Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
So they killed a boatload of people so they can make a war. I mean, they do need somewhere to put all the people they’re illegally arresting.
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So they killed a boatload of people so they can make a war. I mean, they do need somewhere to put all the people they’re illegally arresting.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Italy seems to think so.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
I think Graham Greene would have gotten a giggle out of this.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda love/hate you right now.
Ken Plume (@kenplume.bsky.social) reposted
Growing up, this was our DEADWOOD.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
They also get suicidal. I suspect that like most things it’s a little true and a little fanciful.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
You got the Highway of Tears, the cluster of men on Vancouver Island, and probably so many others who we’ll never even know because the West Coast has always been a wanderer’s paradise. 99.9% of people can be wonderful. But you get a million people or so, there are bad eggs.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I bet everyone in BC knows at least one person who just vanished and no one ever found them. Look at population versus prolific serial killers, & there’s outsized dark shit out here. All LONG before the population explosion post 2000: Pig Farm, Green River Killer, Bundy, Olson.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
So I’m learning that you shouldn’t hitchhike on Vancouver Island because some believe a serial killer is at work.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
The songwriting that this dude does — so fast! This was a few days ago.
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Jesse Welles is one of the most incredible creatives operating in the current American political climate. He is the Woody Guthrie of our times. His protest songs are coming out fast and furious. This song is… yep. Give it a listen.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha. Well, I say stuff like that all the time but didn’t think a flippant nuts on pizza post would go off. Ha.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll meet you there one day since I never drink much but also am 99% gluten free so I can’t do beer, and still haven’t come for that beer you promised me. Haha. But if you ever wanna meet for a lunch or something, holler.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Just google “walnut pizza” and see what kinds of ideas are out there. Ditto pistachio. Think of white pizzas — they’re so flexible. I don’t use a lot of them but maybe you want to. I tend to find 1/4 cup or less sufficient for a pie. Sicilians would use less.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I am not your pizza nut guru & don’t want to give cooking tips all night. I didn’t think this post would blow up tonight. Nuts that work on pizzas because they are in Italy are: walnuts, pine nuts, pistachios. Thick crust = longer cooking time & needs bigger nuts. Thin crust — pine nuts okay.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever. Just don’t want it too small to burn. So thick crust versus thin is different cooking times.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Pineapples can die in a fire. I’m sure someone has made a good fig pizza but I don’t think it would be my jam. :)
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I know others have come along but I still think the Prima Strada on Cook makes one hell of a pizza. There’s a reason they got ranked in the top 10 in Canada one year.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Prima Strada on Cook — that was a seasonal special they did one night.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes — if thin crust, sure! If thick crust, they may be too small to handle 20+ min in an oven. But if it’s thin crust, I’m sure they would be nice!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
I •did• gnaw on my lip. It’s fat on the right side. Gonna ice it so I don’t look like I lost a fight tomorrow. Pfft. Who needs pride?
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
You have the power to change that. :)
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
And yeah, I quipped at one point that this might be the nicest summer for the rest of our lives, so enjoy it, but I was only half joking.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate it when the wildlife smoke. You’d think they’d prefer fresh air too. (Teehee)
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, your problem is eating pizzas from national chains. I haven’t done that in 15 years or more. Looks like Vera Pizzeria in Winnipeg would be a good option.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s on sale at Thrifty’s this week, the 1-kilo thick sliced Compliments is $12.99 (normal 21.99) and I am picking it up before it goes off sale tomorrow! So yeah. Yep! And baking bread in a few minutes. Might be a sandwich. :)
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder id you and @vanadissaves.bsky.social are talking about the same joint — I think you’re both in BC. bsky.app/profile/vana...
