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Great flick. Just saw this again over the weekend! Stay at the "Slaughtered Lamb" guys!
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Great flick. Just saw this again over the weekend! Stay at the "Slaughtered Lamb" guys!
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I'm an amateur carpenter. What kind of platform do you need? Does it need a noose or a very sharp blade? Depot will have all I need on Saturday.
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That would be "Michael Parsons" said the genius fucking Cowboy owner Jerry Jones.
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Buzzing the crowd with military jets to drown out victims voices.
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Progress it is. Progress on the part of white sports writers and fans who stopped constantly questioning black quarterbacks' abilities because of..... nothing. "They have never one a Superbowl". Other than a few dozen exceptions in all of history, no one has won a Superbowl as quarterback.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Progress it is. Progress on the part of white sports writers and fans who stopped constantly questioning black quarterbacks' abilities because of..... nothing. "They have never one a Superbowl". Other than a few dozen exceptions in all of history, no one has won a Superbowl as quarterback.
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Cruising through perfect water in my kayak days was bittersweet. Smoothest ride ever, but ruined the perfection of mirror water.
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Can’t rush a good snort of blow. He can’t stay awake without adderall and coke spraying out of his nose.
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Ya still got it George. Don't hold back. You are an inspiration to resisters. You've lived this before here at home. We need your voice.👍
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Any Vegas lines open yet? Got investments to make.
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Dangerfield said ""Call me when you have no class." She just ringed everyone apparently.
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OK of 2025 is the Mississippi of the 50's. Escape folks. Escape now before they kill or imprison you.
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It’s not Cooks problem to prove her innocence. Let the dip shits run about with her accusations. She’s got nothing to prove.
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Can the Melania double also do Trump? Maybe she stole that fat bastard outfit from Mike Myers.
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I have never looked that good in a suit.
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I apologize to the great country of Germany and her citizens. I will never joke again about your country during our struggle with the same evil. You atoned for your crimes long ago and built a better world for your people and the larger world. It's going to be our turn soon enough. Help us.
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In Times Square would be great.
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Educating serfs and future slaves is a waste of time and money for these retro 1942 germans.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
One concentration camp down, a lot more to go.
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Harsh, but deserved.
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In two weeks
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Good for you. A pat on the back occasionally is nice. I've never been on L, but they have badgered me for years to enter their club. Never once told me how great I was. There appears to be a cost for admission.
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It stops when they are forcibly stopped. They will crank up the crazy and kill a lot of people until we stop them.
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I thought he would burn up under direct sunlight?
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
The full blood replacement from Pee Wee German to Trump takes three days. Coincidence? Pee Wee blood replenishes all by itself.
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Things that make people happy and reduce stress? "What are dogs?" for $1,000,000 Alex.
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It's the "Golden Shower" look. Very retro for him.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Turbo-gummed bobble head has opinions.
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Looks like Hell's home owners association committee. Just dying to screw with other peoples daily lives and prance around like VIP's.
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The dried clay says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Nice idea, but Amazon is just gonna steal it anyway and accidentally solve the housing crisis.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a great song. And that album! Thanks for the refresh. And Holy S, Oleta Adams! What talent!
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If you are going to rob the local back, do it during the fourth of July celebrations.
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As much as this irritates me, no one under 40 looks at the NYT.
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My sister had a large birthmark on her thigh like that- she named it. Said she was never alone. Kinda strange, but I loved how she rolled with it. Kudos to you. Brave.
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Safety is only one flight of stairs away from these warriors.
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I have the answer, but you will need to Venmo me $1.99 to know the answer.
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Schlemiel! Salami! S & S Incorporated.
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I thought I had seen this look before. "Pirates of the Carribean or Aerosmith?
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Bondi with her blizzard of lies sounds like rump.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin had his "mole" send him an update in broad daylight.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
The country is being sold out in front of our eyes and the press is just fine with playing along. The legacy press that just a little while back (12 years) had my respect, is completely gone and untrustworthy. F 'em.
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The rules mean nothing anymore for GOP. There is no one to prosecute. It's all going to slide.
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Our defenses are wide open at this point. Russia can hack anything they want. What they can't steal, rump will give them for free anyway.
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How does she fit her box of wine behind that podium?
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Looks like a giant golden shower. Wonder where they got that idea?
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I’m impressed with the career he has built. After all, his humble beginning goes all the way back to his cameo as the banjo playing savant in Deliverance. 😎
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I’m impressed with the career he has built. After all, his humble beginning goes all the way back to his cameo as the banjo playing savant in Deliverance. 😎
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Thanks- he's blocked. I hate stolen thoughts.
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Same thing was going on in 2006 leading up to the midterms. The GOP was trying to hide all their pedophile friends in congress. Guys with their wide stance crap in airports. Hassert was in prison for child rape and a hundred other creepy stories about GOP pols. Nothing has changed. The worst people.
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Awesome. I grew up with Mr. Rather (on TV). My dad was a big fan also and we didn't agree on much, so I know he is the real deal.
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Brat deserved it.
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It's your certificate of participation. Be proud. Shop for a frame.
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Seems pervasive on one side of the isle. I wonder why.
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Any friends who had a trampoline or swimming pool. They were the "wealthy" ones.
