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created October 6, 2023

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Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Source: It Came To Me In A Nightmare

2/9/2025, 4:15:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LOWρUFO 🐁🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 (@lowrhoufo.bsky.social) reposted

Very important info

2/9/2025, 4:13:03 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture a wizard (@towerwizard.bsky.social) reposted

The wizard sleeps well. Outside, a coyote yips.

2/9/2025, 3:53:55 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

The McRib is back

2/9/2025, 3:51:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

McRib Industrial Complex

2/9/2025, 3:50:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture まのでまりな❤️‍🔥 (@mrn0093.bsky.social) reposted

Today is my Birthday! If you want to congratulate me, the best gift would be to retweet my drawings🙏💖 Thank you for sticking with me💐

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1/9/2025, 3:32:05 PM | 1439 578 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

2/9/2025, 3:47:57 AM | 119 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Bipedalism was a mistake

2/9/2025, 3:33:31 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted

"run for something" my brother in christ run for something other than united states house of representatives in chicago

2/9/2025, 3:16:07 AM | 106 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

He admits he’s in a Brewster’s Millions type situation where he has to be impeached to win fifty billion dollars but gives up because he’s out of ideas.

2/9/2025, 1:44:31 AM | 169 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

They like Trump and are trying to help him

2/9/2025, 3:05:44 AM | 913 144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kerry Reid (she/her) (@kerryreid.bsky.social) reposted

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.
2/9/2025, 1:36:53 AM | 1167 298 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

If/when it happens this will legitimately be where MAGA is at, mentally. (Or in turbo-backstabbing mode)

2/9/2025, 2:46:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/dGDH3meSPyk?...

2/9/2025, 2:44:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course!

2/9/2025, 2:42:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted

Loomer is pregnant

2/9/2025, 2:10:24 AM | 607 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, extremely. Regularly scheduled closure. Been that way since soon after 9/11 on lots/most military facilities.

2/9/2025, 2:40:48 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heidi B. Hammel (@hbhammel.bsky.social) reposted

Almost missed Ginger Cat Appreciation Day - heaven forfend! Behold the mighty Metatron!

A magnificent ginger cat lounges in a mint-colored cat-shaped basket on a hardwood floor. All hail Metatron!
2/9/2025, 12:21:49 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Great use of the word "incipient" too

2/9/2025, 12:34:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry to ruin people’s fun, but:

1/9/2025, 11:20:16 PM | 158 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this related to the autism in dogs thing?

2/9/2025, 12:32:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Homestar Screens (@grapenutsrobot.graphics) reposted

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2/9/2025, 12:06:50 AM | 65 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clark (@oksettledown.bsky.social) reposted

Well you can cross right back over the rubicon tf outta here

1/9/2025, 11:42:46 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

Honestly, the hour-long run and march of people shouting “Free DC” up 14th Street today is the energy I needed this morning. I love you, DC.

A rush of people converge at 14 & U
1/9/2025, 3:30:27 PM | 6460 1014 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
1/9/2025, 11:16:00 PM | 29494 3560 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture a wizard (@towerwizard.bsky.social) reposted

The wizard sleeps tranquilly. Above the tower, clouds gather.

1/9/2025, 11:50:58 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, when your "neighborhood" is hundreds of years old, yeah, stands to reason.

1/9/2025, 4:31:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adelaide: Queen of the Fail Ojous (@clownwhisper.bsky.social) reposted

My girlfriend stuck out and waved her butt to beat me in an argument and the worst part is that it worked

31/8/2025, 5:19:05 PM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

COMPUTER! DEPICT THE PRESIDENT AS SOY AND MYSELF AS CHAD

1/9/2025, 4:20:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven L. Johnson (@stevenljohnson.org) reposted

Cville peeps, it's time to make your voice heard! Charlottesville city council is considering an action that will, in effect, criminalize homelessness in city limits. We keep each other safe. Act now—there are simple steps in the thread below—and tell council to reject the police chief's request!

1/9/2025, 4:12:18 PM | 209 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Herreid (@herreidjohn.bsky.social) reposted

This is not a drill

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1/9/2025, 10:26:24 AM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted

Eugene Hütz absolutely 100% believes in his schtick so hard he makes you believe too and I think that’s beautiful

1/9/2025, 11:47:14 AM | 230 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Secretary of Defense Rock (@sodrock.bsky.social) reposted

Wild how poorly they’re handling this, like they could just post a generic photo, instead they’re pouring fuel on the fire

1/9/2025, 2:13:58 AM | 540 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that's a great way to think of it! "Your car can use up to X. No need to use over it if it's more expensive." is definitely something people can intuitively carry over from gas. Though, to be fair, I'd hope the people able to buy cars that *require* 93/91 octane are sophisticated buyers...

1/9/2025, 1:27:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted

happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.

