Future Headline: "Roberts Supreme Court Rules 6-3 In Favor Of Making Souvenirs Out Of Skins Of Disappeared Migrant Asylum Seekers"
Future Headline: "Roberts Supreme Court Rules 6-3 In Favor Of Making Souvenirs Out Of Skins Of Disappeared Migrant Asylum Seekers"
Mika who? Oh, isn't that the one that went on bended knee to Moron Lago?
i think that she’s the worst because she’s mine.
My dude is gonna need a page 2 for his letterhead. He must be real very super important.
More genocide from the genocidal maniac that the President of the Untied States forced members of the United States military to roll out the red carpet for.
You mean The Great American Ocean?
Folks, the physics ain't physic-ing here. Sharpen up your BS detectors, you're going to need good ones in the age of AI.
Maybe Ken Paxton will have his goons arrest Greg Abbott.
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
They've got the U.S. brainwashed into the normality of petrowars fueled with American blood and treasure. The Murderoch propagandists have convinced Americans that expensive energy 'trumps' energy from renewables powered by free fuel.
Sell Alaska? He'll give it away with Ukraine. Many people have told him that nobody lives there.
Jeeves will welcome the internationally wanted genocidal maniac KGB agent to brainwash the American president on American soil. Pray for Alaskans, you may need to learn Russian after the Stable Genius gives away Ukraine and Alaska.
If I had a medium, I doubt I'd know their income.
Watching the camera play games with those pants he's wearing...priceless. (Or, pantless?)
1984
Seeing Tim Cook on bended knew at the throne of an autocratic ped0 is so cringe.
I saw it on The Internets. It must be true!
Don't underestimate the power of the Cult of Orange. They're still blaming Biden.
I put a hold on '1984' at our library yesterday. It shows a 21 week wait. I have a copy from high school in the attic... might be time to buy the audiobook. It has a long hold on it at the library, too.
I guess the Orange MAGAturd didn't fire her quickly enough.
He dismisses the dissenters by saying that 'they're from Lincoln'. Uh, yeah, in more ways than just the city in Nebraska. 👍
To make unlimited unmetered 'tricity for a lunartic's crypto mining operation, of course.
The Borowitz Report goes stealth. Right?
Blue state money will bail out the Red state fools who constantly vote against their own best interests. Again.
Well, they slavishly exist in a cult led by a pedophile.
Traitor-in-Chief gave his lover Putin 50 more days to genocide before he gives him another 50 days to genocide. TACO.
Taking a chance on the Cannon he'll never fire?
D-I-S-C-O-V-E-R-Y will be epic!!!!!!
Cull the herd. "Survival of the fittest"
But, she can kinda afford eggs again!
How can someone so brutally ignorant be POTUS?
Ray-gun, Term #3, only more evil. On steroids.
A 'post' works just fine. While we're at it, an I the only one who sees Bluesky as rhyming with 'brewski'?
www.wpri.com/news/politic...
They were college roommates UVA Law and are long-time close friends.
"Actually, things worked very well under apartheid. People were more polite and respectful of each other when 13% of us white folks controlled the other 87% with police jackboots and firearms. And, with a few exceptions, they appreciated the orderly society." /s
Tesla should stop buying fElon Musk. No independent Board of Directors of a publicly traded company should tolerate the damage the CEO is doing to the company.
There you go with those pesky details again. *sigh*
Can intelligence be infused?
I'm sure he'll be asked about the real important stuff like renaming the Gulf of Mexico.
They'll word the amendment to the 22nd Amendment something like, "Allow an adjudicated rapist, sexual abuser, 34-count convicted felon, insurrectionist who tried to overthrow a free and fair election, and pardoner of convicted police beaters to pursue a third term in office." Sorry, Pres. Obama.
Shark Smile by Big Thief youtu.be/dosQWJ9ORHQ
"He's probably joking. He'd never do that. He loves our American heroes." /s
fElon salutes from the bottom of his heart.
The Bishop has not bent her knee to the Impotentate King Donold. Nor has she hypocritically altered the teachings of her faith to join the millions of so-called Christians who have.
...an' I helped!
Not fun, it will mean a state funeral and dozens of schools named after the First Felon. Friday Night Lights will include cheering for teams like the Tr*** High Humpers and the Tr*** Insurrectionists.
Leon got all excited thinking about that white tiger act in Las Vegas.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like there's a lot of tolerance in this country for nationalist authoritarian cults, right? right??
One for every toe on her spork foot.
'Should' is doing a lot of work here
Hey, Vivek, get a taste of #ETTD
Needs a quick trip to SCOTUS to get a personal pardon for all of a President's debts and obligations. After all, if he's above criminal law, why not through in civil laws and obligations, too?
