Michael Dorito
@spilly.bsky.social
we're all just trying to do our best.
created May 28, 2023
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Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
“Why should I be uncomfortable” is the tagline for all right-wingers. Once it became the rallying cry to disobey the audacity of medical professionals that want to save people, it became culture war to oppose them on everything.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
I firmly believe this all happened because people felt inconvenienced wearing a mask during covid
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Dummies, don’t they know that Colorado is closer to space
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
My cats only like @spillygal.bsky.social and run away from me, and that sucks a lot
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Ok! Ok I got home. It can Happen now.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
FYI we are going into the mountains tomorrow without signal so if It Happens I’m going to miss it
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The day it happens will be the best day of all time on social media
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
There is no heaven for you
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Aaaargh
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
This goes double for email marketing. Stop reaching out EVERY DAY
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Notifications that are just ads should be illegal. I shouldn’t have to give up legitimate notices for apps I’d like to have them from just to get rid of the daily constant marketing
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Raise taxes on these people
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61-9 lol. I mean, yeah, Duquesne, but still.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Already muting the lastest ACC ad that's going to be on every single commercial break for 4 months
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
(Score is 41-6) ANNOUNCER: "This is starting to trend lopsided"
Chas Rich (@chasrich.bsky.social) reposted
Duquesne has a running back named Butts. He wears 0. So after every carry the PA says "zero Butts..." And I involuntarily giggle.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
"All the iPads have overheated" is such a funny thing
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RUNNING BEHIND THOSE BIG HOGS
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enjoying football
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GOTTA GET THOSE BIG HOGS SETTLED IN
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hysterical that Duquesne is closer to the stadium than Pitt
treb (@treblaw.bsky.social) reposted
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Imagine putting on the longhorn head and becoming the ultimate troll though
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
never forget that pitt delivered pat mcafee one of the worst days of his life
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
pitt
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guess what guys
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Oh good ESPN streaming won’t accept the plan / pair code. Love the first day of college football
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
this one is Foundry VTT - the one I use for a different game is Obsidian (that one is in person).
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Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah #3 needs to be Kleincalvin
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
shit, it should be Kleincalvin
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
back on my bullshit
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
i dunno i think a man just figured out the drought problem in the west
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Realized tonight we're going to get fully privatized education far before we ever get single payer healthcare in this country.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
in my day it was part of a COMPLETE breakfast
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
is it full of all the slow-trickle singles from the past 3 years or so? yes. Is it still Pendulum and not bullshit Knife Party? Also yes.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
you cannot defeat me, there is a new Pendulum album.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
I know I'm days late to this but the Taylor Swift Wedding Discourse will break everyone
Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Casually, I look at my watch, without a care in the world, and offhandedly remark “you know, what if the pizza crust were stuffed?”
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
*pulls an oatmeal creme pie out of pocket* "eh, you like that? There's more where that came from."
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
I know this is serious but I keep picturing American Influence Operations as one dude slowly sliding a cheeseburger across a table while nodding.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
it’s wild that we’re watching the fascist transformation of the country and each thing gets about 6 hours of attention before the next thing hits the cycle
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Ah, dang. Mathis gone.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
The only reason anyone has to use it is because it was marketed as functionally free storage and companies hated paying for file servers. Now it’s 15 clicks to save something instead of an easy share drive
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know a single person that doesn’t hate Sharepoint with a burning passion. It sucks, it’s a pain to navigate. Groups sit around and entropy keeps making more. No one wants to use it.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
“We’ve somehow made everyone’s least favorite product much, much worse.”
Mike (@85mf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
when I put ten dollars worth of quarters in the NBA Jam machine
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
accidentally opened X The Everything App for Broncos cut news and this was the first thing I saw
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
lmao
Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) reposted
the central theme in conservatism is “we don’t like this so we’re taking it away from all of you and we also will not present any solutions ourselves.”. it is foundational to the entire movement. they can’t solve shit. just slash and burn whatever is making them unhappy at the moment
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Kokomo is fine
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
look at the gift my dnd players got me
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
oh right, Gristopher Bigmeat has been officially rejected
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes I use a markov generator to make some options for original, legit names (especially for modern day settings) and this computer literally gave me “Dicks Cumming”
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
it did not
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Gristopher Bigmeat
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When I draft a fullback in the first round
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I mean at least they're coming right out and saying now that they don't care about anyone else
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
I love when I’m writing an email and I get the “hey maybe you could write this better” popup. Really makes me feel great
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Every idiot techbro CEO should be forced to read real-people feedback of products to realize where people actually are in life. Like this guy who wants to just.... be able to find his PRINTED EMAILS in a pile of everyone else's PRINTED EMAILS.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
A cool thing will be when every company will price gouge for a quick quarterly profit under the blanket of 'tariffs', even if it doesn't actually apply. It's 'supply-chain' all over again! Yay!