3 hours for work 6 hours for rest 15 hours for posting
1/9/2025, 1:09:31 AM | 5873 1435 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

Anna has had excellent coverage of this developing case in which the Trump administration tried to use the holiday weekend to secretly and illegally deport children.

31/8/2025, 9:33:20 PM | 3221 1161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bruno Dias (@brunodias.bsky.social) reposted

Stick figure labeled 'bluesky' shooting a red beam labeled 'dark side manifestation' at stick figure named 'donald trump', who deflects the beam. It instead hits a stick figured labeled 'Rudy Giuliani'
31/8/2025, 9:48:09 PM | 1019 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Enough bad news and shit talking might make his tiny, shriveled heart finally give out. The only time Poasting could ever be Praxis

31/8/2025, 8:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

A pastrami bao at Grand Central? America is already great.

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31/8/2025, 4:41:44 PM | 502 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Feels like a classic fist-bump-handshake misalignment

31/8/2025, 8:34:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pikaole (@pikaole.bsky.social) reposted

Twinkle twinkle little bugs🪲

7/10/2024, 6:36:44 AM | 1454 464 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

We add Esperanto last

31/8/2025, 8:28:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted

trump didn’t actually golf! i fuckin knew it!!!!

31/8/2025, 6:35:24 PM | 459 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Costa Samaras (@costasamaras.com) reposted

Executive Orders are not laws and do not rule Here’s what would rule: an affordable small plates bar near Lafayette Park in downtown DC serving a taste of the French countryside called: Executive Hors d'Oeuvres

31/8/2025, 1:56:34 PM | 431 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

a bunch of you really believe that trump is the unstoppable god king who can do whatever he declares and it is dumb as hell

31/8/2025, 1:25:33 PM | 3675 388 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

not just that he has no constitutional authority, there isn't even any particular legal or institutional mechanism by which the president can make anyone treat this as anything other than a weird advisory opinion.

31/8/2025, 1:12:17 PM | 14095 2988 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Anna Kalinskaya has her dog, Bella, chasing tennis balls for her during her warmup

30/8/2025, 10:18:54 PM | 936 133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

YES. Machiavelli is firmly a bureaucrat over a murder poet- though he is somewhat poetic when he starts going on about Fortuna, that was normal for his era.

31/8/2025, 2:50:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted

This Lex Luthor had to work twice as hard to get where he was, and you could tell the Superman hate was coming from a place of *deep* resentment.

31/8/2025, 2:36:25 AM | 357 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Recluce 🫘 (@recluce.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Update - two grey tabby. This closet is a hotspot of activity.

A grey tabby and white cat sits on the upper shelf in a linen closet and a grey tabby and white siamese sits on the lower shelf of a linen closet.
31/8/2025, 1:59:59 AM | 49 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah this is good discourse. Bsky needs more comic book and cartoon convos. Getting some good Goku meme creators on here would also be a big W

31/8/2025, 2:41:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Which, while that would firmly be the Cool Zone, has the potential to resolve very quickly and with little-to-no violence!

31/8/2025, 2:39:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

And this isn't like saying "Ernie Johnson Jr. is black." Totally different level.

31/8/2025, 2:37:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Lex Luthor by far. Second best is the crazy white one stealing cakes. This Lex is a 12th-level intellect who's gonna conquer the Source Wall

31/8/2025, 2:35:23 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew 🇿🇦 Davis (@thrownintosol.bsky.social) reposted

when I picture Lex Luthor, this is who I think of

31/8/2025, 2:31:33 AM | 59 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Extremely intensive process and not replicable at scale, but if you pick off a few key influencers...

31/8/2025, 2:32:43 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

They know she's a good pick up if they can get her- and if they can get her, they can get a *lot* of seemingly progressive people

31/8/2025, 2:31:45 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Swings like that just can't be reliably and confidently predicted I think.

31/8/2025, 2:29:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen!!! (@poodlewool.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone cheer for the apple boar, bringing fall fun!! :) (the fun is apples)

a watercolor of a happy, determined looking boar hauling a cart full of apples
31/8/2025, 12:25:25 AM | 1335 470 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

A Brightness Long Ago by Guy Garviel Kay for not-Italian Renaissance political and personal intrigue A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine for Space Armenians dealing with Space Aztecs and extremely beautiful and technical prose

31/8/2025, 2:23:05 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are you generally located?

31/8/2025, 1:22:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brock Laser (@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social) reposted

bama fans 🔜

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30/8/2025, 8:39:35 PM | 78 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted

The Trump is dead meme has broken containment This is not a drill

31/8/2025, 12:53:35 AM | 885 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

SLIDE

31/8/2025, 1:11:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dalassa (@dalassa.bsky.social) reposted

Oh she’s in *those* discords

31/8/2025, 12:57:03 AM | 201 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This is an Instagram reel debunking the Wired story and also pointing out that Lorenz gets $8k a month from one of the orgs she complains about

28/8/2025, 7:06:05 PM | 223 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyro, ft Ricky (@tyrowo.com) reposted

Not the intended use, but cats find their own way of enjoying things I suppose. Happy Caturday!

