So Trump is the hero, but it's all a Democrat hoax?
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So Trump is the hero, but it's all a Democrat hoax?
Good to hear. Nobody wants a soggy bottom.
Fuck it. I'll put my hat in the ring. I'll do it for half that.
You must say you flew across the world, not around the world, otherwise it's insulting to people who identify as flat-earthers.
"A child who was playing on the monkey bars in the park saw Mart holding her penis and wiggling it at her" Her penis. This is beyond parody.
We have a big press conference lined up in two weeks
Why doesn't he just tattoo "pedo" on his forehead and be done with it. Every time he tries to talk his way around it he just looks more guilty.
Yeah. The military flew over while they were having their press conference. Presumably under orders.
You did not imagine it.
Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done." Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
Gulf of Tonkin v2.0
Idiocracy in a nutshell
They usually call me a fascist bigot.
Were the numbers written in sharpie?
"retired journalist" who didn't bother to read the article beyond the headline
From the article: Djokovic explained that he doesn't want increases for himself, but for players lower in the rankings who rely on Grand Slams. "I'm just talking about overall. Not many tennis players live out of this sport globally. That's not something that I see has been talked about enough.
Wait until they've finished building it, tested, calibrated, etc and then fuck it up. Much funnier that way.
The death toll must be significant if they are acknowledging this. People noticing that their sons and brothers are not returning home. For sure they are downplaying the scale of losses.
You're not fooling anyone. Besides which, arguing that women not accepting men into their spaces is "patriarchal" is just moronic. Maybe you should step back and allow women to make their own decisions.
You called a woman defending her space against men "frigid". It's pretty clear what you think about women's rights.
Right. Defending women = fascism. Fucking clown.
You're just another misogynistic arsehole demanding that women give up their rights for privacy and safety for the comfort of men cosplaying as women. Get over yourself.
Would be sad if some "patriots" flew a bunch of drones into it. Once they've wasted a bunch of money to finish it of course.
Bullshit
Pffft. I did it once in 1988 and again in 2002. Ain't nothing special.
Can't wait for the South Park episode. He just writes the material for them.
Building up to declaring a war with Venezuela so that he can attempt to cancel elections
"Give me a Nobel Prize, or I'll make the American people pay more tax." Hmmm.
Identified as short at birth.
Totally. Poor education, lack of critical thinking skills, and a constant feed of disinformation from Fox News and similar.
Because he is compromised. He is the junior partner in the relationship with Putin and he drags down the US with him.
Putin played him like the little bitch he is.
When you're an evil, thieving, recognisable piece of crap like Rick Scott, you probably do need to be careful everywhere you go.
Slightly diminish a band: Brown Sabbath
This brings back memories. There were a lot of crimes against humanity in that decade.
When you get a whiff of his diaper.
Trump has no power to negotiate on behalf of Ukraine. This is all just performative bullshit to distract the media.
If Ukraine is not at the table, then there is no peace deal.
So she just read the statement given to her by Trump's defense lawyer. Does anyone seriously believe this?
Incel treats women with total disdain, wonders why he can't get a girlfriend.
ESA should offer to take over operations. A lot cheaper than deploying their own.
It's fucking pathetic.
Yep. It always comes out in the end.
You're such a tiresome twat
Saw Jeff Healey in the late 80s or early 90s. He was something else.
Yeah that was my thought. He smells the opportunity for more grift.
From the country that brought the world Abu Ghraib. Can't say I'm surprised.
It doesn't matter how egregious the act is, you can always rely on Bluesky to bring out the misogynists and apologists. The important thing is to always think of the poor men who had their feelings hurt.
Lol
This is where the Oxford comma is important.
This is not going to go the way they hope it will. She's going to end up trying to bury evidence of Russian interference.
Tragic
Lol. I rest my case.
Wow. Another hate-filled piece of shit with preferred pronouns. There's a surprise.
North Korea is now a legitimate military target.
You're welcome.
Josh Johnson
You can switch this BlueSky bullshit off. Under moderation settings, advanced.
Close. Better luck next time.
So you're currently well stocked then?
Really interesting. Thanks for posting.
At least she has her singing career to fall back on.
Where can you get one of those? Just so I can avoid it of course.
He makes that Flying V look so small
Please.
Art by Bob Layzell (Born 1940) known for his many book covers and work in the Terran Trade Authority series
She had to wait 3 days for her search and rescue costume to be delivered
Melania drew it for him
Coming from the guy who just called a woman a 'cunt on legs".
Cos he has a cock? I dunno, it's all just delusional nonsense.
No, you're just another misogynistic arsehole.
Two out of five Americans look at this ridiculous clown show of an administration and say "Yeah, that's my President!".
How long until he gets arrested by ICE?
One of the final acts of a dying network. Looking forward to seeing him on a new generation of media.
Yes. A shitload of no-bid contracts are about to be handed out.
I assume they burned the entire fucking airport down to make sure?
Tacky is as tacky does
Yes true. They just need to stay ahead of russia at the moment.
Military budgets are also an economic tool. If the rest of NATO don't have security guarantees from the US, then they may as well invest in their own weapons development and production to reduce dependency and boost their own economies.
Idiocracy was a prediction, not a parody
What is the box on top of the amp?
Yes
Because different breeds of cats requires selective breeding and that comes dangerously close to ... evolution...
Yeah we all know why the Epstein files weren't released youtube.com/shorts/ZJorA...
He's on holiday somewhere. Doesn't give a fuck.
Putin will call him over the weekend, and he'll strangely change his mind.
Same guy that was arrested for jerking off in a Starbucks?
To be honest I'm not quite sure myself. I stopped tracking things like my birthday back in the 90s.
Bullshit. He has fathered two children with his wife.
Mistress/abortion
‘During Masterchef, I was sampling a young lady’s cream buns. They were so delicious my trousers fell off. Due to my undiagnosed neurodiversity I wasn’t wearing any underwear and someone will have to pay for the dangerous environment I had been put in and the flagrant abuse of my human rights.’
States' rights
Yeah that's a good point.
Except that they'll destroy any evidence they have.
So they pray to the god that kills children and think that's some sort of good thing?
