stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
haha
Small business owner. Style writer. Lost my shape, trying to act casual. #T1D
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haha
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, maybe just a white man.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
kamala had a style.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
he looks like david bowie in "the hunger" right before miriam blaylock carries him to the attic.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
he looks like late-stage david bowie in "the hunger".
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
The thing is, every time you defend Newsom as a great candidate and what “we” need, you’re telling trans people that you’re willing to throw them under the bus You can sit in my mentions and whine about how I’m criticizing Newsom too much and I will continue to highlight how your transphobia sucks
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
add painkillers to the daily vodka.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
can't you just remember the taste and texture? i probably ate a ton of these to have that visceral reaction.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
our government has a history of moving children under cover of night.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
and before there were french bread pizzas, we had these. it's just a big circle.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
yay!
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
we colonized those countries for bananas. we need the ROI.
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted
AI's best use case will always be scams. It's scamtech, top to bottom. Everything about it is crooked. Its bedrock is theft and its legacy is the destruction of the environment, both physical and virtual. Even most of its 'legitimate' uses are a form of lying. "I wrote this." "I created this."
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
it's bobby brady and the soap, i swear.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
a TUFTED rug.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
my kid just stopped the other housemate from putting a 8x10 rug in a stacking washing machine. you would think kids have some sense by 21 but nope. none.
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
make it make sense.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
sorry, israel is completely and irrationally out of control.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
car registration should be wallet-sized. period.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
i am down to my last one drop (long discontinued) meter test strips. i am not happy about a new bulky, ugly meter. why do they have to look like that?
The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) reposted
Big props to whoever came up with the idea of calling Trump “Metamucilini”
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
all the houses with oversized american flags or maga flags have the worst landscaping. do they also hate plants?
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
it's sunny, it's thunderstorming, it's sunny, it's thunderstorming...
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm ready for dinner at 11 a.m.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
peter alviti has GOT to go. enough already.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
massachusetts is pretty hands off but we'll see. it is so dense and packed at that location and it borders chinatown.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
south station is good, thanks.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
what happened to saying "pluot"? copyright infringement?
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
amen hallelujah!!
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
rhode island changes motto from "hope" to "nope". #ripta
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
chicago tile floors!
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
speaking of cvs, look at what someone posted about the mile-long receipts. perfection!
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
i can't do carpeted drug stores.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
"i've been the one" is one of all-time favorite songs.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
i like the guy.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
there is and thank you for saying that.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
my god, don't email your customers saying you can't ship to the u.s until a) someone actually places an order and yeah, that.
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Jesus Christ. If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
i am grateful every single minute of every single day that i am not the parent who died. for me and for my kid.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
almost all of them. they keep voting to send more, support more, squelch objection more.
Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Biden did a range of good things, but he will be remembered and deserves to be remembered chiefly for his enthusiastic, racist support for an unconscionable genocide.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
nooooooooo!
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
there are exceptions, none of which are crystal clear yet. used clothing, maybe. some books/music, maybe. art, maybe.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
i would like a word with whomever thought the way 146 bottoms into 95, and then splits into east bay traffic, was even a remotely good idea.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
what do visually impaired people do when they get a captcha?
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
i think there is an $80 cap, no?
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
i have a package of "used clothing" coming from malaysia via fedex. it is currently in alaska. let's see how this goes.
Catomama 🇨🇦 (@catomama.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Because the Americans haven't prepared THEIR customs 2 handle the removal of de minimis. Shippers from other countries have been filling out customs forms 4 decades. International shipping companies r not prepared to accept all the packages being refused because Americans r suddenly getting taxed.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
still being on facebook
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
totally!
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
sigh
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
this is the reason i am skeptical of most of the palestinian accounts, which really is so tragic. it makes legit pleas go ignored or blocked.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't get it.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
is there a downside to neronha? i don't see much of one.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
this is what "in season" really means.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
it takes a huge leap of faith to harvest your seeds for next spring.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
and didn't he used to be a literal pimp?
