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Cosimo Kramedici

@slurmslurper.bsky.social

New Jersey

created June 24, 2023

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Profile picture Thorn (@coelliptic.bsky.social) reposted

This is how my inbox feels

A sign that says: CAUTION THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES DO NOT TOUCH THE EDGES OF THIS SIGN ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪᴅɢᴇ ɪs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ
2/9/2025, 4:46:29 PM | 63 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I’ve never gotten around to making an account there!

2/9/2025, 4:59:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway, speaking of this period, if you ever want to feel really depressed, go to the NYT archives where you can view scans of the actual paper, and look at the Arts section from a given day during this period. You will weep at we’ve lost.

2/9/2025, 4:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Something I loved about the film is just how earnest it is. The kids are all passionate dreamers who are trying to be pure artists, a far cry from the careerism that’s infected everything nowadays.

2/9/2025, 4:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m fascinated by the late ‘70s to early ‘80s period. It’s kind of a melancholy era, trapped between the hangover of Watergate and the onset of AIDS and Reaganism, and the art from that period really reflects that I think.

2/9/2025, 4:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Watched FAME (1980) last night. I thought it was great.

Poster for FAME (1980)
2/9/2025, 4:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

20/8/2025, 10:25:02 PM | 1403 235 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted

Just got asked to leave the zoo because I told a mother of four that she was “fecund”

30/8/2025, 6:58:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted

Damn, @ me next time

31/8/2025, 10:19:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted

Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship

1/9/2025, 4:38:39 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m an only child so this sibling stuff is just wild to me

2/9/2025, 4:24:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

In my house it’s more like “If the parents are too tired, the kids will try to destroy each other”

2/9/2025, 3:50:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

As a father of two I have to tell you that this absolutely untrue

2/9/2025, 3:48:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Post a meme made by you

2/9/2025, 3:29:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

All time banger imho

2/9/2025, 3:28:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean T. Collins (@seantcollins.com) reposted

post a meme made by you

2/9/2025, 2:59:59 PM | 92 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

*I’ve seen. Good lord

2/9/2025, 3:25:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

People have long waited for the “T long last, have you no decency?” moment, but I maintain that the modern analog to that will be a prominent person confronting one of these chuds with a statement like “Bro, this is nerd shit. Why the fuck are you so obsessed with celebrities and restaurants?”

2/9/2025, 3:25:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Pretty much all the left wing screenshots I seen on Facebook come from Bluesky

2/9/2025, 3:21:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted

this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible

2/9/2025, 1:02:49 PM | 1310 243 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

I think part of what explains this is that during the GFC white collar companies fired every single person that didn’t have a college degree. Used to be a lot of un-degreed people in white collar jobs! That’s not really a thing that exists anymore.

2/9/2025, 2:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowden St. (@snowden.st) reposted

Wrote down some of my scattered thoughts on the Last Days. Some of my feelings and questions, the insuffiency of our future celebrations, and a plea to Take A Pelt.

1/9/2025, 11:25:17 PM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

That was very good

2/9/2025, 2:52:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I think a good bit would be to save all the simulated phishing attacks your company’s IT department sends you for months, like 50 of them, and then click the links in them all at once

2/9/2025, 2:39:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

“Democrats should—“ I’m gonna stop you right there. What evidence have you seen that Democrats will do anything

1/9/2025, 5:54:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship

1/9/2025, 4:38:39 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I don’t really know or even care at this point what’s going on, but it was pretty routine during my politically aware life to hear a news report that said “The president is getting a colonoscopy today so Dick Cheney was briefly sworn in as president.” Impossible to imagine Trump allowing that.

1/9/2025, 4:17:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I think this is actually an incredibly effective tactic, they did it to Joe Biden in 2020 to great success. It doesn’t cause people to blame Mamdani *now*, but rather to prime them to blame him after he’s elected

31/8/2025, 11:48:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, are you talking about Efrafa or Cowslip’s warren where Bigwig gets caught in the snare?

31/8/2025, 11:33:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:28:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Damn, @ me next time

31/8/2025, 10:19:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

31/8/2025, 10:06:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Here’s the Reddit post www.reddit.com/r/newjersey/...

31/8/2025, 9:56:07 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

When your dad deals in cow liver

31/8/2025, 9:48:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

My other theory is that since they just moved a fleet down to Venezuela he’s locked in a SCIF planning the invasion

31/8/2025, 9:40:49 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a post on r/newjersey from a guy whose flying lesson was canceled because Trump was supposed to go to Bedminster today, but then Trump’s flight was canceled, so… 🤷🏻‍♂️

31/8/2025, 9:39:32 PM | 43 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Tie Your Mother Down

30/8/2025, 6:59:05 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Just got asked to leave the zoo because I told a mother of four that she was “fecund”

30/8/2025, 6:58:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I didn’t even know he was sick

30/8/2025, 6:55:24 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

30/8/2025, 4:04:08 PM | 7726 3936 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Well lads, “Golden” just got added to my workout playlist

30/8/2025, 6:41:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up but given what everyone on here is talking about it’s worth pointing out that this dropped yesterday www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...

