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Michael Dorito

@spilly.bsky.social

we're all just trying to do our best.

created May 28, 2023

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Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

“Why should I be uncomfortable” is the tagline for all right-wingers. Once it became the rallying cry to disobey the audacity of medical professionals that want to save people, it became culture war to oppose them on everything.

3/9/2025, 6:56:09 PM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I firmly believe this all happened because people felt inconvenienced wearing a mask during covid

3/9/2025, 6:54:30 PM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dummies, don’t they know that Colorado is closer to space

2/9/2025, 9:08:47 PM | 57 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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My cats only like @spillygal.bsky.social and run away from me, and that sucks a lot

2/9/2025, 3:42:18 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

Ok! Ok I got home. It can Happen now.

1/9/2025, 11:36:39 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FYI we are going into the mountains tomorrow without signal so if It Happens I’m going to miss it

1/9/2025, 5:32:42 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The day it happens will be the best day of all time on social media

1/9/2025, 5:24:39 AM | 59 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no heaven for you

1/9/2025, 1:02:36 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaargh

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1/9/2025, 12:55:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

This goes double for email marketing. Stop reaching out EVERY DAY

1/9/2025, 12:52:07 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Notifications that are just ads should be illegal. I shouldn’t have to give up legitimate notices for apps I’d like to have them from just to get rid of the daily constant marketing

1/9/2025, 12:51:36 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

Raise taxes on these people

31/8/2025, 10:42:42 PM | 67 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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61-9 lol. I mean, yeah, Duquesne, but still.

30/8/2025, 7:28:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

Already muting the lastest ACC ad that's going to be on every single commercial break for 4 months

30/8/2025, 7:02:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

(Score is 41-6) ANNOUNCER: "This is starting to trend lopsided"

30/8/2025, 6:06:06 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chas Rich (@chasrich.bsky.social) reposted

Duquesne has a running back named Butts. He wears 0. So after every carry the PA says "zero Butts..." And I involuntarily giggle.

30/8/2025, 5:12:33 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

"All the iPads have overheated" is such a funny thing

30/8/2025, 5:10:41 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RUNNING BEHIND THOSE BIG HOGS

30/8/2025, 5:08:37 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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enjoying football

30/8/2025, 4:08:46 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOTTA GET THOSE BIG HOGS SETTLED IN

30/8/2025, 4:06:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hysterical that Duquesne is closer to the stadium than Pitt

30/8/2025, 4:01:49 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:13:37 PM | 1455 281 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine putting on the longhorn head and becoming the ultimate troll though

30/8/2025, 4:00:16 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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never forget that pitt delivered pat mcafee one of the worst days of his life

30/8/2025, 3:20:43 PM | 118 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

pitt

30/8/2025, 3:08:35 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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guess what guys

30/8/2025, 3:08:26 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh good ESPN streaming won’t accept the plan / pair code. Love the first day of college football

30/8/2025, 2:45:52 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

this one is Foundry VTT - the one I use for a different game is Obsidian (that one is in person).

29/8/2025, 8:58:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:55:41 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah #3 needs to be Kleincalvin

29/8/2025, 8:51:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

shit, it should be Kleincalvin

29/8/2025, 8:51:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

back on my bullshit

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29/8/2025, 8:50:07 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i dunno i think a man just figured out the drought problem in the west

29/8/2025, 5:10:49 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

Realized tonight we're going to get fully privatized education far before we ever get single payer healthcare in this country.

29/8/2025, 5:18:45 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

in my day it was part of a COMPLETE breakfast

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28/8/2025, 1:58:01 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

is it full of all the slow-trickle singles from the past 3 years or so? yes. Is it still Pendulum and not bullshit Knife Party? Also yes.

27/8/2025, 5:37:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you cannot defeat me, there is a new Pendulum album.

27/8/2025, 5:37:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
27/8/2025, 1:41:59 AM | 17231 4506 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

I know I'm days late to this but the Taylor Swift Wedding Discourse will break everyone

27/8/2025, 2:51:59 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Casually, I look at my watch, without a care in the world, and offhandedly remark “you know, what if the pizza crust were stuffed?”

27/8/2025, 2:37:24 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

*pulls an oatmeal creme pie out of pocket* "eh, you like that? There's more where that came from."

