ZÖMBY WOOF
@steveshark.bsky.social
Guitarist, retired and resident in France (53). #FBPE Zappa, Dylan, Little Feat, Miles Davis, Steely Dan. Books, history, archaeology, cooking, birds. Wishing for the swift demise of all right wing motherfuckers.
created September 1, 2023
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ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
I'm curious as to how a "mini reshuffle" is going to "shake" up the "No 10 operation" and the day-to-day "delivery" of PM’s priorities. It's all fucking word salad which is going to achieve fuck all. And, yes, I am fucking angry.
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Granted many accounts are like this, but I'm thinking of people I used to follow on Twitter, whom I really liked, but who accrued a large following which they then seemed reluctant to lose. Some of them got BlueSky accounts but didn't post much here - if at all.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think a lot of it is not wanting to lose followers. For some people who have a large following, this obviously overrides any ethical or moral concerns.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
WHITE RABBITS!
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East, west, north and south I wish he'd shut his fucking mouth.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
How can it be porous but still not soak up better?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Triggered by sourdough bread.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
There's an obvious joke here - and I don't mean the orange shitweasel in the helmet.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
What Rylan said was a variation of the old "look at those people on benefits with their flat screen TVs" nonsense - a lazy and deeply unintelligent trope.
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ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
UK, but now permanently resident in France.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve always been wary of wishing ill on people. I suppose I’ve acquired some vague philosophy of karma along the way, but Trump… I hope he dies and dies soon. I really don’t care how. Just make him gone.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Photos of the sack of orange shit off playing golf are apparently from June this year. If this is so, Trump really is keeping his head down this weekend. So, thoughts and prayers, eh? Thoughts of him carking it and prayers to that end.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
I'm not opposed to technology making our lives better, but when it replaces human thought processes, I start to worry. Before AI is used in public service infrastructures and systems, I'd like there to be a shitload more scrutiny of its impact on them. I mean, what could possibly go wrong here?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
That's excessive self abuse for you...
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He buddied up with old Eric Claptout over the COVID vaccine.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
It has to be said that he did a good job here. Perhaps because he's singing in tune for a change...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
If you're not finding counting sheep to be effective when trying to fall asleep, BBC3 has kindly devoted much of its output tonight to over four hours of Van "the Man" Morrison.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
...as well as a plain moron.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did he bother putting a parachute on her if she was already dead?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) reposted
AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Me neither until I suddenly thought of Timmy Mallett. I've always harboured a dream that some sort of blunt instrument would descend on that sack of Reform shit.
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Apparently, he's a really nice guy. ‘I’m reminded that each and every day in life is the best day ever and the important thing is to be in the moment.’ - Timmy Mallet.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Timmy? I used to sit with my son and watch the Wide Awake Club. He enjoyed it. I was unimpressed. My daughter's favourite - she was older - was TisWas. That was great!
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
If you’re the Farage/mallet guy, you’re a hero of mine. That tweet ever gets old.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Or even that decade between 1929 and 1939...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
This never gets old.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
This was in 1983. I can’t remember anyone amongst our friends having a problem with vaccines either for themselves or their children. Come to think of it, I can’t remember *anyone* having a problem with them. Then along came that moron Wakefield…
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think there’s enough people - the stupid and/or apathetic - to allow the UK as a political body to drift far right.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Our son almost died of measles. He was unvaccinated because our daughter had had a bad reaction to the vaccine used at that time for Rubella. It was decided to postpone the measles shot. Children with a bad case of measles are heartbreaking to see.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
"Died of stupidity" is what will be on mankind's headstone if we continue like this. We're still recovering from a global pandemic and some people just haven't learnt a thing.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Hey, RFK! Everyone thinks you're shit!