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I refuse to be swayed by public opinion of Ms Sweeney. I’ll do my own research, thank you.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
I read Seven Eves. This is exactly how the disaster started.
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I get how you miss going to mass even while knowing how awful the org has been over the past few (years?) centuries. I still went occasionally during adulthood just because it was a sense of comfort and familiarity. I took my kids a few times and they finally said "Not for me". I never went again.
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Nice move! Wait, why are there orange peels and old pizza boxes on your roof?
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
"Chronic staff shortages"? I wonder how that happened. Actually, I would be better qualified to propose a more realistic solution. How about hiring air traffic controllers? If Grok is in charge of the safety of people coming in for a landing, I will be taking a lot more roads trips.
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A purely Darwinian exit would be fitting for that insane slice of the population that idolizes death and end times. If they want it so bad, let them eat water.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Love Paul M. , but “Hey Jude” is one beat down of a song. “Nah Nah” for three minutes? Nah.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
“Asshole billionaire said”- is the equivalent of an exit sign on the freeway. Nothing after that matters.
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I made no claims about data backing up my own personal experiences over your claims backed by no data either. They are my personal experiences.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Never said or written these words, but "Fuck Rogan's pivot". He helped this situation develop. If he wants to be respectable by decent people, he needs to own up to what he did. Otherwise, he's just whistling dixie racism for dollars.
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Another boring tunnel joke. Never once have they made a real tunnel for commuting.
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Same ol BS. Give him a soft intro then bash him in the last half of the sentence. Rinse and repeat for the hit job.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanna believe this but have never seen it in rural Texas where I grew up. There are shotguns blazing away early every morning on 9-1 in the country and outer burbs. "Oh, it's dove season- forgot again" is usually all the response there is going to be.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
I can finally level that table on the back porch once I score a copy of this 2 1/2 " thick booster.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
About time this book came out. I have a table on the porch that needs leveling.
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Judge blocks flagrantly unconstitutional crap. Sucks that it even makes news now.
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It’s called slavery. It’s dressed up in lingo that hides the truth, but it’s slavery. Forced labor. Leased “ Employees” that make zero money. All the same shit. The future presidential crimes commission should nail everyone of these motherfuckers.
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And now chihuahua’s doing the same thing is comic relief.
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Next year‘s election starting to remind me of 2008 where all the Republicans were either pedophiles or pedophile adjacent or just plain sex pests. Doing all their airport wide stances, and all that BS stuff that regular folks had never heard of before. They were suddenly horrified by them.
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This tracks. AI results end my searches 100% of the time. If they were half assed decent results I might pay attention. But obvious errors and general nonsense find their way through all the time so why bother.
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Lazy cats chilling in their back yard. Birds like to keep an eye on their #1 predators.
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On the bright side, now you can spot that rw extremism "JUST LIKE THAT" (Brad Pitt snaps fingers). Maybe that's a curse?, never mind.
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Cranking up the racism in a desperate attempt to get the deplorable base back on his side.
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Out of office Possum response pics are lit.
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I thought you said "various batteries", but it works either way.
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This picture is the answer to a question. “Can something scratch my back and then kill me?”
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Glen Campbell and all those guys on Hee Haw.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Well OK then. I’ll be pissing cotton candy in two weeks. Check back here for more updates.
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Thoughts and Champaigne to this awful person’s death. He will be remembered well by the scum of humanity. I never knew him personally, but I see the stains of his slimy influence all over the country. Au revoir connard.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and Champaigne to this awful person’s death. He will be remembered well by the scum of humanity. I never knew him personally, but I see the stains of his slimy influence all over the country. Au revoir connard.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and Champaigne to this awful person’s death. He will be remembered well by the scum of humanity. I never knew him personally, but I see the stains of his slimy influence all over the country. Au revoir connard.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and Champaigne to this awful person’s death. He will be remembered well by the scum of humanity. I never knew him personally, but I see the stains of his slimy influence all over the country. Au revoir connard.
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Florida will welcome him with open, corrupt, sleezy, creepy arms, and I am all in on the rest of the trumpers to go right to that sinking swamp. My sharpie has crossed off the deep south for the duration of my time on this spinning rock. They can have it. Now bring on the sharks to finish things up.
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What row of the theater is she sitting in this week? I’m in the mood for some popcorn maybe a cold beverage and a little more. The new version of a jump scare may be right up my alley.
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So no available healthcare in Tennessee. I guess I’ll have to mark another one off the list. I’m an old white guy and I’m not going back to the deep south without a modern version of the green book at this point.
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When these corrupt MF’ers finally go down, I want them to go down hard. All the way down.
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If there is a God, That MF'er would be struck down by now.
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If she was going to expose him, she could have made a deal a year ago for leniency in exchange. Now she's angling for a pardon.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Brutal, but true.
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What about the grapes? Yes, those grapes!
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Flooding and death doesn’t make money for them, so it means nothing.
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The pathology that leads someone to say these things out loud- in public. They are out of their minds.
Jimmy (@slimjimshady.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on man how about a spoiler warning?
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I'll be looking out for President Camacho and Luke Wilson at this point.
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Your toe is on the scale out of sight. Give the kitty a break.😜