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Stabatha

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🌈Ally Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral? It's Stabatha

created October 23, 2024

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Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

It would be kind of cheating since it's right there in red.

8/9/2025, 1:33:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

No one leaves my party without permission

Gloved hand holding caltrops
8/9/2025, 4:46:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

You mean like Stephen Miller's Land Rover?!

8/9/2025, 4:25:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Poor thing! Yang too has trouble with wood floors and leaping

8/9/2025, 4:06:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Unless they have run flats, no one gets to leave my party until I say so.

A hand-wearing a blue nitril glove holding three large razor-sharp caltrops.
8/9/2025, 2:01:17 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Hopefully true!

8/9/2025, 1:27:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

I sent them my thots and playas.

7/9/2025, 11:23:56 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Chicago Sun says this was for Taste of Chicago. The rest of the backstory invented from whole cloth. I'm retracting my previous post for misinformation. The original source will be blocked.

7/9/2025, 10:56:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Let's please make sure it's really clear that this does not apply to individuals in higher risk groups. Those folks, it can cost them their lives... or worse.

7/9/2025, 5:16:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I should have left the furbie up. I made your skircle Barely

7/9/2025, 5:13:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OMG.WTF πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί (@amsickofpollies.bsky.social) reposted

Pay attention Illinois!! Maybe do the same……

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7/9/2025, 5:19:59 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/9/2025, 4:18:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Right?

7/9/2025, 3:54:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

He's encouraging people to expose themselves to grave risk, but has ZERO intent to defend and indemnify. He's a coward. He needs to sit down and stfu, or stand and be counted. Stop "Gavining" for a presidential bid when we are fully under a dictatorship

7/9/2025, 3:52:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

I'm sure he's "deeply concerned", but with his billions of dollars he can afford lots of pearls to clutch while DollarStore Hitler invades his state and kills his constituents. "A little less conversation, a little more action please All this aggravation ain't satisfactionin' me - Elvis Presley"

7/9/2025, 3:48:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Actual kickoff events need to be actual, not hypothetical. And I'm just not sure if there's that many people who will actually stand up when push comes to literal shove.

7/9/2025, 2:21:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I'm not sure what the event is that kicks it off. There's no onesy-twosy, or "you're just a psycho" in the eyes of public opinion.

7/9/2025, 2:05:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing

7/9/2025, 2:04:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Eventually we're going to have to give them what they want or it's all just going to end with a whimper. Don't forget, they said a couple of years ago that there was going to be a civil war and that it could be bloodless if the left allowed it to be.

6/9/2025, 8:29:43 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

That rainforest chocolate is never as good as it looks. TJs branded peanut butter cups on the other hand....

6/9/2025, 6:47:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

California needs to activate its national guard and send them to the defense of Illinois, it's under invasion by foreign bad actors who somehow managed to buy themselves a presidency.

6/9/2025, 6:42:06 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Good morning to the taskforce assigned to watch me.

6/9/2025, 6:32:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I propose me versus Bobby Brainworm, only one leaves.

6/9/2025, 6:27:50 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Oh no, haven't you heard? He was an FBI informant on Jeffrey Epstein and he was forced to abuse those little girls so he could undercover, don't you know?!

6/9/2025, 5:48:00 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

No, we no longer have a constitution. Well, I mean, we have one. We use it to line bird cages, wrap old fish.

6/9/2025, 1:05:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

The real survival skills come from being so adorable nothing would want to cause you harm.

5/9/2025, 4:02:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

That's the way you get it done!

5/9/2025, 3:55:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Especially if we can melt down the gold with him there.

5/9/2025, 3:51:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

But you still pitched camp successfully. Primitive isn't easy. Neither is ultralight. Rough is what builds memories. But yeah, please be careful with the heat exhaustion! fluid fluid fluid electrolytes, electrolytes, electrolytes. Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood [retired] SAR HA Specialist

5/9/2025, 2:29:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

You got this. It's just going to put you in an accomplishment mindset when you complete it, or even each small task. Every minute you spend in the boonies is a minute you're not lounging in the house. I envy you, no camping for me this year.

5/9/2025, 2:21:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

It was chasing the Brain Worms.