I'm trying.
Only problem with the cartoon is that it is John Roberts who has been so instrumental in destroying voting rights and the Constitution to place the Felon Emperor above the law.
Here to augment despicable and cowardly with memories of Bush v. Gore in 2000 and appointing Scam Alito and John Roberts to the Supreme Court. Three basic elements of destroying voting rights and democracy.
PT Barnum mourns the fact that his form of suckering and grifting can't hold a candle next to Don the Con.
Let us celebrate another William Henry Harrison-type term, only shorter. Maybe shorter than a Scaramucci. Unfortunately, that leaves behind a Vance.
Maybe we'd better ask @godpod.bsky.social what he's got on the agenda for his boy on Monday. Jesus may have soccer practice.
I can taste a little puke in the back of my mouth. It's almost like when I see Jeff Bezos.
The Meta MAGAtmorphosis is a thing, too!
She's happy to think she's made it up to being considered a 4th rate musical act.
And, the President of the United States and his cronies are above the law.
Railroad guy here. We do the same thing, down to the orange cones, for killdeer nests in the US. It’s hard to find the camouflaged eggs. Killdeer do their raucous broken-wing antics as deception to lead us away from their nest on the railway ballast. Guys would take great care to avoid the eggs.
Thank you. Being Red & White-washed with _those_ television ads by _that_ company is disgusting. I doubt many people describe them as a good neighbor because they are not there.
I had to break my Meta boycott to get talked into a Threads account after Twitter hit the schitter. Threads got deleted today. If everything follows history, Zuck is about to discover the #ETTD phenomenon.
"BIG ORGY!!!! WILL BE WILD! EVERYBODY'S COMING!"
May I introduce you to the Murdoch family and their portfolio of lies and disinformation that enabled #MAGAt s and anti-democracy conspiracies to become mainstream norms?
Scott Jennings is a double Santorum who has been with @cnn.com way too many Scaramucci's.
When lies are their only friends, truth is the enemy. Lies are the lifeblood of #MAGAt
I'd have to say that the Murdochs are the granddaddies of #MAGAt and have done more to destabilize Western democracies through lies, mis- and dis-information, and conspiracy mongering than any other source.
If it ain't Proke™, don't fix it. The land of Proke™ and Promises.
Leon's head is still caught up in his Vice-President's 'birth canal'.
The 'cesspool of knowledge', lies, and disinformation is cultivated and fed by the Murdochs throughout the world.
"Oh, it's the algorithm that makes it s-o-o-o-o special! Keep trying TikTok. Once the algorithm does it thing, you'll still encounter extremely dubious weirdos and endless hyper-consumption ads sprinkled with cute puppy and kitty videos." /s
Yeah, the really absurd dreck is coming from Politico and The Hill these days.
Sounds like a plot for a "Weekend At Donnie's" film: Gotta keep Putrid Don propped up and going for another 22 years to avoid another insurrection.
Trash.
Jeez, if only there was something like national electrical grid infrastructure like the other states rely on that Texas could join.
When Trump lost, he wouldn’t concede, IGNORED SICK AND DYING AMERICANS, SLOW-WALKED THE COVID VACCINE DISTRIBUTION, and incited a deadly attack on our Capitol.
...it looks like a woman, like a Greene woman...
"Hold still, I'm trying to count toes."
John Roberts' corrupt Supreme Court made it way too easy for oligarchs to overthrow our government. Citizens United was just the Trojan Horse that served as the gateway for the dark money oligarchs.
Winter Storm SHAWKER! spreads across the South...
Yeah, the drawer part of my cold sewer works just fine and it's still a pit for rotted produce.
I don’t think Musk can think this through. He's arrested development with an altered reality state thanks to his flavor of 'vitamin' K.
It looks like the ghouls are standing on splotches of freshly washed sidewalks.
No doubt. No competition!
President Musk will bring children back to the White House, including his diaper wearing Vice President.
Tom Petty’s estate would never want to claim anything as disastrous as this is related to him.
No matter how bad this is, we must be empathetic in acknowledging her sad and total lack of self-awareness.
Call 9-1-1, John Roberts has tried to overdose me with hypocrisy.
All three are fake.
“Eyes up here, Teddy. They’re fake.”
Cream cheese icing is a high protein food.
“Leon — Man of the People!”
If Tesla had a truly independent Board of Directors, fElon would be long gone.
Mnemonic: Leon the fElon
Nah, DJTJ traded the old one in for a newer, shinier model. Daddy McFelon thinks he got a swell deal.
#ETTD