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Steve

@stevewars.bsky.social

I like cake

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

No

11/9/2025, 4:56:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes well boris is a crass self centered entitled arrogant prick

11/9/2025, 8:47:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that movie

10/9/2025, 11:04:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't worry, I won't forget what he's done to the Labour party.

9/9/2025, 6:35:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

Learning so much from the documentary, 'America The Motion Picture.'

9/9/2025, 3:52:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Bernal (@paulbernal.bsky.social) reposted

So Mandelson is a slimy, untrustworthy and morally corrupt piece of shit. Who knew? Oh yes, everyone. Except whatever idiot have him a job.

9/9/2025, 7:41:42 AM | 122 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hannahhahn.bsky.social (@hannahhahn.bsky.social) reposted

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8/9/2025, 11:43:08 PM | 20 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't seem keen answering questions about his own tax, I can't figure out why🤔🤔

8/9/2025, 1:16:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Alice in Poundland

8/9/2025, 11:18:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Dentures

8/9/2025, 11:17:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cognoggler (@cognoggler.bsky.social) reposted

Andy Burnham for Labour leader, yes please. @andyburnham.bsky.social - go on, do it.

8/9/2025, 7:55:17 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

I would vote for and recommend him

8/9/2025, 8:45:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Why don't people just drive up there and park outside the gates, and I mean dozens of cars if not 100s

6/9/2025, 7:53:47 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

It's grey scale from Game of Thrones

6/9/2025, 7:16:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

So you're a thief then?

6/9/2025, 3:29:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought he had a weird goaty going on there

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6/9/2025, 3:24:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

You have a button mushroom penis as well!

6/9/2025, 1:21:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

It must really rankle with Angela Rayner that the mps and media who clammoured for her sacking or resignation, have and continue to commit tax avoidance on a scale that is simply breathtaking

6/9/2025, 1:19:32 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted

Nigel Farage’s contribution to the debate in Parliament on child rape was to fly to the US and kiss the arse of a serial sexual predator and adjudicated rapist.

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4/9/2025, 5:33:59 PM | 342 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Hitler had Oswald Mosley in 1930s Britain, And Trump has farage now.

3/9/2025, 6:41:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

I was with you till you said cake🙂

3/9/2025, 6:38:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

Fartage is a fraud

3/9/2025, 4:58:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

3/9/2025, 4:39:55 PM | 21340 6899 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Our Stuart is a tit too

3/9/2025, 5:07:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you I'm bored with this story, it's been repeated ad nauseum. Get something new.

1/9/2025, 12:56:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Skinny arsed blokes

1/9/2025, 11:04:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1/9/2025, 11:03:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

What if the #orangeturd is not playing ball with his masters? And they're keeping him under observation till he gives in. But then I remember he's a coward so probably not

1/9/2025, 11:02:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

Very pleased with #Theblueeyedsamurai

31/8/2025, 2:07:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sandieglo (@sandieglo.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 4:46:00 PM | 4271 1132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 5:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he thinks he's a jedi and means 'Midichlorians'🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 3:03:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

It's going to be..... The sad news that at 6.30am today the orange turd was found alive

30/8/2025, 10:54:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

A girl travels to a magical land and kills the first person she meets. She then puts a ragbag team together so she can kill again.

30/8/2025, 2:49:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a new reality tv show

29/8/2025, 3:58:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

It's because Americans think paying a decent wage means they're pinko commie socialist libtards. So they'd rather customers feel it's their duty to tip and not the crap bosses duty to pay decent wages

29/8/2025, 2:02:26 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Parmo (@andyparmo.co.uk) reposted

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

29/8/2025, 6:15:08 AM | 2146 535 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣

29/8/2025, 5:09:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

As I've gotten older, the idea of patriotism seems more & more absurd

28/8/2025, 5:51:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, when can we start?

28/8/2025, 12:45:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you on about? I was laughing at the name reminding me if the only other dibbly I know. Dwyane Dibbly.

28/8/2025, 10:33:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Fartage likes lying, he hates being reminded or called out on it. We're just supposed to accept it.

28/8/2025, 8:58:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

See Dibbly played well #Everton🤣🤣

28/8/2025, 5:13:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

The last I read they were crossing from building to building on a ladder, and one guy threatening another with a blade. Don't know how it played out. Loved it though.

27/8/2025, 4:09:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Was there a strip called 'Kids rule UK' in Action comic?

27/8/2025, 4:05:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Only in America, in the civilised world not so.

27/8/2025, 3:29:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

No surprise there

27/8/2025, 11:01:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted

Here's a quick way to check whether you are a patriot or not. If you find yourself climbing a lamp post to hoist a union jack, you'll know you're not a patriot, you're a thick racist twat. You're welcome.

