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Stefan E. Jones

@stefanejones.bsky.social

Post-employed/Self-employed. Generation Jones. TTRPG author, maker, rocketeer, tech geek, political volunteer. @StefanEJones@dice.camp #MakeGoodTrouble

created August 18, 2023

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

For me, papercraft, painting minis, wargame props.

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Profile picture AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social (@affirmationcoyote.bsky.social) reposted

Anubis is compassionate and patient. He will not hurry anyone along even if a lot of people really, really, really want to see a certain someone get on line for his heart-weighing. Be patient and kind like him!

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Profile picture Olivia Waite (@oliviawaite.com) reposted

Time to remind people about the Commercial Pattern Archive — it doesn’t have instructions and search is a bear but there’s two hundred years’ worth of clothing patterns in here including all the big names new and old: copa.apps.uri.edu

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

WHOA! If you're a late boomer or GenX, Nelvana is responsible for a huge chunk of the toons you saw growing up.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

No matter how it shakes out, we need to do the work. Get good people elected on local level, state level, and the big show. Fund litigation, get people ready and motivated to go to the polls, make our legislators feel the heat. Repeat, forever. That is what "they" do, and why the keep winning.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

2/2) Not showy, effective. Building capacity and community.

Two social media posts @shauna@social.coop Yesterday | had a great conversation with two national guard troopers about what Home Rule is and why the people of DC care about it. On Saturday | worked with my neighbors to shut down an ICE checkpoint. On Friday night | walked around with neighbors in pairs recording national guard and cops as they responded en masse to a high school fight. All of that happened because we organized. | couldn't or wouldn't have done any of that alone. @shauna@social.coop If you live in DC (or in MD/VA suburbs) and want to get involved, DM me. If you live elsewhere and want help finding or building a similar org in your location, DM me. | have a lot of opinions about what Free DC is doing so well. It has been the best organizing experience of my life.
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1/2) From Mastodon: Two posts on quiet organizing.

two social media posts on quiet activism and organizing. Two social media posts.
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Doomscrolling Break. Mai Nozipo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuTC...

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Profile picture John Rogers (@johnrogers.bsky.social) reposted

The thing that often blows by is not only is crime the lowest its been for any non-senior citizen's life, it has been roughly that safe for *fifteen years*. We have had fifteen years of steady, low crime while the irrational freakout over crime has relentlessly grown to a fevered, disordered pitch.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Rampaging crime, immigrants eating cats, trans kids stealing sport trophies, pizza parlor pedo rings . . . I think of this cartoon often these days:

Four panel cartoon. Youth looking into distance, scratching chin. Youth hanging up red background sheet. Youth is setting up and painting cardboard demons and flames. Youth rolling on the ground, curled and looking in terror at the demons he created.
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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

John, have you seen "The Residence?" (Netflix.) Very much worth it.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I took a nap for an hour. Has anything happened since the Thing Tossed From White House Window thing?

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Every day while he's around and in the news feels like a century, though.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

This is bullshit, right? Sent to an org I volunteer with. "Dim Mak" is the martial arts "death touch."

Email. Text: Notice of Administrative Lawsuit (1407917586186908) - Dim Mak Dim Mak tome ~ > AN WIPO (DIA 5) = my Kg / WIPO — Notice of Complaint and Initiation of Administrative Proceedings Dear Sir/Madam, The WIPO Arbitration and Mediation Center is pleased to inform you that anadministrative process under the Uniform Domain Name Dispute Resolution Policy (UDRP) has been initiated based on the Complaint submitted byDim Mak. The respondent has been identified through existing onlineinformation, which includes: Complaint Information Complainant (Rights Holder): Dim Mak Date of Alleged Violation: September 1 2025 Relevant Jurisdiction: America Please review the attached documents: « Notice of Complaint and Initiating Procedures; « Complaint Form (and amendments, if any); « Any extensive annexes/evidence will be sent separately via email. Moreover, a hard copy of the Notice may be dispatched via express delivery (if available). Reference Evidence (electronic version):Evidence Document.
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Profile picture Mari Rochelle🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ⚢ 💙🧬☮️🗳️ (she/her) ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜🌶️ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted

Somewhere in Iceland.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

This video needs a caption contest. "Oh God, weasels!"

