Every Republican accusation is a confession
Software ate the world and then spent most of the last decade shitting it back out
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Every Republican accusation is a confession
Seems like a safe blue seat. I'm glad he's opening it up for someone younger.
Is there any possibility that this will have a silver lining; that small, efficient European cars could be sold in the US?
As a Democrat, is Newsom's week of positive press long enough for me to start attacking him?
Someone in comments (and now I can't find the actual comment, sorry) said the best Star Wars trilogy is now Andor, Rogue One and Star Wars Ep 4, and you know what, I'm here for that argument, call it the "Death Star Trilogy"
Democrats, assuming you ever return to power and are still too chickenshit to defund ICE, can you at least make their official colors lilac and puce?
#stolenjoke ⬆️
Want to re-fund NOAA? Tell Trump the climate models are 13 years old
I don't have a subscription anymore but did you write a couple of paragraphs about how a Democrat, 20-years ago, once said something that was problematic #fairandbalanced
It's ironic that liberals, including my parents, chose fossil fuels over nuclear. Putin isn't the only one that has a successfully manufactured consent
That is not what Zuck spent all that money for!!! I think he needs another donation to the Trump library
I'd walk over glass shards to vote for him over literally any Republican or DSA
PBS: after 40 years of sane-washing Republicans we really, truly, desperately need donations from the audience we've been gaslighting that entire time
This is the 10th sandwich update and the 0th Epstein update I've seen from the Bezos Post today
I'm glad you're covering this important non-Epstein related news
Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
My reporting has come to the attention of Ghislaine Maxwell’s attorney. Here’s the response I provided to the @thedailybeast.bsky.social
So much for the Epstein exhibit 😥
Damn! Is that Matt Damon or another incredibly handsome and/or rich celebrity?
What does he say about the child fucking?
That is a huge blue cock!
Any title about stupid Trump shit that doesn't begin with "In an attempt to distract the nation from Epstein, Trump did X" is journalistic malpractice
Obviously the solution is to merge the low population ones as we create new ones. DC? Merge North and South Dakota. Puerto Rico? Wyontana.
I guess now we know where some of the Epstein files are stored
And a goof afternoon to you, sir!
Did you get a quote from a climate scientist on how quickly the ice will melt? Much easier to mine without those glaciers in the way
The man predicted the future and he told you exactly how it was going to happen, too
Zuck's donation to the inauguration is paying off!
Now that the Republicans have cut funding can @npr.org and @pbsnews.org stop the both-siderism masquerading as impartiality? I know it's hard to break a 40 year habit, but it is important.
Bravo! Possibly the best department in Baltimore working to make the city safer. Now let's get some more bike lanes and traffic calming!?!
This country is fucked if a bunch of whining NIMBYs can keep roads dangerous for kids walking in their neighborhood
Cars ruin everything around me
Is it related to Epstein-(behind-)Barr syndrome?
Isn't Peter Thiel a NZ citizen now? 🤣
I'm sad you spent most of the last decade obsessed with Hillary's emails and Joe's stutter. You carry a lot of the blame for this
No they won't. And if they do there's a housing shortage in NYC and there's thousands of professionals waiting to move in.
Stop talking about Epstein or next week they'll be 100%!!!!
Is there a Trump tweet screenshot "real or fake" checker? I don't think Snopes can keep up on their own
To be fair, they were idiots for bailing out this asshole
I just heard about the new "get the media to stop talking about Epstein tariffs"
Oh I miss my CB550
Someone asked me why I have an unending font of vitriol for the NYT. I think it's because of how much I looked up to that paper and the people who worked there. Because of what it represented to nerds like me that got into reporting because of the Times. Now they're soft. It just sucks is all.
Thank god the people I follow here don't think the children deserved this. However, a few have pointed out that Republican cuts to the weather service and NOAA and ignoring climate change will result in more children dying which isn't the same thing
Have you endorsed him for Mayor yet?
Nah, I'm good. I know where you stand.
Coincidentally every Republican's "blind" trust just sold healthcare stock and bought private prison stock.
Got this in my morning email. This is why they win, because they are not ashamed to do propaganda.
"Garbanzo or chickpeas become lentils when the outer cover is hulled" ChatGPT write that for you?
Booo... The joke is garbanzo bean and chickpea! It's funny because a garbanzo bean and a chickpea are the same thing. Jesus fucking Christ! Lentil?!? Fucking children
The term "insect apocalypse" refers to the significant decline in insect populations worldwide ... up to 75% in the past 50 years ... [with] risks to ecosystems and agriculture. But, sure, some assholes wants to poison more. Let's interview them!
Definitely got loaded up with corporate debt after the acquisition: "In 2014, Del Monte Foods Inc. was acquired by the Philippines' Campos Group-owned Del Monte Pacific Limited in an acquisition deal that cost US$1.67 billion."