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
i loved my house in st louis but i am glad we left.
eddypiof.bsky.social (@eddypiof.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Google search -> Qwant ChatGPT -> Qwant Gmail -> Mailo Google translate -> Reverso Facebook, X -> Mastodon, Bluesky Paypal -> Wero WhatsApp -> Signal Amazon -> sortez plutôt faire du shopping Uber -> G7 (France) Tesla -> véhicules électriques meilleurs et beaucoup moins chers dans tous les segments
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
uhhh, mississippi has the highest percentage of black people in the country so no, not "fuck mississippi".
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
the palagis ice cream truck just went by and i missed it!!
Maladroithe (@maladroithe.bsky.social) reposted
You are at your grandmas house. She is making you wash your hands before dinner. She made a jello salad for dessert. Your hands smell like Jergens cherry blossom hand soap. There is a dust covered crystal seashell shaped dish of bath oil beads on the counter. You are at peace.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
i have dismantled, hopefully not prematurely, the downstairs portable ac unit. i think we're done with temps in the 90s. maybe?
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
ebay ai is a thing. they ask if you want to use it to write your descriptions. uhhh, no.
Rail enthusiast wife Daria (@dariaphoebe.com) reposted
Neighboring states: paying for their transit systems. Rhode Island: transit cuts, but we have money to move the bus hub (that will have fewer buses) to serve the interests of millionaires, who we also won’t tax to pay for the bus service.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
my kid just got a $98 electric bill for a four bedroom old house with window a/c units in every room, w/d, computers, etc. in massachusetts. i had a $200 bill in rhode island for less than half of that. it's nuts.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
this dismissive, smug asshole who repeatedly lied in the press meetings?? umm, okay
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
his name is JACK FINGER? am i reading that right?
EarnedMySpursđź’™ (@plannedtheride.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yeah, well my parents never saw ME in any inappropriate setting either, but doesn't mean it never happened.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
people not being able to afford their payments? people itching to get out of rhode island?
Just Mel (@melthemartian.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And the secret is: everyone can draw. Stick figures are drawings. Scribbles are drawings. Smearing ketchup on a placemat is drawing. The biggest lie was convincing folks that only some people can do art.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
100%!
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
all you people who can't draw and used all those kitschy ai apps to "create" visuals are a huge part of the problem.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
gorgeous graphics.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
makes me think of allen's avenue.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
they're nothing without the golf tee game.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
gluten free cookies are just sweet, compressed sand.
Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you are safe, remind yourself that you are safe. If you're scared of things that might happen, remind yourself they haven't happened. Make plans, to the best of your ability, but don't forget that you're here, you're okay, you are surviving and you intend to continue.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social)
driving home, my kid said (about the bridge at 37 and post road), "i feel so good about a bridge that is being held up by a jenga tower."
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
sometimes the delivery moots your point.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you. a whole new rabbit hole to go down into.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
angry much?
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
tammy faye's hair is a clairol-frosted weeping willow.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
god, i had forgotten how over the top tammy faye was.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
change "ukranians" to "palestinians" - oh wait, sorry, palestinians are not allowed to defend themselves.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
When I started browsing Zillow for fun a few yrs ago, one of the first homes I saw was the biggest, most beautiful home I'd ever seen (1.5k sq feet, $1.3M). I dreamed of one day living in such a home. Having now seen $3M homes, that one seems pedestrian. Comparison is really the thief of contentment
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe i am wrong but can anyone say "drunk af"??
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
and i want 20 million dollars.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
what's nuts is that this is a "good pic".
Rhode PVD (@rhodepvd.bsky.social) reposted
How does a Senator worth ~$100million send out spam texts, featuring a photo of him on his multimillion dollar gentleman’s farm, asking for poorer people to pay for his next campaign … while calling himself a democrat? Honey, pay for yourself and help us fundraise for candidates who need the money
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
walmart.
stephanie (@stefene.bsky.social) reply parent
hooo boy.
Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted
They're trying to convince everyone that building a Dyson Sphere around the solar system is more realistic than increasing the capital gains tax