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@sprintz.bsky.social

created November 20, 2024

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Yes, we’ve seen “Idiocracy”

29/8/2025, 7:59:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has friends?

25/8/2025, 6:15:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are judges going on Fox?

25/8/2025, 5:00:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He seems nice

20/8/2025, 5:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How bad slavery ? Jesus

20/8/2025, 2:03:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huh?

17/8/2025, 9:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

14/8/2025, 10:58:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

Whilst she’s in the deep state and isn’t it’s propaganda arm. Every accusation is a confession

5/8/2025, 11:53:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

Because an actresses career has a shelf life and one must strike while the iron is hot.

1/8/2025, 4:11:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shouldn’t it be “we were” had? How does he get to say “they”

30/7/2025, 6:09:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harsh. Perhaps “rarely” is more accurate

28/7/2025, 5:33:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

24/7/2025, 11:24:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re quick to turn

22/7/2025, 9:49:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better than one day

21/7/2025, 11:30:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Left handed hand shaking? Why do they lie about everything?

17/7/2025, 6:26:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putinesque, see Kraft, Robert

15/7/2025, 3:57:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something like: “The Salisbury steak tried to beat out of the cup of coffee but the coffee was too weak to defend itself.”

10/7/2025, 3:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wants out but he signed. So much click bait driven out there.

30/6/2025, 6:14:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big deal. They know they have the votes

28/6/2025, 8:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that her gavel? Does she bring to work in a custom case, like a pool shark?

24/6/2025, 6:32:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s lucky she didn’t tear her achilles

24/6/2025, 3:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Define “assault”

20/6/2025, 5:30:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They never do

17/6/2025, 9:06:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Copy that. Missed point

17/6/2025, 8:19:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he though?

17/6/2025, 7:40:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure she’ll say they are if questioned

17/6/2025, 7:32:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m defending him because he’s been as clutch as anyone I’ve seen in a long time. I suspect we’ll find out after the series is over about an injury.

17/6/2025, 6:40:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It could be that Dort is better at defense than Hallie is at offense.

17/6/2025, 4:04:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking liar. “The worst of the worst” aren’t hard working low paid strawberry pickers

17/6/2025, 3:36:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like Paulie in “Goodfellas”.

17/6/2025, 3:35:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So if you’re talking individually, perhaps there was a choke, or he’s hurt. As a team, there was no choke they just go outplayed by a better team. I’m rooting against the Zombie Sonics, but I think it’s a wrap.

17/6/2025, 2:52:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, OKC is simply the better team

17/6/2025, 5:43:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pets always start looking like their owners

15/6/2025, 5:46:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too soon

14/6/2025, 7:00:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

So what. They’ll vote for it

12/6/2025, 12:12:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an asshole

10/6/2025, 3:50:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.

9/6/2025, 7:41:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As was Blake Edwards

1/6/2025, 3:27:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck are they even talking about?

30/5/2025, 6:20:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure. How?

16/5/2025, 8:55:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he gets to live in the Robert Evans estate.

14/5/2025, 7:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s right. We elected him

14/5/2025, 2:06:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/5/2025, 7:05:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking liar

13/5/2025, 5:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

My son just pointed out to me that His Holiness Pope Leo XIV, as a Villanova graduate, may well be the first supreme pontiff who has been to a Wawa

8/5/2025, 10:11:40 PM | 5923 580 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

Simple minded

6/5/2025, 5:46:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

Why take the vote if you don’t have the vote? This was “ bipartisan” theater

1/5/2025, 10:12:26 PM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet their shame will never be washed clean

30/4/2025, 3:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, the federal government might crash. But never fear: we have backed up all the data in the Kremlin. by Elon Musk and Peter Thiel

28/4/2025, 3:20:01 PM | 892 152 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I have to?

27/4/2025, 6:57:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking liar

25/4/2025, 3:36:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks forward to a funeral. What a ghoul

22/4/2025, 12:03:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guys he got rid of were his friends

21/4/2025, 5:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gaping a**hole

21/4/2025, 5:06:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She seems nice

21/4/2025, 3:10:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They look like Maralago girls

12/4/2025, 8:17:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

4/4/2025, 7:28:59 PM | 23043 4362 | View on Bluesky | view

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She seems nice

2/4/2025, 10:04:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not up to you, dipshit

31/3/2025, 2:53:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“All time approval rating of anyone”. State TV

28/3/2025, 7:27:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn’t have to worry anymore about losing his job

18/3/2025, 5:59:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charles Manson

18/3/2025, 5:54:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess they haven’t thanked us enough

17/3/2025, 5:47:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck is he talking about? Is he really this stupid? Since he’s incapable of admitting error he will never again in his life learn anything new.

13/3/2025, 7:36:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll take it.

11/3/2025, 2:33:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess they didn’t rake the forest.

3/3/2025, 10:45:15 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We accept you, one of us

26/2/2025, 7:38:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll blame Biden

25/2/2025, 10:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a dick

21/2/2025, 7:59:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

19/2/2025, 2:05:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll Learn his leason

7/2/2025, 6:32:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now you’re talking!

5/2/2025, 4:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re federal crimes. Trumps justice department would have to be involved. So no, won’t happen

5/2/2025, 4:45:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bronny played less than 2 minutes. Ended up one but…

22/1/2025, 7:05:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Hahn (@georgehahn.com) reposted

How much longer will we have to endure the wrath of boring, unattractive white men who are furious that more people aren’t as impressed with them as they think we should be?

21/1/2025, 3:39:24 PM | 2893 319 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a moron

17/1/2025, 9:57:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And there are no clouds during a Santa Ana wind.

16/1/2025, 6:02:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Birds of a feather…

16/12/2024, 10:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

16/12/2024, 10:26:14 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s what happens when you take out a 45 billion dollar loan to buy a bigger company

16/12/2024, 6:42:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a pussy

11/12/2024, 5:15:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sounds like a douche

5/12/2024, 9:00:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First World problems.

28/11/2024, 12:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And for Tracy, who just blocked me, you mistake grim facts for support. Musk is an evil Bond villain. He did win the election. Let the fascism begin

27/11/2024, 10:39:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sprintz.bsky.social (@sprintz.bsky.social) reply parent

Um. Cool. I think Musk is an evil Bond villain but he won the election and will turn full fascist . You don’t see that?

27/11/2024, 10:37:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well didn’t he?

27/11/2024, 10:33:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Statute of limitations?

25/11/2024, 10:25:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I already miss him

21/11/2024, 5:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/11/2024, 5:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view