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I deleted thing because I was intending it to be a bit of gallows humor about how we are fucking up research monies but then realizes it could be misinfo so my apologies on that one.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Best news I’ve heard all day!
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
gonna do donuts in the Colorado Springs parking lot today
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pitt
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
(👉゚ヮ゚)👉
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
now that's what i call butt rock
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
I've always wondered if decades of non-stop true crime and scripted police procedurals as the vast majority of nightly general entertainment makes people think we live in Murder World. (this theory is based on my mom)
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
say hi to bagel right fucking now
Jacob T. Levy (@jacobtlevy.bsky.social) reposted
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
NEXT is the template for how to have good local news in 2025. And it’s going to be neutered down and turned into the two talking heads both-siding every bad and corrupt state policy now. Just like every other station.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it biased left? No. It called out right wing bullshit a ton because that’s what it was: bullshit. It always led with facts. It called out corruption and blindly political moves, unlike most legacy media nowadays. But that can’t happen now. We all get to have Fox News or Fox News Local now.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
this fucking sucks. This is the only good local news I’ve ever seen and enjoy. And it’ll be stripped down because they have the audacity to call out shitty corruption in the state.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
AI tools aren't the worst when they aren't used to increase the load on strained people in the name of profit optimization, forcing reliance on the tool instead of human intuition. Anyway good thing the world doesn't choose that option every single time it's presented.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
it makes sense that the downfall of society would be because people found a tool that could make them lazier at the expense of accuracy. Anyway can't wait to die from chatgpt
Colin Dickey (@colindickey.com) reposted
Years ago my friend Sheli would sometimes use the phrase, “the aesthetics of sub-competency,” and it’s a phrase I think about a lot lately.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I'm down 100lbs. Fuck you.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm on 10 now. I was on 10 for a few months with no problem, skipped a week and a half, and going back on gave me some serious bubble-guts. each week since has been a little better each time so I'll get back to it. 5 and 7.5 gave me no probs (Monjuaro)
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
if people are going to high-horse me about GLP1's I'll let you know that I'm much happier than I was when I started, my numbers (not just weight) look far better. It's an adjustment for sure but I don't have the time for "you didn't do it the RIGHT way" discourse.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
as a diabetes-haver I thankfully have mine paid for by insurance. It's been life changing, though man.... lately, I gotta watch out for bubble guts the likes of which you've never experienced.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
h2p
Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted
gimme the meatball, a foot-long roll got a message for the goon out on patrol then run away
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
no one asked for AI in MS Paint and Notepad. No one wants Recall. An AI sidebar that lets you choose between models that meet some modicum of privacy standard is fine. Make AI opt-in and make a switch to ban it easily.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop hiring executives and Thought Leaders and just improve on people want. They don’t want AI pushing itself into everything (and requiring a subscription). They want to do what they do now, fast. Iterative improvements are okay. You aren’t Steve Jobs.
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Every dollar this man makes in a salary is wasted money
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
None of this will work, it’ll be a huge bloated failure and they’ll walk back most of it in 6 months if it even launches with any of this garbage because corporate customers will be out for blood (or just ignore it like 8)
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
when a forgetful alchemist asks you to clean out his basement for the 30th time
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so sorry, Dawn.
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Hashbrowns
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
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Hayden (@hjrrockies.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“Levi’s: the only thing more binding than the crotch will be the arbitration clause”
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
can’t wait to see what rights I’m signing away when I wear pants
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
what idiot called it a sex dungeon and not a boobliette
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you mean my temp tags from 2021 are no longer valid?
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
"I truly am a trailblazer!" - Robert Chevrolet
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
Brb I’ll run over and do it I’ve played ms flight sim
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social)
Don’t need to. It was already used to make that food back then
Michael Dorito (@spilly.bsky.social) reply parent
cleaned up well!