So strange that convenience stores don't carry batteries anymore... Garage door opener died and now I have to figure out how to get a 9v. It's Amazon's fault for driving everyone there to the detriment of actual convenience....
Yep, finally got the invite They/any If you're a bigot go fuck yourself so hard you explode.
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So strange that convenience stores don't carry batteries anymore... Garage door opener died and now I have to figure out how to get a 9v. It's Amazon's fault for driving everyone there to the detriment of actual convenience....
Nothing says "I'm alive" better than an email blast written by someone else on your behalf Which is the least absurd part about any of this...
food or literally anything else 💔 2/2
I honestly don't know but I'd be surprised because the whole purpose of the lottery is to keep the poors super destitute but hopeful. I worked in a liquor store for a couple weeks years ago and would be so bummed watching people bring in bags and bags of change to buy tickets instead of 1/2
This is a serious issue but the only thing I can think about is how I bet the monster milking book is by an author from my city and it's pretty cool her work is that known... That said, fuck censorship!
This is worse than Instagram giving you an AI definition of the hashtag you just searched in their app... Like...*sigh* let's keep burning the planet...
Fucking capitalism... Thing's just lumbering around crashing into shit screaming "ARE YOU AWARE OF BANANAS?!"
They'll say you rigged it when his bare butt and balls fall out
Guess who feels like absolute shit today! It's me - I feel like a shit bag. Thanks, low self esteem.
Shit, wait, how did this old post pop up so readily?! Now I look like a buffoon!
Tesla - the guys that started it weren't fascist (I actually don't know if they were decent people but I can't pass up the swipe at the idiot that now owns it)
To clarify she's a new dog and has been nothing but a sweetheart but is showing some aggression suddenly out of nowhere... Not being derogatory to her or having unrealistic expectations
I messed something big up, my dog is being quite a lot, and I am feeling very overwhelmed. I want to curl up in a ball and just not exist for a while.
Hateful to intolerance, if that wasn't clear 😅
I think it's more important than ever to shit talk piss poor candidates like newsom now because I think if anything this country has shown it's not really "vote blue no matter who" so get your shit fucking together and stop putting hatemongers and idiots on our ballots. Be hateful, speak your mind.
Saw a post about vpns and bypassing the UK age laws and imho you probably need to be 18 to sign up for a VPN so that in itself is age verification just not handing your data to the government so... Is it about protecting the kids?
I cannot fathom what it takes to give up your humanity like that. What happened to people to allow them to feel this way. I hope he was exaggerating the story to "get laughs" or whatever but either way... I about cried for the other person's suffering 2/2
I had a (former) boss tell me, while laughing, about watching "some homeless junkie dying of an overdose" (his words) as if it was a joke... I looked him in the eye and said "you watched a human die and did nothing to help?" and went home from the work trip and stopped working for that company. 1/
Yes, this! People (aka monsters like this) forget that they're talking about actual human beings. Someone that was a baby. Someone that someone has loved. Someone that didn't make the decision to be where they're at and can use actual support and not just vilification and dehumanizing rants.
Haha limes... Likes*
The limes this has gotten show that my sarcasm has been missed... I'm making fun of the fact she's a garbo billionaire
I see Taylor Swift finally made a statement on something
Someone was telling me a story about "a big horse person" and I pictured a giant person on a horse and when I mentioned I took it too literally in my head they thought I was picturing the horse that was big - it was about a regular sized person that liked regular sized horses
This will make movie,*ahem* I mean film nerds so much more insufferable
Shit, I'm fucking cross eyed 🤣🤣 t breaks are wild
I haven't smoked in two months and today I took a couple hits from a joint and I like weed everyone
"want to get rich people to not be monsters and abusers? Keep doing exactly what hasn't worked. More even. We promise we'll start trickling it down!" The mega rich are hoarders and shouldn't exist. Period. Punish them for hoarding. Be ashamed you're hoarding more resources you can ever use.
Well basically we kept yelling that ~*~this~*~ would happen and Democrats and Republicans said we were blowing things out of proportion and now you're up to speed
This was a demo of the new AI model probably. It's remarkable! Blugh.
Jeez check your notifications, bragger!
Just Ribbin'? I heard they closed!
Everyone except the news though I mean, they are... I'm being silly. But barely.
I hate to be "that person" but it's so gross seeing folks make fun of Abbott for being a wheelchair user. Sure, he's a monster but come on... There's no shortage of things to say besides "hot wheels" and shit.