25/8/2025, 5:42:52 PM | 504 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

So they can reverse the polarity

24/8/2025, 4:29:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

They walk among us too

24/8/2025, 9:29:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

She's obviously being coached on what to say so the neanderthals will agree and react

23/8/2025, 10:23:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Whitford (@bradleywhitford.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.

23/8/2025, 4:40:00 AM | 15368 3716 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Not just them but the travelling fans

22/8/2025, 7:19:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

He'd have to use a sports bra for those man tits

22/8/2025, 7:17:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

22/8/2025, 6:55:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

They're getting Delores Uxbridge to carry out the tests

22/8/2025, 2:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

No not really

22/8/2025, 12:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? That's not my experience

22/8/2025, 11:27:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Or your not a cocky git

22/8/2025, 9:08:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

22/8/2025, 8:56:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted

Once more for the dimwits at the back: a) Lucy Connolly pleaded guilty. b) She was convicted under legislation introduced under Thatcher. c) She was sentenced under guidance brought in under Boris Johnson. d) fuck off.

21/8/2025, 6:57:02 PM | 1758 421 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Loving partners eh?

20/8/2025, 4:45:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

So rich/powerful white men rape kids, and no one does anything about it. Then when they die it all comes out and their supporters say "if only we knew". Well you do know, and we know you know.

20/8/2025, 1:36:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kepano Kolohe (@alala55.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Alina Poliakova 🇺🇦 (@poliakova.bsky.social) reposted

Russians are advancing in Zaporizhzhia oblast under the American flag.

18/8/2025, 9:00:59 AM | 5475 3077 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you not chew?

18/8/2025, 8:18:00 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

😅😅😅😅

17/8/2025, 6:04:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

That eyeball with legs scared me more than the alien😬

17/8/2025, 12:20:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Me- so what research did you do? My sister- I watched videos, oh and not 1 or 2, but over 8. Me- well fair enuf I'm convinced.

17/8/2025, 7:04:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that makes sense

16/8/2025, 7:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Not even a dance off?

16/8/2025, 2:37:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably meant demeaner😅😅

16/8/2025, 1:19:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

😲😲I always have to go over my thoughts and actions if this ever happens to me😲😲

16/8/2025, 7:11:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

Just watched that War of the worlds. It's no where near as bad as some are saying, ok it's not quality but I have seen much worse, Highlander, The Goonies are 2 examples for a start.

16/8/2025, 6:09:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

That is remarkable, surely heading for a nobel prize👌

15/8/2025, 8:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was on a jury 2 people couldn't cope with sending a bloke to prison, so stayed not guilty in spite of the very clear evidence. Fortunately in the retrial he got sent down, the little rat.

15/8/2025, 4:11:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Harold Wesley (@harweswea.bsky.social) reposted

Good one!!!! 👍👍👍

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15/8/2025, 12:17:20 PM | 1259 222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

Happy birthday Steve

14/8/2025, 3:14:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooo scary, bet that teaches them

14/8/2025, 1:04:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Talk sh*te much?

13/8/2025, 4:03:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell.bsky.social) reposted

It’s Back-To-School Month! Remember, reading is fundamental for ages 5 through 79!

12/8/2025, 3:29:49 PM | 10532 3565 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this the one he 'aced'?

11/8/2025, 1:18:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Tax the rich then

11/8/2025, 11:45:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 5:03:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a cute doggo and a kitty in it too

10/8/2025, 6:27:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if I wanted to use it again

9/8/2025, 1:22:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social)

If you say on one hand "I'm a Christian". Then on the other support rump and his policies. Then no, no your not a Christian, you are in a sect.

9/8/2025, 12:07:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Due diabetic issues I had to have a circumcision as an adult. And I can tell you it's been brilliant, totally transformed my sex life. My wife loves not having to deal with the foreskin.

9/8/2025, 12:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm off to the library", said Hermione, "I'll just google it" said Harry.

9/8/2025, 7:19:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cliff Chapman! Invasion Earth: 2025AD (@cliffchapman.bsky.social) reposted

Scientists have named it "your mum"

Astronomers may have found the most massive black hole in the universe. Your mum.
8/8/2025, 8:27:31 PM | 763 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that's it Americans, you're done for. And as a Brit that's sadly frightening

8/8/2025, 8:52:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rysan Fall (@rysanfall.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This meme was made a year ago. I can’t believe how well it aged.

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8/8/2025, 7:13:59 PM | 381 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Not me I'm a boxing

8/8/2025, 7:30:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think he'd be stupid enough to ban foreign non white gold medal prospects?

8/8/2025, 4:17:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 12:52:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't see the would for the tress

8/8/2025, 12:50:26 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

Now if you'd said Netto then fair enough, but sainsburys 🤣🤣

8/8/2025, 3:46:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@stevewars.bsky.social) reply parent

You almost see Jesus speaking to them like he did to Thomas, 'you know not what manner of spirit you're of'

7/8/2025, 8:24:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view