The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
Probably the same guy that hates Led Zeppelin
Troops hanging out in the DC metro today, displaying assault rifles, doing absolutely nothing
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Definitely not with only half a guitar.
Watch what Don Jr does with his left hand. This needs to be streaming inside the Capitol, Senate chamber, House chamber, and hologrammed across the White House and Department of Homeland Security.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
The National Guardners
And then...you're not going to believe this...then he said he wanted my support for the Nobel Peace Prize or he would slap us with tariffs...
Do you think DJT went under anesthesia and that JD was temporarily sworn in?
My god! It exists! istrumpdeadyet.com
Trump limits National Guard assignments to 29 days at a time to keep the called up service members from getting healthcare and housing benefits while on duty. And the NG troops are catching on. Stereotypical Trump. Don't give those losers and suckers an extra dime. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...
First printing scheduled for January 2029
I just figure that a royal degree was the level above the third degree.
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee has the chance to do the funniest thing. @govpressoffice-m.bsky.social
www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri... lmao they’re activating them for 29 days over and over so they don’t get full active duty pay
This “explicit” is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. It’s not ambiguous.
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
The War Against Labor Day
me seeing all the “trump went golfing”pics today
Well, since we’re now on the subject of Andrew Cuomo’s work experience when he was in his late teens, a reminder of the role he played in his dad’s 1977 campaign:
I just now searched NY Times for info on Trump's illness or bruised hand or health concerns - nothing came up. They spent weeks covering Biden's age after the debate. Their bias is quite stunning.
Maybe a hot take but this really does feel like the worst, most egregious ex of news media legitimacy collapse as an institution, even worse than their pre-Iraq War boosting, bc *literally the thing they said was the most impt thing* is actually happening w this president now & they cant be arsed
Urgently needed
I can
Pics or it didn’t happen
Inquiring minds want to know
“…I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.” My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
we really don’t talk about this enough
"January 6 survivor and former MPD Officer Michael Fanone launches a campaign demanding that federal officers remove their masks, advocating for transparency." Check out our new D.C. campaign demanding federal agents take off their mask! @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Have a great weekend everybody!
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
When that doesn’t work he can send in the military and take the Peace Prize by force. 🍊🦧
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
istrumpdeadyet.com
The laughter in Seoul, Tokyo, Frankfurt, Ottawa, New Delhi, Brasília and Beijing must be .. hearty. 🤡 @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
Yes because America currently has such a sterling reputation
My god! It exists! istrumpdeadyet.com
Additional downside: It's very easy to leave the keys in the car and then walk away! Now the criminal doesn't even need the laptop.
keyless ignition is one of the all time worst technological trade-offs ever
The only person of color will be Snoop Dogg
Is this the guy that also suggested there's money to be made selling your "extra" kidney?
"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷
Don’t be a tease! Seriously, though, him hiding behind his desk and always sitting down is not a good sign.
Feel free to copy some Intel chip designs and tank the government’s stake.
Get in, loser, we're laughing at the NYPD!
hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today
How about the links between manufacturing and sales of guns in the US.? Call me crazy, but it might just be the guns.
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
For a party that is constantly pushing for “free market capitalism” they sure don’t practice what they preach
I would leave my own house if I put this on
I remember from previous cycles that when inflation starts spiking middle income consumers begin to bargain shop by downscaling to DG and similar stores. Perhaps this effect is in play here.
Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back. "The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."
@merriam-webster.com I know that all words are just made up, but nonce is more made up than most others. Based on this definition, nonce is a nonce word.
Nice sky this morning in NY 🌅
Is he covering for his own crime or was he trying to frame the ice cream business / personnel?
god american pharma commercials are just so insane. like every part of the ecosystem that results in these ads is so broken and exploitative and then we get ads for specific prescription medications and the voice over tells you how the medication could harm you. it's straight absurdism. unserious!
I was thinking the other day about how people used to walk down the street or ride a bike while carrying a boom box and we were all subjected to that. Headphones and ear buds initially solved that but the pendulum has swung back again. I often wear my ear buds and listen to nothing on the train.
I wrote something: People Don't Use Headphones in Public Anymore and I Hate it
anyways good on the vanity fair staffers for taking a stand against the constant attempts to normalize this fuckin corrupt administration and every single fuck in it
Pretty sure he’s not headed to Martha’s Vineyard
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
🚨 The CDC as we know it is being severely altered tonight. In addition to the CDC director being ousted, the Post is reporting that several senior leaders are leaving as well. Here are from two of the resignations:
The recently selected chair of a North Carolina county Board of Elections was charged for allegedly drugging ice cream from Dairy Queen with MDMA and Cocaine and giving them to his two grandchildren
Ya know, it’s not terribly hard to get a BMI > 30. Also, “physical inactivity”? WTF is that?
It is a tribute to our dysfunctional information environment that right-wingers can basically commit 99% of the domestic terrorism, for *decades*, and that simple fact never penetrates to the public. They pay zero political price.
This is doo-doo process 💩
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
Damn, he was so close to getting run over by that Jeep.
@anntelnaes.bsky.social
Gonna make the trains run on time, amirite?
LOL 😂
Positioning in the room is key to not getting caught. Next to Trump: he can't see you but you're on TV Across from Trump: exact opposite of above. You need to be as far left or right as you can to avoid being seen yawning, rolling eyes, etc.
Looks like they're writing a sternly worded letter.
That's gonna have to cool down for a while
"ICE Gives No-Bid SUV Contract to Republican Donor with a History of Fraud" The $2.25M award for ICE recruitment vehicles seemed to go around normal contracting procedures. Read Jason Paladino's latest scoop for Zeteo:
Republicans are the party of small government and are business friendly. 🙃 🤡
Classic Trump admin, getting caught conducting a covert influence op on ally's territory with a population <60k.
Dying at the book he's reading
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING Democrat Catelin Drey FLIPS Iowa SD-1 — a district Trump won by 11.5 points in 2024 — defeating Republican Christopher Prosch in a landslide special election and breaking the GOP supermajority.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
I’ll bet you didn’t know that there’s an Easy button on the Resolute Desk. It’s right next to the Diet Coke button.
Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.
@merriam-webster.com What’s another socioeconomic term for “state-managed capitalism”? Please let me know and I’ll marx it down for future reference.
They’re not making the slightest pretense of doing anything but weaponizing a federal agency against Trump’s enemies, and the New York Times’ response is “Well played, sire!”
I got a allen wrench to keep
Yes. It's usually one thing at a time but now we have multiple fronts: Universities, ICE, Nat Guard, INTC, Fed.
Good god - people are still downloading Threads?
dont forget about the AG of Texas! www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/k...
The Chinese Trump impersonator doing a bit on Hot Pot is delightful
Years ago we’d have concluded that he was ill.
