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Greatest American Hero

@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social

Believe it or not, I'm walkin on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flyin away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me.

created October 28, 2023

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Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Bonus points for including their own J6er!

31/8/2025, 3:13:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

". . . someone to smash a watermelon with a mallet"

29/8/2025, 10:09:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, when the Dem's take is "maybe trans people should not have rights" -- not really sure how that stops fascism.

29/8/2025, 7:12:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay. As someone who moved around the country in the 80s and 90s, that was true in less than a third of states and has barely changed. The majority go mid-August through May.

28/8/2025, 6:39:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rebecca Watson (@skepchick.org) reposted

My family used to joke that we'd know dinner was ready when the smoke alarm goes off. Anyway, that's kind of how I, an American, know when school is back in session.

27/8/2025, 9:58:57 PM | 134 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I think u meen bascic

26/8/2025, 9:54:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted

Hi I think there's been some mistake, I specifically asked *not* to live in interesting times

26/8/2025, 1:30:49 PM | 519 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Calling children irredeemably evil is, in fact, irredeemably evil.

26/8/2025, 7:06:57 PM | 194 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Upside down in the Piazzale Loreto

26/8/2025, 6:17:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump eats the sun and drinks the sky and they both go with him when he dies.

26/8/2025, 5:59:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't expect it to make sense.

26/8/2025, 4:37:14 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HierophantXX Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) reposted

"I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am. we are." -JB Pritzker youtu.be/WN1c6mCitIk?...

22/8/2025, 3:08:10 AM | 1507 384 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Amusingly outed a catfish in my online community, as some acquaintance of the fucksaw demonstrator had been stealing her pictures to create a personality.

26/8/2025, 9:25:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

8th grade children walk those streets in droves without their parents every summer and there's rarely an issue.

26/8/2025, 12:03:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."

25/8/2025, 4:24:33 PM | 48351 12122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer the Betty White cover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_V...

25/8/2025, 10:29:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I am a one issue voter and that issue is Sexual Panda.

25/8/2025, 12:18:50 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

He's got a series of these on the Austin clowns. Good stuff.

24/8/2025, 6:41:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

New Pathfinder 2e Adventure Path

23/8/2025, 1:22:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang it, I wasn't first to think of first.

22/8/2025, 3:40:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia Carrie Wong (@joolia.bsky.social) reposted

ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified

22/8/2025, 12:32:48 AM | 8083 2008 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 21857 21566 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I've read that you get to be Malkavian no matter what you choose, as there's a vampire soul trapped in your head that's a 30s noir detective Malkavian. Consolation prize if neat. But this DLC guarantees I'll wait for a collected edition on sale.

22/8/2025, 1:18:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, don't miss the I'm not scared so it's not a phobia semantics. Never really convinced me that homophobia wasn't homophobia though. Anyway, endorsing the removal of a powerless minority from public life and acting like a status quo of 50 years is new is transphobic. You're welcome.

21/8/2025, 7:01:51 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

There were cheers.

21/8/2025, 6:35:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in a place that has enacted a bell-to-bell ban as a law. The amount of support districts received for implementation was . . . GOOD LUCK!

21/8/2025, 3:14:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

As a teacher, it puts the burden on us to enforce it, usually without resources or support. And doesn't appear to raise outcomes. That said I do not mind having to enforce it with support. Just more support is better.

21/8/2025, 1:44:18 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think he'll play as a cartoon in Maine though.

20/8/2025, 6:02:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit.

19/8/2025, 2:23:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the good books. Still need to check out your first trilogy but Bone Ships and Wyrdwood are incredible trilogies and I'm excited to see what's next.

19/8/2025, 1:57:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

When you're ranked 50th and want to be absolutely sure no one takes your crown of shit.

19/8/2025, 1:53:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Added this to my player today because it was advertised on a different pod's feed and sounded interesting, but I had no idea that I would recognize the cast. Cool!

