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@stimallen.bsky.social

🌏 Somewhere in the Asia Pacific region | Long live CD's

created January 8, 2024

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she should've done a duet with Clarence Carter youtu.be/1LLWVqUZvT0?...

1/9/2025, 12:22:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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frasierland.neocities.org

1/9/2025, 4:54:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#NowPlaying k. d. lang - wash me (CLEAN)

1/9/2025, 2:12:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is song is too fucking long it really is too fucking long don't know why we made it so fucking long it's like that and that's the way it is

31/8/2025, 9:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Microsoft with Windows 95: Let's get Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry to do a video guide Windows 7: Windows 7 was my idea Windows 10/11: New Windows is out, you ungrateful bastards

31/8/2025, 9:41:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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holy shit I'm going to have to dust off my cinema-going pants and try to remmeber how to buy a movie ticket

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29/8/2025, 9:46:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TBT youtu.be/nx1BbdVtVRI?...

28/8/2025, 11:50:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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or in other words, high-def fox news

28/8/2025, 11:46:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Clinton (@billclinton.bsky.social) reposted

Everybody say sausage keep it going

25/7/2025, 5:44:27 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ms m (@msmeredith.bsky.social) reposted

Today’s Sunflowers

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27/8/2025, 12:16:11 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pango (@stimallen.bsky.social) reply parent

and the person behind the new logo can now scrub Cracker Barrel rebrand from their LinkedIn, leaving them with only 'chief ball massager' for their work history

26/8/2025, 11:18:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bad bot

25/8/2025, 9:10:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#NowPlaying Cher - Walking in Memphis

25/8/2025, 8:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rollercoaster tycoon tip, if you drown handymen and mechanics, you don't need to pay severance

24/8/2025, 7:33:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the shortest distance between two points is a straight line in the opposite direction, Danny na na na na na na na na

23/8/2025, 12:17:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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first there was the "triple j sound" now there's the "ABC lisp"

20/8/2025, 8:23:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UUUUUIIEEEEEAAARGHHH MANY TIMES

20/8/2025, 12:58:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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home theatre never replaced cinemas because home theatre surround sound never simulated audience members whispering, laughing, ruffling food packaging and eating popcorn 🍿

19/8/2025, 11:11:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pango occasionally shares comedy videos he finds hilarious youtu.be/V97lvUKYisA?...

18/8/2025, 1:15:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought he deep throated a running stick mixer

17/8/2025, 1:57:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zuck is on the Epstein list for sure

17/8/2025, 1:26:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📡new conspiracy 🌌 John Zegrus and D.B. Cooper are the same person

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17/8/2025, 11:03:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also heard you fired Poklonskaya

16/8/2025, 11:42:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is a version of Madonna's Live to Tell that goes for 19 minutes. It's brilliant. 🎧 youtu.be/Qi4Cc_oCEZo?...

16/8/2025, 10:00:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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listening to Midnight in the Desert, damn this is good #ArtBell

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15/8/2025, 12:32:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if it weren't for the movie show, never would've seen Waiting for Guffman

14/8/2025, 11:56:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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R.I.P. David Stratton. fwiw the Movie Show is on SBS Viceland on saturdays

14/8/2025, 11:54:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TBT Mick Hucknall, pre Simply Red www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLoy...

14/8/2025, 11:05:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Becker: "has the lab faxed over Mr Stohlers lab results?" Linda: "we have a fax machine?" Becker: "get outta here, will ya"

14/8/2025, 10:22:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've historically been a labor supporter but this NSW labor government is as useless at fighting crime as acupuncture is at fighting cancer

13/8/2025, 9:09:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh not much just downloading java to play runescape

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12/8/2025, 8:34:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah I woulda done city 2 surf but my moonboot has terrible traction in the rain

10/8/2025, 9:14:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌭 stevia nicks (@muffinlab.bsky.social) reposted

free my beautiful boys what is their crime

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29/1/2025, 11:25:54 PM | 2516 780 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is 80s music. jazzalicious. youtu.be/psyDAW7RmIc?...

9/8/2025, 8:51:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It's so amazing how. animals can learn so much from urine" not just animals, when a doctor asks you to piss in a jar it's not going on a shelf

9/8/2025, 4:24:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wore a tan robe in 1108

9/8/2025, 1:07:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Mr Gorbangchook, tear down this woan" - Dwight D. Efeezhswer

9/8/2025, 1:06:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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classic WWE youtu.be/rJkKpTChBiE?...

8/8/2025, 11:43:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that compass in the handle will sure come in handy, too!

8/8/2025, 9:47:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and the rain sets in...🎧 youtu.be/VSA37Qe9Xm4?...

8/8/2025, 1:23:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines theonion.com/new-dea...

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Profile picture Merrymac Farm Sanctuary (@merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social) reposted

Walter is all tuckered out because he had a big day! He and Buster had their first playdate to see if they will get along and it went well. There was no fighting and they hung out peacefully in the pig pasture. However...

Photo of a large furry ginger pig with his head down, falling asleep in wood shavings bedding in his pen.
7/8/2025, 12:40:58 AM | 240 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pango (@stimallen.bsky.social)

if you can't handle me at my FRONTLINE INFANTRY you don't deserve me at my BOMBARDMENT

6/8/2025, 9:51:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a whole ship just for your mug

6/8/2025, 7:03:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this coffee is so fucking weak is like someone found a way to decaffeinate decaf

4/8/2025, 10:47:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Actual names (@actualnames.bsky.social) reposted

Pauline Pantsoff United States, Census, 1920

4/8/2025, 8:38:28 PM | 48 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh no, bro I know, bro

4/8/2025, 8:48:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the NTSB keep trying to investigate the train wreck that is my life

4/8/2025, 1:39:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic scene from fast forward #Logies youtu.be/cz2nuPDBUFY?...

