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stephanie

@stefene.bsky.social

Small business owner. Style writer. Lost my shape, trying to act casual. #T1D

created August 17, 2023

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Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

haha

1/9/2025, 6:47:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, maybe just a white man.

1/9/2025, 6:11:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

kamala had a style.

1/9/2025, 4:54:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he looks like david bowie in "the hunger" right before miriam blaylock carries him to the attic.

john blaylock much?
1/9/2025, 4:50:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

he looks like late-stage david bowie in "the hunger".

1/9/2025, 4:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

pirating

the ultimate cartoon woman, jessica rabbit
1/9/2025, 1:10:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted

The thing is, every time you defend Newsom as a great candidate and what “we” need, you’re telling trans people that you’re willing to throw them under the bus You can sit in my mentions and whine about how I’m criticizing Newsom too much and I will continue to highlight how your transphobia sucks

31/8/2025, 9:55:08 PM | 1183 242 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

add painkillers to the daily vodka.

31/8/2025, 7:33:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

can't you just remember the taste and texture? i probably ate a ton of these to have that visceral reaction.

31/8/2025, 6:33:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

our government has a history of moving children under cover of night.

31/8/2025, 6:31:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

and before there were french bread pizzas, we had these. it's just a big circle.

buitoni toasterinos
31/8/2025, 5:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

yay!

31/8/2025, 5:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all this for one bottle of nail polish.

chanel's over the top packaging.
31/8/2025, 5:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

we colonized those countries for bananas. we need the ROI.

31/8/2025, 3:58:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

AI's best use case will always be scams. It's scamtech, top to bottom. Everything about it is crooked. Its bedrock is theft and its legacy is the destruction of the environment, both physical and virtual. Even most of its 'legitimate' uses are a form of lying. "I wrote this." "I created this."

31/8/2025, 3:46:54 AM | 1268 459 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

it's bobby brady and the soap, i swear.

30/8/2025, 10:58:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

a TUFTED rug.

30/8/2025, 10:54:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my kid just stopped the other housemate from putting a 8x10 rug in a stacking washing machine. you would think kids have some sense by 21 but nope. none.

30/8/2025, 10:51:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27219 7041 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

make it make sense.

30/8/2025, 5:40:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

sorry, israel is completely and irrationally out of control.

30/8/2025, 2:51:28 PM | 41 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

car registration should be wallet-sized. period.

30/8/2025, 11:59:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

i am down to my last one drop (long discontinued) meter test strips. i am not happy about a new bulky, ugly meter. why do they have to look like that?

30/8/2025, 10:31:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) reposted

Big props to whoever came up with the idea of calling Trump “Metamucilini”

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30/8/2025, 12:58:05 AM | 1168 227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

all the houses with oversized american flags or maga flags have the worst landscaping. do they also hate plants?

29/8/2025, 10:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's sunny, it's thunderstorming, it's sunny, it's thunderstorming...

29/8/2025, 7:31:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm ready for dinner at 11 a.m.

29/8/2025, 3:26:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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peter alviti has GOT to go. enough already.

29/8/2025, 1:10:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

massachusetts is pretty hands off but we'll see. it is so dense and packed at that location and it borders chinatown.

29/8/2025, 11:41:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

south station is good, thanks.

29/8/2025, 11:38:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

what happened to saying "pluot"? copyright infringement?

28/8/2025, 9:13:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

amen hallelujah!!

28/8/2025, 9:00:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rhode island changes motto from "hope" to "nope". #ripta

28/8/2025, 8:46:09 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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chicago tile floors!

28/8/2025, 3:14:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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speaking of cvs, look at what someone posted about the mile-long receipts. perfection!

28/8/2025, 2:21:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i can't do carpeted drug stores.

28/8/2025, 2:17:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

"i've been the one" is one of all-time favorite songs.

28/8/2025, 1:34:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i like the guy.

27/8/2025, 2:30:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

there is and thank you for saying that.