5/9/2025, 2:18:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I would recovery from my disappointment, I'm certain I'm resilient that way

5/9/2025, 12:32:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Nice haul

5/9/2025, 12:05:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Arrest them. Deploy your own National Guard or use your state police or both, but arrest them. Don't let them create mayhem in your neighborhoods. I think the 10th Amendment is pretty clear on this point.

4/9/2025, 10:45:52 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

That it is! I'll take that hit.

4/9/2025, 11:34:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

LAPD is too busy trampling people to death with horses and shooting innocent reporters to bother with little things like abduction. The mayor, the city attorney, and the chief of police should all be arrested, tried, and then, renditioned off to, I don't know, Somalia maybe.

4/9/2025, 6:51:10 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

I'm not entirely sure that's what would happen. Truth is absolute sunlight, and the amount of discovery that would happen, probably, more than anything, scares anyone who could afford to sue them into oblivion.

4/9/2025, 6:45:08 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 6:38:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 6:36:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Just be careful if you're driving. Once you're at the campsite, your instincts will kick in and that'll wake up for a while.

4/9/2025, 6:32:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

😈πŸ”ͺ

3/9/2025, 10:38:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

To those being so critical, just like my Jack Russells, Collie are working dogs. There was never any danger to the puppy. Collies absolutely MUST have work to do. If they don't have work to do, they will go find themselves employment. And that's almost always worse in every possible way.

3/9/2025, 10:34:27 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

That ones are pretty high bar to achieve.

3/9/2025, 10:28:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

It's so that she can leave out the names of the people that paid her.

3/9/2025, 10:27:31 PM | 1 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Lol! For some universe where fat == cool? 😝 😈πŸ”ͺ

3/9/2025, 10:24:06 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Hey, my endorsement is for sale. Just reach out to my accounting team

3/9/2025, 10:20:40 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

πŸ«‚ hey, I know it's really tough, but your next cycle will come around and be good days for a while. I know your pain never really leaves, and I'm sorry for that. But the better days will fall on these bad days. I know I sometimes need a reminder.

3/9/2025, 10:13:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Photo looking down into a large red mostly eaten bag of peanut butter m&m.
3/9/2025, 10:09:18 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Feed him cats.

3/9/2025, 10:02:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Sacramento too. We won't be moderately chilly until late January. Just in time to be hot as fuck again

3/9/2025, 9:53:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Let she who is without sin cast the first stone.

3/9/2025, 9:44:35 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Poor poor abused puppies

3/9/2025, 9:23:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

If only you had called them back about your vehicle's warranty.

3/9/2025, 6:00:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

See?! QED^3

3/9/2025, 2:29:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

πŸ«‚

3/9/2025, 12:27:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Yeah, even the Delta left.

2/9/2025, 11:46:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

See, I told you exercise is unhealthy for you!

2/9/2025, 11:46:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Poor baby

2/9/2025, 11:44:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I live in hell... or Sacramento, there really is no difference.

2/9/2025, 11:43:55 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

No thanks to your dogs! Lol

2/9/2025, 11:20:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Yeah, I've been in front of the air conditioner all morning and I just went out to the garage to get my laundry out of the dryer and a holy crap is so wet out there.

2/9/2025, 11:19:48 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Yes

2/9/2025, 11:19:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Also 100*F at 1600hrs...

2/9/2025, 11:02:09 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

It's really peopley out there

2/9/2025, 10:56:51 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Make Assholes Go Away.

2/9/2025, 9:07:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I imagine, not very creatively, that Swift has never heard of that asshat, and after all this? Still will not have heard of that asshat.

2/9/2025, 4:47:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Well, it was a little tongue-in-cheek. Maybe needed a /snark flag?

2/9/2025, 3:59:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I already posted instructions, thanks And that's not a "dude", it's a very simple bot.

2/9/2025, 3:57:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

ackshually.. ntag215 are less expensive than my ISO18k tags now. Go figger. Smaller too. I'll probably have to put a new reader in there and write some new code. But not for a bit, I bought a thousand of my RFID tags originally so it'll still be a bit. I turn over around 80 books/mo

2/9/2025, 1:51:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

cheap RFID. Being a free library and all, with me as its funding source. ;) I also add custom printed bookmarks to each book, and stamp the inside.

