A centrist is someone who is okay with being mass executed as long as the leftists go first.
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A centrist is someone who is okay with being mass executed as long as the leftists go first.
Nobody better to play Jim Morrison
We snuck back in to see it again
Kilmer was a gift man. I wish only that we had a hundred more movies with him.
Oh my god i forgot this movie what is wrong with me
Jackalcels crashing out rn
Name a movie with a hotter hypothermia scene. You can’t.
It was a spiritual successor to Valkyrie Profile made by the studio that did Skullgirls. It’s decent and has a lot of heart/good art
I was hoping at first that you meant my girl is back
lol that's great
it was actually beautiful. we were all dancing together under one big beautiful bridge
the first time I ever got stoned I became convinced the world was coalescing around becoming eco goth collectivists and listened to Try, Try, Try by Smashing Pumpkins a dozen times
we've still got this banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRHD...
I remember seeing a ~30 comment deep argument about communism between two communists that went from bitter dunks to awkwardly shaking hands. I gasped out loud.
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I have no idea what it tastes like but I'm convinced it could fix me
if the scarlet pimpernel was a plague rat
freedom obsessed libertarians going to make it illegal to discuss anything other than lowering the age of consent
HEY KIDS Can you identify which of the following happened to Lou Reed in “Perfect Day” and which happened to Ice Cube in “It Was A Good Day”?? a) drank sangria in the park b) fed the animals in the zoo c) saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp and it read "Ice Cube's a Pimp" d) later a movie too
can't keep a good man down
Sixty Minute Drag
This Gun’s No Fun
Here in America one of the biggest issues is that our grandpas aren’t having a good enough time jacking off to video games
A healthy virile seventy year old boy
My favorite rhythmic sentence is “nine, ten, a big fat hen”
He’s so lifelike
Anti-communists behave in such weird ways!!
Every day I don’t think about that guy is so nice
His lion mane is making an appearance today
Found a guy on YouTube called steel pan guy and his thing is cooking in steel pans and inventing slurs for people who use teflon. He rocks
I dream about everyone having good food
Scientists Discover World’s Smallest Idea
If they ever make something like braindance I think that “weird sex and violence” themed ones will take a distant second to “relive an all-night video game and movie party with your friends from middle school”
pitchford has been an embarrassment to his industry for multiple decades now. Really can’t wait to see him washed out
How can he keep getting away with it???
I can never hate the haruka section it's too well tuned!
I like to fall back on the synthsky hashtag but most of that isn't actually synth stuff it's people posting their music and I didn't get into synthesizers because I want to hear music!
"all the historians agree with me"
I remember from when I was streaming vanquish all the time
yeah using the share button!
they're passing laws in ohio that are turning the license plates gay www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/09/driv...
the people I describe are as complex and empathetic as mud
the silent center is a huge crowd of consumerist psychopaths who are militantly against anything they see and call anyone with any beliefs radical. They have long since asserted themselves.
no one did it like him!
it's okay that I have a variety of interests!
the high schoolers can read Zamyatin's "We" instead of 1984 and we can teach actual Russian history instead of animal farm
all hail emperor tattle tale
For a start!
orwell made so many people as stupid as himself using his gift of writing
Hey all it's a lovely day. It's tuesday september 16, 2025 and the song for today is Radio by Lana Del Ray
the curse of someone's bedazzled red lobster leftovers
yeah the smell
actually very easy to tell them not to use the stupid victorian lying machine
Big head bros
Utter perfection
someone call his employer
everythingeverythingeverythingeverything im invisible im invisible im invisible im invisible AN ERASER OF LOVE AN ERASER OF LOVE
increasingly often i find myself wondering what the hell people are even talking about
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones
Methinks the dillo doth protest too much
What the
Nightmare!
Just locked my keys in my car so I got that going for me
Pound some class consciousness into me
I usually just wear something warm but I’ll try witchy next time. It’ll be amusing if nothing else
My ass every time I have to wake up at midnight for inventory:
I’m on half a dozen lists as a huge bigot!
Did you accidentally miss every single day of school
incredible community! I would've probably had no friends in the city if it weren't for the old death guild crew
That would be my first big indulgence. Then I would end world hunger and introduce a universal basic synthesizer program
If I had a trillion dollars I’d get the Wes Anderson car on the orient express
I thought it was named after Dr Marvin Monroe from the Simpsons
The clubs and venues are the main thing I miss about the bay. Had a job as a part time cook for DNA Lounge back almost 20 years and got to meet a lot of great people and see so many good shows.
That looks cool!
Killer7 accidentally got closer while trying to get further away
I loved bottom of the hill. I still remember the last show I saw there: IAMX and it was perfect
Very
Yeah that movie rocked
Wes Anderson’s Uncut Gems
Stuffed with crème brûlée
Watching the Phoenician Scheme
Early bday present
don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists
shit that's kid number 3's college. Remind me tomorrow to request another cancellation, I guess this one didn't stick either.
I’m basically minor Twitter pantheon at this point
/brag
I had forgotten we were mutuals on the old site
Bless Charlie Kirk’s sainted war widow with gifts of frankincense and myrrh. Anoint her with gold and currency. Elevate her to godhood in the name of her fallen husband. Give money to her sacred apparition or tremble and live in fear of her swift vengeance
Explaining to my wife and kids that I fat fingered a small donation and now we don’t have a house anymore
I’m wishing ill on someone rn
Accidentally mashing them all with my huge greasy fingers covered in fry sauce
I’m gonna post the same thing here: A modulating sequence of hell yeahs recurring infinitely in all possible variations
Hope you’re having a joy joy day, Mr Dread
I love it!
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“Dark phantoms of the past Some things are best forgotten Like Orpheus, don't look back The best years are waiting for you And then the clouds break A ray of sunlight, gloria! As if a promise Some strange kind of euphoria”
Killing Joke so good band