Just a person (not a corporation). I like to be funny, and I look like it. By "it", I mean "dashing", since people tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks. Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
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🎵 Now hello everybody and how you been? It's Adrock rappin' on the microphone again I got grace, class, style, finesse, and debonair Murdalize motherfuckers 'cause I just don't care 🎵 Beastie Boys is what our society is lacking. I believe this as firmly as as any religion you may hold dear.
I hate it when another Monday morning lawyer out-wiles me. Touchè, my good Barrister. Touché.
Imagine promising to end wars then rename the DoD the DoWar. His followers are too stupid for us to have to share resources with.
I like to try to control my blood pressure up and down when they take my vitals, as I am often getting iv's and they take BP prior and after. BREATHING slow and DEEEPLY and deliberately can almost instantly drop BP.
Aloha! It is insane what East America is up to these days? Soon, fly over states arebgonna be "don't even risk it" states. Like in the book World War Z. (the movie is not actually related, despite similar names)
Dead serious when I say that I haven't looked at my 401k since 2020. I better check just to make sure it's still there? Schroedinger's Bum or millionaire...
My meds cost $30k a month. Without insurance, they tell me it is $72k. Nobody pays that. Nobody. Our entire healthcare is a ponzi scheme. And to opt out, you have to die. Worry not, they'll opt you out soon.
If we really want to “make America healthy again,” we’d have Medicare for All.
🎵 Spent some bank, I got a high-powered jumbo Rolled up a wooly (what did he do?) and I watched Columbo 🎵
I'm talking about atomic chaos rooted in entropic crashes propelling ripples of drafting problems throughout space and time and layouts and linrmetypes. Because some alien fat-fingered the Fail_while_running_then_play_dead_then_randomly_work_but_crash_again_at_a_cricical_moment parameter? Clown.
For those that disbelieve the idea that we are living in some alien's stochastic model of existence, I think AutoCAD may be our smoking gun. They forgot to turn the probability of application stability to anything approximating real world consistency. The app works fine for months, then...chaos.
But until then, I'm pounding that pocket on the legal front.
Besides, I've also seen Air bud, and I've scoured the laws and it does not say ANYWHERE that a dog can't play head lawyer. It's like basketball. Or football. Or baseball. Just not addressed. Really. I think as a society, we have a lot of dog loopholes to close.
Your scare tactics can't force me out of defending myself. I've seen My Cousin Vinny dozens of times. And I have ChatGPT. I'm thinking "this whole court is out of order!" will play really well if I find myself in a pickle.
We are coming for those files.
They seem to be of the @petermorley.bsky.social sort of cloth. Good people.
The guy that ordered 8 fighter jets to perform a low altitude fly-over in an effort to drown out Epstein survivors is the same guy who wants you to believe he's innocent.
Yay, a bubble!
Look. We can all see it all collapsing in slow (though still rapid) motion. I still can't be bothered to create emergency rations. Like, what for?
1,000 FBI agents?!?!?! I can not even comprehend that claim...
We never get to have anything good www.reddit.com/r/baseball/c...
So, the president and his bestie raped children. This is a problem? It's like you people don't care that he has all this money.
No white smoke from the porta-John yet?
He is serving a much needed role as my clownish whipping-boy. When I feel bad, I remember I'm not THAT chucklefuck, and I suddenly feel pretty good. He is base so we may shine.
The reason a guy like Nate Silver won't ever come to Bluesky is because everyone here knows who he is and hates what he's become. Guys like Silver can't deal with that.
"He is a John of all trades" completely changes the tone, even if Jack ~=~ John. Right, Rudy?
Zuck is the less evil? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Between imcompetencies at the infusion center and my neuro's office, they've fucked up my Tysabri orders and auths. This eminent rebound is gonna put me in a wheelchair. Or that's the feeling as I am now hurdling down the speedway without a seat belt. Fuck this.
You are so close to getting a night-stick and a beat. And losing all capacity to witness any form of official oppression.
Name a more dreadful feeling than
Gotta concoct a new amalgamation for their ilk. Chucklefuckhasbeens?
For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when they sing "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Later.... "Une orange sur la table"...
Yes. He wished Ghislane Maxwell all the best, did he not?
I appreciate Luigi Mangione more every day.
We once drove a piling to 60m. Incredible pressure forces upon that pier.
He needs to get up earlier than that if he thinks we are gonna just forget he rapes children. If cures cancer, I'll be distracted somewhat, but last I checked, he's Team Cancer.
Starting a moonlighting business in consulting. I'd offer my services to my employer, but I can't find a time to meet, as he's always in meetings with me.
I'd like to call you mommy, if that's alright, babe. Babe?
🎵But God knows, I know When it's all said and done I'm not okay But it's all gonna be alright It's not okay But we're all gonna be alright🎵 🫸✋️🛑✋️🫷⏹️⏸️ I'mma let ya finish...but what is this kool-aid you are drinking? I want it. Dude just described the opposite of conditions to drive such beliefs.
For whom are hybrid strains made? I don't get the appeal. Let's get some shit donr or let's sleep. Why are we dabbling?
You fold my boxers yet?
"...Anyway, we assume they made your food. You should prolly check on that." Yeah, I'm going DoorDash, I'm going.
Mind you, this is the mobile day space. We have an indoor hutch where they overnight.
These bunnies got it better than. I do.
