They all used to be more organic, original, and observational documentary-like. They’ve normalised and reduced them all to the underwhelming experience of supermarket own brand biscuits.
They all used to be more organic, original, and observational documentary-like. They’ve normalised and reduced them all to the underwhelming experience of supermarket own brand biscuits.
I’m not a fan of the style of the latest sewing bee either. They’ve formatted it exactly the same as bake off / Masterchef / great pottery throwdown etc. Presenters being goofy but really not funny cold open, 3 tasks over the hour cut to music, pizzicato comedy strings over most of it.
Congratulations and a have a lovely day!
Fuckin Greta Face-Tool.
These sabre rattling old dictators are fuckin unimaginative aren’t they? Why can’t it be ‘The world faces either a naked space hopper party so we can see yer bits jiggle or making corn dollies while drinking cider and listening to Val Doonican’?
Is that a selection of individually wrapped snack cheeses on the left too?
Too good
Well these shouldn’t be allowed on sale. OMG.
They are all very tasty.
I hate her so I’ve never watched it.
The sound of that theme used to make me sick in the stomach as a kid cos I loathed school but I’ve always nerdily loved the programme despite certain presenters etc. So I’ve flipped that feeling in older life and it now means to me looking at interesting old shit on catchup.
Guess who just got back from the gym and is earnestly prepping healthy lunch options?!
This across different sectors and across the country / world means everywhere ends up looking the same and selling the same shit. #Boring
The thing I find horrid about big chain brands is they now seem to target areas with an indie selling the same stuff to kill them off. Pets at Home opened a few months ago and wham - dead pet shop on the other side of the road. They did the same in Sydenham a few yrs ago too.
Exactly. Thats why I nabbed it.
Ha ha ha!
Exactly. I’ve been a veggie since I was 17 and am now 54. I never did and still don’t want meat-a-like forms of processed veg.
Ooh shit. Good luck mate.
You may be calling it Autumn but my tomato plants still consider it high summer. Today’s haul.
It was lovely but all thrown together with little thought. I planned on using puy or green lentils but we’d ran out of both so this came into being. The Worcestershire sauce and fresh herbs make it special imo.
Standby screen? Lock screen! You know. Anyway, pre-coffee innit.
Even tho I take thousands of photos I use a stock image of an allotment as my standby screen cos I’m a weirdo so you can imagine my joy at seeing it in the Guardian this morning!
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Cheers. It tasted good. Even the dog was getting excited by the smells and was trying to get her beak into the action.
I know what you mean but it was a considerable amount cos I made it for more people than ended up dining at home on that night.
Got some leftover mash potato so I’ve knocked up a veggie shepherd’s pie filling. Mushrooms, onion, carrot, black beans, garlic, thyme, sage, veg Worcestershire sauce, porcini mushrooms and stock. Tastes fuckin rude.
You could have a massive bag of chips under there and no one would know.
Thought I recognised the caves. There’s a lovely little walk from there over the cliffs to Tresaith. It’s a smashing part of the world.
Cheers.
There’s nothing wrong with being part Wookie brother.
Nice, good for you. Let’s get sweaty!
Right, I’ve got a bit of vim in me pants now. If no one needs me to rub the Monday out of their neck and shoulders or fluff their hair about a bit, I’m gonna pop down the gym. Ta rah! 💋
Fuckin hell. After almost 2 whole weeks of shit / expensive calamities happening to me I’m having a bit of luck today. Hopefully I’ve bagged a job straight off the back of my next one and hopefully then another straight off the back of that! Get in.
I’m between a 3 and a 5 but they all look a little like he’s being attacked by bees imo.
Walked the dog around the park with no coat or brolly, got home and then it pissed down. Another lucky win against the rain.
Been down to the dump! Sunshine and showers here so I got lucky with my timing.
I blame the fuckin dog for me being up at this hour
Ssshhhh! It’s the week ahead.
Eldest is safely home and had a great night down the spoons. The dog was so excited to see her return she shat all over the kitchen which was nice.
She started scratching the sofa so I told her off and she farted in my face so I called her a mucky fucker and she’s gone to the other sofa and that’s how it is.