Also there's nothing you can do about it!
I guess I'd need loved ones for this though so I don't have to worry 😅
I mean... This is exactly how it'll go. Someone will invent the app to chat with your deceased loved ones and six months later roll out ads to improve your experience and my dead socialist ass will be telling them to spin the wheel on temu but nobody's ready for that conversation
Something something Banana Republic God we are just dealing with so many monsters nowadays.
Such a small government move...
The alt right pipeline on fresh accounts is so real, I had to register an Instagram (for reasons) and the joe Rogan Sidney Sweeney, etc suggestions being front and center don't even give you a chance if you're unaware of things. (Idk if I spelled any of this shit wrong, they all suck)
People said I'd get more conservative when I get older but really I've just become more intolerant of technofascism - I used to be first in line for a smart watch and now I'm looking for a wearable sundial like Fred Flintstone wore
The good news about this big tech bullshit with health records is that I won't be able to afford insurance anyway so I guess I don't have to worry about the invasion of privacy and data theft...
"the person who was shot to death also coughed a couple of times last week SO WHO'S TO SAY" I hate this planet.
Hypothetically.
The pirate bay won't be doing face scans so I guess I know what to do...
Disagreeing is "oh, I actually don't like pizza" not "these folks shouldn't exist" and I don't know why people don't understand that.
My concern is that there are no guardrails for actual medicine either so I don't feel safe taking any medication under this regime. Like, what for profit company is going to do more than they need to (aka pay to study if it's safe)?
Yesterday's was Google news because I found out it fully ignores your network settings (bypassing my pihole) for "serving you faster" or something... Nah, I'm good. Bypassing my DNS for your own is quite bullshit and honestly I think it should be illegal.
Something I find... Funny? Is how when I got my first smart phone I installed basically every app no matter how dumb... Now I find myself uninstalling one basically every day because of all the cockamamie permissions and privacy violations. You detected a screenshot? Gtfoh
You cannot convince this isn't a soft launch. Like, the decision has already been made and studios said "go up there and say this" so they can see if enough morons get excited enough to drown out rational thought. Mark my words, we'll see this within a year 💔😮💨
I've never called another human "subhuman" but really, truly, if you don't have empathy for your fellow humans you are subhuman. If you think races are superior - you're subhuman. You have not reached the evolutionary bar of being human if you hold these beliefs.
Did it also cheat on its wife and start scabbing (not the wounds)?
Every time I open my phone it's ai slop, death, laws that will destroy our planet and/or our health. I'm so fucking exhausted.
My mistake was talking to "Democrats", honestly
For the record my point was our country is full of fake Christians in the alt right and saying "I prayed about running" from a Democrat was probably weird/tone deaf because the only politicians saying that shit now are the right wing loons and they were like "you're crazy!"
Yeah, I hadn't realized I had stumbled into THAT part of Bluesky and gave some benefit of the doubt. One of the shit stains popped up here to act like flashing the okay sign isn't recognized as white power so I am just moving on haha
Uhhhhhhhh okay I was giving some benefit of the doubt but you're fucking garbage. It's literally on the adl's list of hate symbols so go fuck yourself
"guys the person with the toddler drawing of a fraggle Pokemon hybrid is calling for our elimination because a guy prayed"
Lol saying that it's weird to use language the literal alt right is using might be tone deaf means I'm actually a fascist calling for the elimination of Christianity. These people....
Guys I made some Christians mad today. Sorry for my sins
Whatever dude, I get 300 characters to talk about a nuanced topic. Dude can own what he said and trying to police people who are cautious of this sort of thing is cuckoo bananas. I get it, Christianity has great lessons. Pretending it wasn't at least a little tone deaf is stupid.
"as a man of God I think it's important that I run for office to help end the hatred campaigning under the name of Christianity" boom.
America has an alt right problem masquerading as Christianity. To pretend that people aren't going to have hangups about this is the insane thing. Again, not saying it's wrong to be religious, I'm saying that in this current political climate expect basically exactly what happened.
Yeah but given the percentage of politicians are Christian it feels like, again, you don't need to use the same verbiage George W Bush used to justify invading Iraq to announce your candidacy? I'm not saying he's wrong for being Christian I'm just saying it's kinda... Expected response
I dunno, it's kinda like read the room though right? Like... Christianity has been fully tainted so maybe practice at home and pray all you want and be prepared to be grouped with the loudest members of the company you keep if you say this shit?