"They'rrrrrrrrre Crêpes" -our tiger
Cue MAGA screaming that executive orders aren't law. Then watch me Sparta kick them into a well.
Mayor Brandon Johnson signs executive order banning law enforcement from wearing masks in Chicago and requiring their agency and badge number be identifiable at all times - Chicago Tribune
This is just more proof that NewsCorp wants to harm Americans. I hadn't thought to put on a game, but now I know not to even turn on the TV, lest I accidentally surf past that. Portnoy? Jfc.
Tell Netflix I'll give them 8 episodes for $500k. Are they stupid?
I've seen historical photos that look eerily similar...but in German.
You missed that optimum window for foot-binding. You are now in what we call the sledgehammer window. You have to ask yourself if you are going to answer the call, as this is how we, collectively, decide who is worthy of the shoes. It's mostly just kids.
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
I will NOT give fleas a chance.
I find it weird that the NCAA is having a college football season, as if our president isnt a child rapists, which should grind all business and festivities to an immediate halt. But business as usually. TRUMP & EPSTEIN
I like to think this is a humanist sentiment.
Enjoy these days when they are tiny.
I'm gonna feel cheated if we dont get the catharsis of seeing it on video.
I know where Trump is. HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES!
It is just so good. youtube.com/watch?v=HkD1...
Is the couch fucker in chief ready to take the healm?
FULL SEND
We have twin daughters that are so wildly different in appearance and mannerisms that people are often surprised to learn they are twins. Talking about kids not even in kindergarten yet... Genetics are crazy.
When the Beastie Boys were making music, we were all happier. That is no coincidence.
Nothing like spending all day on the phone authorizing an infusion for Tuesday, T-minus-0 business days from now, to be informed of my pending disambilatory state as the numerous parties again failed to coordinate orders. Last I checked, MS is incurable. Yet, every month we do this.
You telling me this isn't where the young kids are hanging out? But, we have @georgetakei.bsky.social ! Are the young people dumb?
Can California and others not fight fire with fire? Let me sue in California for every ACTUAL constitutional violation committed in TX. Sue the shit outta the governor and his cronies as California law shall permit. They want to use the law like a cudgeon, then let them have the fucking cudgeon!
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 shakes. 55 hugs.
When the purge comes, this memorial will be converted to a public green/composting toilet.
I call it circling the bowl.
Fuck me. They are really gonna kill us. They are actively trying to kill the disabled.
They are so comfortable lying that they've forgotten they are meant to conceal that they are doing it. MAKE LYING SHAMEFUL AGAIN!
You are either healthy, disabled, or dead. Unless you plan to migrate from healthy to dead without passing through the ring of disability, you should plan to be disabled some day. Some of us are just getting more time in the ring.
FUCK THESE GESTAPO PRICKS! 😡 www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
Of course, I suspect yours is bird? Or squirrel? Is this a squirrel? Faramir's men are unsure.
Nobody talks about where the early worm gets its nourishment. Your worm must be monstrous! We have 6ft fences and I find deer droppings all the time. And if we leave the gate open for consecutive nights, sometimes bear. We get maybe 10% of our strawberries and bluberries for all the competition.
Imagine serving our country with honor, and seeing that country repeatedly dishonor itself. I feel so bad for all Americans (myself included), but especially bad for our servicemen and women having to endure...THIS. SHAME! Treachery, plain and simple. TRAITORS! www.reddit.com/r/CapitolCon...
I think he said, "it is easier for a rich man to shove this needle into the eye of a poor man, for he has many needles. As well as having the police force and lawmakers convinced that without this privelege, the rich man would refuse to further use his resources in our society. We'd all starve."
My short-term memory is proving to be a long-term liability.
The US dishonored itself by electing a 34-tme convicted felon and adjudicated rapist that clearly sees no honor in service to one's country. This is merely collateral dishonor.
The US dishonored itself by electing a 34-tme convicted felon and adjudicated rapist that clearly sees no honor in service to one's country. This is merely collateral dishonor.
As Jaysus preached
Some Neolithic nerd absolutely busted his ass to help his tribe survive so that billions may now despair. I name him Morgoth.
Truth. Painful truth... www.reddit.com/r/law/commen...
Sen Patty Murray (D-WA): “If there are any adults left in the White House, it’s well past time they face reality… We cannot let RFK Jr. burn what’s left of the CDC and our other critical health agencies to the ground—he must be fired.”
Great, so act.
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🎵 Tin soldiers and Trump's a pedo. We'd be much better off on our own. 🎵
MS13?
Who did this?
"This is the public transit of dystopian luxury" 🤣 www.reddit.com/r/technology...
I just had a charley horse that makes me think the name is woefully insufficient. This was more like Maximus Bear or Rufus lion.
I am so confused. I thought the party obsessed with protecting children by restricting internet access would be upset to know any person could stumble upon this type of sycophantic dick sucking.
What is your mom doing with my Polycarbonate Face Shield? sellout.woot.com/offers/polyc...
This is what defeatism looks like.
🎵 Elonger boats are coming to win us, they're coming to win us, they're coming to win us Elonger boats are coming to win us Hold on to the shore They'll be taking the key from door 🎵 ELonger Boats share.google/DT0uWQ22esk5...
Agreed. Doing that alone without anybody to witness his disappointment, which proves his talents were betrayed by his (and the racquet's) performance in this match, would be serial killer behavior. This is merely I'm emotionally stunted and don't have words for these big feelings behavior.