30/8/2025, 12:18:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh man. Mine too.

29/8/2025, 11:23:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I mentioned THE PITT to the nurse that was taking care of me before my colonoscopy and she said it was one of the most accurate doctor shows she’d ever seen

29/8/2025, 5:28:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Can’t even fathom a mind that works like this

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29/8/2025, 5:24:29 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

So this was over 20 years ago, I’m sure the city has changed in that time

29/8/2025, 4:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

The one time I was in Memphis I was driving through a suburban looking neighborhood in the middle of the day and there were prostitutes just out walking on the sidewalks

29/8/2025, 4:32:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted reply parent

No luck with the grackles this morning. I got super lucky and there were three hummingbirds that were eating bugs in the same 20 or so foot area, didn't get the shot but came pretty close, unfortunately they were flying in and out of shadows. Just a little out of focus.

A picture of a hummingbird with its beak open and a bug right at the end of the beak. This is brightened up and had it the Sun instead of the shade I think it would have been Focus
29/8/2025, 3:43:34 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Hurt my back a little doing squats the other day. Thought I had decent form but maybe not. Felt a twinge about halfway through my second set, finished the set, then called it quits. Had some mild soreness for the last couple of days, today feels a little better.

29/8/2025, 4:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Common misconception. AR-15 stands for Auto-Revolver 15. It is a revolver that can hold 15 bullets. That’s why it’s so dangerous. No one thought a revolver could hold 15 bullet. 14, maybe

29/8/2025, 3:32:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

If you look like this DM me immediately

29/8/2025, 3:29:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Who would have the first amendment protections in his view? The chatbot? Or the company that owns the chatbot?

29/8/2025, 3:26:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted

This came to me in a vision

29/8/2025, 11:48:41 AM | 2025 541 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robin Johnson (@robinjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

i'm sorry

Altered screencap from
21/8/2025, 9:51:37 PM | 3247 1130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody ever deserved it more

28/8/2025, 8:27:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hot jasper summer (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted

put it in the louvre

28/8/2025, 7:43:05 PM | 616 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

It would not surprise me in the least to learn that Adam was dating a Cuomo daughter

28/8/2025, 8:26:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I saw Cake in a basement club in Tallahassee in 1996, just as “The Distance” was becoming a hit

28/8/2025, 7:39:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

You guys act like we don’t want to be around people who merely want lower taxes. You know exactly what kind of political beliefs we don’t want our kids exposed to, Lakshya. Don’t be fucking cute.

28/8/2025, 7:34:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy fuckin shit

27/8/2025, 5:01:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Every McMegan statement is written in this tone that suggests to me that the second part of her thought is “or not, who gives a shit”

27/8/2025, 4:59:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I have a seersucker bathrobe that was my dad’s. The tag says “Perry Ellis from the Men’s Store at Bloomingdale’s.” It’s in great condition and is probably older than I am. It’s a great summer weight bathrobe.

22/8/2025, 4:41:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about a lady from Venus

22/8/2025, 4:37:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They all fold in the end

22/8/2025, 2:13:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what morale at the FBI is like, now that they’re being in turned into a national force of beat cops

22/8/2025, 2:13:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Really? Taint? In the NYT? Why not “grundel,” I’ve heard that one before too. I mean my god this is the fucking New York Times, what was wrong with just saying perineum?

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22/8/2025, 2:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture retiredpatriot.bsky.social (@retiredpatriot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Reistence to Tyranny is Obedience to God

Resistance to Tyranny is Obeidience to God
22/8/2025, 12:04:13 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

The message discipline is truly astonishing. I don’t think anything like it has existed in history. The way polls among Republicans change overnight if Trump says something is incredible.

21/8/2025, 9:56:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

What younger senators? I was just reading that Schumer recruited a bunch of septuagenarians to run next year!

21/8/2025, 9:54:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ginguy (@ginguy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I've been workshopping a paraphrase of an old Soviet joke- "We have equivalent media environments between the parties in the U.S. I can go on right wing media and say how the Democrats are all traitors. Similarly, I can go on left wing media and say how the Democrats are all traitors"

21/8/2025, 4:45:57 PM | 35 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted

Every single person who thinks a trans person should just pipe down until we restore democracy is, in my view, an enemy of democracy. I’m not doing it.

