oooooo cardamom pear sauce. OOOO! Now I want to try and make some kind of cardamom pear simple syrup with the pear cores 😮
Read horror, sing in the choir, snuggle a dachshund, be silly, be kind. This, I think, is the way.
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oooooo cardamom pear sauce. OOOO! Now I want to try and make some kind of cardamom pear simple syrup with the pear cores 😮
If anyone thinks this fascist wouldn’t gladly mow down American protesters or dissidents on his commander’s orders then you are sadly mistaken.
Relevant for too many things. Like tearing down guardrails against food borne illness, slashing environmental regulations, trashing labor unions, strangling public education...
But now I'm hungry. I've brought this on myself 🥲
I like to slice them up, sautée in a ton of butter, brown sugar, pinch of salt, and spices of choice (cardamom is nice!). Dump it in a bowl with a little scoop of ice cream. The ice cream gets melty in there and it's sooooo good.
"pro-life" "family values" "job creators" "right to work" "interim docket"
My dad would play guitar and sing us some of these when we were kids. I listened to "Big Iron" again as an adult and the lyrics kill me. Such a way with words! "And the notches on his pistol/Numbered one and nineteen more" Or my fave: Texas Red had not cleared leather/'Fore a bullet fairly ripped
The bar has literally been set to "still breathing". We are a healthy and flourishing society.
It's incredible how accurately Shel Silverstein predicted AI decades ago
Gary Humble. GARY. HUMBLE. Goofus & Gallant level name 🤌🤌🤌
Nothing makes the public feel secure like a crumbling foundation of trust among emergency responders!
Jesus, he talks about the US military like it's an episode of Super Nanny
Excited to read this. If there's one thing I can thank the TV show Touched By an Angel for, it's that at a very young age I got the phrase, "God is not a vending machine! You don't stick in your prayer and pull out your prize," stuck in my head and I've never forgotten it 🤷🏾♀️
SCOTUS: I'm sorry, did you not see us WINKING? Don't make us spell it out 🙄
Make Preventable Diseases a Big Fucking Problem Again
They want all the benefits of society with none of the responsibility. Give lip service to PERSONAL responsibility and ignore that it links into corporate responsibility. Taxes, vaccines, people allowed to call out your BS, keeping your nose out of other people's bedrooms? Unreasonable burden.
This is the one I came to add 😆
They're always both the strongest and most in need of protection. They're tough, logical, oh so smart and strong, and should always be in charge, but they also NEED women to "respect" them no matter what, give them sex, acquiesce to their demands, and gas them up constantly OR ELSE.
AVP: Gary
World leaders start trolling him with constant, U DED BRO? texts
If. Fucking. ONLY.
New lockscreen image just dropped
Perhaps we give this anthropomorphic Ford truck commercial a chance.
In my deepest of dreams, our U.S. athletes would all boycott these things in their own country. *dreamy sigh* I do feel bad for the athelets, though, if they're as unhappy with the administration as so many of us are and it's bringing BS into their big events.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Somewhere in Gary
🙋🏽♀️ SECOND
The double feature I, an elder Millenial, deserve #kpopdemonhunters
When my "number of tabs" icon switches from 99 to :) because I've hit the triple digits 🥲
Yes, it's true. Someone did take your job. And your healthcare, pension, wage hikes and life off a single income. It just wasn't immigrants, welfare recipients, queer people or women having abortions. If you want to know who took your money, it's the people with all the money.
"I dont know why this person refuses to have a respectful and balanced debate with me about how I think his mother is a c***. We need an open exchange of ideas!" This is how it always sounds to me.
*dance dance dance* I didn't know you had a new one out. And I didn't know it was a Snow White story. I have this weird, lifelong love (so often disappointed) for Snow White retellings/reimaginings and now YOU WROTE ONE???? *clicking order button*
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
Tom Clancy's Little Women
During the 2016 election my sister and I wanted them to just build him a fake Oval Office with a big red "BOOM!" button on the desk so he could mash it whenever he got cranky. Ah, the innocent years...
I wonder if Markwayne Mullin can finally wear seat belts again?
One thousand percent yes
OH MY GOD we dont need to replace fawning, weirdly sexual hot bod pics of Trump with the same of a different politician. Get it together, people 🤮
*excited dancing* it's here it's here it's here it's here! 💙📚
ugh. I dont like it, but youre probably right.
He needs to lend his comms team and the strength of his ego to someone who won't fuck over their constituents and vulnerable populations.
Having this issue with an older person pissed at us when we "let" our kids having meltdowns, even though they're doing so because we're not giving in. The unspoken "why aren't you spanking them" hanging in the room...
Congrats, and thanks for scaring us so dang good.
They'll use even ONE "undeserving" person getting a safety net benefit as a reason to gut it; even ONE trans person playing a sport to destroy lives & rights; and even ONE petty crime as a reason to stage a military takeover of our nation's Capitol city. It's NEVER a good faith effort or argument.
On of my favorite pictures of my oldest is him, FURIOUS that we dressed him in a blue onesie with a little hoodie with bear ears. Just pinch-faced red SCREAMING. I love it 🥹
We would, in extremely mocking tones, go, "Wah, wah, wah! I'm a BAAAAAby!" at our infant
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
I was so very annoyed when we were forced from the old Overdrive app to Libby. I still hate it. Now I'm pissed all over again.
But, like, WHAT IF THE DRONE ROTATES SO THE SHOT TURNS UPSIDE DOWN????
Yeah, religion & culture is definitely irrelevant in this day and age in the U.S.
Where my Good & Plenty people at?
"Made to look terrible". MADE to look terrible????????
hell yes to those soft peppermint puffs
I love Terry Gross she is a top ten person
I've done it and a pleasantly surprising number of people got it.
Jesus after coming back to Earth:
life giving
The struggle I have not using it in my work emails...
so true
The joy that "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" brings me when it's used mockingly
Her face. She was just barely hanging on.
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
I was in attendance, so when I read the book last week I burst out laughing at that bit 😆❤️
The way they sound, I keep expecting a 1980's masked serial killer to be lurking at the edges of the video
This is called drunk texting
But do they live below ANOTHER bowling alley?
Such an easily manipulated little bitch
I drop half the dirt on the floor when I try and empty the dust pan directly into the garbage
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
👀
"These radicals have escalated to stale bread. Those crusts can be devastating."
please, every other democrat, do not let gavin newsom outshine you on this front start acting like this until he is the dimmest, most unremarkable light among anti-trump firebrands
You're Next ❤️
"I did it. I threw the sandwich." feels like it could have real, "I am Spartacus!" vibes. But funnier. With carbs. Protest in pinn.
What even IS "public" health?
These assholes really think they're tactical geniuses when we can all see they're just a bunch of anxious weirdos out here trying to compensate for their cushy lives.
[Liz Lemon slo mo eye roll]
Blind Boys of the United States
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Late
The whole fam was out for brunch today 🐦 #backyardbirds
I mean, thumbs up either way...
The Wee Beastie Boys
The Presidents of the HOA
DOT: She's an icon She's a legend And she is the moment ✨️
Amazing.
Where did she go? WHERE DID THE WOMAN IN THE RED DRESS GO?? *whispers* shesbehindyou
His soul is, at least.
Coconut or bust
Call me crazy, but I want to hear what actual humans think about stuff.
New 👏 Jefst 👏
Gonna name my estate New Jefst
I remember thinking years ago that gyms should just have a big sand hill for people to walk up and down.
Very easy slam dunk issue for Dems that will be ignored because their consultants are scared of trans athlete polling.
😂 it's perfection
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