Private equity, I assume?
It's always a scam with "moderate" Republicans. They vote to proceed then cast a meaningless vote against
Just a periodic reminder that Jill Stein voters gave us the fourth, fifth and sixth Republican votes on the Supreme Court. PS Ralph Nader voters gave us two of the remaining three.
Rent-stabilization helps the vulnerable! Reality: ✅ A $3M trust fund = eligible ✅ $50k "key money" bribe = skip waitlist ✅ Inherit lease via "succession rights" Meanwhile: ❌ Family earning $45k = "credit risk" ❌ Homeless = "no guarantor" Policy failure masquerading as compassion
These can't be real, right? Snopes help us out, please?
The only dumb one is the "rent freeze" unless it's accompanied by massive building to increase supply
NOTE: the actual auction can be see by clicking the "Auction" tab at the top. I had to visit three times before I saw it.
Zoning to allow storefronts with awnings would also help.
What worries me about the NYC election is that historically when a "centrist" wins after being attacked from the left they shift right to punish progressives. Attacked from the right, they move to the right to triangulate . tl;dr "centrist" candidates are going to fuck you one way or the other.
The fabled cynicism just curdled into selfishness
In retaliation, Iran is going to send anonymous, masked kidnappers dressed in quasi-military, police gear to grab people off the street
"Yes, Ciattarelli wants Trump to send Marines to tear gas preschools, but the Democratic candidate once wore a tan suit." - The NY Time Editorial Board
There's a lot of Skiberals dunking on Klein but not a lot of solutions offered to: "A world in which local regulations drive the cost of an affordable housing unit in a Washington, D.C., project to $1.2 million...is a world in which the left simply cannot house the people it has promised to house."
I guess The Walt Disney Corporation doesn't like accurate reporting?
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to figure out the Trump tariffs on this
Lots of people asking about my plans for the 2028 election. I have a new, radical two-step process I intend to deploy: 1. Vote for my preferred candidate in the primary 2. Vote for whichever dem wins the primary in the general
The tiny headline on the Bezos Post called this exceeding "a climate goal" which sounds much more positive
So fucking frustrating... viewfromthewing.com/southwest-ca...
The Water Knife - Paolo Bacigalupi
Jesus! You ok?
Tim Apple thought the $1,000,000 for Trump's inauguration party was the only bribe he'd have to pay. What a maroon!
Nov 5, 2024: The day climate change won the war on climate change.
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social and @cnn.com I think we found some of that cognitive decline!
I think there's going to be a lot of ICE shredding a lot of evidence around late November 2028 (assuming we still have elections by then)
Is the problem liking or reposting? Because if it's just liking a tweet then mea culpa.
Today l learned that my local diner may have killed their shrimp salad
Bezos, stop doing the fascist's work for them. If they want to make the case that 4 numbers have a secret meaning, let them make their case
Congestion pricing was designed to finance more than $15 billion in critical transit upgrades in New York City. Those investments will take years. But the parallel changes at street level are already apparent. Here’s what we know so far. nyti.ms/4mbuGg0
The plane bribe conveniently distracts us from the crypto bribes which was effective in distracting us from the $DJT bribes
It's weird how CPB/PBS/NPR constantly sanewashing Republicans didn't end up helping them
If, as it looks increasingly likely, the entire Trump administration is a Russian opp, then pissing off our allies is part of the plan
DOGE "fixes" the government the way I diagnose electrical issues at my house by switching fuses off to see what stops working
If he says he's not guilty I believe him. We should let him go.
Blue cities need to stop electing shitty Republicans just because they claim to be Democrats for one election season
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
Is losing her purse covered under her homeowner's insurance? Because if it is, it's a lot more likely this is simply insurance fraud.
Let me get this straight: Fringe extremist infiltrates a major political party, rises to the rank of Vice President, throws around diplomatic weight to force a meeting with the Pope, and then MURDERS said Pope? Folks. This is a Dan Brown novel.
We won't need nature. AI will be able to generate plausible stories and images of what nature was.
Ancient proverb: The best time to chop down a tree is 20 years ago so you use the proceeds to invest in an IRA. The second best time is now just to fuck over the grandchildren
Your body is now so specialized to 64-mile bike rides that literally no other activity is possible. This is your life now.
If you die it's your fault since you obviously weren't healthy!
...someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying!
I'll renew my @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com subscriptions the day they run a front page headline acknowledging that the U.S. debt is predominantly due to Republican tax cuts
Every cloud has a silver lining
How about "loans against stock" count as income?
I just used a DEI* stamp on mail to Texas. What's the chance it gets delivered? * I'm assuming the 19th Amendment is considered woke these days