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I have my playlist and fireworks ready!

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Profile picture your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 (@davidgerard.co.uk) reposted

the big 4 sewing pattern brands are being sold off for parts. if you want patterns, get them *now*. (if you're secretly a zillionaire who likes sewing patterns, call the liquidator immediately with your chequebook) craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

My sign at today's protest . . .

Protest sign. A picture of a tombstone getting hit with urine. Text:
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Labor Day protest, Tigard OR. Perhaps 100 people, lined up on both sides and four corners of a busy intersection. Harvesting honks and waves.

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Profile picture ⛥H. Kyoht Luterman⛧🔜Megaplex Dealer (Goataroo) (@hkluterman.bsky.social) reposted

This is amazing

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Once heard someone explain that The Lord of the Dance was actually an ancient pagan song / tradition. Sydney Carter wrote it in 1963; and the tune it uses (Simple Gifts) is from 1848.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Ready!

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I deliberately chose to buy lottery tickets at a machine, and check them at a machine, so there's some "friction" involved.

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Profile picture The Life of Sharks 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@thelifeofsharks.com) reposted

What would great is if everyone just acted like he was dead anyway. Publish obituaries. Just act like he isn’t there anymore. Front it out like they did with the whole “We won the election” thing. Think how furious that would make him.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Protest today! Oregon's Secretary of State is speaking. #WorkersOverBillionaires #LaborDay

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope they stand you up in front of the toilet for a pee before actually taking you to bed.

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Profile picture Small Robots (@smolrobots.bsky.social) reposted

353) Offtobedbots. Carry you off to bed when you fall asleep on the sofa. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Four smiling, spherical robots with propellers on their tops carrying a sleeping, bundled up person away from a sofa using cables or straps attached to their undersides to support the weight. The whole scene is dark, with the light streaming from an open door on one side. Text in the bottom right reads,
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

It will be a challenge! I've launched my 3-stage "Farside-X" two or three times, once with C/C/C, and got all the pieces back! (Eventually.) But once it augered in after an upper stage didn't light up. Repaired but not flown since then.

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Profile picture Randy Milholland (@choochoobear.bsky.social) reposted

Today's Popeye ( @comicskingdom.bsky.social) that I spent way too much time drawing & coloring. comicskingdom.com/popeye/2025-...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

When I bake cookies, cake, etc, I routinely put in a little shake of most of the "pumpkin spice" spices, because they add depth. It is weird that they got associated with squash. I wish they'd started out with "Autumn Spice."

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I like that kind of flight! Good for demonstrations.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Unintentional "good" aim!

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Ginger and allspice get no love?

Social Media post by Dr. Will Cole: @drwillcole Pumpkin everything season is here. And by “pumpkin” | mean sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg and more sugar. Have you ever smelled an inside of a pumpkin? It smells like an old sweaty cast. You don’t like pumpkin, you like a cinnamon toast crunch latte.
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they'll have trouble settling on WHICH loudmouth to follow, and there WILL be more than one. And without Trump to charm or coerce, the contradictions may begin to weaken the coalition.

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Profile picture Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted

New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!

PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER NEW MEXICO DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SECRETARY GINA DEBLASSIE AUGUST 29, 2025 Ensuring Availability of COVID-19 Vaccine for the 2025-2026 Season THIS ORDER supersedes any previous order, proclamation, or directives to the extent they are in conflict. This Public Order shall take effect immediately and remain in effect until such time as it automatically expires one year from the date of issuance, or until such time as the New Mexico Department of Health Cabinet Secretary rescinds it.
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

I finished painting (except for clear coat over the decals) a model rocket built from a 55 year old kit. I managed to implement the box-art paint job, which only an artist who never painted a rocket could come up with. This is a three stager! It will fly in a few weeks.

