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Bonus points for including their own J6er!
Believe it or not, I'm walkin on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flyin away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me.
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Bonus points for including their own J6er!
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". . . someone to smash a watermelon with a mallet"
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, when the Dem's take is "maybe trans people should not have rights" -- not really sure how that stops fascism.
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Okay. As someone who moved around the country in the 80s and 90s, that was true in less than a third of states and has barely changed. The majority go mid-August through May.
Rebecca Watson (@skepchick.org) reposted
My family used to joke that we'd know dinner was ready when the smoke alarm goes off. Anyway, that's kind of how I, an American, know when school is back in session.
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I think u meen bascic
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted
Hi I think there's been some mistake, I specifically asked *not* to live in interesting times
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Calling children irredeemably evil is, in fact, irredeemably evil.
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Upside down in the Piazzale Loreto
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Trump eats the sun and drinks the sky and they both go with him when he dies.
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Don't expect it to make sense.
HierophantXX Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) reposted
"I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am. we are." -JB Pritzker youtu.be/WN1c6mCitIk?...
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Amusingly outed a catfish in my online community, as some acquaintance of the fucksaw demonstrator had been stealing her pictures to create a personality.
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8th grade children walk those streets in droves without their parents every summer and there's rarely an issue.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
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I prefer the Betty White cover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_V...
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I am a one issue voter and that issue is Sexual Panda.
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He's got a series of these on the Austin clowns. Good stuff.
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New Pathfinder 2e Adventure Path
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Dang it, I wasn't first to think of first.
Julia Carrie Wong (@joolia.bsky.social) reposted
ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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I've read that you get to be Malkavian no matter what you choose, as there's a vampire soul trapped in your head that's a 30s noir detective Malkavian. Consolation prize if neat. But this DLC guarantees I'll wait for a collected edition on sale.
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Man, don't miss the I'm not scared so it's not a phobia semantics. Never really convinced me that homophobia wasn't homophobia though. Anyway, endorsing the removal of a powerless minority from public life and acting like a status quo of 50 years is new is transphobic. You're welcome.
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There were cheers.
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I live in a place that has enacted a bell-to-bell ban as a law. The amount of support districts received for implementation was . . . GOOD LUCK!
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As a teacher, it puts the burden on us to enforce it, usually without resources or support. And doesn't appear to raise outcomes. That said I do not mind having to enforce it with support. Just more support is better.
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I don't think he'll play as a cartoon in Maine though.
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Holy shit.
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Thanks for the good books. Still need to check out your first trilogy but Bone Ships and Wyrdwood are incredible trilogies and I'm excited to see what's next.
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When you're ranked 50th and want to be absolutely sure no one takes your crown of shit.
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Added this to my player today because it was advertised on a different pod's feed and sounded interesting, but I had no idea that I would recognize the cast. Cool!
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Right. I respect anyone who fights but I don't want leaders who won't fight for everyone. He could, you know, apologize and change his mind or something. That'd be a start.
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Hancock?
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Were they worn? Asking for a friend.
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He's a gastrolith.
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my favorite replies are the ones who have no idea who or what and are concerned they might need to be anti-Popeyes.
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Not sure specifically, but I think they work for Tyson Foods
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Putin wants to release the Epstein files.
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And you can just post this? Publicly?!?
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Yeah. I'm not convinced he could change trains at Penn Station.
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Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted
He has kept among us in times of peace Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution & unacknowledged by our laws.
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I remember being so mad about it. "I'm not going to use your stupid online store, then you can just delete my library or change my games without warning." Past me hates current me, as usual.
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And besides, one of his opinions is that it is possible for people to be less human than he is.
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Yes.
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
last time I went out with the baseball furies, we'd all gotten too old to swing bats. Jonny was wearing a suit, had to come straight from the office.
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Oh no. My father was a cracker.
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pfft, bulk buy labubus
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
When it's not covering up sex crimes, conservatism is just a grift.
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Which people and places are those, Charlie? Which ones, specifically?
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A veritable Perry Mason Moment.
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Sadly something Biden didn't see or . . . well, I'm preaching to the choir.
Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted
“Look, I’m just saying it’s not fair when it comes to sports, it’s a small concession.”
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That's an incredible sentence.