3/8/2025, 11:57:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RATM in 2025: "I aint gonna work on Clarksons Farm no more"

3/8/2025, 7:09:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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was Cat Stevens in Lighthouse Family?

2/8/2025, 8:49:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shoulda been higher #hottest200

2/8/2025, 1:29:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i've heard gum is good for hiccups

1/8/2025, 10:55:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Riker Googling (@rikergoogling.bsky.social) reposted

can cats get assimilated

30/7/2025, 7:04:33 PM | 197 35 | View on Bluesky | view

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we're the killer bees tonight!

1/8/2025, 9:25:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i wanna go back in time to a few years before certain songs are released and sing them around music industry lawyers "take, these broken wings, hmm hmm hmm hmm live so free "just a little song I've been working on" _________________ MR MISTER TO PAY $150M IN COPYRIGHT SUIT

31/7/2025, 11:19:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture California Prop 65 Warnings (@prop65.bsky.social) reposted

Academics are known to the State of California to cause cancer or other reproductive harm.

26/7/2025, 9:00:04 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 (@dprk-officialish.bsky.social) reposted

The #DPRK finds it interesting that America claims Iran is a nuclear threat and attacks it, meanwhile America KNOWS about our mighty super-duper nuclear arsenal but doesn't dare attack us! Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!

22/6/2025, 2:34:19 AM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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overheard

27/7/2025, 6:19:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al (as in AL) (@alrad.bsky.social) reposted

Feeling somewhat vindicated that none of my songs choices made it to the #hottest100 #AusHottest100

26/7/2025, 11:34:09 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott John (@scottjohn.bsky.social) reposted

Looking at that list, almost all of those artists have better songs. #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 10:31:50 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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the winner of the #Hottest100 is smooth fm

26/7/2025, 10:32:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go-betweens made it tho unless you mean top 10

26/7/2025, 10:17:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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seriously, i was expecting an ad for national tiles to follow the #1 song. This the #Hottest100 or smooth fm?

26/7/2025, 10:11:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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would have defs preferred Kate Ceberano, Wendy Matthews, Tia Gostelo or Bec Sandridge. Can't stand Missy Higgins.

26/7/2025, 9:38:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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especially controversial since so many great 100% AUSSIE bands/artists have been totally neglected #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 9:33:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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powderfinger again and in the top 10?!! people really did just scroll through their spotify playlist #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 9:23:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BBQ Song by Mass MC #5

26/7/2025, 9:18:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Listening to The Cure and thinking about The Bomb (@thewrongnoel.bsky.social) reposted

where the fuck are Spectrum #hottest100

26/7/2025, 9:10:51 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ikr I'll Be Gone was one of my songs

26/7/2025, 9:13:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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give my best to..FUCK OFF #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 9:00:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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defs, if I'm gonna release your soul was good enough for the Get This finale it's good enough for the #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 8:59:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯

26/7/2025, 8:52:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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crying in the shower if Kate Ceberano and Wendy Matthews don't make it in #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 8:48:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why no hottest 200 tomorrow? #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 8:31:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so this is what the brainrot generation are listening to

26/7/2025, 8:20:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Callie (@trollingstones.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re confused about #Hottest100 voting, remember that Australians also voted for Tony Abbott and Scott Morrison.

26/7/2025, 8:15:12 AM | 43 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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calling it. I Don't Like It by Pauline Pantsdown will be #1 #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 7:39:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've run out of blank tapes #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 7:32:27 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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song you can do CPR to #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 6:45:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOW IS THIS NOT TOP 10 #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 4:09:50 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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haven't heard ONE of my songs (but we're not even at 50 yet) #Hottest100

26/7/2025, 3:23:07 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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over 2.65 million votes #Hottest100

25/7/2025, 10:35:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Hottest100 number 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HalS...

24/7/2025, 11:18:03 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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wake me when virtualbox runs on ARM windows

24/7/2025, 8:13:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. Pants (@pumapants.bsky.social) reposted

Epstein is the jet fuel to Trump's steel beams

16/7/2025, 3:38:13 AM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coldplay fans are black-overcoat wearing perpetual university students who are also obsessed with Harry Potter

24/7/2025, 3:51:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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another faulty delivery thanks to the apes at TNT

23/7/2025, 9:29:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/coN02VRRcO8?...

22/7/2025, 8:57:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i would have put his email address into mailbait

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21/7/2025, 8:47:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if Truman Show was set in 2025 the movie would end with Truman banging on the other side of the wall wanting to be let back in

21/7/2025, 8:43:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's like that line in that bloodhound gang song "I'm not mean like Richard Kind but I am kind like Scott Mean is"

20/7/2025, 4:43:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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market find. You haven't heard Hazard 'til you've heard it on a cassette that probably spent more than a decade on the floor of someones car

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theory: GTA6 has been delayed because they have to keep updating the parodies/social commentary.

19/7/2025, 10:16:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we got GTAV in the UAE before GTA6

18/7/2025, 10:10:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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R. L. Stine?

18/7/2025, 2:55:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Gieg theonion.com/i-used-to-wo...

17/7/2025, 9:47:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pango's votes #Hottest100

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17/7/2025, 9:05:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"look, man, certain things have come to light (WMDs) And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a lot more, uh, complex, y'know? "

16/7/2025, 12:10:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view