yeah. yes. keep making him do this
Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.
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yeah. yes. keep making him do this
Top contender for worst major healthcare company My personal favorite was discovering Aetna didn't even have a pediatric anesthesiologist in-network on the entire northern half of the Houston metroplex (roughly 3.5M people, no doctors in-network)
IT COULD HAPPEN ON LIVE TELEVISION
I'm gonna catch hell for this but credit where it's due - these are shockingly good mass market sauces
tbh this might be the best sign that the Twitter spirit survives - people are really out there just skeeting whatever the hell they want into the void
This is so damn good
Good evening
I just saw a ghost and it made me so happy 🥰
it would be a real shame if these people died
It could be today?!
I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further
Look those are both more aquatic than an alligator and those are allowed
Good morning
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
I will give credit where it is due, this flavor is a certified banger
Hope springs eternal and the day technically isn't over!
Jfc that was what, like 4 missed tackles behind the LOS?
Misread that as NewsMax and my first thought was "holy shit Gundy is gonna be so jealous he might punch somebody"
I've actively watched maybe 10% of this game and the rest has just been me absently screwing around on my phone and occasionally looking up My levels of "I just don't care anymore" have never been higher and I love it
Fritz the Cat and Zapp Brannigan are too easy, right?
Time for the good stuff
I know it's 1Q of Game 1, but we look shockingly bad Pretty glad I have no clue who any of these players are
"They bring back the entire offensive line" Cool, cool, lots of experience going 8-5 then
Matches the camera angle
PLZ LET TODAY BE THE DAY
I know his entire football career has been managed to death by his family, but I've been saying this for years now - maybe lighting up private schools and 2-3A equivalent competition in high school isn't a good indicator of success against future NFL defensive players
Oh for sure
I did at least change out the riving knife. I'm not 100% insane
It's time for everyone's favorite game! Cutting full sheet plywood on the table saw with no infeed support and a half-assed outfeed
It's either a huge OneRepublic fan or my speaker is trying to kill itself 😂
90% chance he's going to live in a shithole apartment just absolutely buried in adorable stuffies
This makes me crazy sad cuz my 11 year old still gets super excited to pick out a stuffy on every single trip we take.
Yea that sucks, my uncle heard I bought the suitcase and turned around and bought one himself 😅
Thankfully they were too absorbed in hauling ass through the rain to try talking to me
There's no shame in destination-purchased luggage Signed, Guy who literally bought a whole-ass suitcase to bring back bottles of wine
I spent the whole day at A&M surrounded by students who weren't even born yet when I was a student there
Seriously, that's actually awesome
Radio football is such a tease though
Big props to whoever came up with the idea of calling Trump “Metamucilini”
Everyone else is watching football and I'm in the attic measuring shit smh
Lord have mercy $34 per lb?!
Ags, we need to have a serious conversation about Northgate. I'm glad a few of the OGs (Dixie Chicken, Freebirds, DD) are still there and I love the history, but half the damn strip is closed down/boarded up and it looks *awful*
People be like “RFK jr is out of step with the medical mainstream” HE IS NOT A MEDICAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL
Wild how “Harris voters,” who are the substantial majority in the most economically viable states and an extremely weighty minority even in the most reactionary, are framed here as a weird fringe group based on an incredibly narrow election almost like we’re being pressured to submit
A lot has changed on Northgate but at least the OG is still here
In any other era, Congress would have opened an investigation into this. The corruption that we are witnessing is staggering. This is Ben Ali’s level of corruption and abuse of power.
My son just told me I have abnormally muscular calves
Prisoner by definition obviously works, but in this country it typically carries a connotation that they broke a law and were sentenced and that's how they're going to attempt to frame it That the people deserved to be there, just like they've already started the talk of about homeless people
They're crazy, those are the best stories
Accurate and yes I have stories 😂
Really think "prisoners" needs to be in some kind of quotes here cuz it's not gonna be actual prisoners, it's going to be people ICE whisked off to gulags without charges
demanding a do-over military parade because your birthday military parade was a huge flop is the kind of thing that the undead corpse of george washington would smash through his coffin and murder you with his bare hands for, if he could
What's hilarious is I took this in Malmö, Sweden to ask my friend if he needed any cuz he'd been complaining about not being able to find it here
Just got asked to smoke a brisket for Labor Day.
Carrying it all sucks hella ass (especially uphill) but shots like this are what keep me lugging around a backpack that weighs as much as a kindergartner I need to get an insane zoom lens though. So much of my stuff is landscape, I really need to branch out into wildlife.