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They know you wanna.
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And that's what midichlorians are
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Side note: I have an MA in Lit and if anyone tells me I have to read Emma for a fourth time, I will scream.
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I had a nearby used store and would completely swap out hundreds of paperbacks every few years, just grabbing whatever interested me from sci fi, fantasy, and horror. I got through some of the "big names" that way, but there was plenty of time to find them when I wanted to
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Not old enough to know for sure, but willing to bet a McD's burger was better before billions and billions were served.
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
Growing up in Nebraska but being from Massachusetts, there were huge differences between the Republicans around where I lived and the Republicans in my family.
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The entire industry of Christian entertainment boils down to "are you untalented or past your prime but willing to say Jesus a lot? We got jobs."
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he says, anti-semitically
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make texas mexico again
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Is it more or less stupid than Bill Maher though?
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a good If Books Could Kill on it: open.spotify.com/episode/3cxP...
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Not clear because rambling old senile racist grandpa, but is he trying to claim Taylor Swift isn't popular and is going broke?
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
Democracy is when I arrest you cause you don't do what I want.
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Is it?
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They're both Springfield.
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"The rapid emergence of sophisticated models of artificial intelligence has enormous implications for the future of the human race." Someone let me know when one of those models emerges.
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I have some useful feedback for my institution, not my instructor, about the course I'm taking for teaching cert reasons. But I feel like if I put it in an evaluation, it will go into the professor's file and never matter.
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You were a child. You wouldn't have noticed if it didn't affect you. As a special ed teacher, I'm glad our PE teachers are qualified and have read the 20 year old research that showed it counterproductive well before it was canceled.
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Not in the area anymore, but twenty years ago he had a home outside the small city where I lived. You couldn't miss him, drove a Hummer with the plate HHH. Seems like a turd.
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Does it have a field biologist in a bear suit?
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It's amazing that this group of pals think immediately insulting people is the appropriate response but upset when mild insults return. Fascinating. Well I do suspect you're a child and am professionally obligated to move on. Good luck sweetie. It's nicer than your friends' insults!
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, kind of assumed anyone who didn't know what a state was is probably a small child. My bad. You're saying this is adult behavior? Fascinating.
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I'm sorry you failed out of history and government but word isn't American, nor is the idea. You live in a state, sweetie.
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People who post in public then get angry that not everyone responding is a member of their private circle are bizarre. Advice I give to children you apparently need; you can control your actions. But not mine. If you don't want random responses, use the site. Good luck with settings.
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Wow. 0 to 60. Sorry youre confused by bluesky. But you did choose to put this in front of a greater audience. As did your pals You could also just . . . not. Sincerely hope youre a child. Good luck kiddo.
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Yes, this is definitely why your humor was misunderstood. My nationality. And that's only half true. Good job.
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
Jokes out of context in public to strangers are often misunderstood. Take a moment to learn how to write for an audience rather than make mistakes with predictable outcomes and then blame others.
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Is that the only reason someone wouldn't give away free info to a 3rd party? No other concerns? Anywhere? No groups under threat anywhere? No professions that have dedicated tip lines in states to turn in their personal opinions? Wow, world changed a lot today.
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I have a lot of accounts registered to Doogie Howser
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Trans people have been in sports for decades and this has never happened and no one cared until antitrans groups claimed it was new and scary. You're a fool AND a transphobe.
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
Every sports governing body already had. Decades ago. If he was concerned, he would know that. No one cared until bigots pretended it was new. So he's either ignorant but talking anyway. Or deliberately doing harm. Eff him either way.
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I thought that was Nathan Fielder
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Another couple of years of deregulation and this might be genius marketing.
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She's retiring
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I get that the Music Man is dated but maybe we can make analysis of the Simpsons monorail episode a graduation requirement.
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They might not even pull off the Artemis II flyby in this presidency.
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Just right off the bat "Women are built . . . " Ffs.
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This might be why I have found it a useful interest as an adult and didn't care when I was a kid.
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Damn. You're in a tight spot.
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I'm willing to bet <454 Bill Clinton jokes.
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
It's got chips! But I think you'll be okay, sorry.
Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent
just keep typing every couple of minutes and imagine the whole family hold their breath. But never send. That's probably the best choice.