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Stephanie Hardy

@stephaniehardy.bsky.social

UoB Creative Writing MA student. She/her. šŸ’»šŸŖ„šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ“ššŸˆā€ā¬› Writes: SFF | YA | LGBT+

created February 9, 2025

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Conducting an unintentional experiment into the impact of a late afternoon mocha… So far mocha > half a guide to good project management when it comes to trying to sleep. This is all good stuff but it’s basically a hardcopy text book 😭 please brain, I have no other cheats for you.

26/8/2025, 10:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was my introduction to the heroine I didn’t know I needed - have been warmly recommending all over! Been saving the sequel as my post-dissertation reward (also a gorgeous illumicrate edition).

26/8/2025, 6:00:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other upside - getting those nifty moments of ā€˜oh, I did good there!’ when you get the reader experience because you’ve forgotten writing it.

25/8/2025, 11:16:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obliged to buy this purely based on the title. (It’s my dating profile headline.) TBR count 267 🤫 #booksky

Sophie Kinsella’s ā€˜The Undomestic Goddess’ - yellow jacket and brunette career woman hiding behind her marigolds.
25/8/2025, 11:00:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the ā€˜final proof read’ turns into ā€˜let me completely edit this again’ #amwriting #writersky

23/8/2025, 9:48:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those days when the cat sitter relays that Luna robbed Kira’s dinner from the microchip enabled feeder, then settled in for celebratory snuggles after her felonies. Face of a criminal mastermind right here.

Grey cat peering directly into the camera, face seeming disproportionately big with almost cartoon huge pupilled eyes and small glimpse of paws and legs below - no manipulation, just camera angle and emotionally manipulative cat.
19/8/2025, 7:00:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Caturday - when you sit down at the top of the stairs to scroll your phone and your supervisors turn up ā¤ļø

View from the top of a cream carpeted set of steps. Leg in cream jeans on one side and a grey cat lying along the top step from under it. Two down, black cat perched and looking up.
16/8/2025, 3:40:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you spot @jocallaghankat.bsky.social in the wild on one of those tougher days and take it as a sign from the universe that kicking butt in consulting and writing is feasible. Thanks Jo šŸ™šŸ¼

31/7/2025, 8:06:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like these wind-down, sleep improvement apps that recommend reading before sleep fail to adequately advertise the riskiest side effect to the prescription: the ā€˜one more chapter’ hex.

22/7/2025, 6:25:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem with staying up 4 hours past bed time finishing your latest fab read, say The Raven Scholar by Antonia Hodgson, is that sometimes you need to catch a 6am train the next day šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜“šŸ˜µ Worth it though #booksky

22/7/2025, 4:18:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might be a spoof but they are legit saving up to take a year out periodically so they can enjoy ā€˜retirement’ whilst fit and healthy, precisely because they don’t think they’ll ever actually be able to retire.

7/7/2025, 7:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy #Caturday from the Kira kitten - seems to be going from strength to strength.

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28/6/2025, 8:13:20 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As achievements go, I don’t know if it’s more impressive to have finally figured out how to put the Vauxhall Corsa into reverse, or how long I managed to keep using it without ever having to know. šŸ¤”

16/6/2025, 6:13:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tesco, I’m just saying that five different types of fake eyelashes and no hair bobbles would not be my choice in a little express. Think of the hair getting caught in those eyelashes! Boots better not let me down tomorrow.

15/6/2025, 10:12:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure what I did to earn the vet’s displeasure, but if I succeed in nothing else today, I already managed to get three sets of medication into one very resistant kitten. Iykyk. #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky

10/6/2025, 6:22:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#caturday with my tiny but mighty Kira, just out of hospital and on the mend but good wishes welcomed. #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

Black kitten with big dilated pupil eyes gazing into camera with pink bedspread backdrop and artwork on green walls.
31/5/2025, 8:48:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today’s cat excitement involved hurrying Kira to the vet where she was prescribed an enema. Lesson learned: beings this cute can still be full of **** šŸ˜… (She is now fine, but walking like a cowgirl) #catsofbluesky

Black kitten laying on her side with little toe beans showing and big dilated pupil eyes. She’s on a pink and purple crochet blanket and in a grey cat bed.
27/5/2025, 6:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is the writing going today you (didn't) ask? I deleted an entire chapter (3k). 😬 Now I'm re-writing it. #AmWriting

25/5/2025, 1:06:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Majestic Luna ā¤ļø #Caturday

Grey cat in profile looking to the right, light making her nose and chest appear pale. Background is a pink bedspread and green walls with some artwork.
24/5/2025, 6:46:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ThrowbackThursday to the day Luna arrived. The wanton vandalism was a sign of things to come. #cats #blueskycats #kitten

Grey kitten reaching up from the owner’s lap to chew on a hoodie toggle
22/5/2025, 4:13:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like given the typical financial position of most aspiring authors, Ā£170 worth of UK novel competitions all having entry deadlines end of May is potentially prohibitive. (I know entering early can be a thing, but then you can’t do that final tweak!) #Writing #AmWriting