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
I know what you mean. It was like an almost entirely new band. After the Wetton era bands, it was a bit of a shock.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Are they called "peers" because they piss all over standards in public office?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Frame by frame (Suddenly) Death by drowning (From within) In your own, in your own analysis Step by step (Suddenly) Doubt by numbers (From within) In your own, in your own analysis
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
He's rotting from the inside out. I hope the process accelerates greatly.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
In what parallel universe won't these extra costs be passed on to the tenant? It's beyond pathetic.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
I've already written next year's report cards for UK Labour and the US Democrats. Must try harder. Or, to put it more colloquially: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Denmark should tell the US to ‘fuck off’.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
We were woken up last night by one of our cats scampering about in the bedroom and mewing. We turned the light on and saw that he’d brought us a present - something he likes to do quite often. This time it was a rat… Fortunately it was dead.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is surprising for such a self publicist.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
I may not particularly like Ed Davey, but his decision to boycott the Trump banquet is more than admirable.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
The truth.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
The Mayor of Minneapolis: “Don’t just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.” No one else seems to get it - Trump and the rest of his MAGA morons are praying away like motherfuckers.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Watching the news on BBC just now, it’s hard not to be even more convinced than I already was that the World is well and truly fucked. Another school shooting in the US…the Yorkshire Moors on fire…fuel prices going up…Reform getting a Scottish SMP…a race to the Moon to see who can fuck it up first…
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy They're laughing, just like hungry dogs in the street Policemen are hidin' behind the skirts of little girls Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
How to make a shitty situation even shittier #3267.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Just received this via email. Another event along Trump's destructive path towards global isolation
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
"Ideology" implies that Johnson had scruples of some sort. I think it was more a case of Johnson wanting to save face - far more in keeping with his narcissistic personality.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
I see she’s on a Tory porn film set.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
A GOP circle jerk.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Irony is a stranger to him.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Lying fuck.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
After today's events, people should be in no doubt that the IDF isn't waging war, it's committing mass murder.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
So what just shat on our table outside just now?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
I'm seeing more and more AI graphics that are meant to look "real". If you really think that this place really needs your shitty contributions, then at least have the fucking honesty to say it's AI. The last thing we need is BlueSky looking like some sort of Facebook type shit hole.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Or she's selling her story to the press. Money trumps* everything. *No pun intended...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
(Searches thoroughly for a positive comment) Well, at least he's not wearing a safety helmet. Sorry, that's all I've got.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Really, really bad.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
At least have the honesty to say it's AI if you feel you really have to post this crap here.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Fake.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Fake.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Fake.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too. It looks dreadful and it fools gullible people.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Free image checking here. wasitai.com
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Shame about the man made image - this is AI. I had hoped this sort of crap would stay on Facebook and not pollute BlueSky.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Self making the same point. If looks could kill…
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus he used the term “Trump derangement syndrome”, which qualifies him for a smack in the teeth.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
How long before Russia-style defenestration catches on in the US?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
For the lover of God - WHY???
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, sometimes satire isn't appropriate and you just have to say it as it really is.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
A productive day so far...Mrs Woof is out with friends for lunch and shopping, so I hoovered downstairs, mopped the tiles, made some giant Cornish pasties and marinaded some steak in a home made teriyaki marinade. Made myself a playlist and this came up...OK, it's disco, but it's bloody good disco!
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole outfit pictured is about £600. And they say there's no money for nice things like better healthcare, social care, more teachers, and fripperies like that. Wealth tax NOW.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Quite.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
That t-shirt in the above graphic is £208. The world surely has gone fucking mad.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Burning questions of our age: #2519.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Literally a blast from the past...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
I tend to think of the beginning of the internets as comprising Goatse and LOLCats. ...separately, I hasten to add...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Harding has zero perception of irony.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
BlueSky users aren't in the Labour Party supporter demographic, it would seem. Hard to think of many who are... (File me under disillusioned.)
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
What a great photo!
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
WTF?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
This may be even better than Metheny's original version... I'm not a great lover of guitar synths but Metheny's sound on this version really works.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
How is Gullis in any way relevant today?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
You only have to give a cursory look at the orange pile of over ripe shit in the middle to know that there's something dreadfully wrong with him.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a baggie. I hope.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Is Covfefe the capital of the Condo?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
I may have to get a t shirt printed...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
So it's true! I thought it was a hoax news story. The arresting officer said: ‘It’s going to be really embarrassing for me.’ Good.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Well, that was a hard letter to write. A very dear friend died last week and I've written to his partner. Good times have come flooding back, but it's all so desperately sad.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
And Meloni looks unnervingly like Helen Whately...
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
So many AI images are appearing here of late. I've just seen one of the main Ukraine "delegation" meeting with Trump - OK I've seen worse - but what's wrong with a photo or two?
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
Rue Gabrielle 1958. Paris 18e What a great photo!
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d also suggest that sanctions should be much tougher.
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social) reply parent
You're right - I didn't spot that!
ZÖMBY WOOF (@steveshark.bsky.social)
He told his mummy... Boam's mother, Amanda Boam, stated in a post on X: “As his mother, I can confirm this is not the truth. Cllr Joseph Boam committed 100% of his time to the role and that is simply not true.”