Thorn (@coelliptic.bsky.social) reposted
This is how my inbox feels
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I’ve never gotten around to making an account there!
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, speaking of this period, if you ever want to feel really depressed, go to the NYT archives where you can view scans of the actual paper, and look at the Arts section from a given day during this period. You will weep at we’ve lost.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Something I loved about the film is just how earnest it is. The kids are all passionate dreamers who are trying to be pure artists, a far cry from the careerism that’s infected everything nowadays.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m fascinated by the late ‘70s to early ‘80s period. It’s kind of a melancholy era, trapped between the hangover of Watergate and the onset of AIDS and Reaganism, and the art from that period really reflects that I think.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Watched FAME (1980) last night. I thought it was great.
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted
Just got asked to leave the zoo because I told a mother of four that she was “fecund”
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted
Damn, @ me next time
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted
Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m an only child so this sibling stuff is just wild to me
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
In my house it’s more like “If the parents are too tired, the kids will try to destroy each other”
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
As a father of two I have to tell you that this absolutely untrue
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Post a meme made by you
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
All time banger imho
Sean T. Collins (@seantcollins.com) reposted
post a meme made by you
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
*I’ve seen. Good lord
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
People have long waited for the “T long last, have you no decency?” moment, but I maintain that the modern analog to that will be a prominent person confronting one of these chuds with a statement like “Bro, this is nerd shit. Why the fuck are you so obsessed with celebrities and restaurants?”
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Pretty much all the left wing screenshots I seen on Facebook come from Bluesky
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted
this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
I think part of what explains this is that during the GFC white collar companies fired every single person that didn’t have a college degree. Used to be a lot of un-degreed people in white collar jobs! That’s not really a thing that exists anymore.
Snowden St. (@snowden.st) reposted
Wrote down some of my scattered thoughts on the Last Days. Some of my feelings and questions, the insuffiency of our future celebrations, and a plea to Take A Pelt.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
That was very good
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I think a good bit would be to save all the simulated phishing attacks your company’s IT department sends you for months, like 50 of them, and then click the links in them all at once
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
“Democrats should—“ I’m gonna stop you right there. What evidence have you seen that Democrats will do anything
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I don’t really know or even care at this point what’s going on, but it was pretty routine during my politically aware life to hear a news report that said “The president is getting a colonoscopy today so Dick Cheney was briefly sworn in as president.” Impossible to imagine Trump allowing that.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I think this is actually an incredibly effective tactic, they did it to Joe Biden in 2020 to great success. It doesn’t cause people to blame Mamdani *now*, but rather to prime them to blame him after he’s elected
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, are you talking about Efrafa or Cowslip’s warren where Bigwig gets caught in the snare?
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Damn, @ me next time
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s the Reddit post www.reddit.com/r/newjersey/...
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
When your dad deals in cow liver
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
My other theory is that since they just moved a fleet down to Venezuela he’s locked in a SCIF planning the invasion
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a post on r/newjersey from a guy whose flying lesson was canceled because Trump was supposed to go to Bedminster today, but then Trump’s flight was canceled, so… 🤷🏻♂️
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Tie Your Mother Down
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Just got asked to leave the zoo because I told a mother of four that she was “fecund”
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I didn’t even know he was sick
Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Well lads, “Golden” just got added to my workout playlist
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up but given what everyone on here is talking about it’s worth pointing out that this dropped yesterday www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man. Mine too.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I mentioned THE PITT to the nurse that was taking care of me before my colonoscopy and she said it was one of the most accurate doctor shows she’d ever seen
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
So this was over 20 years ago, I’m sure the city has changed in that time
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
The one time I was in Memphis I was driving through a suburban looking neighborhood in the middle of the day and there were prostitutes just out walking on the sidewalks
Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted reply parent
No luck with the grackles this morning. I got super lucky and there were three hummingbirds that were eating bugs in the same 20 or so foot area, didn't get the shot but came pretty close, unfortunately they were flying in and out of shadows. Just a little out of focus.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Hurt my back a little doing squats the other day. Thought I had decent form but maybe not. Felt a twinge about halfway through my second set, finished the set, then called it quits. Had some mild soreness for the last couple of days, today feels a little better.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Common misconception. AR-15 stands for Auto-Revolver 15. It is a revolver that can hold 15 bullets. That’s why it’s so dangerous. No one thought a revolver could hold 15 bullet. 14, maybe
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
If you look like this DM me immediately
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Who would have the first amendment protections in his view? The chatbot? Or the company that owns the chatbot?