27/8/2025, 2:37:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

I know this is serious but I keep picturing American Influence Operations as one dude slowly sliding a cheeseburger across a table while nodding.

27/8/2025, 2:36:23 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

it’s wild that we’re watching the fascist transformation of the country and each thing gets about 6 hours of attention before the next thing hits the cycle

27/8/2025, 1:23:09 PM | 31 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, dang. Mathis gone.

26/8/2025, 1:53:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

The only reason anyone has to use it is because it was marketed as functionally free storage and companies hated paying for file servers. Now it’s 15 clicks to save something instead of an easy share drive

26/8/2025, 1:49:11 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know a single person that doesn’t hate Sharepoint with a burning passion. It sucks, it’s a pain to navigate. Groups sit around and entropy keeps making more. No one wants to use it.

26/8/2025, 1:47:45 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

“We’ve somehow made everyone’s least favorite product much, much worse.”

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26/8/2025, 1:45:12 PM | 38 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike (@85mf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

when I put ten dollars worth of quarters in the NBA Jam machine

26/8/2025, 1:13:25 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

accidentally opened X The Everything App for Broncos cut news and this was the first thing I saw

26/8/2025, 1:10:28 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao

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26/8/2025, 1:09:54 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted

the central theme in conservatism is “we don’t like this so we’re taking it away from all of you and we also will not present any solutions ourselves.”. it is foundational to the entire movement. they can’t solve shit. just slash and burn whatever is making them unhappy at the moment

25/8/2025, 4:38:40 PM | 191 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

Kokomo is fine

25/8/2025, 4:40:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

look at the gift my dnd players got me

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25/8/2025, 2:19:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

oh right, Gristopher Bigmeat has been officially rejected

25/8/2025, 1:15:01 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I use a markov generator to make some options for original, legit names (especially for modern day settings) and this computer literally gave me “Dicks Cumming”

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25/8/2025, 1:12:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

it did not

24/8/2025, 3:13:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

Gristopher Bigmeat

24/8/2025, 2:42:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

When I draft a fullback in the first round

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24/8/2025, 12:32:46 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean at least they're coming right out and saying now that they don't care about anyone else

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22/8/2025, 5:00:25 AM | 32 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

I love when I’m writing an email and I get the “hey maybe you could write this better” popup. Really makes me feel great

21/8/2025, 8:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

Every idiot techbro CEO should be forced to read real-people feedback of products to realize where people actually are in life. Like this guy who wants to just.... be able to find his PRINTED EMAILS in a pile of everyone else's PRINTED EMAILS.

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21/8/2025, 8:21:07 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

A cool thing will be when every company will price gouge for a quick quarterly profit under the blanket of 'tariffs', even if it doesn't actually apply. It's 'supply-chain' all over again! Yay!

21/8/2025, 4:40:42 PM | 36 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I deleted thing because I was intending it to be a bit of gallows humor about how we are fucking up research monies but then realizes it could be misinfo so my apologies on that one.

21/8/2025, 4:32:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Best news I’ve heard all day!

21/8/2025, 4:30:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gonna do donuts in the Colorado Springs parking lot today

21/8/2025, 2:44:24 PM | 36 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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pitt

20/8/2025, 10:43:37 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

(👉゚ヮ゚)👉

20/8/2025, 2:36:03 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now that's what i call butt rock

20/8/2025, 2:35:43 PM | 49 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've always wondered if decades of non-stop true crime and scripted police procedurals as the vast majority of nightly general entertainment makes people think we live in Murder World. (this theory is based on my mom)

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20/8/2025, 2:30:24 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

say hi to bagel right fucking now

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20/8/2025, 1:58:52 PM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacob T. Levy (@jacobtlevy.bsky.social) reposted

The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.

19/8/2025, 6:09:28 PM | 8242 3531 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

NEXT is the template for how to have good local news in 2025. And it’s going to be neutered down and turned into the two talking heads both-siding every bad and corrupt state policy now. Just like every other station.

20/8/2025, 1:40:49 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it biased left? No. It called out right wing bullshit a ton because that’s what it was: bullshit. It always led with facts. It called out corruption and blindly political moves, unlike most legacy media nowadays. But that can’t happen now. We all get to have Fox News or Fox News Local now.