Box from a very old model rocket kit. It depicts a three-stage model rocket. Text: Microsonde 3 FLYING Model Rocket Kit. Middle aged man holding up a slender three-stage model rocket. Its fins are red, white and blue. The body tube in silver. It has a widened transparent payload section and a yellow plastic nose cone.
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

"American Has Finally Built a Beautiful Airport." Go PDX! Watch on YouTube: buff.ly/UCI3RoN

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Proof that both Rose and Jack could fit on that door.

Two sardines, one facing left, the other right, on a large wheat cracker.
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Profile picture CZEdwards (@czedwards.bsky.social) reposted

Just noting, if you have little containers — you like TicTacs or mints or something — and you do any kind of crafting or DIY? Save your containers, and when you take something apart (say, for disposal) save the screws/fittings/buttons because there aren’t enough US makers of screws and fittings.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I did a quick mid-morning dog walk. Also cool and overcast down here. Bonus: Found a blackberry bush still producing usable fruit. Put them right into my greek yogurt.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

A-FRIGGING-MEN!

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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards

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Profile picture Indivisible ❌👑 (@indivisible.org) reposted

Protect your community from ICE: Partner with local businesses to put up signs clearly marking “Staff Only” areas that can’t be entered without a warrant. Learn more: act.indivisible.org/...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."

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Profile picture Garrett Petersen (@gpetersen.bsky.social) reposted

I feel like instead of doomering or just yelling at people to get in the fight I'd try and help some folks through the darkness in my own way. This is a collection of 14 songs that when played cohesively I think can help people work through tough times, like *gestures). 1/x?

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Profile picture Washington County Democrats (@washcodems.bsky.social) reposted

It is good to know that the president is alive and well and laser-focused on the issues of Real Americans struggling with pocketbook issues.

Trump social media post: the finest security equipment anywhere, they brought back the stupid people, with their boss watching (in sunglasses!). It was a subcontractor that was installing heavy landscaping on a steel cart that was broken and tilting badly, with it rubbing hard against the soft, beautiful stone. I love and respect great workers and contractors, but something like this should never happen. Now, I'll replace the stone, charge the contractor, and never let that contractor work at the White House again - But, how great is the video equipment? We caught them, cold. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

clots & prayers

Graphic image of a hand with an ugly bruise. Below is the word HOPE in the style of Barack Obama campaign poster.
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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

"Congratulations, Steve and Martha! Here are your keys, and a bottle of wine from the agency." "You've been great, Erika! Would you like to . . . hey, where are you going?" "Got a page! Got to hurry!" "Uh . . . Steve?" "Yes?" "They . . . they're still in there."

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

"These drills could get expensive." "Shhhhh . . . Shhhh . . ."

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, that answers question I just asked! (Glacier Bay:)

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are you going in AK? (Or lots of places?) We did a cruise & overland tour in '23. It was great! I hope to do a road trip up through BC and YT, back by the ferry system.

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Profile picture 50501 Portland, OR (@pdxoregon50501.bsky.social) reposted

WORKERS OVER BILLIONAIRES- MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD THIS LABOR DAY! Rally to begin at 12 and we will be marching around 1. We have a fantastic lineup of speakers so please arrive early if you’d like a good spot! We will also be testing out live streaming the speeches on our instagram live feed to

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

We were just practicing, it turns out.

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Profile picture Street Art Utopia (@streetartutopia.com) reposted

In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Learned about this yesterday from a friend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3DY...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

I have a song/video picked out for #1 on the Day It Finally Happens playlist, but I'm auditioning others. Like, 1000 uke players in Royal Albert Hall playing the Ode to Joy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJab...

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Profile picture Noah J. Nelson, Immersonaut Prime (@noahjnelson.com) reposted

Look: I get it, you don’t want to get your hopes up. I understand. Consider this *practice*. We are rehearsing material. That’s all. It’s just a rehearsal. A very elaborate dress rehearsal. Now excuse me. The swordfish juggling act just arrived and his rider is quite complicated.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I am SO ready, and I'm considering buying a bundle of clappy hands, vuvuzelas, and cowbells from Amazon.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is this? So much open space! There are probably all sorts of building code reasons why these couldn't be easily turned into (say) modern low income housing with AC. But I hope they're not ripped down.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

You made me look... www.amazon.com/Pelopy-Cowbe...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

That doomer shit is the most effective form of voter suppression. We need to work hard on registration, getting folks IDs, and fighting the GOP suppression and gerrymandering bullshit. Necessary work that won't get done if people have given up.