27/8/2025, 2:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

my god, don't email your customers saying you can't ship to the u.s until a) someone actually places an order and yeah, that.

27/8/2025, 2:13:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

Jesus Christ. If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now

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27/8/2025, 1:57:22 AM | 6403 3060 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

i am grateful every single minute of every single day that i am not the parent who died. for me and for my kid.

27/8/2025, 12:24:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

almost all of them. they keep voting to send more, support more, squelch objection more.

26/8/2025, 10:41:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Biden did a range of good things, but he will be remembered and deserves to be remembered chiefly for his enthusiastic, racist support for an unconscionable genocide.

26/8/2025, 10:35:49 PM | 119 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

nooooooooo!

26/8/2025, 10:05:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

there are exceptions, none of which are crystal clear yet. used clothing, maybe. some books/music, maybe. art, maybe.

26/8/2025, 8:51:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

i would like a word with whomever thought the way 146 bottoms into 95, and then splits into east bay traffic, was even a remotely good idea.

26/8/2025, 8:50:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what do visually impaired people do when they get a captcha?

26/8/2025, 2:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

i think there is an $80 cap, no?

26/8/2025, 11:57:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

i have a package of "used clothing" coming from malaysia via fedex. it is currently in alaska. let's see how this goes.

26/8/2025, 11:42:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catomama 🇨🇦 (@catomama.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Because the Americans haven't prepared THEIR customs 2 handle the removal of de minimis. Shippers from other countries have been filling out customs forms 4 decades. International shipping companies r not prepared to accept all the packages being refused because Americans r suddenly getting taxed.

25/8/2025, 4:38:09 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.

25/8/2025, 11:53:49 PM | 24826 7057 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

still being on facebook

25/8/2025, 10:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

totally!

25/8/2025, 7:08:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sigh

25/8/2025, 6:50:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

this is the reason i am skeptical of most of the palestinian accounts, which really is so tragic. it makes legit pleas go ignored or blocked.

25/8/2025, 6:49:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

i don't get it.

25/8/2025, 6:38:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is there a downside to neronha? i don't see much of one.

25/8/2025, 6:28:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is what "in season" really means.

25/8/2025, 5:45:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it takes a huge leap of faith to harvest your seeds for next spring.

25/8/2025, 3:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

and didn't he used to be a literal pimp?

24/8/2025, 11:52:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i loved my house in st louis but i am glad we left.

24/8/2025, 11:43:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddypiof.bsky.social (@eddypiof.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Google search -> Qwant ChatGPT -> Qwant Gmail -> Mailo Google translate -> Reverso Facebook, X -> Mastodon, Bluesky Paypal -> Wero WhatsApp -> Signal Amazon -> sortez plutôt faire du shopping Uber -> G7 (France) Tesla -> véhicules électriques meilleurs et beaucoup moins chers dans tous les segments

14/7/2025, 7:41:28 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

uhhh, mississippi has the highest percentage of black people in the country so no, not "fuck mississippi".

24/8/2025, 9:37:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the palagis ice cream truck just went by and i missed it!!

24/8/2025, 6:43:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maladroithe (@maladroithe.bsky.social) reposted

You are at your grandmas house. She is making you wash your hands before dinner. She made a jello salad for dessert. Your hands smell like Jergens cherry blossom hand soap. There is a dust covered crystal seashell shaped dish of bath oil beads on the counter. You are at peace.

A nineties style teardrop knob faucet
24/8/2025, 3:17:53 AM | 390 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

i have dismantled, hopefully not prematurely, the downstairs portable ac unit. i think we're done with temps in the 90s. maybe?

24/8/2025, 2:32:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

ebay ai is a thing. they ask if you want to use it to write your descriptions. uhhh, no.

23/8/2025, 8:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rail enthusiast wife Daria (@dariaphoebe.com) reposted

Neighboring states: paying for their transit systems. Rhode Island: transit cuts, but we have money to move the bus hub (that will have fewer buses) to serve the interests of millionaires, who we also won’t tax to pay for the bus service.