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe it. A Facebook friend used to tell me how good his local Arizona pizzeria was and I scoffed, and then Netflix picked him as their lead pizza guy. Haha.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
New to you. 😉
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch the Netflix Chef’s Table: Pizza episode on Chris Bianca. His famous pistachio pie I described is featured. But I was in Sicily for 6 weeks. Pistachios are common with things like cream, leek, Italian sausages, etc. Walnuts with ricotta, peaches, etc.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
My late-season lettuce looks incredible. I have to do a fully loaded salad tomorrow. Last Friday’s rain did amazing things. 🌱
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
You will like it. No need to pre-toast them or anything. :)
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah — that one. Lucky you!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
A joint near here does seasonal peaches, ricotta, and walnuts. Then basil and arugula to serve.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you’re vegetarian— hah! Ignore that. Both my pies tonight were vegetarian — one with just cheese and homegrown cherry tomatoes, olive oil, and then fresh basil when serving. The other was cheese/pisachio/red onion/rosemary/oil/salt. Really becoming a being veggie pizza fan.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re both very similar but when you put raw Italian sausage on in 1/2” balls, they cook to perfection and it’s slow enough that the crust can absorb the fat. It’s amazing. :)
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy in Netflix Chef’s Table: Pizza does the red onion & pistachio one. I first had nuts on pizza at a Sicilian pizza shop in Sofia, Bulgaria, that remains one of the nicest pizzas I’ve ever had — Italian sausage balls, red onions, pistachios, a light cream sauce, rosemary, mozzarella.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
This has made me decide to take an extra day off for my birthday, for a 5-day weekend. Thanks. Have a wonderful break. Do YOU.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Folks, if you’ve never put nuts on pizza, you’re missing out. Sicilians like pistachios, & walnuts are not uncommon in northern Italy. Nuts absorb cheese oil, they get toasty but soft. There’s a famous one with only pistachios, red onions, olive oil, rosemary, salt, mozza. To die for.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Eating pizza carefully with a semi-frozen mouth. Mostly just the right side of my lips now. Hopefully I have a tongue in the morning.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Geez. No thanks!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
I hope this sends other vets into a fury.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? Yeesh.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
There is near-zero chance America gets out of these next four years without getting into a war. This kind of behaviour will have consequences eventually.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks so nice and bright. I hate "internal" apartments but wouldn't if they were all that bright. Nice!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure I'm gonna be all fucked up after eating!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
This is one of the great bits of film trivia. Dick Tracy wasn't even a good adaptation. Great thread I repost every time it comes around.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently now the lower-price smaller cars are practically special order because they've found if they make people wait weeks, they will just order the next class up because it'll get them in a new car sooner. It's all a scam.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
lol
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Why this isn't against the law is beyond me. It's time for provincial or even national lease control for retail spaces. RETAIL STOREFRONTS ARE PART OF COMMUNITY. WHEN THEY VACATE AND CHAINS MOVE IN, IT DESTROYS COMMUNITY. This is wrong.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
My dental appointment cost more than I expected, considerably. Sigh. So much for feeling like I have any money in my birthday month. Ugh. And now my face is frozen up to my right eye.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly what I figured.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently I may have sped up how long the on-ramp was for Booker's deal but it felt almost immediate to me. Apparently might have been a few weeks. But I was dubious about him for a while and then started seeing smacktalk about him with Blacksky, etc, so I thought "oh, it's not just me, then."
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, I was thinking Ralphie's mom woulda lost her mind on that lamp.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I know, I don't trust him at all anymore. I mean, at least wait a week after grandstanding to announce a book deal so it at least doesn't seem like you organized it beforehand. ugh. gross.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, if from Christmas Story, but this is a "statement piece," Yvonne. Come on!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, no. i just fucking hate that he did that stupid filibuster-not-a-filibuster and then announced a book deal about it like 45 minutes later or something ridiculous. used to love him, but now i think he's a fraud.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
lol. Someone on Marketplace has listed this “leg lamp” as a ‘statement piece’. It’s $650! I mean, the lampshade is entirely wrong for it, for starters.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
For what, a book deal?
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Later, Booker added, "Now that I've been offered a six-figure book deal to propose, I finally had the motivation to take action."
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Later, Booker added, "Now that I've been offered a six-figure book deal to propose, I finally had the motivation to take action."
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Netanyahu is a war criminal and should meet his end in the Hague after a trial proves he's evil incarnate. Mob justice bad, mmkay, but the International Criminal Court is great at retribution. There, is that politically correct enough for you, @safety.bsky.app?
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Never saw caffeine cause road deaths, etc, though.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
If YOU think modern TV/movies are dark, you have no idea. My job means I have to find the shot change, where a scene changes in a single frame, and that means down to 1/24th of a second. Such eye strain.
🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander (@jay.holtslander.ca) reposted
Kept myself busy on the long weekend and built a security plugin for Wordpress that auto updates a Cloudflare firewall with known malicious IPs imported from AbuseIPDB. Working great so far. Hope to release it to the world soon.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
The only thing better than going back to work after a holiday monday is trying to concentrate on going back to work after a day off when there is yardwork, construction, and a looming dental appointment. [stares in "is it Friday yet?"]
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
@photosbypharos.bsky.social this sounds like it's up your grandkid's alley!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
wow...