21/5/2025, 6:43:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That moment after you do the early sign up for a half marathon in 2026 and remember: 1) this will be over two hours continuous running at your best speed 2) you can currently do about two minutes

12/5/2025, 12:28:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What now? Trying to wash! #caturday

Grey cat on pink pattern bread spread looking up at the camera from mid wash, curled up on itself with paws visible just out of focus.
10/5/2025, 5:32:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren Beukes (@laurenbeukes.com) reposted reply parent

The SECOND Genre Creators for Trans Rights auction is now live through June 7th, proceeds this time to Gender Intelligence UK and Gender DynamiX in SA. bit.ly/genrefortrans. We've got some very special things incoming, and if you'd like to donate, get in touch with me or @ngjeannette.bsky.social

5/5/2025, 11:37:51 AM | 100 104 | View on Bluesky | view

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My beautiful tiny girl who is frequently too poorly lit for good photos ā¤ļø #blackcatproblems #catsky

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7/5/2025, 2:04:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that pretty book subscription research has met pension research, I’m on the waitlist for all the book subscriptions and have decided future me can live in a house made of books whilst the cats catch critters if my pension let’s me down.

7/5/2025, 11:01:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is my algorithm giving me cheerful bank holiday reading about needing retirement savings like: Age 30: 1 x income Age 40: 3 x income Age 50: 6 x income Age 60: 8 x income This is meant to be a day of non-working joyful escapism not staring into a financial abyss. 😭

5/5/2025, 9:40:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren Beukes (@laurenbeukes.com) reposted reply parent

Two and a bit hours left til our first auction closes. We're sitting on £18300! Imagine we cracked 20k for trans rights in the UK and SA. Bit.ly/genrefortrans

2/5/2025, 8:53:44 PM | 19 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunday morning cuddles vibe ā¤ļø #catsofbluesky #catsky

A sleeping grey cat’s upperbody and face are pictured. It’s on a pink duvet and snuggled up to the pillow, one paw reaching toward the camera.
27/4/2025, 7:12:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iridescence - The 2026 Eastercon (@easterconuk.bsky.social) reposted

It is an absolute bargain right now, and they are some amazing things that you can bid for. And it's for a very good cause.

24/4/2025, 10:22:51 PM | 11 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie Hardy (@stephaniehardy.bsky.social) reply parent

I know you aren’t the biggest tech fan but if publishers aren’t automating this sort of checking and letting authors and editors focus on meaningful review, I despair of their efficiency and continuous improvement teams. (That AI you hate could even help design the code like an ROI…)

24/4/2025, 7:00:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some days I am a rational, competent professional. (If you’re a client, all days!) Other days, none of my available (255) TBR books will do. I will spend an hour searching the house for a different book I’m 90% sure I bought, and eventually discover it in a stack of cookery pamphlets.

22/4/2025, 10:24:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Four days off with the goal of writing something (maybe my assignment?). Instead, I have walked 37k steps, cleaned the house, done gardening for the first time in 18 months, read two books, assembled a Lego set, watched two TV series and deleted/filed 3,000 emails. 🤫 #writing #procrastinating

21/4/2025, 6:58:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie Hardy (@stephaniehardy.bsky.social) reply parent

(So what you’re actually perceiving is a feeble attempt to defend myself from TBR bookcase #3)

13/4/2025, 9:40:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One thing you need to understand about me is I don’t have a TBR pile or even shelf. I have two TBR bookcases with 260 books. So when I don’t seem excited about the book you’re recommending, it’s not that I’m not excited, it’s that my reading average around work since 2019 looks like this! #Booksky

Graphic shows graph of books read over time with average of around 40 since 2019.
13/4/2025, 9:39:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing gives #maincharacterenergy like realising the couple at the next table have stopped talking and are just listening to you and your mate (akašŸø&šŸ·). (Hinge may have been mentioned.) What would your gossip be? šŸ•µšŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

10/4/2025, 8:48:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amongst my superpowers: going for ā€˜milk’ and having to remortgage the house by the time I get to the checkout. I don’t think it’s just inflation…

7/4/2025, 8:16:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New game - writing date with fellow writer where you see how long you can just make random conversational sounds amidst their monologue of figuring it out by themselves before they actually notice what you’re doing. Looking at you @siobhanmaher.bsky.social 😘

5/4/2025, 11:57:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I the only writer with a Google docs preference who occasionally taps on the short cut to ā€˜Drive’ instead of ā€˜Google Maps’ when needing to navigate home after a long day?

3/4/2025, 5:54:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the author-speaker did not have you in mind for the audience: ā€˜You could’ve gotten a pensionable career in finance’ 🤫🤣🫣 #thisaccountantwrites #writing

31/3/2025, 4:27:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thrilled to see my novel on this longlist (albeit belatedly!) - thanks for a lovely start to 2025 @retreatwest.bsky.social

26/2/2025, 10:38:55 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view