And possibly faster too?
And possibly faster too?
It’s not even a good line — why would JB need to get to an open trafficker door? But you know he wrote that just giddy to be able to use it.
I am more likely to be the lone person awake in my house. I feel the responsibility very heavily.
He’s tanned, rested, and ready!
I’m thinking out how I’ll touch base with folks — some by texts, some weirdos by a call. It’s good to have a plan in place when the need arises. (Dear god let the need arise soon, kthxbye)
Social media may be alienating sometimes, but other times, it feels like we are all sharing one brain
And lose the ability to make hit records, apparently 🤷🏻♀️
I’m kind of surprised Lovett would sign off on this
Well that’s a very different situation!
He’s like one of those dogs that can sense when someone’s about to have a seizure
I don’t know which is more disturbing: that these zombies actually believe what they are saying, or that they are so cowed by a bully dictator that they feel compelled to grovel like this. The tone is ridiculously satirical.
Maybe for the midterms
I wonder if they feel the same about other hobbies. If I knit, can I go above the bare minimum?
I can’t sing nor act, but I managed to get cast in a high school production of MM by essentially mimicking Pert Kelton. Ironically I think I tended to speed up on the last few bars just to show off my enunciative prowess.
A Swim
Why isn’t she using the one word that would clear all this up?!?
It’s just so AWKWARD when the FBI shows up and I’m like “Um, are you here for the retribution?” and then we just look at each other as they invade my home
He’s like Caligula at war with the sea.
I am at a loss as to how the rebranding could be called ‘woke.’ Bland and corporate, yes. But woke?
Just gotta get those Rs to play nice! Any day now!
Sara Kate, I laughed so hard I started choke/coughing! Now I need some delicious Gatorade.
Every day he manages to find a dozen more ways to be an embarrassing boor. Quite an achievement.
So exactly as predicted
He’s clapping like a toddler at a Wiggles concert
Why does any fruit candy come in any flavor but cherry?!?
“Ten times.” Can anyone possibly look at their life and see any truth in this?!?
What does the election have to do with the census?
lol yes, what a great use of resources that would be
Listers carbolic unguent and Smecklers powder is all you need for what ails ya
I had to turn it off
With said jet unlikely to ever be used in a public service capacity
🫦
Him and JLo out there, just being their authentic selves, with the little people
You know it’s great comedy when repeated listens only make it funnier
He’s no Li’l Sebastian
I can’t speak to your experience, but seeing Chappy videos on TikTok makes my DAY
💯 Got to have some locks to toss around
Fellas, does being married to a woman make you gay?
Baby Gustavo!
As is her right 😄
Their take-home will be that NPR/PBS didn’t pander enough
This season’s writing has been a little hack-y. The finale better be worth it.
My NOT A PEDOPHILE t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
Really making good progress on his to-do list!
Jake Tapper’s all over this story — Oscar and Mr Snuffleupagus have been talking to him on background
They’re gonna primary him big time!
Ew
“I’ll give you a topic: The Rust Belt is neither rust nor a belt. Discuss.”
Ay yi yi
“Supreme Court decrees that all pizza must be topped with ground glass. Anyone refusing the glass pizza will be sent to the gulag.”
Prediction: MAGAs will come up with a nickname for him that includes the ‘oo’ sound so they can claim boos are actually acknowledgement from his fans.
Concerning
They do it all the time with celebrities at NHL games. I assume here that the home crew knew and understood who was attending.
People are saying
At some point, things really seem to start accelerating 😫
He writes as if he gets paid by the character
I hope that’s in metric!
Similar question: How many bloffers should be added to a quart of dazine to produce the optimum balance of quabum?
A very nice interview! And happy birthday, John! 🎉
In case anyone was still wondering why visibility and Pride Month are necessary
Come on, NPR. I know it’s a scary time for journalism. But this — these kinds of headlines and normalization of assault on democracy — is an absolute abnegation of your responsibility to the American public.
Can we get a gofundme for Funky to attend all games for the rest of the season?
You just got another follower
So much for the 4th estate 🙄
It’s halfway yonder down to the holler
Obama famously posted his March Madness bracket (to criticism that it distracted him from important stuff 🙄)
When the propaganda says millions are pouring in illegally, they need to produce big numbers to show ‘progress.’ They created the fake info problem and now innocent people have to suffer for them to save face.
Are you suggesting that menswear guy is rich?
And some say America has no culture! 💀
Flipping ridiculous!
Enshittification has spread to everything
Elections have consequences 😞
Money can’t buy taste, apparently
Oh dear! Well, New Yorkers are known for their resilience. They may be able to endure.
Why the hell would he even try to go there? Or does he just want footage of being ‘victimized’?
Oooooh, a ‘Bernie bro’! No doubt the worst epithet in his world.
Won’t someone PLEASE think about the rich?!? 😭
There is nothing they won’t just outright lie about. And why would they? There are never any consequences.
The “I know children will go hungry but oh well” policy would be cartoonishly evil in a fictional setting
We got a real statesman here, folks!
He believes he can declare something into existence/reality. In other words, he’s delusional.
I still hold a grudge against Steve Garvey
“Politically correct”? “Stamina”? He’s the fucking worst 🙄
I’m honestly surprised Dick Cheney isn’t more of a Trumper. This is his wet dream of strong executive powers.
Add this to the list of things I saw quoted/reported that I was absolutely convinced was satire
He figures it’s short enough that it seems like stuff is getting done quickly, but long enough that people will forget about it
“…for every once working day…” ?
To me, that’s preposterous. Reasoned opinions, things of that nature.
Sarah in Virginia for the win! 👏
I keep thinking that some event or rhetoric will snap Dems out of their mindless collegiality, but so far they seem determined to continue business as usual. If this doesn’t do it, then the eventual precipitating event will be too late to turn things around.
A free form jazz exploration in front of a festival crowd would have gone over better
I’m sure it’s quite capable, but this is blasphemy you speak!
I wrote about the birthday boy and his tank parade, and the great weakness inherent in fascist shows of power. And about how the people of the country *are* the country. As a bonus tie-in, my answer to the standard terf question "what is a woman." www.the-reframe.com/shows-of-wea...
Sheriff, who tf is throwing a firebomb at officers? So ridiculous.
People have questioned the utility of demonstrating in less populous places or govt locations, and THIS is a great reason why it helps! They want us to feel alone and feckless, but today has shown that we CAN come together.
I guess, but honestly hauling out all the hardware and blocks and blocks of marching troops is a look I’ve always associated with the USSR and N Korea
Question: Are tanks always this squeaky?
lol
The tiny hand is perfection
Always nice to have jeopardy clarity going in