Also I want to be clear as hell - all billionaires are fucking hoarding monsters and shouldn't exist. Even her.
People are still wondering why Taylor Swift isn't condemning something or saying something etc that is performative as hell because basically you're just saying "o boy I wish you'd say something" and you're... Not stopping her playlists? Just give up the ghost. Hit her in the wallet if you care.
AI isn't a genie, stupid.
If we made it illegal only criminals would close coffee shops early so best to do nothing I think
I'm lightly aware of some post perfection content being available but once I get this damn clock should I play a different style farm or do stardew expanded next? I was thinking about doing the farm that comes with chickens and doing a joja run. I'm also considering streaming if anyone would watch
Seriously - there's no "well it's complicated" or "well what if ..?" Because under no fucking circumstances is it okay.
I can tell everything I need to know without saying the words Israel or Gaza... "Do you, under any circumstances, think it's okay to starve babies and children?" - if anything but no, gtfoh.
S... South America?
😖 my PTSD is going off haha I'm glad you caught it before it sliced up the sidewall or your leg or something
Hopefully you just whacked one just right!
Yeah, replacing the spoke is easy, truing the wheel is a pain in the ass. Hopefully you'll be set for a while - I disagree with the other post about needing a whole wheel but reputable folks will definitely check it out and let you know... I usually get 3 done at a time when one snaps but that's me
I swear I'm not high but if we're actually inside of a black hole that's the simplest solution to the Fermi paradox ever
"why isn't MY billionaire doing anything?!" People are so dumb.
We need the equivalent of a VPN for credit card payments... There's no reason visa needs to know what I'm buying if it's not otherwise illegal. I guess I'm basically inventing escrow but whatever. And I swear if one fucker mentions crypto here.......
That's some really horrible shit, though!
The biggest thing AI has done is killing my love for robots.
All I need for perfection on my Stardew save is the damn clock but it's so boring to grind for the last few million with literally nothing else to do
I may be having "an episode" ™️
I think this is called moving fast and breaking stuff, no? Also: haha, fucking idiots 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I also saw the "gen z doesn't answer the phone with a greeting and wait for the caller to say something first" and I'm like, same bestie... You're lucky I even picked up.
I think I've posted this already but the first time I read about the gen z stare I was like "sounds like you were just being an asshole" and then I read more articles about it and that's what it is. Just be normal for once. I pretty much prefer gen z interactions because I know they're genuine
Everyone's being fucking weird today and it's harshing my already harshed vibes.
That's the not so secret third side that's indistinguishable from side one but claims to have a different name.
I've been really busy getting my shit cleaned up online... Pihole to block ads and trackers, whoogle to get rid of the rest of the sponsored shit and AI, it's a pain but honestly each step has greatly improved my online experience... I hate the present.
Archeologists are never wrong and don't just kitbash whatever bones they find and make up the rest and call it solid. Anyway, I'm getting the butt cheek part of my pelvis (or whatever that is, I'm not an archeologist) ground flat. Good luck, nerds.
The difference is one side wants to hold everyone accountable for their monstrous actions and the other only wants their "enemies" to be "accountable" - all pedophiles belong in jail regardless of how much saxophone they shred.
It's communism to take care of underserved communities but not for the highest official in the country to order coke to use cane sugar and demand privately owned sports teams to revert to racist names. Fuck that guy so fucking hard.
The format was so confusing you could even hear the edits in Irene's explanation. I'm annoyed they brought Kerri back for... That. Bosco did so well... I don't know what production was thinking.
Literally stood still and swept the final? Come on!
Agreed. That was completely baffling.
Friend: "oh yeah I like a lot of the same shit dude, oomfies!" Asshole: "Hell yeah, white supremacy" *Crickets* Asshole: "Oh no he died!"
Not to be crass but apparently in this case had* (I don't joke about this sort of thing but white supremacy needs to do what that guy did)
Angel summoner and the BMX bandit!
Like imagine the person hid from the camera because of an abusive partner and the Internet gleefully makes the video of them ducking go viral and puts her in danger. I understand that wasn't the case here but literally nobody could know that until after they did all the damage It's not your job.
I've never gotten the gen z stare and it's probably because I'm not an asshole. Have any of you stare receivers ever considered you might just be an asshole?