Me and the dog are watching Antiques Roadshow waiting for eldest to get back from the pub. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I mean it could’ve been worse
No. 👍
That’s impressive but not as impressive as you flicking yellow paint off your helmet and creating a work of art. #skillz
Lovely to have your images and ideas flying up my TL again. If that’s Penbryn beach, it’s one of my faves. If not I recommend a visit.
Have a lovely time. Cheese and booze is soooooo chuffin cheap there it can’t not be good.
I think it’s a Ratatouille thing and there’s a little beaver or summat up there driving him.
Just saw a satellite and a shooting star and danced with a moth.
He’s a very nice guy. He genuinely invested in the village and encouraged and looked after those that worked for him. I remember the kitchen gardens of the manor from before his time. They’ve always been exceptional but he enhanced them.
All the best geez. Big sleeps. x
Hope you’ve all had nice dinners, a bit of me time, and are cuddled up naked in faux furs watching a movie that takes you away from all your worries. Or maybe you’ve just settled for a pot noodle and a wank. May you all feel warm fuzzy safe and nice and dream deeper than sub bass. ❤️💋🖕
Nah I think it’s just cos he’s a cunt.
I think the biggest clue to suggest he’s lost his sausages is that fuckin hat man. Wtf is that?
Or a journalist
No one needs 90.
Yes! Move over Eggslut, there’s a new sheriff in town.
I grew up in a little village in Oxfordshire where Raymond Blanc set up his restaurant and hotel. When he started an orchard a while back they were all tiny trees bound over to posts. He had about 90 varieties tho!
Yeah I believe that’s what you’re meant to do. Like growing tomatoes you prune hard to give the fruit all the nutrients rather than the plant / tree growing bigger.
Oh that sounds lovely. One day I’ll have space for such things!
👀
Another album I love if you’re a bit merry in the head and in a similar vein is Solid Air by John Martyn.
Oh nice. Well this one has only been in the ground for about 3-4yrs. Every year its meagre number of branches carry double the previous year’s fruit. It’s in the shadow of our apple tree and seems to like it there.
Totally agree. A massive cunt but that album and a lot of his early stuff is storming.
They’re green and hard 👀 when you look close up so I’ll leave them a bit longer. I’ve already had some. They’re lush.
I still reckon you’d clean up in that game with your TuppsWares™️ range of wholesome useful household nick-nacks.
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Look at my plums. Right now, and don’t look away.
Gangsta bizniz
Pressed seaweed.
Anyone wanna see what this picture is?
Same in Penge and surrounding area. The only ones I’ve seen were hung on flyovers along the M4 coming back to London from Wales.
Hangin out with Venus in the National Gallery. Phwoar.
Bumper car shoes on. Glasses sellotaped together. Let’s go up town!
Just found this on my camera roll from last night. Right after I had a toasted muffin I obvs had a burst of energy. 🙄
I’m being healthy so no cheese for me. This morning I went for Bumpy Tommy Eggs™️.
Ssshhhhh night
Join my OT club (Only Twats)
Lovely to see you again. Yes, the twats are the best. Long live the twats. X
I adore the great British sewing bee. #StormFlaps
SSSSHHHH! It’s muffin o’clock
Ha! I look fwd to it. She’s been indefatigable on extended walks from early on. Top dog.
The dog’s finally sparko. She’s been full o beans recently. Like FULL ON. I’m glad I’ve still got more battery than a 1yo pup tho.
Oh mate. Well I wish you calm and sleepy thoughts. What’s beyond your closed eyelids doesn’t matter.
Ahh ok. I do this too. Go to bed and read something really boring but on paper not a screen.
It’s still early
May the crystals send you to a super slumber!
The fuckin dog loves this and she’s got great taste.
Exactly. Thats why I’m bravely going off to the pub to kick shit off.
Having a torpid day. Fuck it. Pub.
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Egg with cheese crust can have sex appeal but not in an olfactory sense.
Sexy.
Has anyone else ever shat into a loo after it’s been cleaned, got a splash back and unwittingly bleached their anus? No? No, me neither.
