The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
David Zinn (@davidzinn.bsky.social) reposted
The emergence of Nadine and her impending duel with El Pollo Morado:
blackskin6.bsky.social (@blackskin6.bsky.social) reposted
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patrick6669.bsky.social (@patrick6669.bsky.social) reposted
All of them.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s nothing new. lol
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Barack Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) reposted
Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.
Steve Haddock (@stevehaddock.bsky.social) reposted
Our science photo book The Radiant Sea is out Sept 2nd!! 30 years of research, 10 years of "we should", and a year of collating pix and writing. Sönke and I show (mostly for the first time) images of how organisms produce, use, and interact with light in the sea. #bioluminescence #fluorescence 🦑🧪🌊
Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted
EPSTEIN Epstein Epstein Epstein Government buying stake in private companies: socialism Epstein Epstein Epstein President having stakes in those companies: corruption Epstein Epstein Epstein Worrying about Cracker Barrel logo instead of governing Epstein Epstein Epstein EPSTEIN
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
First, they came for John Bolton And I did speak out Because even though I'm not a nutty right-wing warmonger with a ridiculous mustache, I am an American who is horrified by a simple-minded tyrant using our Justice Department to avenge his petty, personal grudges.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Speculation about what lurks underneath that icy crust might finally get some answers! Another NASA project to reveal a tiny secret in a vast universe.
Astromancer (@kdconod.bsky.social) reposted
Jersey Skies: Checking in on the Europa Clipper probe... 🔭
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus these people are idiots. Smdh.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social)
It pisses me off every day that I do not live in Maine. Every. Fucking. Day.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
In other news: the stench of burning shit was noted to have intensified in hell, causing even Satan the lord of darkness to turn on a fan. More news at 6.
Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted
The Bolton raid should chill you: my emergency video (full video linked) adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/emergency-...
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
The stupid, it burns!! Smdh.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Erm, the eye roll and head slap emojis didn’t clue you in? (I get it tho. We’re all frazzled and frayed)
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Akin to fiddling while Rome burns. Smdh.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
I want a presidential candidate who promises to construct Union memorials and statues all over the country. And yeah, North and South. Blanket Virginia with statues of Thomas, who actually chose the right side. Hell, put one of Sherman in the middle of Peachtree Park.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
And they do it sooo well using the subtle tools of irony and shock. Pretty much a sledge hammer against a house of cards in this situation.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t try to bring logic to an Onion article or debate with a conservative—it can only lead to giggle fits for the former and a stroke for the latter.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Painfully grim and merely a few steps away from our shared reality in the USA.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
OSKYWOSKY (@oskywosky.bsky.social) reposted
This isn't going away donnie rotten hands!
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me want to
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social)
DonOld tRump is a goddamn traitor. His loyalties are firstly to himself and secondly to his Russian handler (who he stays in regular contact with via the Oval Office.)
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck. That. Noise. I’m too fucking old too care. DonOld is a Russian plant (figuratively and literally). I want nothing more than a fair trial for being a traitor and appropriate sentencing IF found guilty.
M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted
Whatever AOC Says, Is Worth Repeating, Correct Mr. Chump.......
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Venusian’s would be hot and bothered all the time; difficult to approach, but once in their orbit, difficult to leave. Acerbic in their responses and just an overall acidic attitude. However, aesthetically beautiful and really good in bed.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems need to put their goddamn fiddles away because this country is on FIRE. DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!
NO KINGS IN AMERICA… 😎 🌊🐾🌴🌈✨ (@jerasikehorn.bsky.social) reposted
Remember this… 👇 Pass it on. NEVER. FORGET. THE. OBVIOUS.😎✨
love2fixit.bsky.social (@love2fixit.bsky.social) reposted
Yes 🙌🏼
Natasha Devon (@natashadevon.bsky.social) reposted
Being left wing is a constant exercise in disappointment. Not only because you hardly ever get what you want politically but because to be left wing means that you believe human beings are capable of being better and they will really, REALLY test that belief.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer Faux Noize
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
Who here honestly believes that any so-called “award” Trump ever grabs will mean a damn thing? Not one carries legitimacy. Every single plaque, trophy, or medal they pin on him is nothing more than a flashing neon sign of how small… how weak… and how pathetically insecure he really is. Agreed?
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
IKR! Talk about snow-flake-everybody-gets-a-trophy culture. Anything and everything he ever does will be littered with asterisks. His entire reign of hate, bigotry, willful ignorance, and hubris will read like a giant inky bruise in the history books. God damn republicans for this mess.
