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⭐️Star⭐️

@starcurl.bsky.social

Darkly inclined. An anomaly. She/Her. Woke AF. Always show me your pet photos. Cover photo http://sarahelsapinon.com

created August 3, 2023

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Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

The rain is so loud I’ve had to turn my audiobook up

3/9/2025, 2:19:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve not read a romance in years, I’m sure I must have some

2/9/2025, 10:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only book(s) I’ve read where neither were particularly attractive, but they were to each other, was the Divergent series

2/9/2025, 10:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Bryan (@scottygb.bsky.social) reposted

At a time when divisiveness, hatred and exclusion dominates the political and news agenda, Bake Off reminds us all what Britain is really and should be about.

2/9/2025, 8:26:21 PM | 129 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

We record them both to counteract the sleepy. Plus SB stars before BO finishes

2/9/2025, 7:35:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

BAKE OFF BABY!! I’m so happy Fuck off moaning about the sketch, it’s just a bit of fun

2/9/2025, 7:04:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, 9pm. Bake Off starts at 8 if that’s your thing too

2/9/2025, 6:56:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I know you will, he’s very lucky to have you

2/9/2025, 5:22:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor baby Monstro

2/9/2025, 5:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t it great. Right up my street

2/9/2025, 4:56:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking Tink

2/9/2025, 4:55:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been watching aus Masterchef and you’re all so lovely! Chill and funny and ‘it is what it is’. Very much my kind of people. There’s a First Nations guy and I’m besotted, he’s 65, has TEN KIDS and is so chill

2/9/2025, 4:16:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Very fair. Shout if you change your mind. But also, fuck concise. Give them chapter and verse xx

2/9/2025, 4:09:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh the poor sausage, he must be so scared 😭

2/9/2025, 4:04:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Monstro! Poor baby. Fucking FUCKING Tinkerbell.

2/9/2025, 3:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I help?

2/9/2025, 3:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Had a 3 hour kip, oops

2/9/2025, 3:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

@piratito.com again, I love Australia

2/9/2025, 3:33:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s absolutely fine

2/9/2025, 3:10:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Noted, I’ll try that next time

2/9/2025, 12:05:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Possibly. I don’t not like it, and I’m gonna make it with milk next time, see how that does

2/9/2025, 11:40:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I put the six spoons it said in. I apologise to Australia, past and future generations. I'd like to acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land and pay my respects to Elders past and present

2/9/2025, 11:31:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

It is quite often the only thing that gets me out of bed

2/9/2025, 11:28:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

It tastes like vending machine hot chocolate, which I don’t mind. I can’t taste the malt at all, but mum had a slurp and said she could (she doesn’t like malt). It’s nice, but it’s not going in my tea 😂

2/9/2025, 11:25:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t it? I’ll even ignore the pink inside cos I love the outside so much

2/9/2025, 11:23:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

First cup of Milo (@piratito.com) in my birthday cup (@misspeg.bsky.social)

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2/9/2025, 11:16:40 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I needed a wee

2/9/2025, 10:48:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Woke up about 9.30 Faffed til 10 Breakfast, tea, etc Threw some clothes on Painted the rest of my Big Mirror Knackered and contemplating a nap at 11.39 FML

2/9/2025, 10:40:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Ain’t No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell youtu.be/IC5PL0XImjw?...

2/9/2025, 9:42:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh g0d. He’s gonna fuck up the Mark Twain quote isn’t he

2/9/2025, 9:09:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Who’s making an announcement at 2pm?

2/9/2025, 8:46:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly

1/9/2025, 10:46:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d rather an autistic kid than a kid dead from something that was easily avoided. I’d rather an autistic kid than any of these arseholes

1/9/2025, 10:46:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no 😢

1/9/2025, 10:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Woe no!

1/9/2025, 9:10:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Catching up with The Jury and ranting at the tv

1/9/2025, 7:28:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

You’d think

1/9/2025, 7:28:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

When I moved I spent two days ringing everyone to change my address… I thought the crackles might kill me

1/9/2025, 6:14:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I love those ones! Yes, I will just listen to rings or beeps thank you please

1/9/2025, 5:41:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Crying 😂

1/9/2025, 5:05:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

He could. He might be and we don’t know, it’s technically none of my business. But if my kid was screaming every night, I’d explain to my neighbours 🤷🏻‍♀️

1/9/2025, 4:58:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose…

1/9/2025, 4:07:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d take that. Or, the bank that I worked for had their own bit of music, it was hold for literally every other department. Where you could queue drop. But the one we had to sit on… it’s no wonder I’m mental is it

1/9/2025, 3:29:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Our little shaved patch 🥰

1/9/2025, 3:27:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Pardon?? How would that be relevant?!

1/9/2025, 3:26:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

40 minutes of it, because we couldn’t just drop them in the queue. I come over all funny when I hear it now

1/9/2025, 3:22:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard about this and I’m so confused. Does he not know about wigs?

1/9/2025, 3:21:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Finally vindicated in my dislike of Warwick Davies

1/9/2025, 3:20:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture STEMthebleeding (@stemthebleeding.bsky.social) reposted

In the Marines, we had a policy that this clown (the caller) should've paid more attention to: "Don't say anything online that you wouldn't be willing to say in front of your command hut while wearing your dress blues." This man has no one to blame but himself.