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
I used to be lucky enough to caption the series Goosebumps from RL Stine, which was always smart and much better than you'd expect for a show aimed at tweens. Delighted to find out I'm working on an RL Stine Halloween movie for Tubi! Such autumn, much autumn.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
you betcha
Rachel (@sisigwad.bsky.social) reposted
Many are back to SCU,ȻEL today - so here is a great Youtube on learning SENĆOŦEN (the language of W̱SÁNEĆ Peoples) by MENEŦIYE. I am so grateful to MENEŦIYE’s family, who have shared their language and worldviews with me. #CSaan
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
There was another lot, too, where I'd photographed stags eating, as a couple brothers would forage together, but that lot was a regular haunt for them, for puddles and grass. It, too, is now being developed. I mean, there's tons of nature around me and YET those spots were coveted by wildlife.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never really realized this until this year. A character home got removed from a lot here and it sat abandoned for a couple years. Dogs would lose their mind in passing and I'd tell people there were rabbit poops, etc, all through the property. Well, it's being built now, so, that's over.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Used to wonder why smart women I knew became kinda bitchy and cold in their 50s and 60s, and now I'm turning 52 and I'm bitchy and cold, 'cos I'm cynical and mad, 'cos I see how this shit is going. Lemme tell you, I'm getting back on my strength-training bullshit now.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
The link won't work, so:
Sarah Tuttle (@niais.bsky.social) reposted
ohmergerd, kid just passed me a picture of a sign that said "Respect people's pronouns, or yours will be was/were" and now we are collectively deceased from joy.
Michael Coyle (@oplopanax.ca) reposted
I tried to hard to get an organization I work with to get off Twitter. They refused so I asked them what metrics would they need to change their minds, but they had no answers. They never addressed the fact that it is owned by a white supremacist who actively promotes nationalism & the far right
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, the moustache IS back. :(
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
In Australia. Nice to see a Nazi getting arrested gently like this:
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
What would save a lot of future speculation and hassle is if the old dude would just stroke out in the middle of his dumb announcement today. Be great for ratings. Best ratings ever. He could go out on top. He'd love that shit. One for the ages. Has someone told him this?
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Scheduled in 30 min.
Michelle Gamage (@michellegamage.bsky.social) reposted
ATTN Sunshine Coast: Have you recently eaten at Pepper Creek Pizza & Pasta or Sea Monkey Coffee? Then you may have been exposed to Hep A and should check out this public health notice: www.vch.ca/en/health-to... You may be able to get vaccinated to prevent illness, or can self-monitor at home
Jessica Valenti (@jessicavalenti.bsky.social) reposted
Pro tip for covering pregnancy-related arrests: don't use the word 'infant' before finding out what actually happened. More often than not, these are miscarriages, but outlets will repeat the language cops use - smearing women in the process www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I didn't know they had an existing aerospace industry. Just sounded like more glad-handing bullshit. Still seems like a stupid waste of money but hey!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, man, but he had the best straight face. He's the kinda guy that a comedian, if they see him laughing, they KNOW the joke works.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch here:
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Ooh, this article mentions a 1991 movie where Greene became quite the icon for First Nations people across Canada. I've never seen it. Turns out it's on Tubi: www.imdb.com/title/tt0101...
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so glad he lived long enough to get his flowers from the national government, though. I'm sure that was a wonderful moment.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha. Chains saved my ass one early morning in the Yukon back in '94 when I fucked up and went down the wrong hill. Boy, if I owned a car, I'd always have chains in the back now.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for sharing that — that's one of the great things about him was he had such a casual sense of humour and could really steal a scene with a little quip.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Aww. Graham Greene. I'm glad there's so much stuff with him for us to reflect on, especially Canadian content like this. I need to watch more of this, because Red Green's barely keeping it together when it gets to the "hamburger" comment at the end.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
He seems like a nice person but… yeah. A big disconnect there. I didn’t mind running into him occasionally but he came daily, so. Heh.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
I love following this account but never repost because of the lack of alt text, but this one… oof. Alt text: street-level window on regal old stone building with a man who had had better days sleeping on the sidewalk with a cardboard box — in the window a wealthy young girl dressed in white waves
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
He came to work dressed like that!
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeesh.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! He was our building cleaner for the last 5 years but I haven’t seen him in a couple months and saw the new guy today.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Once upon a time we lived in a world where mergers were infrequent & monopolies were not allowed. All that changed in the ‘80s. These mega brands are the worst thing to ever happen to people. They have too much power over everything from nature to payrolls. When we win the class war, we end them.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social) reply parent
I shoulda taken a picture of their plates and reported it. Really stupid way to damage roads.
Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 (@snarkysteff.bsky.social)
Delighted to learn the cleaning dude is no longer with my building. He was neurodivergent but also just really weird and abrasive. Used to have a 4” spike collar, etc, and just… brought very weird vibes into the building. I always tried to avoid him. New guy seems chill.