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Profile picture 〚Ẋ〛 (@projectendo.bsky.social) reposted

It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

If not today, maybe tomorrow. The chances increase every day. And look, we can be even more prepared. Clappy hands! Vuvuzelas! Cowbells! Enough to equip a neighborhood full of kids! www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla...

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Horrifying thing I heard yesterday: He's the most popular cabinet member.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

IF NOT TODAY, SOON! EVERY DAWN BRINGS NEW POSSIBILITIES! We have our celebration playlists ready now, and LOOK WHAT YOU CAN GET FOR $30 from Amazon! Vuvuzelas, clappy hands, and cowbells! www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla...

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Declassified Project Orion test shots! @nyrath.bsky.social

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Ok timeline cleanse. Please post a photo from your summer that confers peace.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW and DAMN, look Amazon has a celebration kit for under $30: www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla... You could outfit all the kids on your block for the big day.

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Now hoping this is like a Viking funeral thing, and he wanted to die on a golf course.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a GIF for that!

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Shampoo'd hair, shaved, and dressed neatly in case this is the big day and I won't want to look like a slob when I run down the street screaming with joy, banging pots and pans.

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If not today, soon. And look, Amazon has a celebration kit for under $30! www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I switched from a black honda civic to a shiny silver kia hybrid, so I'm helping the environment!

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

My grandparent's place.

An older couple, one holding a baby, in front of a storefront restaurant. FUGAZZI BAR RESTAURANT
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If you have lots of friends and neighbors and want to prepare for the Big Day: Eight each hand clappers, vuvuzelas, and cowbells, for $30! YOUR FRIENDS WITH SMALL CHILDREN WILL LOVE YOU! www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla...

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Early Sesame Street was TRIPPY.

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Profile picture Tom Reagan’s Hat (@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social) reposted

‘I see dead people’ ‘WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? ‘WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?’

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You need a soundtrack to bake to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3DY...

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Look at this! For thirty bucks! You could equip the neighborhood. www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Or this one! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3DY...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Fireworks, laughter, effigies burning, dancing in the streets. All very respectful you betcha!

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

LOOK MY DROOGIES! Eight vuvuzelas, eight cowbells, eight slappy hands. PERFECT TO MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE WHEN HE BUYS IT! Should I order a set for overnight delivery? www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I KNOW! Amazon sells them in 12 packs, so you could give them out to neighbor kids.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Sound track possibility for when the big announcement happens. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJab...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll hear a mighty peal of pots and pans, vuvuzelas, fireworks and joyous laughter blasting over the country.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Not religious myself, but David Coffin performances are always worth listening to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ana4...

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

I wonder if, before the Big Announcement, the POTUS staff will send a series of ghostwritten TruthSocial posts supposedly from 🍊🐷, praising Vance and making all sorts of odd policy reversals.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll hear a mighty peal of pots and pans, vuvuzelas, fireworks and joyous laughter blasting over the border.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Back in the spring I wrote a series of microfiction posts here, each detailing a gruesome or just humiliating death scenario for 🍊🐷. I wonder if it is worth scrolling back & reposting them for folks to enjoy before reality collapses the wave function and it's just something ordinary like a stroke.

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Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted

kind of fun to imagine the rest of the world flying their flags at 1.5 mast in reverse mourning though

30/8/2025, 2:28:31 AM | 5254 638 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think a lot of Americans will try this.

30/8/2025, 2:37:10 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm hoping his staff just shows him stuff that gets him angrier and angrier. Give him milk shakes and taco salads. "No, really, they're fat free!"

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social)

Good thread on how we might get rid of brain worm guy

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for this. I called my Senators & Rep yesterday, but was at a loss at what they should do, exactly, about worm brain.

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Profile picture Stefan E. Jones (@stefanejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Not the right ones, damnit.

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