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
This came to me in a vision
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody ever deserved it more
hot jasper summer (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted
put it in the louvre
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
It would not surprise me in the least to learn that Adam was dating a Cuomo daughter
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I saw Cake in a basement club in Tallahassee in 1996, just as “The Distance” was becoming a hit
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
You guys act like we don’t want to be around people who merely want lower taxes. You know exactly what kind of political beliefs we don’t want our kids exposed to, Lakshya. Don’t be fucking cute.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy fuckin shit
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Every McMegan statement is written in this tone that suggests to me that the second part of her thought is “or not, who gives a shit”
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I have a seersucker bathrobe that was my dad’s. The tag says “Perry Ellis from the Men’s Store at Bloomingdale’s.” It’s in great condition and is probably older than I am. It’s a great summer weight bathrobe.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about a lady from Venus
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
They all fold in the end
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I wonder what morale at the FBI is like, now that they’re being in turned into a national force of beat cops
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Really? Taint? In the NYT? Why not “grundel,” I’ve heard that one before too. I mean my god this is the fucking New York Times, what was wrong with just saying perineum?
retiredpatriot.bsky.social (@retiredpatriot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Reistence to Tyranny is Obedience to God
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
The message discipline is truly astonishing. I don’t think anything like it has existed in history. The way polls among Republicans change overnight if Trump says something is incredible.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
What younger senators? I was just reading that Schumer recruited a bunch of septuagenarians to run next year!
Ginguy (@ginguy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I've been workshopping a paraphrase of an old Soviet joke- "We have equivalent media environments between the parties in the U.S. I can go on right wing media and say how the Democrats are all traitors. Similarly, I can go on left wing media and say how the Democrats are all traitors"
Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted
Every single person who thinks a trans person should just pipe down until we restore democracy is, in my view, an enemy of democracy. I’m not doing it.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw a Facebook lib post “When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty” the other day lol
Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I can’t recommend Bluesky if you host a game show
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Starshine it wasn’t until I got to your third skeet that I realized this was a quote from Andrew Cuomo and not Andrew Tate
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
“I watched a prostitute stab a clown!”
john freiler (@johnfreiler.bsky.social) reposted
no opinion on woke cracker barrel, but like 25 years ago i was eating there with my grandpa and he ordered a fried shrimp platter. at one point i looked at his plate and it was empty, and i asked if he was eating the tails. "what the hell do you care," he said
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Years later I watched it again with the buddy I mentioned. It starts out as this lighthearted adventure comedy, and then all of a sudden the rape and decapitation hit. I’ll never forget my friend turning to me at that point and saying “Boy, the tone of this film has changed dramatically!”
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
I got pretty fucked up watching this weird Indiana Jones ripoff called The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck when I was probably, like, 9 or 10? Full of sex and rape and a pretty graphic decapitation if I recall.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Vampire Hunter D is on Prime right now, I just watched it the other night!
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a good friend who grew up without cable and he used to tease me about how when we’d watch old movies together I’d suddenly go “NOW I remember this movie!” as soon as some titties flashed on screen
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Remo Williams! How many of us had our minds warped by seeing shit like Lethal Weapon on HBO when we were 8 years old
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably employed 3-5 model makers to build that town, which looks to have a footprint of… what, 6’x12’?
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
GodDAMN they made that shit go so hard
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven’t seen the sequel but I thought the original was really tedious
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus that’s a flashback to childhood
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
I’m probably an outlier but I read an article where a woman was talking about out how much her 8yo loved Minecraft and I thought “You let your kid use the computer?” I don’t let my kids anywhere near them!
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted
a price *increase* in a game console this late in its life cycle is nuts. trump needs to be thrown in prison before a loaf of bread costs 100 bucks.
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Weren’t they offering AI researchers literal billion dollar salaries just a few weeks ago?
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve been re-watching the Lethal Weapon movies, and it occurred to me that you couldn’t make these movies today because the bad guys—ex-Special Forces mercenaries, white South Africans, arms-dealing ex-cops—are all united with American police officers under the banner of Trumpism
kazradel.bsky.social (@kazradel.bsky.social) reposted
Post a Non-religious photo you think of as Holy
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social)
Folks, the doctors are saying I have one of the most beautiful colons they’ve ever seen. They’re calling it the “golden colon” and they kept me under anesthesia for longer than usual so they could invite other doctors from around town to come and look at it
patrick (@partnardy.bsky.social) reposted
In the 1997 film 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴: 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺, spy/lothario Austin Powers is unthawed after 30 years in cryogenic stasis. I don’t often go long on here but I feel the need to address something that’s been nagging at me. 🧵 (1/X)
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway the Lethal Weapon films are fucking bangers, and they’re all currently on Tubi
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha yes of course
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
And Roger Murtagh is canonically anti-apartheid, there’s a very clear shot of the family fridge with a big “STOP SOUTH AFRICA—END APARTHEID” bumper sticker on it in the first movie
Cosimo Kramedici (@slurmslurper.bsky.social) reply parent
Lethal Weapon 2 is fucking woke as hell, man. The central premise of the movie is about a black cop up against a bunch of apartheid S.A. diplomats who keep calling him “kaff*r” which I’ve only just learned is as offensive in SA as the n-word is here