You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again. http://tee.pub/lic/j5d4TE0HqAk
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Do we even know if it’s an in person thing? Maybe he just posts something on Truth Social
The Pats under Belichick made the playoffs once without Brady and they lost in the wild card. Maybe it was Brady?
Someone is going to have to write a "here's why Rahm sucks" piece in the national press, for the benefit of those in the national press who have no damn memories. Besides Laquan McDonald, here's an example: he is to the right of Pelosi, and his alleged acumen almost doomed the ACA.
How badly does Michael Jordan’s box reeks of tequila, cigar smoke and poker chips?
Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.
I worked a retail job for a year where I was on my feet close to 40 hours a week and the pounds dropped off without any change in my diet.
The whole MAHA thing is funny. I don't doubt that we could do with fewer plastics and color dyes. But isn't the real problem obvious? Humans evolved to walk long distances, every day, and eat whatever trash we found along the way. But contemporary Americans literally never walk.
He’s uploading his consciousness to an AI and he will remain president
Was great on Echo, excellent in the Green Mile too
Crazy thing is my kids were in camp for the bulk of the summer at their school, but probably with half the number of kids or less.
Yeah between standard back to school check up stuff and back to school illness stuff…
Two weeks into the school year and we already have a sick kid. Please tell me again how we should have reopened the schools earlier during Covid
“I shidded myself”
According to replies it’s just standard holiday closures
Reminder that using pork as a taunt is also an ages old antisemitic trope as well, and based on that avatar this person wouldn’t mind doing that too.
Saw it yesterday, it was very enjoyable. Also the theater was all parents with their kids
Also, rfk is a know anti vaxxer. He’s not cautious. He believes they are all dangerous.
And why would rfk pull all this mRNA funding? Instead of, you know, researching it more?
So the government is too much in our lives or not in our lives enough?
Ok but this is a perfect example…one reason medicine, including vaccines, cost so much is because the normal process for approval by the us government can take years. It’s a costly endeavor that gets passed on to Americans.
Oh please god
Hi, what the fuck is going on at Walter Reed?
We are still going to be really fucked this winter. Less people than ever will be getting the Covid vaccine
What JD Vance imagines will happen versus what will happen.
His goal is to get rid of vaccines. He’s changing the parameters for who is eligible for starters. He’s ending funding for MRNA, which is truly one of the most amazing advances in medical history. When the COVID vaccine one is the few things I would happily give Trump credit for.
Ok RFK Jr, in his quest to make people “healthy” is just introducing a different way for the government to be in your life, no? No more vaccines. His goal is to not even give people that choice.
Then Life Aquatic and Fantastic Mr Fox. Both with Baumbach
It’s these three, Grand Budapest and Moonrise for me. Only one was co-written by Roman
It’s just a different way to have the government in our lives is all.
Yeah, the July/August swoon killed the vibes for me big time
Yeah that all sounds great, but it feels to me like Trump is trying to get us into new wars and trying to get the government deeper into our lives.
The cubs playing in a first round wild card against either the dodgers or padres does absolutely nothing for me. But it could get tom two or three playoff games, which he would absolutely love. But don’t go any deeper than that.
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
The United States had one of the worst COVID outcomes in the entire world from a body count standpoint. Anyone who argues with a straight face we were TOO cautious is an unserious imbecile.
It’s a matter of perception. I perceive Obama as having come into office and attempting to give POC hope for more equality. Some people perceived it as him saying whites are evil and started the tea party in response. And it snowballed from there.
Yeah his apology a couple days ago was not terrible. But he also played Trump’s inaugural so…
What is that?
The accounts applauding Newsom are mostly fake and the real people doing so are fascist and don’t realize it.
He’s going to build a multi-use tunnel that can both help with flooding issues and also be used as a hyperloop It’ll be as simple as flipping a switch from Flood Water Mitigation to For Wheeled Mobility. They’ll have to abbreviate the words though.
It was easier to hide Biden’s deterioration because the premise of his presidency was that you wouldn’t have to think about him, which is the opposite premise of Trump’s presidency.