John Wiswell (@wiswell.bsky.social) reposted
How about that? A victory for people who actually read.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s two meat patties short of a Big Mac! IOW, he’s got the intellect of some shredded lettuce in a bun.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer the moniker, Kegsbreath. A more apt description.
Noah Bookbinder (@noahbookbinder.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump has said that the growing immigration crackdown should include carveouts for the hospitality industry, which conveniently allows his companies to continue hiring foreign workers without fear of raids. The hypocrisy seems pretty stark.
Dr. Merri (@merri24.bsky.social) reposted
Reposting because of an AutoCorrect error I could not agree more. Abolish the electoral college. It precluded Hillary, Gore & Harris from being elected. They all had the majority of votes.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Like pus from an infected, rotting sore.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately not for democrats, but for republicans, the sky’s the limit—they’ll send you wherever they want.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Russia needs men!
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Might as well say the state lines since huckleberry hound is in charge.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Well to him, they’re not people, their inconsequential parts to one of his vaulted “deals”. (I fucking swear, if we EVER survive this orange menace, we must NEVER let republicans forget what they wrought upon this country!)
RevJPDonaldson (@revjpdonaldson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Under the possible PENALTY OF PERJURY, Katie Johnson filed this affidavit of the facts of her assault by defendant Trump... bsky.app/profile/tara...
realKyleKeegan (@realkylekeegan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I wonder how crime in DC got so bad so quickly since January.
DocAtCDI (@docatcdi.com) reposted
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more furniture. One night stand is all I wanted.
ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected (@adelpreore.bsky.social) reposted
Fun fact: Tarrifs on tea were essentially 8.3%, but the fact that the East Indian Trade company was effectively exempt from those tarrifs was the driving force behind the Boston Tea Party. pacificlegal.org/the-boston-t...
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Copacabana Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star Tony always tended bar
JohnnyMangu (@johnnybarbu.bsky.social) reposted
#FoxNews "host bodies" just in case you thought you were human or something (Florida Speaker Jose Oliva in a 2019 interview)
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
When has that ever stopped Magats
Phil (@darkphil.bsky.social) reposted
Birds of a feather….. This mother fuc*er is part of a huge flock.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
still thinking about the Montana knife maker who said you don't have to worry about tariffs if you buy american. and then three months later, he realized he imports swedish steel and german equipment. and even MiUSA equipment costs $100k more now because of tariffs
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Crockett: My former colleagues from the Texas House—decided to get the hell out of Texas… breaking quorum is where they’re at right now. And they didn’t just do it by themselves—they went to Illinois, where there is a governor that gives a damn. This fight is going to take all of us.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Cruelty is the point with the Republican Party. They are happiest when instigating suffering.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
And no doubt tRump’s buddies will build it.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
If that strategy worked, I’d be for it.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Not if you’re conservative.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh really? Me?! How exciting, I’d be hono…heyyy, wait a minute??
ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected (@adelpreore.bsky.social) reposted
people.com/alabama-gop-...
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Not always! Some subreddits say on the front page, point out the Nazis and kkk’rs and will ban them immediately. It just depends on the sub. Some are so trigger happy they’ll ban you in a second: I block those.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
To paraphrase: Fork it over or el$e. Oh, and I love you, blah blah blah. You gotta be a special kinda gull-a-bull to fall for that shit.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably because they’re scared of Magats targeting them.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social)
Feeling a need to play this. youtu.be/wupToqz1e2g?...
godhatesyeast (@godhatesyeast.bsky.social) reposted
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social)
When “It” is finally gone from the Earth, the world will be rid of his wretched stupidity. We should all set off our car alarms for five minutes of joyous celebration! Imagine if this spreads all over the world! A glorious cacophony will extend to the edge of the solar system!
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m already considering what actions to take. First will be to remove all my money from the us stock market.
nooknew.bsky.social (@nooknew.bsky.social) reposted
Share!!!!!
A Watchful Eye (@gusman74.bsky.social) reposted
👇👇👇👇
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark as in X-out? No need, he’s done it himself.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddammit this should be how tRump should be mentioned EVERYTIME!
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Good for them!
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Because their sexuality is repressed and so it comes out in deviant ways, instead.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Love you man. Thank you and Rep Cheney for standing up for the truth.
slideboy666.bsky.social (@slideboy666.bsky.social) reply parent
Not with those cankles, yer not.