23/8/2025, 4:56:57 PM | 26 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)

my kid just got a $98 electric bill for a four bedroom old house with window a/c units in every room, w/d, computers, etc. in massachusetts. i had a $200 bill in rhode island for less than half of that. it's nuts.

23/8/2025, 3:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

this dismissive, smug asshole who repeatedly lied in the press meetings?? umm, okay

23/8/2025, 3:17:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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his name is JACK FINGER? am i reading that right?

22/8/2025, 8:29:13 PM | 74 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EarnedMySpursđź’™ (@plannedtheride.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yeah, well my parents never saw ME in any inappropriate setting either, but doesn't mean it never happened.

22/8/2025, 7:10:50 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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people not being able to afford their payments? people itching to get out of rhode island?

22/8/2025, 6:45:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Mel (@melthemartian.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And the secret is: everyone can draw. Stick figures are drawings. Scribbles are drawings. Smearing ketchup on a placemat is drawing. The biggest lie was convincing folks that only some people can do art.

22/8/2025, 1:00:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

100%!

22/8/2025, 1:20:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all you people who can't draw and used all those kitschy ai apps to "create" visuals are a huge part of the problem.

22/8/2025, 12:57:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

gorgeous graphics.

22/8/2025, 1:53:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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makes me think of allen's avenue.

22/8/2025, 1:51:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they're nothing without the golf tee game.

22/8/2025, 1:14:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gluten free cookies are just sweet, compressed sand.

21/8/2025, 5:10:49 PM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If you are safe, remind yourself that you are safe. If you're scared of things that might happen, remind yourself they haven't happened. Make plans, to the best of your ability, but don't forget that you're here, you're okay, you are surviving and you intend to continue.

5/2/2025, 5:40:19 PM | 362 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

photo courtesy warwick beacon
20/8/2025, 6:38:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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driving home, my kid said (about the bridge at 37 and post road), "i feel so good about a bridge that is being held up by a jenga tower."

20/8/2025, 6:33:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

sometimes the delivery moots your point.

20/8/2025, 5:31:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you. a whole new rabbit hole to go down into.

20/8/2025, 5:24:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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angry much?

20/8/2025, 5:13:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tammy faye's hair is a clairol-frosted weeping willow.

20/8/2025, 4:51:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god, i had forgotten how over the top tammy faye was.

20/8/2025, 4:48:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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change "ukranians" to "palestinians" - oh wait, sorry, palestinians are not allowed to defend themselves.

20/8/2025, 4:46:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

When I started browsing Zillow for fun a few yrs ago, one of the first homes I saw was the biggest, most beautiful home I'd ever seen (1.5k sq feet, $1.3M). I dreamed of one day living in such a home. Having now seen $3M homes, that one seems pedestrian. Comparison is really the thief of contentment

19/8/2025, 11:17:55 PM | 3946 123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe i am wrong but can anyone say "drunk af"??

19/8/2025, 8:08:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and i want 20 million dollars.

19/8/2025, 7:02:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what's nuts is that this is a "good pic".

19/8/2025, 6:33:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rhode PVD (@rhodepvd.bsky.social) reposted

How does a Senator worth ~$100million send out spam texts, featuring a photo of him on his multimillion dollar gentleman’s farm, asking for poorer people to pay for his next campaign … while calling himself a democrat? Honey, pay for yourself and help us fundraise for candidates who need the money

Screenshot of a text with a photo of Senator Mark Warner, a white boomer who got rich in the late 1980s, standing in the gravel drive of an exceedingly perfectly maintained farm. The text reads “Hi there, its Mark Warner”
19/8/2025, 5:37:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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walmart.

19/8/2025, 5:49:29 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent

hooo boy.

19/8/2025, 4:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted

They're trying to convince everyone that building a Dyson Sphere around the solar system is more realistic than increasing the capital gains tax

19/8/2025, 1:56:18 AM | 1383 358 | View on Bluesky | view