19/8/2025, 1:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. I respect anyone who fights but I don't want leaders who won't fight for everyone. He could, you know, apologize and change his mind or something. That'd be a start.

17/8/2025, 10:33:08 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hancock?

16/8/2025, 11:42:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were they worn? Asking for a friend.

16/8/2025, 11:37:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a gastrolith.

16/8/2025, 1:29:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

my favorite replies are the ones who have no idea who or what and are concerned they might need to be anti-Popeyes.

16/8/2025, 1:17:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure specifically, but I think they work for Tyson Foods

16/8/2025, 1:11:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin wants to release the Epstein files.

16/8/2025, 1:09:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

And you can just post this? Publicly?!?

15/8/2025, 4:43:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. I'm not convinced he could change trains at Penn Station.

15/8/2025, 1:22:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The character Subway from Community
15/8/2025, 1:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted

He has kept among us in times of peace Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution & unacknowledged by our laws.

15/8/2025, 5:04:07 AM | 6824 2535 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember being so mad about it. "I'm not going to use your stupid online store, then you can just delete my library or change my games without warning." Past me hates current me, as usual.

15/8/2025, 12:45:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

And besides, one of his opinions is that it is possible for people to be less human than he is.

14/8/2025, 11:34:40 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

14/8/2025, 1:59:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

last time I went out with the baseball furies, we'd all gotten too old to swing bats. Jonny was wearing a suit, had to come straight from the office.

14/8/2025, 1:58:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no. My father was a cracker.

14/8/2025, 1:28:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pfft, bulk buy labubus

14/8/2025, 1:16:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

When it's not covering up sex crimes, conservatism is just a grift.

13/8/2025, 1:44:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Which people and places are those, Charlie? Which ones, specifically?

13/8/2025, 1:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A veritable Perry Mason Moment.

13/8/2025, 12:23:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly something Biden didn't see or . . . well, I'm preaching to the choir.

12/8/2025, 11:52:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

“Look, I’m just saying it’s not fair when it comes to sports, it’s a small concession.”

12/8/2025, 10:15:19 PM | 792 133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

That's an incredible sentence.

12/8/2025, 9:17:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They know you wanna.

12/8/2025, 9:05:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's what midichlorians are

12/8/2025, 8:14:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Side note: I have an MA in Lit and if anyone tells me I have to read Emma for a fourth time, I will scream.

11/8/2025, 1:38:52 PM | 72 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a nearby used store and would completely swap out hundreds of paperbacks every few years, just grabbing whatever interested me from sci fi, fantasy, and horror. I got through some of the "big names" that way, but there was plenty of time to find them when I wanted to

11/8/2025, 1:27:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Not old enough to know for sure, but willing to bet a McD's burger was better before billions and billions were served.

7/8/2025, 7:45:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Growing up in Nebraska but being from Massachusetts, there were huge differences between the Republicans around where I lived and the Republicans in my family.

7/8/2025, 4:27:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire industry of Christian entertainment boils down to "are you untalented or past your prime but willing to say Jesus a lot? We got jobs."

7/8/2025, 3:40:31 PM | 16 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

he says, anti-semitically

7/8/2025, 3:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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make texas mexico again

6/8/2025, 2:16:03 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it more or less stupid than Bill Maher though?

5/8/2025, 10:17:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a good If Books Could Kill on it: open.spotify.com/episode/3cxP...

5/8/2025, 4:33:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Not clear because rambling old senile racist grandpa, but is he trying to claim Taylor Swift isn't popular and is going broke?

4/8/2025, 3:16:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Democracy is when I arrest you cause you don't do what I want.

4/8/2025, 3:08:09 PM | 136 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it?

4/8/2025, 1:02:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're both Springfield.

4/8/2025, 12:00:41 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 1:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

"The rapid emergence of sophisticated models of artificial intelligence has enormous implications for the future of the human race." Someone let me know when one of those models emerges.