1/9/2025, 1:37:01 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to have to call through to another dept, whose hold was Amy Winehouse’s Valerie. I have heard that song more than anyone needs to

1/9/2025, 2:54:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was a bump, my father’s mum wanted to call me Walter (!), and mum has always called me that when I’m grumpy. Guess who’s now got their own grumpy name 😂

1/9/2025, 2:51:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol

1/9/2025, 2:50:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s wonderful, it’s going to be brilliant

1/9/2025, 2:50:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

By eck it’s cold

1/9/2025, 1:03:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. I feel for all of them, but it needs sorting

1/9/2025, 12:38:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh no, good thinking. I had no idea getting one would be this difficult 😂

1/9/2025, 12:37:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

I JUST WANT A BIN FOR MY BEDROOM WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!

1/9/2025, 12:25:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

She doesn’t seem much fussed. Apparently the cream doesn’t taste nice 😂

1/9/2025, 12:03:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Blessed (@bryb.bsky.social) reposted

This seems important:

1/9/2025, 9:46:15 AM | 1742 540 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

She wasn’t sure, but it looks like either she caught it on something, or a plant allergy. It mostly seems to be that she’s messing with it and won’t let it heal, probably cos that itches

1/9/2025, 11:49:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

She’s fine. Got a little shaved patch on the middle of her back, and done steroid cream twice a day. She was an angel, our Barry

1/9/2025, 11:28:24 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

My initials used to be HRT and I kinda want a jar now

1/9/2025, 9:34:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

ITS HALLOWEEN EVE

1/9/2025, 9:19:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Rang the v-e-t to make an appointment and the receptionist misheard her name and called her Barry 😂

1/9/2025, 9:05:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Last night was horrific. I though he was going to be sick he was screaming so much

1/9/2025, 8:51:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know, but he’s certainly not stopping

1/9/2025, 8:28:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Tiny Upstairs is screaming his head off. Blood curdling, will make himself sick screaming. My heart is breaking for him, but my g0d I can’t have this all night

31/8/2025, 9:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Brains aren’t clever enough to know good from bad. They just know BIG FEELINGS

31/8/2025, 5:09:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

My CFS flares after any strong emotion. I could win the lottery and I’d have to have a nap about it

31/8/2025, 4:54:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s insane. Little miss is 5ish, and she has a normal amount of tantrums/hurt things. But him… I’d have taken him to dr or killed him by now, I don’t know how they cope. I do know that I’m close to the edge 😬

31/8/2025, 4:53:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cast!! Omg

31/8/2025, 4:39:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

One way or another, I’ve looked after kids since I was 14. That’s 30 years. I have never known a kid that cries like tiny upstairs. Even factoring in teething (he’s about 2), and falls, and big sister, and temper, and tiredness, it’s just not normal. He must spend 20 hours a day crying

31/8/2025, 4:38:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

First stage of The Big Mirror Paint is done.Can’t move it for 24 hours now 😬

31/8/2025, 1:52:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s hope so

31/8/2025, 12:38:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t drink it all at once

31/8/2025, 12:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I DREAM of that. Some people just get better from it, which also sounds very pleasant

31/8/2025, 12:28:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a RIOT, symptom bingo on a daily basis. They’re doing good things in research, it just seems to be a bastard 😂

31/8/2025, 12:21:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm. I take zinc anyway, I could swap to taking it at night, see if that works. Thank you sweetie x

31/8/2025, 12:16:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what I’m gonna try. I ought to be studied. My body just adapts to things after a few days, and then carries on with its own thing

31/8/2025, 12:01:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

447 now

31/8/2025, 9:31:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

I’ve been awake 10 minutes. Berry has yelled like a fish wife at Fucking Chloe out the window, and now tiny upstairs is having a total shitfit

31/8/2025, 9:23:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

@piratito.com aaaaaaand the melatonin has stopped working. I got 3 good nights 😬😭😭😭

31/8/2025, 4:38:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Oooh I’ve gone viral on the other site. 156 likes on a tweet

30/8/2025, 9:47:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Well WELL They’ve fucked themselves for any sequels by changing a huge part of a storyline. The casting was appalling, despite being all good actors. It’s fine to watch then read, because they’re barely the same

30/8/2025, 8:57:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Right, we’re going in on Thursday Murder Club. You need to cover your ears cos there’ll be shouting

30/8/2025, 6:59:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely will

30/8/2025, 4:23:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

My tummy is very unhappy and yet again the simple thing I want to buy online doesn’t exist so I’m going to bed

30/8/2025, 1:41:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Always picked good toys 😂

30/8/2025, 1:40:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to watch it but I’m already annoyed at the casting and things they e changed for NO GOOD REASON

30/8/2025, 1:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha! I’m so pleased they love them

30/8/2025, 1:09:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Good!

30/8/2025, 12:12:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody deserves such treatment. Except Tinkerbell

30/8/2025, 11:31:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my g0d the poor child

30/8/2025, 10:41:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone said I should charge for my time making scarves. Who is paying £700+ for a scarf?!

30/8/2025, 9:32:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems to be 😂

30/8/2025, 8:53:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought they had something substantial. Thanks 🤩

30/8/2025, 8:26:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that it??

30/8/2025, 8:25:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social)

Why does everyone think he’s dead?

30/8/2025, 8:22:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⭐️Star⭐️ (@starcurl.bsky.social) reply parent

You were definitely due x

29/8/2025, 10:24:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view