A grey cat sits upright stop a big circular wooden cat treadmill
30/8/2025, 4:02:05 PM | 601 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted

"83.3% of LLM users were unable to quote even one sentence from the essay they had just written"

30/8/2025, 2:52:58 PM | 1133 343 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

They were running loads of ads during the NCAA softball world series, too. Really gross.

30/8/2025, 2:41:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Capital Weather Gang (@capitalweather.bsky.social) reposted

Wow! Look at these beautiful Saturday sunrise photos captured this morning by Jeff Norman from Annapolis Harbour. It was chilly too -- with the coldest low temps since early June. Lows ranged from the mid-40s in our northwest suburbs to 60 nearer the Chesapeake Bay. More sunrise photos at cwg.live

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30/8/2025, 2:30:39 PM | 76 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cholula Bankhead (@cholulabankhead.bsky.social) reposted

This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.

30/8/2025, 4:26:23 AM | 3492 703 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

She's Not Great. Absolutely could be worse, but she's a major factor holding the city back from being even more progressive than it is.

30/8/2025, 1:50:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture molly conger (@socialistdogmom.bsky.social) reposted

the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11

30/8/2025, 12:06:15 PM | 2819 269 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted

Item: SCP-9047 Class: Euclid Description: SCP-9047 is a humanoid often called “Donald Trump” who self identifies as the President of the United States. He is constantly in a undetermined quantum state of being both alive and dead, as well as being omnipotent and impotent

30/8/2025, 12:45:49 PM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, a visitor or...?

30/8/2025, 10:56:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

also on the playlist

30/8/2025, 3:10:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus & Echo (@katskitties.bsky.social) reposted

Snuck* into the linen cupboard again 😸😸 *human left it open on purpose because she knows I love it

Echo is lounging on piles of hand towels and wash clothes in the cupboard. She looks very smug about it
30/8/2025, 2:47:25 AM | 475 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

Update

28/8/2025, 8:23:32 PM | 1833 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

My most sincere hope is that Biden outlives him

30/8/2025, 2:40:25 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture President Goku 🌐 (@presidentgoku.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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30/8/2025, 2:29:05 AM | 65 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah it's weird, especially as someone who mostly replies and reposts

30/8/2025, 2:37:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

LOAVES FOR THE LOAF THRONE

30/8/2025, 2:36:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maia🏳️‍⚧️ (@doonethingforme.bsky.social) reposted

El Cid posting

30/8/2025, 2:17:33 AM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait are you serious? Do I need to drive over and get pictures/see if it's anything different than normal?

30/8/2025, 1:53:29 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Would that be the most historically significant bj? Surely there's a bigger one

30/8/2025, 1:50:58 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Until Trump starts boofing beef broth and brandy we ain't there yet

30/8/2025, 1:49:56 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social)

What are the odds he gets a definitely-not-intentional IV air embolism?

30/8/2025, 1:49:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

29/8/2025, 8:53:28 PM | 28442 8991 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller (@byzantienne.bsky.social) reposted

a lot of wishcasting tonight on the skyline why don't we try a collective luck magic experiment? everybody watch Iannucci's THE DEATH OF STALIN. All together now.

30/8/2025, 1:10:35 AM | 489 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessica Pishko (@jesspish.bsky.social) reposted

Tough crowd at Hub City Bookstore last night.

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29/8/2025, 11:34:14 PM | 398 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emissary Of Night | ليلى (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted

A third previously AIPAC-backed Democratic member of Congress has renounced ties with the organization and sworn off future affiliation or fundraising with it. Rep. Deborah Ross of NC confirmed that she won't accept AIPAC donations in the 2026 midterms, making her the 2nd one from North Carolina.

30/8/2025, 1:28:30 AM | 809 210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GuyWhoNeverWenttoEpsteinsIsland (@ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In 5-4 John Roberts tells the Appeals Court to “please, please, stop it, I want to go home.”

29/8/2025, 11:06:40 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vince, QA (@vince-qa.bsky.social) reposted

It finally happened.

29/8/2025, 10:17:53 PM | 5349 1840 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I get worried about some of my favorite accounts having me muted but, y'know, that's their right and I'm glad I'm not blocked if that's the case

30/8/2025, 12:23:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social)

We haven't even found a single phylactery yet

30/8/2025, 12:17:15 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social) reposted

guys, he's not going to die

29/8/2025, 11:49:29 PM | 128 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowjob (@snowjob.bsky.social) reply parent

We need another one named Moe!

30/8/2025, 12:12:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Mullis (@stevemullis.net) reposted

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

29/8/2025, 9:14:30 PM | 13293 3554 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democrat Cats (@democratcats.bsky.social) reposted

Morning kitten Cock-a-doodle-meow!

29/8/2025, 12:57:16 PM | 633 122 | View on Bluesky | view