Girls gone Bible cancelled their Seattle show.
Girls gone Bible cancelled their Seattle show.
EMPLOYEE UPDATE: Dennis got real fucked up on spray paint today and had another seizure back by the dumpster. In honor of Labor Day, we put up some cones back there with a sign that said THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Everyone liked that. Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
What sort of psychopath shoots a child in the back? Throw away the key. This guy should never see the light of day again.
What an absolute ghoul.
I left the gate open the other day and thought oh shit the squirrels might get out.
Quit jizzin all over my car and then you can start talking shit.
I have made it my life's mission to give myself to Christ at every single Cracker Barrel parking lot in the USA. These precious memories are being stolen from me by woke corporate owners who want to ram their values down my throat over and over again.
It's just elder discrimination. NO I AM NOT OLDER THAN THE UNIVERSE!
Really? Anyone who seriously thought Trump was pro ANYONE but himself is delusional. Veterans are being swept from homeless camps today! He thinks they're losers. He wouldn't visit a cemetery of WW2 American soldiers because he didn't want his wig to get wet. How? How can you be blindsided?
SCOTUS is illegitimate. The court should be expanded at the first opportunity.
Start aggressively enforcing traffic laws. When I first moved to NYC in the early 90s, it was taken much more seriously than it is now. Go after the cheats who keep out of state plates but live in the city.
Incompetent and ripped to the tits.
You gotta work hard to fuck up a French Dip. That's part of the reason it is the best sandwich ever created.
I'm visiting an island soon where the speed limit is 30mph out of town and 18 in town. I'm very much looking forward to it.
For my first try with beef, I got a chuck roast. I didn't want to risk ruining a nice brisket.
Reminds me a lot of the area near Depoe Bay OR. There were massive basalt floods 16 million years ago and that section of the coast is very rocky. We have large seal populations and anywhere you have those, you have great white sharks. The surfers are the only ones who really need to be concerned.
The ocean on the Oregon coast is cold, dangerous and yes there are sharks. It's not a destination for a sun and sand type thing.
Trump ❤️ Cuomo
Life in a dying empire on a burning world is bleak - live your worst life, because doing anything else is just as meaningless. Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale. Enjoy arbys
DiSabato: Jim Jordan knew that Dr. Strauss was performing unnecessary genital exams. And he absolutely knew that Dr. Strauss was taking showers with us on a daily basis.. He knows that because he was there with us. Jim took showers with us.
I’m out Paramount+ F*ck you.
Identify every single one of those gestapo pigs.
It doesn’t matter why he’s afraid of the Epstein files. What matters is he’s shown us it’s an open wound—our only job now is to shove a splintered, rotting 2x4 straight into it.
So if the cops can kill us with impunity...
Donald and Jeffrey raped children. You know it's true and it's why they are posting crap like this. They are baby rapists. The proof exists and that's why they do this.
Release the Epstein files! Quit with the distractions and unconstitutional nonsense. Donald and Jeffrey raped children. Continuing to cover that up makes you all complicit. Quit messing around! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
That should be the NYT headline.
/5 So. If totalitarians, theocrats, and white nationalists have rejected the rule of law, checks and balances, and the constitutional order, why should they be protected by any of the rules or norms of that order?
The Supreme Court said it was unlawful for the Biden administration to forgive student loans because it lacked congressional authority but has no problem with the Trump administration gutting the entire Department of Education without congressional approval. This is a lawless court.
Cowards. Every single one of them. They think they're going to be Trump's RWDS but they know Americans are armed to the teeth. They are too scared of us to even show their faces. Show up and rebuke these evil idiots every single time.
Pisseded is correct term in this instance.
Cowardly pigs. Too frightened to show their faces.
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
Anti vaxxers should be imprisoned.
If the worst case scenario predictions come through, who will the super AI kill first? Do you think it will have an online poll so we can vote on it?
PIGS
Younger people will be shocked to hear this, but way back when I grew up, anytime you saw a movie where some government official stopped someone on the street and demanded to see their identification papers, that was supposed to let you know they were the *bad* guys.
Space X is short for Spaceship Explosion.
What about if they were special order Bell Beefers?
He didn't love God. That is a lie. Every word of his sermons were hated filled lies that were deeply in opposition to the message of Christ.
Never subscribing again and dumping Amazon prime as soon as my sub ends in September. Go to hell Bezos
Correction: Tens of thousands.
Portland
I pretty much treat my neighbor's herb gardens like this and they know that they can have all the rosemary they'll ever need from me.
I'd go with Porta 400 VC but they don't make it anymore! Thanks Obama
THAT'S IT?! Piece of shit traitor. Should be 20 plus
Tarrio is a traitor and a coward.
I used to order them all the time as beef parties and not a single pizza place employee ever corrected me.
FUCK YES!!! WOOOOO omf..g I love you fucking guys, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
She always makes me think of the character Joan Callamezzo from Parks and Rec whose uterus is 8" flaccid.
You're right because they start at 10pm EDT.
i love how insane everyone is becomeing
He'll make it worse and they'll blame democrats and trans kids. Rural America ordered this shit sandwich and now they don't want to eat it or pay the bill. <-- I stole that but it's right on the money.
300%? That's terrible.
I feel their attitude towards other birds is "I don't even think about you but sure, try me. See what happens."
My casual observations of hummingbirds around my house suggest that they are filled with a relentless and eternal hatred of every single other hummingbird in existence.
Good morning Bluesky !
Some actor is going to recommend these to me backstage this year for my back pain. I guarantee it.
No, it's Intense Raisin. I had it in Canada once.
If the White House is insisting that there was no classified or secret information in the Signal chat, does that mean Jeffrey Goldberg can publish it all?
we are living under fascism right now
WTAF Chuck? You really suck at this.
Please kick Schumer in the crotch.
ICE Gestapo scum
Still incredibly overvalued.
It IS sad but more maraschino cherries and little plastic monkeys for me!
If they're old enough, they turn purple.
I am very much Barney Rubble shaped.
Stepped out the house, stopped short. Oh NO!
I'm an idiot so bear with me. Basically you're saying the solar wind is woke?
He promised to die on Mars but I think he's gonna Nugent out.
Tario is a snitch coward.
Golf?
I think they meant golf roading. Easy mistake for a cybertruck buyer to make.
Is parking enforcement out today?
‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+". The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history. This pride, we riot.
i know i'm nobody and not particularly big or strong but it is my solemn vow that if i ever see this happening to anyone i will come over the fucking desks and start ripping their hair out until someone physically stops me
I've always been very grateful that I'm not a gambling addict. It's so boring and you end up broke.
I was always under the impression it was racism but I'm an American and that's just the default here.
Show your work.
Finally caught a permaban from Reddit for hurting lil Elmo's feelings. Oh well.
This is a coup! Do something! Anything! What the hell???
I wish you were performing at the Grammys
Disassociating to deal with the second hand embarrassment experienced watching live improv shows.
Vegas sucks these days. Way too expensive and impossible to get around.
Maybe if more CEOs get executed in public they'll just get used to it. Why not try?
Please let shooting the rich become the new viral trend
Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
I don't care what he looks like. I just wish he had been more prolific.
There should be.
These people should be afraid to go out in public. They should be so terrified they have to live in bunkers permanently. Scum.
That place existed in the 80s. It was called Quality Pie and it was in Portland Oregon and it was perfect.
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Nearly every single Republican voted against releasing the Matt Gaetz ethics report. Remember this the next time they pretend to care about protecting minors.
L and this cannot be stressed highly enough, OL.
Pretty sure this is toxoplasmosis.
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