I’ve said this many many times before, but the collapse (intentional sabotage) of the American education system over that last 40 years has left us with a populace where a dangerously large portion is dumb, lazy, bigoted, entitled, and convinced they are beyond any criticism. Yikes.
I thought you meant tombs and it still worked
miss Verb, hope he's living his best life
I'm like all or nothing on watching lol. I spend all day listening to people talk in meetings so I actually can't stand podcasts/shows/etc
I really almost didn't even add a live-streaming package this year cuz I'm not confident I'm going to use it. We'll see how it goes the first few weeks. It's a little different for me cuz I'm an A&M alumnus, my wife works there, etc... It's a key integral part of the rest of my life still
I really think Democrats outside deep red states/areas do not understand what they're up against here. I know people who *hate* everything DT stands for. Think he's a terrible person, a liar, a thief, etc. They *voted for him anyway* because he was the R on the ticket. You can't reason with this
I don't typically have that issue because even when I'm out coaching baseball, it's 110 degrees on the diamond and everyone is miserable 😂 I don't really miss CFB much, but I do miss having at least occasional quiet weekends
I'm not saying vote for Newsom, but this is what you're up against. A monolithic block that absolutely does not give a fuck about how bad things are going to get as long as the letter next to the name matches the team they root for
No, and you have one party's voters that literally do not care because it's not about policy anymore. It's a part of how they identify themselves. Texas governor results. 30 years of things getting shittier and shittier under unified party control and they'll continue to double down
This. I went from "all day CFB on Saturdays" to "I'll DVR everything and catch up after 5-6pm" to "Maybe I'll watch a game this weekend if I have time" Nobody tells you how insanely busy the pre-teen/teen years are, just my god
"Total cataclysmic rain events" is a bi-weekly thing these days
Legit forgot he was our QB. Finally looked up the roster again a few weeks ago and this was me -
gahdamn unloaded both barrels center mass
"I don't understand why the people there started being mean to me after I spent 10 years calling the city a 3rd world crime-ridden hellhole." ~ every single fucking one of these frauds
tbf, just because something exists doesn't mean it wasn't a *terrible* idea in the first place
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title Tom Clancy’s Where the Red Fern Grows
A nice little morning thread of John Cena being eloquent af about coffee and food
In reality I'd do the most insane insider trading type shit imaginable, but it sounds nicer to say I'd just pick a different career 😂
I want to build a time machine and force my younger self to just be an electrician. I'd make more money and AI won't be ruining that anytime soon
We're being force-fed a Meta LLM at work
As always with Martin House, they're good
Yep need these
I finally sold my weights 2 weeks ago so this skeet is not about me 🥳
Basically same. As someone who used to read political thriller novels, I am now almost exclusively fantasy
If the coyotes use ACME branded anvils and rockets and dynamite, maybe I’d be interested. Otherwise…. Doubtful.
This imagery is the kind of thing you see in video games to let you know you’re in a totalitarian city or country.
lmao
Dang Dallas got murdered here.
This is why Greg Abbott was pissing his pants and ramming through redistricting in a special session that included holding anyone who didn't vote for it hostage
They better settle for eleventy bajillion dollars because if this thing gets in front of a jury that's game over lol lmao lol Please dear Lord may it get in front of a jury
And the group of people that think *books* are too dangerous for children are instituting an AI Challenge to have kids use AI I fucking hate it here
I'm primarily full goatee, but haven't been clean shaven since I think 2009
Proud member of Team #NotAllowedToShave 🤝
They've had a lot of really fucking stupid ideas yet they somehow keep coming up with new contenders for which one is the dumbest
back on soups for lunch, I'm gonna manifest fall feelings if it kills me. Verdict: Slaps
To further drive this home - Alito, Thomas, and others on the court are so far out into illegal gifts/bribes/tax fraud that there's a 100% chance Trump's team has told them that if they don't roll over, they're all going to jail. Lower court judges by and large don't have that
People are so impossibly stupid it hurts. A machine that can't spell the word blueberry is not suffering, you dolts. It's not alive. It's several million lines of poorly written code running on a server in a warehouse in a field outside some random mid-size city that got suckered into allowing it
No. They cannot. Next stupid question?
It's true. Nothing pisses off a miserable piece of shit more than seeing someone somewhere having a good time.
Overpriced and overrated
I legit thought this was Steven Tyler at first glance