ohiostatefb.bsky.social someone get Jeremiah a rape whistle.
The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.
You have to lock up everyone around Trump as soon as the regime is brought down. Especially Miller. Life in prison for all.
Who did this?
COLLINS: Why it is only blue states or cities that the administration is targeting? BURGUM: When you look at the top 20 or 25 largest cities in this country, virtually all of those are the ones that have crime issues and are run by a particular party
Bessent on Lisa Cook: "What we haven't heard from Ms. Cook is we haven't heard her say 'I didn't do it.' She just keeps saying the president can't remove her." (The allegations haven't been investigated yet.)
She has the right to remain silent. Republicans should be well-versed when it comes to that.
Fuck that b!tch.
Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
I’d take an mRNA vaccine to boost my immunity against a virus over horse dewormer, bleach, bright light or chloroquine any day of the week.
Truth Art! #arresttrump #art
Article 2, Section 4
BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is now openly defying a court order to shut down “Alligator Alcatraz.” Let that sink in. He’s not just locking people in cages—he’s declaring he’s above the law. This isn’t tough-on-crime.
Your anonymity, not his 🇺🇸
The new Trump hat is so hot right now! 🔥
So hot. 🔥
Nobody asked for Ghislaine Maxwell’s scripted statements. We want all the Epstein files.
On Labor Day rally with many Chicago unions & organizations to highlight & celebrate our fellow workers over the billionaire overlords. For too long, they’ve monopolized power, influence & capital to deepen their own pockets. Bring a friend or coworker & say, "No more!" @50501movement.bsky.social
Trump’s militarization of Los Angeles seems to have been just the start of an authoritarian takeover of American cities. This is not leadership. This is a scary, unlawful grab for power, and we should all be deeply concerned.
The PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is planning to use the US military to invade US cities that vote Democratic because, in addition to raping children, two things that animate him most are rectifying narcissistic injury and hating Black people. Call your reps 202-224-3121 #RemoveTrump
From coast to coast, we’re uniting against Palantir’s surveillance machine. No more tax dollars to Big Brother Tech to target immigrants, workers, and activists. 📹 This is people power in action: Defund Palantir. Defund Oligarchy. End the Surveillance State.
Schiff: "It was interesting to me when you asked JD Vance, 'If your agenda is so popular, why are you trying to gerrymander Texas?' and he didn't try to defend the president's agenda. The president is deeply unpopular. His agenda is unpopular."
Virginia Giuffre's family: "The content of these transcripts is in direct contradiction with felon Ghislaine Maxwell's conviction for child sex trafficking. During DAG Todd Blanche's bizarre interview, she is never challenged about her court-proven lies, providing her a platform to rewrite history."
Why don’t we have the names for these terrible humans?
It isn’t normal for a president to repeatedly threaten the use of military force against American citizens. Treating the National Guard as a political pawn disrespects those who serve and undermines public trust in our military.
Immigrants power California’s economy and keep our state moving. Indiscriminately targeting them is not only cruel but illegal, and Californians aren’t buying it.
Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide. Donald Trump was deeply embedded in Epstein’s sordid dealings. The DOJ and GOP Congress are covering for him. Ghislaine Maxwell will carry his secrets in exchange for a way out of her incarceration. Go ahead. Change my mind.
Is he taking a shit? I mean is he taking a JD?
Poor Donnie small hands.
Soon…
He’s an embarrassment to the state of Ohio.
The Republican Party is just one big child sex trafficking and sexual abuse ring at this point
Yeah she is.
Ghislaine Maxwell wants us to believe that the man who bragged about “grabbing women by the pussy” was always a perfect gentleman? The same man who’s been convicted of sexual assault? Even if she hadn’t been moved to minimum security & likely bribed with a pardon this wouldn’t pass the sniff test
At my direction, @caloes.bsky.social has pre-deployed 8 additional fire engines and 3 water tenders to Placer and Calaveras counties ahead of extreme heat, low humidity, and dry lightning. We’re taking no chances when it comes to protecting Californians from wildfire.
But open the faucet.
Finally an actual job for ICE.
Ghislaine Maxwell told Todd Blanche that Epstein started out paying her $25K, then increased it to $250K over the years, but court records show he sent her over $30M. That’s quite the discrepancy—or cover-up.
Just goes to show you why women shouldn’t drink while pregnant.
Try using a picture of Mancy Face. Dogs will line up to piss on it.
Trump looks more and more like a corpse each day. I’m sure he smells like one too.
The Justice Department turned over more than 33,000 pages related to the case against the notorious financier after a subpoena from the House Oversight Committee.
Walking around as president while wearing a hat that says you were right about everything should automatically trigger the 25th Amendment.
Rep. Nancy Mace said she was going to deliver a speech to more than 100 people Thursday but reportedly cancelled when only 8 people showed up (My Horry News)
Everyone in finance knows this the canary in the economic collapse coal mine. You’ll skip a lot of things and hope to pay them later. But you need your car. It’s how you get to work. It’s where you can live if shit gets real bad. Nobody stops paying their car loan unless they have to.
Who Gives a Fuck About Cracker Barrel's Rebrand? open.substack.com/pub/themouth...
NEWS: Fitch Ratings sees US 2026 Government deficits rising to 7.8% of GDP.
The DOJ released the security video of Epstein's jail in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. The DOJ released the Maxwell/Blanche transcript in parts so they could take out anything inconvenient. Such an obvious cover-up.
No frickin way #allythepiper #piperally #freebird
Teachers spend more than $3.2 billion a year to prop up the school system. What the budgets won't show you: open.substack.com/pub/mrsfrazz...
If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.
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I've said it before and I will say it again. The same people that want you to work until you're 75 won't hire you after 50.
It’s my opinion that humanitarian and musical genius Dolly Parton (as well as Chef José Andrés) deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. tucson.com/life-enterta...
MAGA hates real data.
Hmm…
#JonStewart2028
#JonStewart2028
At the easternmost point in the US. Walked a bit of coast trail today. I could've stayed out there all day... #Maine
Don’t forget to thank the Troops
Bring them sandwiches.
Ukraine is still not on the edge of collapse, and Russia has little prospect of seizing territory by military victory. A U.S. president worth a damn would know exactly what to do.
They would just turn it into a dig at California and new some. Not a good idea.
Rangappa: Do you believe that Ghislaine Maxwell is guilty? Ferguson: Yes Rangappa: She denied her guilt the interview. Ferguson: Most criminals lie, newsflash. That's, like, not shocking. Rangappa: Then why on Earth would you believe anything she said?
Congrats, MAGA! You're complicit in covering up one of the most vile child sex-trafficking rings in history. Jeffrey Epstein thanks you for your service! Catch up on all of today's news here: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
US border wall surprisingly easy to steal
both of these photos of Trump's hand were taken today (Getty)
Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files
Well, that’s a dumb idea that just makes California look bad.
