Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
This quite literally could not be more unconstitutional
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view profile on Bluesky Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
This quite literally could not be more unconstitutional
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay buddy π you're the one delusional enough to think that when people say Elon musk and Jeff bezos shouldn't have that much money, they're actually talking about you. "The rest of us" lol you're either an idiot or being deliberately ignorant
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
"We should actively let like 4 people in America own 99% of wealth in the country bc if we change anything, some people might benefit that I don't personally believe deserve it" is something demons say btw
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot take: if a population has to use oppression and genocide in order to avoid dying out, then that population absolutely should die out
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool, then so do blue states π€·ββοΈ
Stereogum (@stereogum.bsky.social) reposted
Neil Young shared a new song called "Big Crimeβ protesting Donald Trump's takeover of Washington, DC
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
It won't stop him from being a dick but he'll hopefully have significantly less power to do bad things with the evil in his heart
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
My hope is that once he's gone, so will a lot of the cult following. He's not the only bad actor of course and the system needs some serious work to avoid this in the future, but people don't seem to worship Vance and Miller like they do him.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
This perhaps isn't the best time to make fun of the dead kids and their religion??
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
As predicted I don't see a single major news source reporting on this actual declaration of civil war
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes hi hello this is eugenics speak
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Sameπ literally searched Phillies on bluesky to make sure I wasn't having a stroke or something
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does he look like wish Keira Knightley
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone save this now so we can do a comparison later
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
And third, the second line of a haiku is supposed to have 7 syllables
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost there champ
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not even sure what argument you're trying to have with meπ rfk nut
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't say a word about zero processing. Did you mean to comment that to someone else?
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. If the food inside the microwave reached anywhere close to 2000 degrees, it would melt through the bottom of the microwave. I would double check your facts if I were you.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I need you to tell me you're doing a bit RN and you don't actually believe that microwaves can heat food to the temp of literal lava, and that people who use them eat the food at that temp without letting it cool
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We don't gatekeep giving a shit.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
... To be fair, Trump did that, and a large percentage of us have been very vocally against it and supportive of Canada.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how he said "This feels dystopian" as if he didn't decide to buy himself an AI controlled bed. Like buddy, no one is forcing you to hand control over every aspect of your life to dysfunctional robots
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
That was also my first interpretation
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Listen Jill if you want people to stop thinking "white people bad" could you maybe stop making us look so bad
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
What exactly is "atypical" about Trump getting steamrolled by Putin? I would be floored by any other outcome
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social)
Listen. I get that it's usually important to hear both sides of an argument and consider the perspective of both parties. But when one party's whole thing is "fascism is bad" and the other's is "but I wannnnaaaa" then only one side deserves any consideration
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi you have no idea what the word discrimination means
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Says the exact same people who argue that refusing to give gay couples a marriage license is protected free speech
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely despicable, and also did anyone else clock that one guy copping a feel on the female cop?
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
"Local union leaders have even taken to calling the dip in Canadian tourists the 'Trump slump.'" Oh he's gonna love that π»π»π»
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social)
Message to supporters of Trump's pardon of J6ers that assaulted police officers to get into the Capitol and try to assassinate Congress people, who also think the guy that threw a hoagie at an officer in DC should be charged with a felony: My condolences that you're the stupidest person on earth
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't heard discussions about how to offset that unfortunately. It's a huge issue that's going to affect a massive amount of workers. I'm praying they find the funding
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
We've brainstormed all the different routes and transfers our apprentices that don't drive can take, and we're anticipating frequent lateness/ubering after the cuts happen
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
For a bit it was telling people that eating rocks was a good source of minerals
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
π
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice try buddy but i can still see the word black that you deleted before hitting post so the tweet wouldn't just look overtly racist
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
According to polls, Trump wasn't popular either. We can't trust anything. There is quite literally not one single level I would trust the right not to sink to at this point.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, just straight up textbook genocide
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh this is absolutely what Trump's going to do with Mexican kids left behind when he deports their parents
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything this guy does so is dystopian that if I saw it in a dystopian novel I'd go "nah this is too unrealistic and exaggerated"
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait to not hear the president of United States condemn such a blatant act of genocide and literal human trafficking of children
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
He's so incredibly out of touch that he seems to genuinely believe that $2.2k a month is the step right above homelessness.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't even have words for how disturbing this is. Have these people tried... Speaking to human beings? About literally anything?
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Petition to rename Pennsylvania "Phemdpohamp"
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
What if I give you ten minutes of journaling a week as a homework assignment
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
That damn Gen z is pushing the trend of lunch at noon. Despicable
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
At noon??