Some really disappointing names in here, like Hannibal Buress, Jim Jeffries, Bill Burr…but also not surprising names like Louis, Chappelle, Aziz, Segura, Whitney Cummings…
They will happily do it
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Expert here. What happens is the generative AI you fed this to is a piece of shit that tried to extrapolate a shadow into what statistically should be flesh, while you sat there loudly saying "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." like a dipshit.
Oh yeah definitely, it’s also the larger Republican Party, George bush and especially Reagan. But Trump is president how. The president of the United States is almost always the most talked about person in this country and many other countries
This AI slop is just as pathetic as when maga idiots do it with muscled trump holding a gun and a flag. Do better.
Also, Trump is the president. Every other day he says or does something stupid or dangerous. He’s the topic du jour constantly.
You had that Biden photo locked and loaded. And you rubes are still obsessed with locking up Hillary and Obama
Got my sign ready for today's Labor Day Protest. You can steal this idea if you wanna. It will likely get a bit of attention.
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If you looked up “doddering”
They’re not legally allowed to use the word “certify”
Heard our President is having a spa day today.
The White House announces that this Labor Day President Trump will lay down his burden and embrace the rest eternal.
“Success” lmfao fuck off
happy labor day
James Balls, imo
I was already pretty done with the news media but seeing clips yesterday from the Sunday shows where an anchor is like “but what if living in a Police State does reduce car jackings? Why would you be against that?” probably was the end
Pope Bob continuing Pope Francis's love of making moves that anger the trads.
Couch Fucker going to be so upset
The Workers Over Billionaires Rally in Park Ridge is at Prospect, Touhy, and Northwest Highway. Starts at noon. If I see Bob from Niles, I'll post a pic. "Yeah, I was here to see Minions. What are these protesters so mad about? How can they be mad at Minions?" www.mobilize.us/aflcio/event...
The woman in this video
Larry David made the right decision to write himself divorcing Cheryl Hines on Curb
Someone should [REDACTED] him
RFK Jr: “If you’ve ever compared an unvaccinated kid to a vaccinated kid… you see the bright eyes, the engagement, the social interactions, the curiosity. And you compare them to the child who even had one or two vaccines, and they’re completely different.“ This man is an existential threat.
There’s no way the princess di Good Samaritan law would relate here at all
Watching the Seinfeld finale for the first time in a while and they were clearly railroaded this is insane
By call center you mean…customer service?
Look, a meth lab is still a lab
That’s actually marinara sauce
Jazz? Like marijuana cigarettes? Sounds dangerous
Hearing the news
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
I wish Kosinski was just directing this movie, but still good news www.avclub.com/star-wars-st...
The iPhone camera is just unbelievably good. It’s insane sometimes, I forget how good it is
White bread is 100% an avatar of the 1950s when black people had no rights
Like, good for him that he helped this person but the crash seems unrelated
Assholes
Of course these stupid assholes can’t beat the worst team in baseball on the day when the brewers lost
I'm not saying they're having him shamble his decrepit ass to the car while keeping the press pool at a photos-of-Bigfoot distance only to just quickly circle around and sneak him back through another entrance, but I'm also not confident that's *not* what they're doing.
I think it’s his granddaughter but it’s uncanny
Yeah I miss all this stuff
ABC News is still calling RFK Jr. a “vaccine skeptic.” The dude was one of the most prominent anti-vaccine activists for decades. There’s video of him in 2023 saying that there’s no vaccine which is safe and effective. You can call him an anti-vaccine activist!
Well shit. What are are odds Rudy and Donny go in the same week
If he’s not dead, he’s definitely on death’s door
Donald Trump has invented a new kind of fascism, all the nasty, authoritarianism of the old fascism, but this time the trains *don't* run on time.
Grok, when it finally gains sentience
I can’t find the lie in this.
I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
HAPPENING NOW: Judge Sparkle Sooknanan holds an emergency hearing as the Trump admin is reportedly trying—imminently—to deport hundreds of Guatemalan children without required process or access to representation. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71240...
“Triples is best. Bypass triple bypass”
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