2/9/2025, 1:47:21 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

The AI behind my ShitList tends to find 'em and block 'em pretty quickly. This is at https://bsky[Dot]app/profile/dantheman64.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 9:33:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

Time for me to start meming again?!

A champagne bottle with a gold foil top and a label reading β€œ8647” is placed on a wooden surface. The bottle features a seal with the U.S. presidential emblem. In the background are two American flags and part of the presidential seal, suggesting the setting is the Oval Office.
2/9/2025, 6:23:05 AM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Just AI generated

2/9/2025, 5:45:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Settings -> Accessibility [Check "require alt text before posting"] You can choose to add alt or not with each image, but it's easy to forget. If you turn that on, you can't. Thank you for making the effort! @earthbound420.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 5:35:47 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Without alt text, it's not accessible to those with limited vision.

2/9/2025, 5:28:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gold-colored hearse with the words β€œHEARSE FORCE ONE” painted on the side is parked in front of the White House. The vehicle features gold trim, an American flag decal, and custom gold wheels. ... It's 108% 32.9ct solid 'Guld' from Temu!

2/9/2025, 5:27:25 AM | 30 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

No alt tag? Boo! How can I share?!

2/9/2025, 5:22:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone else suspect that dumbass is going to fake his death, and move into a gold-plated CIA blacksite to escape the Epstein-thing?

2/9/2025, 5:14:44 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm a big meanie. I won't restock the trash that joanne pukes up. And one of hers got caught up in restrictions and bans

2/9/2025, 4:09:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

The number one title that FLIES out of mine is Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak. I scarcely turn my back and it's gone again. F451 is hard to move.

2/9/2025, 12:02:10 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I work from a list of 100, more than half classic required reading in our time. I doubt one could graduate without at least pretending to have consumed most of these - all of which I'd read more than once before 6th grade. But I also try to keep up with modern stuff.

1/9/2025, 11:58:48 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

LDS filled it with their propaganda while I was out. I pulled all but one copy of their book and sent the remainder back to the local group.

1/9/2025, 11:56:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

thank you! Just after I got back from surgery, I restocked Fahrenheit 451, 1984, To Kill a Mockingbird, Hunger Games, The Handmaid's Tale, and Of Mice and Men My inventory system in box says only Mice/Men and F451 are still in there. I have Brave New World, Catcher in Rye, and Twilight to add now

1/9/2025, 11:56:53 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com)

At some point they will either need to fly on their own, or perish as nature demands, in order for their to be further progress

1/9/2025, 11:49:10 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

A lot easier in California to do. We don't have many banned books, so I have to reach out to the less classy states and pull from their lists

1/9/2025, 11:07:55 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I try to keep the top five banned books stocked in my little free library as much as I can.

1/9/2025, 10:58:29 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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For my security peeps... Looks like Mailjet got pwn3d

1/9/2025, 10:44:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ«‚ You have a great support system. You will endure. Really, I must insist.

1/9/2025, 12:58:29 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Garden is rough, squirrels and fish are holding on, thank you! I am probably even a little rougher than the garden. Thank you for asking. How are you holding on with all that continuous stress?

1/9/2025, 11:33:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Close enough and ditto and sorry

1/9/2025, 11:21:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Lol! Precisely

1/9/2025, 7:32:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh darn. More importantly: it's stupid-hot here.... But not as hot as a crematorium. Just sayin.

1/9/2025, 6:21:23 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Great day though!

1/9/2025, 5:51:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Oh sorry, fair enough!" [Puts truck in 4L, airs down, makes new road through high desert scrub]

1/9/2025, 5:49:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

I've spent a ton of time in the high deserts there. Invite them to stop you. They will never be found.

1/9/2025, 5:44:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

You ever been kissed to death?!

1/9/2025, 5:31:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is a very, very short trip to reach their wit's end!

1/9/2025, 4:33:57 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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moderately better looking than the other piece of trash, but hi! Off roader here. That's not an offroad vehicle. Especially not out of the box. You wouldn't even make it down the road halfway to the Rubicon, without a semi loaded with tires following you.

1/9/2025, 4:25:23 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Lol! πŸ₯°

1/9/2025, 1:16:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stabatha (@stabatha.com) reply parent

Damn, my furby- self didn't make it.

1/9/2025, 1:15:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view