21/8/2025, 2:27:40 PM | 4199 1070 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw a Facebook lib post “When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty” the other day lol

21/8/2025, 7:48:15 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I can’t recommend Bluesky if you host a game show

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21/8/2025, 6:06:16 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 6:08:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Starshine it wasn’t until I got to your third skeet that I realized this was a quote from Andrew Cuomo and not Andrew Tate

21/8/2025, 6:01:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

“I watched a prostitute stab a clown!”

21/8/2025, 5:34:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture john freiler (@johnfreiler.bsky.social) reposted

no opinion on woke cracker barrel, but like 25 years ago i was eating there with my grandpa and he ordered a fried shrimp platter. at one point i looked at his plate and it was empty, and i asked if he was eating the tails. "what the hell do you care," he said

20/8/2025, 10:02:25 PM | 2489 222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Years later I watched it again with the buddy I mentioned. It starts out as this lighthearted adventure comedy, and then all of a sudden the rape and decapitation hit. I’ll never forget my friend turning to me at that point and saying “Boy, the tone of this film has changed dramatically!”

20/8/2025, 10:07:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

I got pretty fucked up watching this weird Indiana Jones ripoff called The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck when I was probably, like, 9 or 10? Full of sex and rape and a pretty graphic decapitation if I recall.

20/8/2025, 10:01:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Vampire Hunter D is on Prime right now, I just watched it the other night!

20/8/2025, 9:55:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a good friend who grew up without cable and he used to tease me about how when we’d watch old movies together I’d suddenly go “NOW I remember this movie!” as soon as some titties flashed on screen

20/8/2025, 9:55:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remo Williams! How many of us had our minds warped by seeing shit like Lethal Weapon on HBO when we were 8 years old

20/8/2025, 9:52:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably employed 3-5 model makers to build that town, which looks to have a footprint of… what, 6’x12’?

20/8/2025, 9:41:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GodDAMN they made that shit go so hard

20/8/2025, 9:36:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven’t seen the sequel but I thought the original was really tedious

20/8/2025, 7:07:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus that’s a flashback to childhood

20/8/2025, 5:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

I’m probably an outlier but I read an article where a woman was talking about out how much her 8yo loved Minecraft and I thought “You let your kid use the computer?” I don’t let my kids anywhere near them!

20/8/2025, 5:01:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted

a price *increase* in a game console this late in its life cycle is nuts. trump needs to be thrown in prison before a loaf of bread costs 100 bucks.

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Profile picture Iron Chef Bot (@ironchefbot.bsky.social) reposted

Frame #45600 from S02 -E23 - Anglerfish-627714
20/8/2025, 4:30:11 PM | 234 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Weren’t they offering AI researchers literal billion dollar salaries just a few weeks ago?

20/8/2025, 4:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve been re-watching the Lethal Weapon movies, and it occurred to me that you couldn’t make these movies today because the bad guys—ex-Special Forces mercenaries, white South Africans, arms-dealing ex-cops—are all united with American police officers under the banner of Trumpism

20/8/2025, 2:15:36 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA (@bowsnonk.bsky.social) reposted

tfw a dog looks at you like this 🥹

B&W sketch of a dorsal view of two small dogs, each looking over its shoulder at the viewer
19/8/2025, 8:19:19 PM | 50 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kazradel.bsky.social (@kazradel.bsky.social) reposted

Post a Non-religious photo you think of as Holy

20/8/2025, 2:34:01 PM | 1023 201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)

Folks, the doctors are saying I have one of the most beautiful colons they’ve ever seen. They’re calling it the “golden colon” and they kept me under anesthesia for longer than usual so they could invite other doctors from around town to come and look at it

20/8/2025, 3:38:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture patrick (@partnardy.bsky.social) reposted

In the 1997 film 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴: 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺, spy/lothario Austin Powers is unthawed after 30 years in cryogenic stasis. I don’t often go long on here but I feel the need to address something that’s been nagging at me. 🧵 (1/X)

20/8/2025, 3:03:09 PM | 230 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway the Lethal Weapon films are fucking bangers, and they’re all currently on Tubi

20/8/2025, 2:26:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha yes of course

20/8/2025, 2:25:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

And Roger Murtagh is canonically anti-apartheid, there’s a very clear shot of the family fridge with a big “STOP SOUTH AFRICA—END APARTHEID” bumper sticker on it in the first movie

20/8/2025, 2:25:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent

Lethal Weapon 2 is fucking woke as hell, man. The central premise of the movie is about a black cop up against a bunch of apartheid S.A. diplomats who keep calling him “kaff*r” which I’ve only just learned is as offensive in SA as the n-word is here

20/8/2025, 2:23:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view