3/8/2025, 1:32:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 1:43:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I have some useful feedback for my institution, not my instructor, about the course I'm taking for teaching cert reasons. But I feel like if I put it in an evaluation, it will go into the professor's file and never matter.

31/7/2025, 10:22:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

You were a child. You wouldn't have noticed if it didn't affect you. As a special ed teacher, I'm glad our PE teachers are qualified and have read the 20 year old research that showed it counterproductive well before it was canceled.

31/7/2025, 9:58:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Not in the area anymore, but twenty years ago he had a home outside the small city where I lived. You couldn't miss him, drove a Hummer with the plate HHH. Seems like a turd.

31/7/2025, 9:40:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does it have a field biologist in a bear suit?

31/7/2025, 5:15:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

It's amazing that this group of pals think immediately insulting people is the appropriate response but upset when mild insults return. Fascinating. Well I do suspect you're a child and am professionally obligated to move on. Good luck sweetie. It's nicer than your friends' insults!

31/7/2025, 4:27:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, kind of assumed anyone who didn't know what a state was is probably a small child. My bad. You're saying this is adult behavior? Fascinating.

31/7/2025, 4:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry you failed out of history and government but word isn't American, nor is the idea. You live in a state, sweetie.

31/7/2025, 4:14:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

People who post in public then get angry that not everyone responding is a member of their private circle are bizarre. Advice I give to children you apparently need; you can control your actions. But not mine. If you don't want random responses, use the site. Good luck with settings.

31/7/2025, 4:12:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. 0 to 60. Sorry youre confused by bluesky. But you did choose to put this in front of a greater audience. As did your pals You could also just . . . not. Sincerely hope youre a child. Good luck kiddo.

31/7/2025, 4:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, this is definitely why your humor was misunderstood. My nationality. And that's only half true. Good job.

31/7/2025, 4:06:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Jokes out of context in public to strangers are often misunderstood. Take a moment to learn how to write for an audience rather than make mistakes with predictable outcomes and then blame others.

31/7/2025, 4:05:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that the only reason someone wouldn't give away free info to a 3rd party? No other concerns? Anywhere? No groups under threat anywhere? No professions that have dedicated tip lines in states to turn in their personal opinions? Wow, world changed a lot today.

31/7/2025, 4:00:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a lot of accounts registered to Doogie Howser

31/7/2025, 3:57:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Trans people have been in sports for decades and this has never happened and no one cared until antitrans groups claimed it was new and scary. You're a fool AND a transphobe.

31/7/2025, 11:25:52 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

Every sports governing body already had. Decades ago. If he was concerned, he would know that. No one cared until bigots pretended it was new. So he's either ignorant but talking anyway. Or deliberately doing harm. Eff him either way.

31/7/2025, 11:24:08 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought that was Nathan Fielder

31/7/2025, 9:00:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another couple of years of deregulation and this might be genius marketing.

31/7/2025, 8:48:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's retiring

31/7/2025, 1:56:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get that the Music Man is dated but maybe we can make analysis of the Simpsons monorail episode a graduation requirement.

31/7/2025, 1:54:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

They might not even pull off the Artemis II flyby in this presidency.

31/7/2025, 1:48:31 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just right off the bat "Women are built . . . " Ffs.

30/7/2025, 3:19:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 1:41:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This might be why I have found it a useful interest as an adult and didn't care when I was a kid.

30/7/2025, 1:38:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. You're in a tight spot.

30/7/2025, 1:07:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm willing to bet <454 Bill Clinton jokes.

30/7/2025, 1:41:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

It's got chips! But I think you'll be okay, sorry.

29/7/2025, 10:40:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greatest American Hero (@spicypeanutsauce.bsky.social) reply parent

just keep typing every couple of minutes and imagine the whole family hold their breath. But never send. That's probably the best choice.

29/7/2025, 10:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view