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sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Also what 21 year old calls it a squad car? Cop car, the cops, po po, not squad car.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Just a thought, are there some online courses maybe via UA that she can start and get some credits going? Take some prerequisites that way?

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a high school mean girl wrote that. Also, release the Epstein files.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

The Onion was so great after that day. My favorite article headline was, “Terrorists Surprised to Find Themselves in Hell.”

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite insult word.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

This is correct.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Orange Crush

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

My husband’s and my lilly white butts were married in Mexico. I need to somehow incorporate this into my daily life.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Seance?

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Both of those words are redundant at this point.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

A+

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Outstanding!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Another name for a sub sandwich is a hero.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG! I didn’t know that. I’m an Iowa grad. Gross 🤢. Well there’s also Matthew Whittaker too - what a douche that guy is.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

This wouldn’t fly with Macron. Macron needs to give a seminar on this to other world leaders.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally on brand

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

And/or Connie Francis

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG! 😆 I love that movie!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

True. I certainly shouldn’t insult gorillas like that. How about a deaf and blind MAGA instead?

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

A blind and deaf gorilla?

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I work with a lot of non native English speakers and every one of them writes phenomenally better English than this drivel.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

What a ghoul

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s going to need a new pair of knee pads.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

100 percent

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Or not the killing of Osama Bin Laden. While smaller in scale that was complex and secretive.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been saying this for years.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s good to have choices.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Continuing to be a massive douche canoe.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably more like Everclear.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Mouse turds. That’s what my dad would call mustard when I was a kid.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Wayne’s World!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi Spike!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Flad Day is in reference to Fladamir, Putin’s younger slightly more effete brother.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

That looks like the same keffiyeh wearing guy from Dodger stadium

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Internet winner right here ladies and germs!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a huge one in Chicago. I was there.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

From yesterday.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you to the land of my heritage!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Palatine, IL

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

The nuns at my high school didn’t wear crosses that big.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

We had the same chicken at ours - NW suburban Chicago.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

He rocked that tan suit!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely adore this man!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Mayor of Boston is an Asian woman.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

The I wouldn’t be caught dead in that store.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to say the same thing about the horses.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes you can because Kirk growing facial hair could take decades.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Jon-Eric Hexum and Brandon Lee both learned this the hard way.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

The dates aren’t wrong, just in European style, X and puke social use U.S. date formats. It’s fake.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Incel alert.🚨

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh snap!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice rack!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Throw in Boebert and you have the trifecta of dumb.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Everybody’s doing the Michigan Rag!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m laughing way too hard at this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

😆 A+

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

This is gross and amusing all at the same time.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

He capitalizes random words except for VAT, which an actual acronym. He probably thinks it’s a vat like a vat of cheese. I’m sure he has no idea what Value Added Tax is.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

For the 90 millionth time, this is why every president has a vice president and a succession plan. My brother was only 58 when he died from pancreatic cancer. Give it a rest.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

💯

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Me, and super skeptical about everything.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

On brand

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, she is showing her kid a book, but it’s probs the Bible though.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree with your sentiment here in general, but bottom line, after Biden won and took office, he was going to be a one term president. But in a normal world trump would have and should’ve been in prison or lost most support from GOP. That didn’t happen.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring it congressman! 😀

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

If the word “douche” was a photo.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

This seems a tad sketchy.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Loki

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Better question, what is he not drinking?

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Check the nearest frat kegger.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

A friend of mine has the same flag. She also has a really cool Gulf of Mexico shirt.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorgeous birdie!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

If anyone needs “shots” it’s him.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s in the midst of a disassociatve fugue state.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Love my gov

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a good name for a band.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing near me but a bunch of stuff in the city, however nothing I would use anyway. Good to know, saw some random restaurants that I’ll avoid.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Illinoisan here. No.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet the I’m a sad billionaire and I don’t know why everyone hates me hotline is up and running

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social)

Dick Durbin will not run for reelection. How about Sean Casten for IL senate?

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

He was playing with his GI Joes when he thought up this drivel.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cosplaying douche canoe.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone on the take.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems fitting that all these nimrods are shtupping each other.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d venture to guess it’s the same thing he has on Lindsay Graham.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Hang in there Santiago!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably Nambia.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, Jeff rules.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Shitty clothes for dumb skanks.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Derp.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Also done!

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Why isn’t President Bukake wearing a tie? Slob.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

His ghost vomited all over it apparently.

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

I got auto corrected although “Magazine” popped up right after - odd

sschmeich.bsky.social (@sschmeich.bsky.social) reply parent

Correspondence course. Found it in the back of MADD Magazine.