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Alex Kriege

@spoonlurker.bsky.social

When I found myself in the whirlpool, spinning down the drain, I grabbed a surfboard, and enjoyed the ride. 😶

created November 17, 2024

321 followers 326 following 956 posts

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Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Never had a wild one. Too scary.

31/8/2025, 11:10:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nay (dino) 🖤🦇 (@lilblackheart.bsky.social) reposted

just need to take care of one last thing before i start my soft girl era.

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31/8/2025, 10:54:04 PM | 51 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

If things are looking downhill for you, do a handstand and enjoy the view.

31/8/2025, 6:01:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:51:07 PM | 37 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:39:13 PM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rhonda (@silverarticfox.bsky.social) reposted

Finally! 9/3 there will 10 survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s abuse—some of whom will be speaking publicly for the first time—to attend and share their experiences - at the House Triangle (Capitol Hill) aimed at urging the release of additional records from the “Epstein Files.”

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31/8/2025, 2:08:43 PM | 33 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

All this technology to bring us together, and we will never touch, hug or feel each other.

31/8/2025, 9:09:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

What in the ever loving fuck is going on here

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31/8/2025, 3:07:07 AM | 10978 2401 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

A world filled with people, and filled with loneliness.

31/8/2025, 7:59:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rafi's Capture 📸 (@rafiscapture.bsky.social) reposted

Every misty road hides a thousand untold stories.

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31/8/2025, 5:21:02 AM | 91 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

I love them.

31/8/2025, 2:12:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture disturbedByVoices (@godhatesgoth.bsky.social) reposted

We have an optometrist's shop here that has the same signs in various states of bent... I laughed about it to the front counter woman, and she said she'd never caught the joke.

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30/8/2025, 11:46:29 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

No matter. Your pics will still come out fine. 😁

31/8/2025, 2:09:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s going to be mild. A few storms. But that’s it.

31/8/2025, 1:56:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant

30/8/2025, 5:30:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

I like duvet’s not so much for warmth, but the feeling of being cuddled. 🙂

30/8/2025, 7:16:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice

30/8/2025, 6:49:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

😁 I used to have to go wiggle her to stop.

30/8/2025, 6:49:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wilbur72 (@wilbur72.bsky.social) reposted

“Just be yourself” is probably the worst advice you can give to someone who actually needed your advice in the first place.

30/8/2025, 1:23:33 AM | 33 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Helena Fitzgerald (@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social) reposted

“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb

30/8/2025, 12:15:16 AM | 4711 950 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

I belong to the Beat generation. I don’t let anything trouble my mind. I belong to the Beat generation. And everything is going just fine.

30/8/2025, 5:58:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely. You dig your sky. 👍

30/8/2025, 5:37:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Spock 🖖 (@spockresists.bsky.social) reposted

Seriously. If prayer is so powerful, why hasn’t the mass shootings stopped? Wouldn’t that mean that God just doesn’t care? He hears. But shrugs his shoulders?!? So how then is prayer actually helpful? What comfort does it give when a child has been riddled with bullets?

29/8/2025, 5:00:26 AM | 444 109 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:44:13 AM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture debbshock (@debbshock.bsky.social) reposted

sweet. arstechnica.com/science/2025...

28/8/2025, 2:57:33 AM | 107 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

In order to find truth, you need to talk to those outside your realm.

24/8/2025, 1:47:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ciara Torres-Spelliscy (@profciara.bsky.social) reposted

My son started volunteering at a animal rescue. Looks like very hard work. #catsky #petsky

Grey kitten being cuddled
23/8/2025, 11:38:05 PM | 166 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Willy do.

24/8/2025, 12:03:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

And the farts.

23/8/2025, 11:58:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant 😅😅

23/8/2025, 11:58:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

They are training us now... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky

23/8/2025, 8:33:14 AM | 5739 882 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

This kid asked me what an MTV is? I started to answer, but just walked away.

23/8/2025, 11:57:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

What a wicked thing we grieve, When we practice to believe.

21/8/2025, 6:54:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice. Weird, but nice. 🙂

19/8/2025, 10:11:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted

order a whole pie for lunch who gives a fuck

19/8/2025, 8:59:47 PM | 538 97 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

These frikkin crime shows! Going on about the cops Undy Turd. Who needs to know that??

19/8/2025, 8:17:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted

Newsmax settlement 67 million to Dominion admitting election lies & right on cue dickopotumus is messing w our voting system cause he’s butt hurt he lost 2020 & has the mental maturity of toe jam

18/8/2025, 5:15:39 PM | 293 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OSKYWOSKY (@oskywosky.bsky.social) reposted

This isn't going away donnie rotten hands!

18/8/2025, 1:47:04 PM | 3170 1031 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

"THE ART OF THE KNEEL" TRUMP: "You have to agree to a ceasefire or there will be sanctions." PUTIN: "No ceasefire." TRUMP: "OK." PUTIN: "And no sanctions." TRUMP: "OK." PUTIN: "We're done. Thanks for the red carpet and photo ops."

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17/8/2025, 5:05:02 PM | 4856 1541 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

They are. They know we will be their food soon.