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
June you can't do this to me, my heart just did so many things
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
... I'm sorry to let you down but WHAT
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Or ...
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy, when the patient is a Republican politician or their family member/partner/mistress
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
They're calling it a VHS player?? The kids are not alright
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Basically it says that if they decide you can't take care of yourself or are a danger due to your substance use or mental illness, they have the right to throw you in an institution indefinitely against your will. He's bringing back insane asylums. He's doing more Nazi shit.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me feel physically ill. In addition to kidnapping people and scrapping those pesky consent laws, he also wants "law enforcement" to have access to those people's health info. The focus on sex offenders makes me worry he's talking about trans people, who Republicans claim are all rapists.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
But it hasn't even been 72 hours yet!
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social)
I just have to accept that I will never be as comfy cozy as this
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't even tell at this point if his goal is to profit off of natural gas and the resulting mass death will just be a side effect, or if it's really just to actively kill off the planet like a supervillain
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't just not mandatory at mine, it wasn't offered at all.
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
On what planet are term limits an ageist policy?
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't see why not, the Republicans have more than demonstrated that rules and precedents don't matter. The Dems will never do it tho, they're too spineless
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Your wife wouldn't like this, Mitch
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Just tried it again and it worked!! Wonder if they temporarily tested not allowing us to opt out or something?
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that working again? It worked for me for a while until suddenly it didn't do anything anymore
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
My brother in Christ, this post is not even about trans folks
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll respond, "What an evil question, only an evil person would ask a question like that," his go to response when he doesn't know the answer or the answer makes him look bad
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I get that. I'm 27, my first presidential election was 2016. I registered R specifically to vote against Trump in the primary, then switched to D. It's been devastating watching my country (and family) vote for this man that so blatantly defies what we supposedly stand for. Hope is hard to hold onto
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don't! I know you're probably joking, but people deciding not to vote is a large part of how we got here!
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuinely not sure if Elon is now tweeting from the Grok account or if he just trained it really effectively to speak Exactly Like Him
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
If that's true, my advice is to change it to that so it doesn't look like you're heiling Hitler. But if that is indeed what you're actually doing, ignore me and carry on deservedly getting roasted βοΈ
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
What does the "H/H" in your bio mean?
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know that part! I gotta read about this now
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure those are the NY times reporters. But yes, it sounds like that's exactly what the Republicans did
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm happy to be represented this way
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't dream of golden appliances and yachts and a multimillion dollar home. I just want a 3 bedroom house and a garden and maybe to have a baby someday without bankrupting myself. This didn't used to be an unrealistic goal in this country (πΊπΈ)
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
We live in the stupidest imaginable timeline
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Just watched something like this happen. Was at dinner in Philly with friends, and protesters marched around the corner outside the restaurant. Cops on bikes infiltrated the fully peaceful crowd and started throwing punches. Dragged a woman away in zip ties. #acab
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking shameful. Now is not the time to be asleep at the wheel
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuinely, what exactly do you think is happening in this video if not a representative of an opposition party showing concern
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey have you ever read a history book before
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
If this country is at capacity then why are Republicans on Facebook still calling me an evil sociopath for not having children
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
He knows that this historically was done to the king's men, right? Not the people leading the resistance to tyranny?
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
#winning
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy to see the entire rest of the world isn't following our lead over the "feed the rich, eat the poor" fascism cliff
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
People who hid Jews during the Holocaust were going against the law too. I would love to know how you feel about those people
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
They should just tell them "you just lost the game"
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
This man really said "I haven't had sex with children, it was just underage girls." WHAT
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time I see a stupid white man smirk smugly at the idea of actively withholding rights from vulnerable people, my anti violence instincts slowly deteriorate
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Make them fight each other too
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Musk can bankroll opposing campaigns like he did Trump's. I'm interested to see how this will play out
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social)
We knew it was gonna happen. It was always just a matter of time. And that doesn't make this shit any less satisfying to watch πΏπΏπΏ
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Or at the very least, know that we have one of those
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Openly admitting that you didn't even bother to read the bill you just voted for should absolutely be an impeachable offense.
John Morales (@johnmoralestv.bsky.social) reposted
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV πΊ
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
Despite? Links to antisemitic extremists were probably a prerequisite to the position
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social) reply parent
"You can do whatever research you want, as long as the conclusions you draw align exactly with the science we've rewritten to suit our own agenda" is straight up, blatant Nazi stuff
Lauren (@spectaculauren.bsky.social)
Bottom of the first fastball to Harper's surgery elbow? Strider's gonna get destroyed by Philly fans tonight jfc #Phillies