20/8/2025, 1:38:43 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

this fucking sucks. This is the only good local news I’ve ever seen and enjoy. And it’ll be stripped down because they have the audacity to call out shitty corruption in the state.

20/8/2025, 1:36:15 AM | 44 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

AI tools aren't the worst when they aren't used to increase the load on strained people in the name of profit optimization, forcing reliance on the tool instead of human intuition. Anyway good thing the world doesn't choose that option every single time it's presented.

19/8/2025, 5:15:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

it makes sense that the downfall of society would be because people found a tool that could make them lazier at the expense of accuracy. Anyway can't wait to die from chatgpt

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19/8/2025, 5:11:56 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Dickey (@colindickey.com) reposted

Years ago my friend Sheli would sometimes use the phrase, “the aesthetics of sub-competency,” and it’s a phrase I think about a lot lately.

An AI generated ad in the window of a bar in my neighborhood announcing fast delivery via Grubhub and Uber Eats, as well as Uber Neats, Uber Eatsats and Uieber. It promises the food will come “Fast Nowy!”
18/8/2025, 2:06:26 AM | 283 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I'm down 100lbs. Fuck you.

18/8/2025, 5:11:44 PM | 60 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm on 10 now. I was on 10 for a few months with no problem, skipped a week and a half, and going back on gave me some serious bubble-guts. each week since has been a little better each time so I'll get back to it. 5 and 7.5 gave me no probs (Monjuaro)

18/8/2025, 5:11:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

if people are going to high-horse me about GLP1's I'll let you know that I'm much happier than I was when I started, my numbers (not just weight) look far better. It's an adjustment for sure but I don't have the time for "you didn't do it the RIGHT way" discourse.

18/8/2025, 5:07:07 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

as a diabetes-haver I thankfully have mine paid for by insurance. It's been life changing, though man.... lately, I gotta watch out for bubble guts the likes of which you've never experienced.

18/8/2025, 5:05:52 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

h2p

15/8/2025, 4:57:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted

gimme the meatball, a foot-long roll got a message for the goon out on patrol then run away

15/8/2025, 2:26:05 PM | 148 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

no one asked for AI in MS Paint and Notepad. No one wants Recall. An AI sidebar that lets you choose between models that meet some modicum of privacy standard is fine. Make AI opt-in and make a switch to ban it easily.

14/8/2025, 2:49:59 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop hiring executives and Thought Leaders and just improve on people want. They don’t want AI pushing itself into everything (and requiring a subscription). They want to do what they do now, fast. Iterative improvements are okay. You aren’t Steve Jobs.

14/8/2025, 2:48:01 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Every dollar this man makes in a salary is wasted money

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14/8/2025, 2:25:33 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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None of this will work, it’ll be a huge bloated failure and they’ll walk back most of it in 6 months if it even launches with any of this garbage because corporate customers will be out for blood (or just ignore it like 8)

14/8/2025, 2:23:51 AM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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when a forgetful alchemist asks you to clean out his basement for the 30th time

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13/8/2025, 11:00:38 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so sorry, Dawn.

13/8/2025, 7:59:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hashbrowns

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12/8/2025, 7:18:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

May i interest you in Jeans+? For 35.99 you will have Jeans shipped to your door, add the Family Pack for 10.99 more and have Two Jeans sent per month. Included is JeansCare, (one denim patch per billing cycle, terms apply)

11/8/2025, 3:37:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

"we are updating the price of Jeans to 14.99 a month. We hope you appreciate the value that Jeans provide you. Please be sure to update your payment method for Jeans before the end of your plan period to ensure continued Jeans functionality."

11/8/2025, 3:33:34 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hayden (@hjrrockies.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“Levi’s: the only thing more binding than the crotch will be the arbitration clause”

11/8/2025, 3:26:00 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)

can’t wait to see what rights I’m signing away when I wear pants

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11/8/2025, 3:18:45 PM | 46 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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what idiot called it a sex dungeon and not a boobliette

10/8/2025, 7:21:27 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh you mean my temp tags from 2021 are no longer valid?

10/8/2025, 7:09:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I truly am a trailblazer!" - Robert Chevrolet

10/8/2025, 2:30:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

Brb I’ll run over and do it I’ve played ms flight sim

9/8/2025, 8:45:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t need to. It was already used to make that food back then

9/8/2025, 8:10:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent

cleaned up well!

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