17/8/2025, 7:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rhonda (@silverarticfox.bsky.social) reposted

REMINDER: Ghillaine Maxwell is NOT a victim. She's a PREDATOR. #epsteinfiles

17/8/2025, 1:46:39 PM | 45 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted

A.I.:

Ralph Wiggum sits at a computer with the letters CAT on the screen along with a red cat. The caption says
17/8/2025, 3:37:43 PM | 3959 560 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Or your future…..

17/8/2025, 7:16:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

😁👍

17/8/2025, 2:34:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

How do you get a stubborn song out of your head?

17/8/2025, 2:31:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

😊

16/8/2025, 9:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

I see them! Shhhh.

16/8/2025, 5:43:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

Time to kick some Wallaby ass! 🏉

16/8/2025, 2:26:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

I’m addicted to true crime shows. Weird, hey?

16/8/2025, 1:18:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture debbshock (@debbshock.bsky.social) reposted

me

a baby bat hanging upside down adorably
15/8/2025, 3:06:12 AM | 175 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

😅😅

15/8/2025, 5:17:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

End of the world. Namibia. Lovely

15/8/2025, 4:11:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

Flaws are there to forgive and fall in love with. Flawless is hollow and fake. 🧐

15/8/2025, 4:09:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

And piss on your grave If not too soon.

13/8/2025, 9:54:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

If you are going to get blamed anyway, just do it. F them

13/8/2025, 4:18:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 11:05:42 PM | 11598 2168 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe it’s November already! Geeze!

11/8/2025, 3:53:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted

Owl Core. Good Morning Blue Sky

11/8/2025, 11:42:08 AM | 17103 2266 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

We all are. Let’s meet up in 26. Hang out. 😁

9/8/2025, 10:44:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

African Buffalo Bags Millionaire.

9/8/2025, 11:40:20 AM | 6627 1201 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 3:41:13 PM | 47 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Slak

9/8/2025, 3:48:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

A dagger in the heart, Wistful pain of loss. Why are we apart? Why is our love gone?

9/8/2025, 5:37:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

When two kiss, and their eye glasses get in the way and clack together. Nerd love. At least it’s real.

9/8/2025, 5:08:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Drugs much?

8/8/2025, 10:49:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muffin oracle 🧁🏳️‍🌈 ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🔮 (@snappleroan.bsky.social) reposted

looking for a good depression era cookbook... but the search is difficult because i don't mean post-WWI i mean ✨yaaaasss she's in her depression era! this bitch hates cooking!✨

8/8/2025, 3:58:25 PM | 40 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

The weekend

8/8/2025, 10:46:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Whimsical Muse (@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social) reposted

Okay but hear me out: A book club that meets by candlelight in an ominous Victorian mansion during every full moon.

7/8/2025, 7:28:34 PM | 346 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Daily smile for today... ☺️ #bluesky

6/8/2025, 10:16:59 AM | 9555 1155 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

CROWD BELOW: "Jump! Jump!"

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5/8/2025, 4:47:33 PM | 17410 2984 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Arnol (@robertarnol.bsky.social) reposted

Morning. ☕️

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4/8/2025, 10:06:13 PM | 4799 409 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

Cows watching porn.

2/8/2025, 2:16:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Bad habit.

29/7/2025, 8:52:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sweetie π (@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social) reposted

come with me if you don’t want to live

29/7/2025, 1:24:18 PM | 145 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

Some folks haven’t spent decades fighting a GOP-dominated government and it shows… The GOP always lies. They are corrupted by big donors. They cover up both lies and corruption. They never admit to any wrongdoing. They project their illegal activity on to the other side. Rinse. Repeat.

29/7/2025, 1:34:31 PM | 8491 2318 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it happens. 🙁

29/7/2025, 5:06:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes M’am!

29/7/2025, 5:05:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome

28/7/2025, 11:19:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for being a good person. 🙂

28/7/2025, 3:44:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

This is my new favourite video... ❤️

28/7/2025, 5:30:53 AM | 869 92 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks ominous. 🙂

28/7/2025, 5:41:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cest la vie

28/7/2025, 5:40:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

I truly wish I had never met you. Finding love and kindness that I sought. But the love wasn’t true. And neither were you.

27/7/2025, 11:16:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social)

True love is asking her to get this Zit on your back. And she says, “Sure.”

27/7/2025, 11:00:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Every #bluesky timeline needs a happy owl... 😊

26/7/2025, 11:21:27 PM | 1163 178 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Decisions, decisions …

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27/7/2025, 3:55:44 PM | 520 135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Kim Shady (@kimmysunshine.bsky.social) reposted

This is my son Epstein and his brother Miles. I mean Files

27/7/2025, 4:13:17 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmm, Beef.

27/7/2025, 2:56:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

Mike Johnson is proof God wants us to punch people.

World’s most punchable face.
27/7/2025, 12:22:56 PM | 9593 1591 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Love it

26/7/2025, 10:08:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 4:35:08 PM | 3065 767 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful

26/7/2025, 9:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Look how easy it is to get along when there’s enough food to go around for everyone... 😊

26/7/2025, 5:14:49 PM | 1213 226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kriege (@spoonlurker.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome

26/7/2025, 9:57:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rod,Tia & Lola's dad (@roddsdad.bsky.social) reposted

'A big fat man': Ex-GOP reacts to South Park's 'bully' Trump slam www.rawstory.com/a-big-fat-ma...

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