You know those mini golf courses where if you get it in the alligator's mouth you get a free game? It's like that
You know those mini golf courses where if you get it in the alligator's mouth you get a free game? It's like that
Can we get Trent Reznor to scream over this
I had ice cream for dinner and there's nothing Obama can do about it
Can't believe you've never seen Stephen King's Homeward Bound
One time at my woke one of my coworkers changed the Spotify to "This Is Steely Dan" which exclusively played Steely Dan songs and after about an hour of that I thought I was going to go feral
Did they have anything loaded onto it? There's a couple fan games, I'd be interested if they used one of those
I just watched it for the first time and my life is better having done so
This guy has been on this website for three days and is already a contender for one of the most insane posters I've ever seen
Is this an attempt to get into the Louvre
It didn't work btw everyone at work calls me he
I woke up this morning with a hot sauce packet in my bed what does this mean
Still absolutely gutted by this
It's gay to have skin. Penises have that
Has anyone heard about this???
Guy looks like he really wants to tell me Warhammer Fantasy lore
Ladies get you a man with a bubble for a schlong
Sounds like Reed Richards propaganda
It's the tiny frown that truly makes this
I hope she got the help she needs
Hell yeha girl dick
I don't like "before she can react"
The Nintendo Horny Switch will sell billions
My theory is he's in the hospital and they're pulling a Grover Cleveland
I don't get the big deal about spanking. My dad murdered me with a rusted butcher knife and hid my body in the woods and I turned out fine
That's SAURON, he can see EVERYTHING from his EYE WREATHED IN FLAME BUT CAN HE SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
Who is Marvin and why he so hungy
I cannot fucking believe you just hit him up with the "nuh uh that's you"
Newsom is a straight up Nazi I hope that helps
He's literally always been a complete POS
Did you just like not understand the meme
Take a fucking shower
I never stopped
Who wants to know Who wants to know
I get the Krusty Krab is getting more customers, but I don't think the play was for Plankton to rebrand to the Slutty Cum Bucket
Be vewwy quiet I'm going Big Tits Seeing
"The Trouble Is" is so good
Yeah the Series 2 Cylinder Turbo Deep Throat was always a pretty unreliable engine, used way too much fuel too
Excuse me, that's AN R-san 🤓
The problem with wearing purple nail polish is everyone thinks I'm a Ravens fan
“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.” walzr.com/IMG_0001 this is beautiful 🥲
Cookie Monster has gone woke and he's the Cock Monster now 😔
It's so good man have fun
He kinda is tho
I don't think how that line from Clerks goes
Liked because of your handle
That's just regular Toy Story
If someone isn't aligned with the cause of "no genocide" I tend to discard them yes
What merits
Thanks, you made me jealous of a duck
Is Trump a democrat? Because I vaguely remember the Democratic party were supposed to be the Pro-LGBT party
As I said, at best he's a useful idiot, championing right wing causes without realizing that's what he's doing. It does remain to be said, though, that he championed GAY rights in the past. And there's are absolutely a subset of people who like to draw a line between the B and the T
Are you a cat
The red is the part of the map I've made light work properly Everything else is the stuff I have to finis. Send help
I'm procrastinating finishing the first floor of my dungeon for D&D despite the fact that my session is in three hours
Which was just right wing talking points, invented by the right to transition into a bigger plan to ban trans people entirely At best he's a useful idiot, at worst he's outright malicious
"Even if that were true" lmao look at the guy's track record with the homeless. Or trans people. Or associating with actual Nazis. And it doesn't matter if it's about Gavin, associating and working for a guy like that makes you a bad person too
Because Gavin as a person is a monster and cannot be trusted
How do I know if I'm actually a car
Like, it's a boring logo, but what is bro waffling about it being woke, it's just the words Cracker Barrel
My coworker bought me a Smith Island cake
Wow I didn't even know who this guy was and now I hate him thanks for that
(extremely Baba O'Reilly voice) Female Blowjob It's only FEmale BLOWJOB!
Finally a slushie for me
Fashion 06 is the dark horse of the Fashion the Hedgehog series
It is extremely telling that you consider caring about the rights of marginalized groups as "whining" and makes it pretty clear that you are not a serious person or, frankly, a particularly good person I sincerely hope you eventually gain a sense of empathy
OK so I'm not Chinese, so I have basically no idea what I'm talking about, but I do understand gifts of money to friends IS a thing in their culture That said, if that's what she was going for, MAYBE don't try to hide it in a bag of sour cream and onion?
In their mild defense, this is someone who appears to role play as their dog, they PROBABLY aren't interested in political debate In their not-defense, why wade in in the first place if that's how they see it
Wait what's the story with Kmart, I always understood its failure from a purely financial standpoint (Kmart was in the red, and bought Sears, which was also in the red, and they somehow thought that would make them more money), now I'm curious about the other thing
Do Do you not
So instead of addressing my very concerns with Newsom, you're making fun of a picture I took in two seconds while on vacation because I thought it looked funny Yeah you're a shitlib alright lmao
Who cares if he's "trolling Trump"? My grandmother can do that and she's dead. Gavin Newsom is an awful person and does not deserve any support.
I'm not done dawg He had two different white nationalists on his podcast and kissed both of their asses. Told one of them his son was a fan. Why should we give any amount of a care about someone who's literally just the same as what we already have, just with a blue paint job?
A Star Wars themed smoke shop called The High Ground
At this rate the shrimp might actually fry your rice
Why do you type exactly like trump
What a gross dude, I hope he falls off a cliff
Actively killing homeless people and throwing trans people under the bus are pretty big flaws dude
Please make it stop
Has anyone eaten an entire pizza
Why do you type like that please stop
FIGHT
What did my cat do to Bluesky
Look at this idiot
I will die on the hill that we should have gotten a remake of Spyro 4 where they actually finish it
Marshall Matherswitz
"My dick won't calm down" is a wild sentence
Excuse me it's also my 30th birthday today, get your own
Got rickrolled on my birthday I'm fuming
I like how the Maryland guy is just Ben Cardin, it's literally just Ben Cardin Though he DID retire at the beginning of this yest
I don't think I'm putting that on my toast
It's OK to be dirty, just don't sit on my couch before you clean up
Attracting the ladies with my impressively large spleen
Saw someone wearing a Three Wolf Moon American Flag shirt and I'm going to go feral
You do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to Gavin Newsome
Or, and here's a crazy notion, we look for support from people who don't like Trump AND don't hate minorities
"This guy doesn't like minorities and wants the cops to beat the hell out of protestors" "Well excuse him for not being perfect!"
A bad Democrat is just a Republican who cares about their image
